a ballad for roasties

a ballad for roasties
lyrics by anon
music by anon

   F               C
Do not believe the roastie's lies
         Am                 G
When she comes around to proselytize;
       F                   C
She'll screech and protest all day long,
   G                C
Denying she's taken miles of schlong.

 F                   C
"Genetics!" she will cry in fear,
Am                 G
Praying there is a white knight near;
    F                      C
But no help comes, there's no salvation
          G             C
From the omega uprising sweeping the nation!

F            C
Innies are alright with me,
           Am               G
With their virtue and their purity;
     F              C
They know what womanhood's about,
    G                    C
And with one voice cry: "ROASTIES OUT!"

      F                  C
But beware the roastie's tempting calls,
Am                  G
Luring betas to her cavernous halls;
       F                C
She'll suck you up, and then you'll be
  G                 C
A slave to her vile cuckoldry.

       F             C
We see now, with our open eyes
    Am               G
The plainness of the roastie's lies;
      F                      C
We'll stick with innies, and nevermore
      F           G               C
We'll lie with an Arby's sandwich whore.