Andrew was an internet for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the compuserves and he said to dad "I want to be on the photoshops daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE FANNED BY ANIMES"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the web sight of the MSPA he knew there were animes.

"This is Beddaljice" the skype massaged. "You must fight the animes!"

So Andrew gotted his meteator and blew up the suggestion box. But then the tumblr fell and they were trapped and not able to band.

"No! I must kill the animes" he shouted

The skype said "No, Andrew. You are the animes"

And then John was a touhou.