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- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] began trolling nascentMetalog [NM] at ??:?? --
- IP: --[==Hello, lowblood==>
- NM: hi there.
- IP: --[==Have you made any progress on our situation?==>
- NM: n0t r∞lly.
- IP: --[==Disappointing==>
- IP: --[==How did we manage to create such an infuriating species?==>
- IP: --[==I have the feeling you are responsible for this==>
- NM: y∞'re the 0ne that helped cr∞te the genesis fr0g.
- IP: --[==I would not make such a mistake==>
- NM: s0 it's d∞mca's f∞lt?
- IP: --[==No, no==>
- IP: --[==It must be one of the lowbloods==>
- IP: --[==Which leaves you==>
- NM: h0w is it my f∞lt ag∞n?
- NM: i didn't catch it the first time y0u expl∞ned.
- IP: --[==Well, you adapted this game==>
- IP: --[==You must have done something==>
- NM: s0mething t0 affect act∞ns y0u t∞k after i had finished?
- IP: --[==Maybe...==>
- IP: --[==How else could we create these ==>
- IP: --[==Things?==>
- NM: i can't see the future.
- NM: i can 0nly see d∞med timelines.
- NM: and i c∞ldn't even see th0se while i was pr0gramming the game.
- IP: --[==So your lack of foresight is to blame for these annoying pink wrigglers==>
- NM: y∞'re n0t even attempting t0 think this thr∞gh, are y0u.
- IP: --[==What?==>
- NM: y0u can't admit y0u or d∞mca made a mistake, s0 y∞'re just passing it t0 me, no matter h0w ridicul∞s the r∞s0ning.
- IP: --[==No, I am simply being logical==>
- NM: bef0re y0u had played this game, did y0u think any tr0ll c∞ld see the future?
- IP: --[==Matbe some psychics==>
- NM: which i am n0t.
- NM: well, was, i supp0se.
- NM: perhaps i c∞nt n0w.
- IP: --[==Have you spoken with those things yet?==>
- NM: yes.
- IP: --[==Which one?==>
- NM: the p∞nter.
- IP: --[==Ah, that one==>
- IP: --[==He is annoying==>
- IP: --[==Not as bad as some, but annoying==>
- NM: ...t00 ∞sy.
- IP: --[==What?==>
- NM: y0u just 0pened y∞rself up f0r an insult.
- NM: it's t00 ∞sy.
- NM: i w0n't even b0ther.
- IP: --[==Good==>
- NM: it's b0ring that way.
- IP: --[==I have spoken to a few==>
- IP: --[==Four so far==>
- NM: i may sp∞k t0 m0re in the future.
- IP: --[==Most of them are just dumb and think we're roleplayers==>
- NM: well they're right 0n 0ne c∞nt at least.
- IP: --[==You may have noticed I don't FLARP anymore==>
- IP: --[==So they are not exactly right==>
- NM: well, y0u still have all that warsickle stuff, d0 y0u n0t?
- IP: --[==Of course, but there is not really anyone else who is==>
- NM: that's why i'm 0nly talking to 0ne.
- IP: --[==Anyway==>
- IP: --[==Most of them are almost tolerable==>
- NM: h0w many except∞ns?
- IP: --[==One is worse than the others==>
- IP: --[==nightmarePariah==>
- NM: w0rse h0w?
- IP: --[==She is a deranged pervert==>
- NM: y∞'re sure she's n0t just messing with y0u?
- IP: --[==Well, maybe==>
- IP: --[==Partially==>
- NM: th∞ght s0.
- IP: --[==What?==>
- NM: from what c0dy has told me, she s∞ms t0 enj0y that kind 0f thing. messing with 0thers, that is.
- IP: --[==Oh==>
- IP: --[==I see==>
- IP: --[==Well==>
- IP: --[==I guess that could be it==>
- IP: --[==Maybe==>
- NM: pr0bably.
- IP: --[==Yeah==>
- NM: 0f c∞rse, there's always the p0ssibility she r∞lly likes al∞ns.
- IP: --[==What==>
- IP: --[==Who said anything about==>
- NM: y0u s∞d deranged pervert, s0...
- IP: --[==Oh==>
- IP: --[==Well it wasn't exactly liking==>
- NM: s0...m0re blackr0m than redr0m?
- IP: --[==Completely one-sided==>
- IP: --[==I would never fill a quadrant with a filthy redblooded alien==>
- NM: 0f c∞rse y0u w∞ldn't.
- NM: and y0u definitely w∞ldn't admit t0 it if y0u did.
- IP: --[==What are you implying, lowblood?==>
- NM: n0thing.
- NM: just stating a fact.
- IP: --[==Do I have to come in there and crush your slandering skull?==>
- NM: c∞ld y0u d0 it bef0re i dr0ve y0u insane?
- IP: --[==Would that stop me?==>
- IP: --[==That would just mean I would crush you with less restraint==>
- NM: h0w's y∞r sense 0f self-preservat∞n?
- NM: m0re imp0rtantly, d0 y0u think y0u w∞ldn't kill any m0re 0f us?
- NM: it's difficult t0 tell with insanity.
- IP: --[==Just==>
- IP: --[==Stop lying==>
- IP: --[==Or I will crush you and all your things==>
- NM: that sh∞ld be ∞sy. i haven't l∞d this wh0le time.
- IP: --[==You haven't what?==>
- NM: l∞d. i haven't l∞d.
- IP: --[==That isn't helping==>
- IP: --[==Could you try a synonym?==>
- NM: i haven't s∞d anything that is n0t tr∞.
- IP: --[==Yes you have!==>
- NM: this is why i d0n't use that symb0l in thr∞-letter w0rds.
- IP: --[==Or you implied it!==>
- NM: if i impl∞d it, i never s∞d it.
- NM: theref0re, i didn't lie.
- IP: --[==Well stop implying lies!==>
- NM: y0u ch0se t0 bel∞ve i impl∞d s0mething.
- NM: i was merely making an 0bservat∞n.
- IP: --[==If you would just make your mouth shut that would be great==>
- NM: y0u get angry very ∞sily. it's alm0st b0ring.
- IP: --[==Then stop boring yourself==>
- NM: alm0st.
- IP: --[==I've had enough of your insinuations==>
- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] gave up trolling nascentMetalog [NM] at ??:?? --
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