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Nov 10th, 2011
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  1. -- imperialPulverizer [IP] began trolling nascentMetalog [NM] at ??:?? --
  2. IP: --[==Hello, lowblood==>
  3. NM: hi there.
  4. IP: --[==Have you made any progress on our situation?==>
  5. NM: n0t r∞lly.
  6. IP: --[==Disappointing==>
  7. IP: --[==How did we manage to create such an infuriating species?==>
  8. IP: --[==I have the feeling you are responsible for this==>
  9. NM: y∞'re the 0ne that helped cr∞te the genesis fr0g.
  10. IP: --[==I would not make such a mistake==>
  11. NM: s0 it's d∞mca's f∞lt?
  12. IP: --[==No, no==>
  13. IP: --[==It must be one of the lowbloods==>
  14. IP: --[==Which leaves you==>
  15. NM: h0w is it my f∞lt ag∞n?
  16. NM: i didn't catch it the first time y0u expl∞ned.
  17. IP: --[==Well, you adapted this game==>
  18. IP: --[==You must have done something==>
  19. NM: s0mething t0 affect act∞ns y0u t∞k after i had finished?
  20. IP: --[==Maybe...==>
  21. IP: --[==How else could we create these ==>
  22. IP: --[==Things?==>
  23. NM: i can't see the future.
  24. NM: i can 0nly see d∞med timelines.
  25. NM: and i c∞ldn't even see th0se while i was pr0gramming the game.
  26. IP: --[==So your lack of foresight is to blame for these annoying pink wrigglers==>
  27. NM: y∞'re n0t even attempting t0 think this thr∞gh, are y0u.
  28. IP: --[==What?==>
  29. NM: y0u can't admit y0u or d∞mca made a mistake, s0 y∞'re just passing it t0 me, no matter h0w ridicul∞s the r∞s0ning.
  30. IP: --[==No, I am simply being logical==>
  31. NM: bef0re y0u had played this game, did y0u think any tr0ll c∞ld see the future?
  32. IP: --[==Matbe some psychics==>
  33. NM: which i am n0t.
  34. NM: well, was, i supp0se.
  35. NM: perhaps i c∞nt n0w.
  36. IP: --[==Have you spoken with those things yet?==>
  37. NM: yes.
  38. IP: --[==Which one?==>
  39. NM: the p∞nter.
  40. IP: --[==Ah, that one==>
  41. IP: --[==He is annoying==>
  42. IP: --[==Not as bad as some, but annoying==>
  43. NM: ...t00 ∞sy.
  44. IP: --[==What?==>
  45. NM: y0u just 0pened y∞rself up f0r an insult.
  46. NM: it's t00 ∞sy.
  47. NM: i w0n't even b0ther.
  48. IP: --[==Good==>
  49. NM: it's b0ring that way.
  50. IP: --[==I have spoken to a few==>
  51. IP: --[==Four so far==>
  52. NM: i may sp∞k t0 m0re in the future.
  53. IP: --[==Most of them are just dumb and think we're roleplayers==>
  54. NM: well they're right 0n 0ne c∞nt at least.
  55. IP: --[==You may have noticed I don't FLARP anymore==>
  56. IP: --[==So they are not exactly right==>
  57. NM: well, y0u still have all that warsickle stuff, d0 y0u n0t?
  58. IP: --[==Of course, but there is not really anyone else who is==>
  59. NM: that's why i'm 0nly talking to 0ne.
  60. IP: --[==Anyway==>
  61. IP: --[==Most of them are almost tolerable==>
  62. NM: h0w many except∞ns?
  63. IP: --[==One is worse than the others==>
  64. IP: --[==nightmarePariah==>
  65. NM: w0rse h0w?
  66. IP: --[==She is a deranged pervert==>
  67. NM: y∞'re sure she's n0t just messing with y0u?
  68. IP: --[==Well, maybe==>
  69. IP: --[==Partially==>
  70. NM: th∞ght s0.
  71. IP: --[==What?==>
  72. NM: from what c0dy has told me, she s∞ms t0 enj0y that kind 0f thing. messing with 0thers, that is.
  73. IP: --[==Oh==>
  74. IP: --[==I see==>
  75. IP: --[==Well==>
  76. IP: --[==I guess that could be it==>
  77. IP: --[==Maybe==>
  78. NM: pr0bably.
  79. IP: --[==Yeah==>
  80. NM: 0f c∞rse, there's always the p0ssibility she r∞lly likes al∞ns.
  81. IP: --[==What==>
  82. IP: --[==Who said anything about==>
  83. NM: y0u s∞d deranged pervert, s0...
  84. IP: --[==Oh==>
  85. IP: --[==Well it wasn't exactly liking==>
  86. NM: s0...m0re blackr0m than redr0m?
  87. IP: --[==Completely one-sided==>
  88. IP: --[==I would never fill a quadrant with a filthy redblooded alien==>
  89. NM: 0f c∞rse y0u w∞ldn't.
  90. NM: and y0u definitely w∞ldn't admit t0 it if y0u did.
  91. IP: --[==What are you implying, lowblood?==>
  92. NM: n0thing.
  93. NM: just stating a fact.
  94. IP: --[==Do I have to come in there and crush your slandering skull?==>
  95. NM: c∞ld y0u d0 it bef0re i dr0ve y0u insane?
  96. IP: --[==Would that stop me?==>
  97. IP: --[==That would just mean I would crush you with less restraint==>
  98. NM: h0w's y∞r sense 0f self-preservat∞n?
  99. NM: m0re imp0rtantly, d0 y0u think y0u w∞ldn't kill any m0re 0f us?
  100. NM: it's difficult t0 tell with insanity.
  101. IP: --[==Just==>
  102. IP: --[==Stop lying==>
  103. IP: --[==Or I will crush you and all your things==>
  104. NM: that sh∞ld be ∞sy. i haven't l∞d this wh0le time.
  105. IP: --[==You haven't what?==>
  106. NM: l∞d. i haven't l∞d.
  107. IP: --[==That isn't helping==>
  108. IP: --[==Could you try a synonym?==>
  109. NM: i haven't s∞d anything that is n0t tr∞.
  110. IP: --[==Yes you have!==>
  111. NM: this is why i d0n't use that symb0l in thr∞-letter w0rds.
  112. IP: --[==Or you implied it!==>
  113. NM: if i impl∞d it, i never s∞d it.
  114. NM: theref0re, i didn't lie.
  115. IP: --[==Well stop implying lies!==>
  116. NM: y0u ch0se t0 bel∞ve i impl∞d s0mething.
  117. NM: i was merely making an 0bservat∞n.
  118. IP: --[==If you would just make your mouth shut that would be great==>
  119. NM: y0u get angry very ∞sily. it's alm0st b0ring.
  120. IP: --[==Then stop boring yourself==>
  121. NM: alm0st.
  122. IP: --[==I've had enough of your insinuations==>
  123. -- imperialPulverizer [IP] gave up trolling nascentMetalog [NM] at ??:?? --
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