contemplates the life of brunswick

18??/M/6’1. Who’s read Twilight? This guy has for sure. Like, seven whole times. And boy is he annoyed that he doesn’t sparkle in the sunlight. Yes, he’s a vampire, but that doesn’t stop him from trying his hardest to get a nice tan to pick up the ladies.  He usually just burns himself really badly. Because you know, vampires and sunlight don’t mix too well. Has an Instagram account with 300k followers and thinks that makes him cool. (It doesn’t.) He will hit on pretty much anyone and does his best to look as cool as possible. But in reality he’s a huge nerd and knows everything there is to know about Lord of the rings. He’s also really squeamish around blood and replaces it with tomato soup, but no one must ever know that. EVER. He also would not be able to handle a situation in which he actually successfully hit on anyone since it never happens. He’s never even kissed another person. What a nerd.