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- am the Programmer you're looking for.
- To only the best women out there,
- I'm a sadistic kinda man, who likes nothing more than Programming with the right woman, and socialising with my good mate, Mo Farah, who admires my Impolite qualities.
- The first thing people usually notice about me is my smartass personality, closly followed by my smashing teeth. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - with body parts like my teeth and my Eyes, I can afford to be.
- I work as a Programmer, helping Greedy roblox bastards. This allows me to exercise my skills: Leadership and wielding weapons. One day, I was just about to stop work when Mo Farah appeared from nowhere and congratulated me on a job well done. "Diamond, that was a job well done." That's the kind of thing people say to me on a daily basis. Of course, now, Mo Farah and me are best friends, and the praise runs like water. A lesser man would get a big head.
- My life goals include:
- Star in the next Star Wars film.
- Shoot a follow-up to the perfume advert I star in
- Become the best Programmer I can be
- If you're the right woman for me, you'll be interesting and witty. You won't be afraid to stand up to me and will have a healthy respect for perfection.
- My ideal date would involve Hacking in London, England with a tall woman by my side. While we're there, I evaluate your cancer free eyes, checking that you're up to my understandably high standards.
- Women only get one chance with me. For every woman who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.
- May the force be with you.
- If you're worthy, get in touch!
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