I swear we're not an ERP group - SquireCrystal

2 things you need to know about our campaigns, we are allowed to bend the rules/use custom feats, races, or classes if we want to play a fun character concept but the DM has final say and may adjust the rules for them on the fly, and we sometimes veer into ERP/magical realm territory but as long as no one asks it to stop/disrupts the session it’s fine

I’m playing a mousy psion, she was a he but after a slip of the tongue early in the campaign by another player led to several jokes we decided to retcon her gender, she often would end up the butt of several somewhat perverted running jokes. The other important character is an NPC, a squire for one of the PCs (custom class, fighter +some extra). The squire had a huge amount of charisma and acted as the party face at first until we got a bard in our group, after that the squire would often play the part of the damsel in distress we had to rescue because of shenanigans.

It became a running joke that my psion had a somewhat obsessive crush on him but was too shy to do anything about it and he was too oblivious the few times I did. A comment by another player about how my psicrystal was oddly phallic after I mentioned I was going to meditate in my room due to another failed attempt to get his attention led to another round of running jokes by the rest of the players.

Now we were adventuring in Not!Amazon rain forest when me and squire are separated from the group and are traveling to the clearing we are using as camp. We are not too far from it when the two of us run into a member of the local generic amazon fapfantasy warrior tribe. She says I’m free to go but he has to come with her, one sense motive latter and I pick up that she isn't intending to harm him, just wants sexy times, and he’s picked up on that also and wants to go. I let her take him but pass the DM a note that just before they get out of range I’m casting true mind switch on the squire followed by missive to my old body telling him “go back to the group, I’ll handle it, trust me”, everything connects and I pass the check to hide that I’m manifesting. That hussy is not getting my man.

After she takes me back to her camp and a bit of fade to black, I cast another true mind switch on her as she’s resting on top of me and then pin him beneath me and with a few grapple checks, have him tied up. I then rest up for the night while cuddling my restrained husbando. The next day I drag him/her back to the party, sending a mass missive to tell them I’m coming. A bit of talking/complaining with the squire and knight and I take the squire and amazon a little ways away from the group to fix this.

Started by metamorphing psicrystal into a copy of squire (squire 2), the order I swapped bodies with is as follows: Mind swapped with squire 2, swapped with my old body, swapped with squire, hit my old body with fuse flesh, swapped with amazon, used assimilate on my old body, canceled metamorph and tucked my psicrystal between my new tits.

The DM realized what I did (mostly because he made a chart to follow it) but the rest of the party didn't, the knight repeatedly failed the checks to pick out something’s wrong, just that it seems his squire finally picked up a heroic streak (I was lucky the DM ruled that I can override my psicrystal's telepathic speech). Given that my old clothes wouldn't fit, we had to go back to the amazon’s camp and get her gear, just boots, thongs, and bras, of course. Going back, the DM asks where I’m keeping my psicrystal, I reflexively answer my pants pocket like it normally is but then it’s pointed out a thong probably doesn't contain pockets, the bard’s player jokingly responds that it does have a box. And that becomes my new carrying place for him. Campaign goes on, DM lets me start replacing psion levels with psion/barbarian levels (but they take a lot more XP per level than normal), I started playing my psion as much more confidant and aggressive, mostly due to no more body issues and a side effect of assimilating the amazon, also I stop (overtly) lusting after the squire, why shouldn't I? He’s right where I've always wanted him now.

Campaign ends, in the epilogue my old psicrystal’s still loyal enough that he marries me, now I have my husbando in body and mind, OOC the party gets informed that I had left the squire and psicrystal’s minds in the wrong body leading to a few more jokes. In a latter campaign we encounter the noble house founded by my marriage, the squire is now a family heirloom passed down from mother to daughter.

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>Do you know what the squire's reaction to this was?
Yes, the DM ruled my telepathic link connects to the psicrystal not the psicrystal's mind (it was free to do as it wants), he felt terror, despair, and loneliness at first due to the isolation and sensory deprivation before Stockholm syndrome (and constant telepathic conditioning, sense link means he feels good if I feel good and I made sure to use it every time) set in and he accepted his new purpose and became just as obsessed over me as I was over him.

I dropped from CN to CE due to that.

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I should also note the DM implied in the next campaign that the squirecrystal was trying to pull off an eugenics program to make my descendants look exactly like I did so he could be with me again

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>Imprisoning someone with full sensory deprivation for decades, constant telepathic grooming to turn them into a loyal fucktoy, They don't even the release of death to look forward to
>Not evil
I know exactly why the shift happened