<p><span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC]</span> <span class="black">began trolling</span><span class="terezi"> gelecanMaestro [GM]</span></p>
<p class="vriska">SC: &mdash;-Hey-pawn,-get-the-wax-out-of-your-ears.-I-have-something-important-to-tell-you.&mdash;-O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: &mdash;-&hellip;Hello?&mdash;-O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: &mdash;-Tch&hellip;never-fails.-Message-me-when-you-get-back-already!-This-is-far-far-far-more-important-than-whatever-you&rsquo;re-doing-right-now.&mdash;-O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Hello?---O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Not-funny,-damnit!---O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---You'd-better-not-be-trolling-me-via-cold-shoulder!---O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---...---O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---I-swear,-if-you're-doing-something-stupid,-I'm-gonna-flip.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: i hAAve returned from AAn expidite into the vAAstly forest which surroundings my lAAwnring AAnd overcAAme the unmobile bulKK of my reptilliAAn guAArdiAAn,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Of-course-you-have.-Perhaps-I-should-introduce-you-to-a-new-aged-invention-of-mine.-I-call-it-the-lever.-It's-a-thing-you-use-to-move-heavy-shit-like-your-stupid-turtle.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: he is fAAr too mAAssively to be moved from his choice plAAce of resting by AA simple device AAs AA lever,</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: AAnd he does not AAppeAArAAnce to me AAs unintillect,,, he's merely slumberous,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---I'm-sure-if-you-used-your-head-as-a-counter-weight-your-thick-skull-would-have-catapulted-the-thing-through-the-ceiling.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: i do not believe the mAAss of my crAAniAAl is neAArly sufficiently to move him whAAtever much less "cAAtAApult the thing,"</p>
<p class="vrSC: ---Indeed,-you've-clearly-seen-everything-in-my-sentences.-Anyway,-I-have-something-more-importaiska">nt-for-your-pea-brain.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: is this possibility yet AAnother of your vein schemings to pilfered the crown from her royAAl condescending.</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---No,-that's-small-time-now.-Really-small-time.-Tell-me,-have-you-ever-heard-of-something-called-Sgrub?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: i hAAve not been informAAtioned of Sgrub though i AAssumption thAAt you fully intending to tell me everything AAbout it,</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: though i AAm reliving to KKnow you hAAve AAbsconded your previously plAAns they were AAlwAAys poorly convinced,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Much-like-your-vocabulary-apparently.-My-plans-were-genius!-Pure-unadultured-genius!-Sgrub-however,-is-a-game.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: whAAt mAAnor of gAAme.</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---From-what-I've-gathered,-it's-like-Flarping-only-not-stupid.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: why would you wAAnting to plAAy it then. you hAAve AAlwAAys resenting flAArping with me,</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: which is not unintillect by the wAAy it is AA strAAtegizing AAnd wonderfully gAAme,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Because,-unlike-'flAArping'-this-game-is-actually-cool.-With-flaarp-it's-just-dressing-up-in-stupid-clothes-and-acting-like-a-geek!---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: flAArping is AA life or deAAth bAAttle of sKKill AAnd lucKK! the clothings AAre merely AA side AAffect,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---A-stupid-side-effect.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: not every of the outfits is "stupid" though, my regAAlly gAAmblignAAnt outfit is AAbsolute AAmAAzing,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Indeed-it-is.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: so whAAt exAAct is sgrub supposedly to be.</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---I'm-surprised-at-you,-wanting-to-know-something-ahead-of-time?-What,-are-you-some-kind-of-weak-willed-psychic-now?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: no i merely still belief it is AAnother of your mAAny vein world dominAAnce schemings,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---How-in-the-name-of-her-condesceces-fat-ass-could-I-dominate-anything-with-a-game?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: i do not KKnowledge, AAnd i do not desire to, how could you pilfering the crown by flinging vAAriety things AAt her condescending. you AAre the one thAAt creAAtings horrible thought out plAAns not me,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---At-least-I'm-not-constantly-being-outsmarted-by-a-turtle.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: i AAm not less intillect thAAn him, he merely weighs AA signifigAAnce AAmount more thAAn i AAm cAApAAbly of moving,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Might-I-offer-a-simple-suggestion?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: you KKnowledge very well how i feelings on the subJJective of plAAnning AAheAAd,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Hence-why-I-keep-insinuating-that-you-have-less-intelligence-than-a-turtle.-Spoiler-Alert:-my-plan-involves-getting-a-fucking-ladder-for-your-damn-window.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: relying solely on lucKK is the most intelligence wAAy it is possibly to AAct, unliKKely you AAnd your constAAnt plAAnnings,</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: AAnd the window of my respiteblocKK is signifigAAnce too escelAAted for AA simply lAAdder to reAAch,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---And-what-happens-if-your-luck-runs-out-at-a-critical-moment-and-you-haven't-planned-for-it?-Still-the-most-intelligent-idea?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: if i do not hAAve the lucKK to survivAAl AA situAAtion then i do not get to survivAAl it,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Why-do-I-even-bother?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: even i lAAcKK the intelligent to explAAnAAtion thAAt,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Painfully-obvious.-So-is-it-a-yes-or-no?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: on the subJJective of the gAAme. i will AAgreement, in whAAt mAAnor do i plAAy.</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---It-seems-to-be-a-game-that-requires-multiple-players,-we-should-probably-get-a-couple-of-others-interested-first.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: such AAs who.</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Do-you-ever-bug-anyone-else-to-do-your-stupid-flarping?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: no, you AAre AA surprisingly AAffective cloud plAAyer,</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: hAAve you considerAAtioned thAAt lowblood soldier in your commAAndment. she does whAAtsoever you order her to,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Nothing-new-there.---O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---As-for-her-involvement,-probably.-I-could-probably-appeal-to-her-inner-soldier.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: it would not be difficulty to conceive her to plAAy, AAll you would necessitAAte would be AA mere order,</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: whAAt AAmounts of plAAyers do we necessAAry.</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---A-minimum-of-four-would-be-preferable.-Maybe-that-blind-idiot,-what'shisname?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: the psychic freAAKK. thAAt is not going to hAAppening, i refusAAl to plAAy with AA lowblooded psychic liKKe him,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Afraid-that-his-psychic-powers-will-let-him-show-you-up?---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: i do not wishing to hAAve the fun of not KKnowledge whAAt will hAAppening stolen from me,</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: he cAAn KKeep his freAAKKed out psychic pAArAAnoidAA to himself,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Cluck-beast.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: i AAm not AA "clucKK-beAAst" i merely do not cowAArd behind KKnowing of the future,</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---you-won't-even-be-interracting-with-him,-I'll-make-sure-of-that.---O</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: ,,, thAAt is AAcceptAAbly i supposed, AAs long AAs i never hAAve to communicAAtion with him,</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: tell me AAt whAAt timing you wAAnt me to plAAying your gAAme,</p>
<p class="terezi">GM: AAnd mAAKKe surely he KKnowledges not to communicAAtion with me,</p>
<p><span class="terezi">gelecanMaestro [GM]</span><span class="black">gave up trolling </span><span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC]</span></p>