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- Mountain The Final - 4
- [Hero Club room]
- Tam: Guh... It's clearly Tama's fault for not noticing back when the Sentinels joined... A new mountain, Miroku... How terrifying.
- Yum: Huh? What, pray tell, is happening here?
- Hin: Well, that's... It's disgusting to even put this into words, but there's this and that...
- Yum: Wha-!?
- Tou: You're shocked, I see... We just don't know what to do with Tamako-san's continued fits...
- Yum: So that was the case. But, eheh. Heh heh heh, hoho, ohoho, ohohoho!
- Fuu: M-Miroku? What's wrong? Are you losing it from the anger?
- Yum: It is only natural that you, as a mountaineer, would notice Miroku Yumiko's voluptrous noble body.
- Gin/Tam: Eh.
- Yum: I am touched by your drive to challenge the great heights. Now, feel free to bivouac these mountains to your heart's content!
- Gin: Ah... Tamako-san, I wonder why, but when you're encouraged to... Weirdly enough, it all seems so pointless.
- Tam: Gin, you idiot! Is that all your love of the mountains amounts to!? Tama will climb! With Mt. Miroku added, this is the new teralo...
- Tam: Hm? Now that there's more people, it's not tera anymore. What goes after tera? Bigger than tera is...
- Anz: Tamacchi-senpai, the next unit after mega, giga and tera is... peta {also means flat}.
- Gin/Tam: S-Say what!?
- Tam: P-Peta... Peta!?
- Tam: Ah... How could this be? Beyond those ever so tall mountains was a flat, featureless plain.
- Yuu: T-Tama-chan? Hey, Tama-chan!
- Tam: I see... So that's how it was. Tama was just a shallow mountaineer dancing in the palm of Buddha's hand all along...
- Tam: It's the age of peta from now on!
- Tam: Raising peta into stellar mountains is Tama's newfound duty! I just got an oracle!
- Wak: Don't lie! Do you even understand what you're saying? Because I don't!
- Aya/Suz/Its: Good afternoon!
- Chi: What's with all the noise...
- Tam: Oooh... Peta. Nothing but peta! The Hero Club is nothing but flatties!
- Chi/Its/Mit: Huh...
- Tam: Worry not, peta folk! Our remaining time might be short, but I, Tama!
- Tam: I swear I'll help you train that flatness and turn it into stellar mountains to rival the likes of Hinata and Tougou!
- Chi/Its/Kar: Wha-!?
- Tam: Gin, we can't just stand around here! We have a new goal, to make that flatness bounce someday!
- Gin: Yes! Let's do our best, Tamako-san!
- Chi: Guh...
- Kar: Who did you just call peta!?
- Tam: Mhm. I'm sure it's kept you frustrated. "Flattie" is such an insult. I know, I know.
- Its: Rrrgh! Tamako-san, you're the last person I want to hear that from!
- Chi: Doi-san, you're... All prepared to journey into the underworld, I see...
- Tam: Eh. W-What are you talking about...? Tama's... Tama was just... Looking out for you flattie folk, that's it...
- Kar: You're the flattest one here!
- Tam: Gyaaah!
- Mino Wagin: We will never forget the famous mountaineer, Doi Tamako. Big mountains forever!
- Aya: ...Peta?
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