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  1. [10:44:00 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: okay then
  2. [10:44:03 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: so let's see
  3. [10:44:15 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I woke up around 8 am I think
  4. [10:44:32 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: [11:28 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  5.  
  6. <<< ＫＡＷＡＩＩ
  7. [10:44:40 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: posted that
  8. [10:44:43 PM] Marino-san: >I think
  9. And so the F A K E begins
  10. [10:45:07 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: So then I remembered that today was the day
  11. [10:45:22 PM] Marino-san: That you'd remind them?
  12. [10:46:05 PM] Mantis (Alex): F A K E
  13. [10:46:19 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I got out my phone and checked if she messaged me or anything, but I noticed that maybe I'm being delusional
  14. [10:46:33 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: hold on phone call
  15. [10:47:01 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: okay nvm
  16. [10:47:35 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: So yeah, I figured 'hey might as well text her, see when she wants to get picked up'
  17. [10:49:01 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I sent her a text at apprx. 9:54 to Elly asking "Hey, morning! Let me know when you wanna get picked up!"
  18. [10:49:25 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: And then after that I tried to look and smell as best as I could
  19. [10:49:47 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: showered, nice outfit, did my hair, etc
  20. [10:50:02 PM] Mantis (Alex): did you wear your sayaka shirt
  21. [10:50:02 PM] Mantis (Alex): (^:
  22. [10:50:07 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: no (^:
  23. [10:50:20 PM] Marino-san: 9:54 is how you know it's legit
  24. [10:50:26 PM] Marino-san: #detail
  25. [10:50:45 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I looked through my phone
  26. [10:50:56 PM] Roll Fizzlebeef: Did you get out your evening wear fedora and cape?
  27. [10:51:10 PM] Mantis (Alex): >evening
  28. [10:51:10 PM] Mantis (Alex): >morning
  29. [10:51:22 PM] Mantis (Alex): u dum dum
  30. [10:51:35 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Anyway, I sat there in my living room playan some of dat P4G while waiting for her to answer
  31. [10:51:41 PM] Marino-san: But it would have been Evening in the Euphoric land of Japan
  32. [10:51:42 PM] Roll Fizzlebeef: >not having a set of "Evening clothing" you save for special occasions
  33. [10:51:44 PM] Marino-san: Actually
  34. [10:51:47 PM] Marino-san: No it wouldn't
  35. [10:51:54 PM] Marino-san: He's in Cali
  36. [10:51:57 PM] Roll Fizzlebeef: Working class pleb
  37. [10:52:23 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I got worried after about half an hour passed so I decided to check my phone
  38. [10:52:42 PM] Marino-san: Wait
  39. [10:52:43 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She had texted me back while I was in the shower saying "10:30 is fine (:"
  40. [10:52:44 PM] Marino-san: Norml
  41. [10:52:53 PM] Marino-san: What phone do you have?
  42. [10:53:00 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: HTC one
  43. [10:53:24 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Why?
  44. [10:53:28 PM] Marino-san: Some phones tell you how many messages you've exchanged with a Nigga
  45. [10:53:33 PM] Marino-san: I want that number
  46. [10:54:00 PM] Marino-san: >He has my phone
  47. [10:54:01 PM] Marino-san: Lel
  48. [10:54:31 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Anyway, I told her I'd be running a little late because "reasons"
  49. [10:54:42 PM] Mantis (Alex): "reasons"?
  50. [10:54:52 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She answered saying it was fine because she was playing through Pokemon X anyway
  51. [10:54:52 PM] Roll Fizzlebeef: He lost his cape
  52. [10:54:58 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Yeah I said reasons
  53. [10:55:20 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Those reasons being I was too busy playing purse owner to check my phone
  54. [10:55:25 PM] Mantis (Alex): hue
  55. [10:56:08 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: So, I after I turned off my Vita, I left my house and looked up her address on google maps
  56. [10:56:37 PM] Marino-san: 69 Lets Be Avenue
  57. [10:56:58 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: A bit under a half hour from my place, so it seemed like I had to leave right away
  58. [10:57:48 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I had texted Josh saying I was going to go and he answered saying "Let me know if you need a third wheel to help"
  59. [10:57:57 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: And then I drove off
  60. [10:58:29 PM] Marino-san: Oh Josh
  61. [10:59:02 PM] Marino-san: The T-Shirt should be a bike with Norml and Elly's face as wheels
  62. [10:59:08 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: kek
  63. [10:59:18 PM] Marino-san: And Josh behind the bike tagging along
  64. [10:59:33 PM] Marino-san: Facial expression "bemused smirk"
  65. [11:00:28 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: So I arrived at her apartment at around 10:50 and then called her to come out.
  66. [11:00:47 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She told me, "Okay! Let me finish up my hair, and I'll be right out!"
  67. [11:02:40 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Then, I started getting nervous. It was going to be just me and Elly driving around town on a Saturday morning
  68. [11:02:58 PM] Marino-san: Oooh baby
  69. [11:03:17 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She would be sitting next to me for a ride to some cafe that was about 20 minutes away
  70. [11:03:28 PM] Mantis (Alex): i believe
  71. [11:06:00 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: So she came out with her hair braided up and wearing yoga pants and a pink sorta baggy sweater
  72. [11:06:27 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I was super nervous to pick her up, but I got out of my car and waved out to her
  73. [11:06:34 PM] Mantis (Alex): [11:05 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  74. <<< yoga pants
  75. hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
  76. [11:06:57 PM] HT Rock: mantits pls
  77. [11:07:03 PM] Marino-san: Is it a shit car?
  78. [11:07:06 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She caught me and said "OH Norml! There you are!" and speed walked over to me
  79. [11:07:20 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Nah it's decent
  80. [11:07:23 PM] Mantis (Alex): HT pls
  81. [11:07:26 PM] Mantis (Alex): don't diss yoga pants
  82. [11:07:37 PM] Marino-san: Also the shirt will be Norml waving with this stupid fucking look on his face
  83. [11:07:50 PM] HT Rock: the man's trying to tell a story, keep it in your pants
  84. [11:07:54 PM] HT Rock: (^:
  85. [11:08:09 PM] Mantis (Alex): o-okay
  86. [11:08:11 PM] Mantis (Alex): (^:
  87. [11:08:39 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She met up with me and just stood there for a bit
  88. [11:09:02 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: It was quiet because we were looking at each other and didn't say anything
  89. [11:09:56 PM] Mantis (Alex): shit nomo
  90. [11:10:01 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She shrugged and broke the ice with, "SO, uhh, ready to go?"
  91. [11:10:01 PM] Mantis (Alex): you gotta say somethin' to her
  92. [11:10:51 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I broke my silence and told her "OH y-yeah! Hop in, I'll take you there."
  93. [11:11:30 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I opened up the back seat of my car and then looked back at her
  94. [11:11:36 PM] Mantis (Alex): >back seat
  95. [11:11:39 PM] Mantis (Alex): YOU BLEW IT
  96. [11:11:40 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Uhh, I can't ride shotgun?"
  97. [11:11:44 PM] Mantis (Alex): YOU
  98. [11:11:45 PM] Mantis (Alex): FUCKING
  99. [11:11:45 PM] Mantis (Alex): BLEW IT
  100. [11:11:54 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "O-OH YEAH! Go ahead no prob!"
  101. [11:11:56 PM] Marino-san: LET
  102. [11:12:00 PM] Marino-san: US
  103. [11:12:01 PM] Marino-san: GET
  104. [11:12:04 PM] Marino-san: THIS
  105. [11:12:07 PM] Marino-san: SHIT
  106. [11:12:10 PM] Mantis (Alex): HOLY SHIT
  107. [11:12:11 PM] Marino-san: STARTED
  108. [11:12:18 PM] Marino-san: >Norml
  109. [11:12:20 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She gave an awkward chuckle as I opened the door for her
  110. [11:12:43 PM | Edited 11:12:49 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: After she got in and I closed the door, I cursed my self and then got in the car
  111. [11:13:09 PM] HT Rock: jesus fuck nomo
  112. [11:13:17 PM] HT Rock: were you raised in a spaghetti barn?
  113. [11:13:28 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: We were on the road for about 5 minutes listening to whatever generic pop song was on and then she broke the silence again.
  114. [11:13:49 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "So, is the uh cafe we're going to any good?"
  115. [11:13:53 PM] Marino-san: >Norml hands her the sweater back, hands sweating as he does so
  116. [11:14:06 PM] Marino-san: >There's vomit on the sweater already
  117. [11:14:20 PM] Mantis (Alex): >it's spaghetti his mom made
  118. [11:14:24 PM] Update Guy: mom's spaghetti
  119. [11:14:55 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I notice that I was being awkwardly quiet again and then answered her as we drove along
  120. [11:15:22 PM] HT Rock: nomo you really need to thank whatever higher power you believe in that Josh is somehow worse at this than you are
  121. [11:15:27 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Oh well, I hear it's good from... people, friends. It should be good."
  122. [11:16:40 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She smiles and says "That's good... uh your car smells nice! Did you clean it up before picking me up?"
  123. [11:17:01 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I don't say anything not knowing how to answer, but she shakes her head
  124. [11:17:17 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Agh, sorry that was weird. I'm just kinda out of it right now."
  125. [11:17:46 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I asked her if anything was wrong and she just told me everything was fine
  126. [11:18:06 PM] Marino-san: "I spent all of yesterday cleaning it so that it may be a chariot fit for a princess such as yourself. I invited you to the back so that you needn't look upon the face of a peasant such as myself."
  127. [11:18:25 PM] Mantis (Alex): Protip: It isn't fine
  128. [11:18:26 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She seemed kinda restrained today, so I felt like something was up
  129. [11:18:36 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: or, so far
  130. [11:19:26 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: The rest of the car ride was fairly quiet, with only me or her saying something every now and then
  131. [11:20:42 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: A few minutes before we got to the cafe I asked her, "Hey you aren't still mad about Dennys or anything right? You seemed fine the other day."
  132. [11:20:54 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She sighed and said "No, No. I'm done with that."
  133. [11:21:06 PM] Marino-san: >sighed
  134. [11:21:11 PM] Marino-san: SHIT NIGGA
  135. [11:21:18 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I gave her a quick look and told her "Oh, okay then."
  136. [11:21:18 PM] Mantis (Alex): It was the backseat
  137. [11:21:27 PM] Mantis (Alex): It has to be
  138. [11:21:38 PM] Mantis (Alex): that's like
  139. [11:21:44 PM] Mantis (Alex): humiliating
  140. [11:21:50 PM] Marino-san: Which means it would all be fine if Norml said what I said
  141. [11:22:14 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: We got to the cafe and I parked across the street from it
  142. [11:23:33 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly got out without a word and I got out after her
  143. [11:24:14 PM] Update Guy: This hurts to read so far
  144. [11:24:21 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She looks over at it and says "Oh, I think I've been here before! It was a long time ago though, I don't even remember."
  145. [11:24:36 PM] Marino-san: Maybe she's trying a radical way to make you love her
  146. [11:24:42 PM] Mantis (Alex): M-Maybe this'll turn out okay
  147. [11:24:47 PM] Mantis (Alex): R-R-Right guys?
  148. [11:24:53 PM] Marino-san: And that is becoming a tsundere
  149. [11:25:08 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I noticed the clouds were really dark up and that it was raining a lot earlier
  150. [11:25:30 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Hey Elly, you didn't bring an umbrella or anything?"
  151. [11:25:40 PM] Marino-san: "Its not like I wanted to ride in the front seat or anything, b-baka!"
  152. [11:25:59 PM] Marino-san: *makes anime face*
  153. [11:26:09 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She looked over at me and said "Oh shoot! I forgot! Well, it shouldn't rain too hard today hopefully."
  154. [11:26:50 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I gave her a doubtful look and told her how today was supposed to be the worst day of rain.
  155. [11:27:12 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She waved her hand at me and said "No worries, no worries! I'll be fine."
  156. [11:27:16 PM | Edited 11:27:22 PM] Doogie_: Elly's getting wet today (^:
  157. [11:27:23 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: l00d
  158. [11:27:25 PM] Mantis (Alex): Wet from anger
  159. [11:27:49 PM] Doogie_: [11:27 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  160. <<< said "No worries, no worries! I'll be fine."
  161. LITERALLY daijobu daijobu
  162. [11:28:07 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: We walked across the street together to the cafe, and I noticed that it wasn't very packed today
  163. [11:28:30 PM] Wil Johnson (Exec): [11:27 PM] Doogie_:
  164. <<< LITERALLY daijobu daijobu
  165. doogie what have I told you about reading my mind
  166. [11:28:38 PM] Doogie_: i'm satori
  167. [11:28:48 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I smiled at that, because well, in the unfortunate case that I fuck up and make a scene, nobody would be there to stare
  168. [11:28:50 PM] Marino-san: >that feel when I made this date
  169. [11:28:53 PM] *** Roll Fizzlebeef has changed the conversation picture. *** (http://puu.sh/7P5kB.jpg)
  170. [11:28:56 PM] Marino-san: #based
  171. [11:29:15 PM] Mantis (Alex): i fookin told him to go on a deito before she went back u kunt
  172. [11:29:20 PM] Mantis (Alex): ill fite u (flag:sm)
  173. [11:29:29 PM] Roll Fizzlebeef: Daijobu
  174. [11:29:38 PM] Marino-san: I said cafe tho
  175. [11:29:42 PM] Marino-san: Fite me
  176. [11:29:42 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly looked up at the sky and back at me
  177. [11:29:57 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "It's starting to rain lets get inside"
  178. [11:30:45 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: So I led her in, and then told her to pick a place to sit.
  179. [11:31:05 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Oh well uh.. I was going to order with you, I thought?"
  180. [11:31:44 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I mentally stabbed myself and said "R-Right! That's fine. Let's do that."
  181. [11:32:15 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She smiled and then walked over to the counter with me
  182. [11:32:51 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: >missing Elly saga
  183. [11:32:56 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: FUCK I GOTTA GET HOME
  184. [11:32:57 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: We ordered our pastries and drinks and then went to sit down, because the lady said she'd get her daughter to bring them to us.
  185. [11:33:00 PM] Wil Johnson (Exec): when does ponos go in vagoo
  186. [11:33:16 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: not today : <
  187. [11:33:18 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: I MET MY IRL WAIFU TODAY
  188. [11:33:22 PM] Wil Johnson (Exec): you're a bad story writer norm
  189. [11:33:25 PM] Wil Johnson (Exec): no sense of pacing
  190. [11:33:30 PM] Wil Johnson (Exec): (^:
  191. [11:33:38 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: FAKE
  192. A
  193. K
  194. E
  195. [11:33:45 PM] Wil Johnson (Exec): gake and fay
  196. [11:34:22 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: We got a seat at a table by a window with a view of the park across the street, and then it started to rain pretty hard
  197. [11:34:51 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly looked out the window as I just sat there in front of her quietly
  198. [11:35:34 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She looked at me curiously and asked, "So..."
  199. [11:36:23 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I gripped at my pants and smiled at her saying, "Sorry if I seem, uh, quiet. I just am kinda tiredish I guess."
  200. [11:36:24 PM] Marino-san: "Rain"
  201. [11:37:22 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She gave a half smile and said "It's fine! I, uh, I'm gonna go to the ladies room real quick!"
  202. [11:37:31 PM] Mantis (Alex): She's going to cry
  203. [11:37:35 PM] Mantis (Alex): Way to go nomo
  204. [11:37:40 PM] Update Guy: you faget
  205. [11:37:52 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She walked off and I just sat there and thought to myself
  206. [11:38:04 PM] Marino-san: She's looking up her Tsundere script
  207. [11:38:09 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: 'Huh, wonder what she's up to'
  208. [11:38:22 PM] Marino-san: Piss from her vagina
  209. [11:38:32 PM] Marino-san: Or shit from her cute little arse
  210. [11:38:38 PM] Marino-san: Which will it be
  211. [11:39:00 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I was thinking about what the hell we were supposed to do after this, because I only remember /ag/ talking about a cafe trip
  212. [11:39:28 PM] Marino-san: Pls don't blame me for your mistakes
  213. [11:39:57 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I looked out and around and thought maybe a trip to the mall or something
  214. [11:40:27 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She came back about 5 minutes after I entered my deep thought and looked around
  215. [11:40:35 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Oh, no food yet?"
  216. [11:41:17 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I shrugged at her and said "Taking a while I guess"
  217. [11:41:25 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: and then silence entered again
  218. [11:41:43 PM] Marino-san: Silence, like a cancer, grows
  219. [11:42:13 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "I, uh, how've you been lately, Elly?"
  220. [11:42:37 PM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: I MADE IT
  221. Godspeed Nomo, I hope it went well, despite the early setbacks (understatement of the century)
  222. [11:43:27 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She looks away from the window to me and says "Oh! Urm, been fine. I've spent most of my week with you guys. Tuesday was like, my only relaxing day!"
  223. [11:43:54 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I smiled at her and asked "Ah, no college spring break parties or anything?"
  224. [11:44:16 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She looked back out the window and said "No.. I didn't get invited to any big ones."
  225. [11:44:31 PM] Doogie_: [11:36 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  226. <<< I gripped at my pants
  227. [11:44:32 PM] Doogie_: ?
  228. [11:44:35 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: like
  229. [11:44:46 PM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: [11:44 PM] Doogie_:
  230. <<< ?
  231. MUH DIK
  232. [11:44:46 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: just grabbed at my pockets
  233. [11:44:53 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I dunno how to describe it
  234. [11:45:13 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I usually do it when things get weird or awkward and I'm sitting down
  235. [11:46:11 PM] Mantis (Alex): naw i understand
  236. [11:46:14 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: ANYWAY, I noticed that she seemed a bit down at the fact that she wasn't invited to any big college parties, so I consoled her real quick, "Hey it's fine! Who needs fancy bigshot college parties anyway right? You had fun this week without all that!"
  237. [11:47:04 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She smiled at me real quick but then it disappeared, "Yeah you're right... It was a fun Spring break, but then classes are around the corner already."
  238. [11:47:49 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I grinded my teeth before spiting out, "I h-hope I can make today a good day to end Spring break on for you... I guess."
  239. [11:48:09 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly giggled and said "You're funny, Norml."
  240. [11:48:35 PM] Mantis (Alex): >I guess
  241. [11:48:43 PM] Mantis (Alex): NIGGA YOU NEED TO PROJECT CONFIDENCE
  242. [11:48:48 PM] Mantis (Alex): don't guess
  243. [11:48:50 PM] Mantis (Alex): just do
  244. [11:48:53 PM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: [11:48 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  245. <<< Elly giggled and said "You're funny, Norml."
  246. HAPPENING
  247. [11:49:02 PM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: That's my nigga Nomo right there
  248. [11:49:21 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Then the young waitress came over to our table and brought us our pastries and drinks
  249. [11:49:30 PM] Doogie_: he's funny to her because she knows he can't make it a good day (^:
  250. [11:49:36 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: tf
  251. [11:50:46 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Anyway, the lady looked at us and said, "I hope I didn't interrupt anything between our little couple today! Enjoy the meal!"
  252. [11:51:07 PM] Update Guy: hue
  253. [11:51:15 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I almost fell out of my seat at that and said "I WE, We aren't a couple.."
  254. [11:51:25 PM] Doogie_: Idiot.
  255. [11:51:28 PM] Doogie_: Stupid
  256. [11:51:59 PM] Mantis (Alex): WHY
  257. [11:52:04 PM] Mantis (Alex): WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
  258. [11:52:12 PM] Mantis (Alex): WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  259. [11:52:14 PM] Doogie_: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  260. [11:52:13 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Oh? It looked to me like an awkward first date from a far. Ah, young love is so fickle."
  261. [11:52:25 PM] Doogie_: You are so fucking stupid
  262. [11:52:27 PM] Doogie_: holy fuck
  263. [11:52:34 PM] Feedback: >scenesfromanitalianrestaurant.mp3
  264. [11:52:48 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Be honest with yourselves!" The waitress said before walking back
  265. [11:52:51 PM] Mantis (Alex): I'm literally about to have an aneurysm
  266. [11:53:03 PM] Doogie_: jesus christ everywhere nomo goes he gets a wingman
  267. [11:53:12 PM] Doogie_: Josh, Savannah, waitress-kun
  268. [11:53:26 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I felt myself tensing up and looked up at Elly who was beet red
  269. [11:53:38 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "H-Hey, you alright?"
  270. [11:54:15 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She didn't look up from her cake and said "Yeah, I'm fine.. that was uh funnyy weird huh? Ha...haha."
  271. [11:54:49 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "I mean... I didn't think we looked like an obvious couple..."
  272. [11:55:11 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: At the time I took that as a FRIEND ZONED comment so I felt down for a bit
  273. [11:55:18 PM] Update Guy: AND THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN WHERE YOU ASKED HER OUT NOMO
  274. [11:55:26 PM] Update Guy: YOU IDIOT
  275. [11:55:34 PM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: I am repeatedly bashing my head against the wall right now
  276. [11:55:45 PM] Mantis (Alex): brb driving myself to a hospital
  277. [11:55:45 PM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: But I #believe
  278. [11:55:50 PM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Nomo can make this work
  279. [11:55:54 PM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Hooah
  280. [11:55:58 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I started picking at my cake as she casually ate hers and kept looking out the window
  281. [11:55:59 PM] Doogie_: Honestly every time he fucks up I just cringe but move on
  282. [11:56:05 PM] Mantis (Alex): my sides keep falling off
  283. [11:56:11 PM] Doogie_: Because literally every single fuck up has turned around to somethign positive
  284. [11:56:24 PM] Doogie_: Like the giant fuck up last time ended with Savannah revealing Elly's nomosexuality
  285. [11:56:56 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Since we had ordered the same cake, I asked her "Hey Elly, what do you think of the cake?"
  286. [3/29/2014 11:57:50 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She looked up at me and cleaned off her face with a napkin before speaking, "Oh, I think it's good.. do you not like it?"
  287. [3/29/2014 11:58:09 PM] Mantis (Alex): Actually not a bad sign
  288. [3/29/2014 11:58:25 PM] Mantis (Alex): She cares about how she looks around you
  289. [3/29/2014 11:58:38 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Oh, no! I just, haven't gotten the chance to try it yet."
  290. [3/29/2014 11:58:39 PM] Mantis (Alex): I guess
  291. [3/29/2014 11:59:23 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I thought 'holy shit why am I more alpha around yukiko in persona than I am around Elly IRL, god damn I'm a huge faggot'
  292. [12:00:05 AM] Mantis (Alex): this is a keeper
  293. [3/29/2014 11:59:40 PM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: And then started to actually eat my cake
  294. [12:00:29 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly sighed and said, "Seems kinda.. dull out today huh?"
  295. [12:01:00 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I looked out the window at the heavy rain and dark sky and nodded my head, "Yeah, pretty gloomy out."
  296. [12:01:14 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: I just sighed too ;_;
  297. [12:01:46 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Nomo have you ever had a girlfriend before?
  298. [12:01:51 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I noticed that we were finishing with our meals and didn't know how to handle it
  299. [12:02:24 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I had 2, but one was when I was about 7 and the other was in high school and was an awkward 2 week thing
  300. [12:02:49 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: So, no. No real long lasting girlfriend.
  301. [12:03:38 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: A-Anyway, I looked out the window to see if there was an opportunity to take Elly out to walk around the park
  302. [12:04:00 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: And just my luck, the rain had cleared up.
  303. [12:04:17 AM] Mantis (Alex): Divine intervention
  304. [12:04:27 AM] Mantis (Alex): God confirmed for Nomo/Elly fan
  305. [12:04:38 AM] Update Guy: God wills it Nomo
  306. [12:04:44 AM] Mantis (Alex): Christians: 1
  307. Atheists: 0
  308. [12:04:52 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: The waitress came back up and handed the bill to me, "Here you go, will you be paying for her too?"
  309. [12:05:02 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: inb4 n-no
  310. [12:05:06 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Upon which I'd kill you
  311. [12:05:14 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly interjected saying "Oh uh no I-"
  312. [12:05:23 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Cue the spagooter
  313. [12:05:28 AM] Mantis (Alex): Ruh-roh
  314. [12:05:34 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: But I interrupted her and said "Yeah! Yeah, I'll cover both of us"
  315. [12:05:38 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Woo
  316. [12:05:42 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Smooth
  317. [12:05:45 AM] Mantis (Alex): A L P H A
  318. L
  319. P
  320. H
  321. A
  322. [12:05:55 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Waitress smiled at me and said, "Atta boy!"
  323. [12:05:57 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Do it nomo
  324. [12:06:03 AM] Doogie_: and then he reached into his wallet
  325. [12:06:08 AM] Doogie_: and didnt' have enough for both of them
  326. [12:06:09 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: A L P H A A S F U C K
  327. L
  328. P
  329. H
  330. A
  331.  
  332. A
  333. S
  334.  
  335. F
  336. U
  337. C
  338. K
  339. [12:06:14 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I felt my face get hot as I reached for my wallet to pay
  340. [12:06:24 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Doogie, don't fucking jinx it
  341. [12:06:27 AM] Mantis (Alex): [12:05 AM] Doogie_:
  342. <<< and then he reached into his wallet
  343. SUDDENLY SPAGHETTI
  344. [12:06:33 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: I'll fucking rip your head off if you do
  345. [12:06:54 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I paid the bill and then took my leave with Elly, who brought the rest of her smoothie with her.
  346. [12:07:01 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Phew
  347. [12:07:04 AM] Mantis (Alex): Good boy
  348. [12:07:05 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Nice going
  349. [12:07:10 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: 🙅
  350. [12:07:21 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Again I'm on my phone
  351. [12:07:27 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Emoji time
  352. [12:07:33 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I pulled out my phone to check the time and saw it was only about 11:30
  353. [12:08:00 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: ✊💦👅 (http://puu.sh/7P5GH.jpg)
  354. [12:08:00 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly was quiet as she began walking towards my car, but then I stopped her
  355. [12:08:09 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Raep tiem
  356. [12:08:20 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Hold on, I wanted to take you over here."
  357. [12:08:33 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She stopped and turned to me "H-Huh what?"
  358. [12:08:45 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: He's getting the hang of this shit
  359. [12:08 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  360. <<< "H-Huh what?"
  361. Ok maybe not
  362. [12:09:07 AM] Mantis (Alex): [12:07 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  363. <<< "Hold on, I wanted to take you over here."
  364. wat
  365. [12:09:39 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I clenched my teeth and rephrased my words, "I mean, I... wanna go walk around at the park across the street?"
  366. [12:09:50 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): in before she thinks you wanted to 'take her' over there if you catch my drift
  367. [12:10:09 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly looked down at her smoothie and up at the sky, "What if it rains?"
  368. [12:10:39 AM] Mantis (Alex): "JUST GOTTA LIVE IN THE MOMENT, BABY"
  369. [12:10:44 AM] Update Guy: Give her your jacket
  370. [12:10:54 AM] Doogie_: [12:09 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec):
  371. <<< in before she thinks you wanted to 'take her' over there if you catch my drift
  372. i dont think there are bike sheds in the park m8
  373. [12:10:56 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I thought about it and told her, "Hold on, I think I got an umbrella in my trunk."
  374. [12:11:05 AM] Update Guy: [12:10 AM] Mantis (Alex):
  375. <<< "JUST GOTTA LIVE IN THE MOMENT, BABY"
  376. Fuck I read this in Dandy's voice
  377. [12:11:17 AM] Mantis (Alex): good (^:
  378. [12:11:27 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): I thought more hanekoma from TWEWY, UG
  379. [12:11:32 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly stopped and said "Norml.. you don't have to."
  380. [12:12:26 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I froze before crossing the street and told her "No trust me, I wouldn't want you to get sick again because of me."
  381. [12:12:43 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I gave myself a mental pat on the back for saying that confidently
  382. [12:12:45 AM] Antacid Canada: jesus christ this is still going?
  383. [12:12:51 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: [12:12 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  384. <<< I froze before crossing the street and told her "No trust me, I wouldn't want you to get sick again because of me."
  385. I was away for three weeks, what is this?
  386. [12:13:23 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: [12:12 AM] Antacid Canada:
  387. <<< jesus christ this is still going?
  388. I've only been telling it for an hour ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
  389. [12:13:50 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): an hour too long :V
  390. [12:14:18 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: [12:12 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham:
  391. <<< what is this?
  392. After I went shopping with her and her sister, she caught the cold I had, but it was more of a fever for her
  393. [12:14:32 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: [12:13 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec):
  394. <<< an hour too long :V
  395. Hey I asked before, CS:GO or blog
  396. [12:14:45 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): I am of the jokes narmlo
  397. [12:15:10 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: 💨
  398. [12:15:13 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Anyway, Elly didn't say anything to that and just shook her head
  399. [12:15:16 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Pomf
  400. [12:15:28 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Okay.." I started, "I'm gonna go get it then."
  401. [12:15:54 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She didn't say anything and just waited for me to go get the umbrella and come back
  402. [12:16:29 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Alright!" I told her, "Let's get going?"
  403. [12:17:00 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly started walking with me and then asked a heart wrenching question
  404. [12:17:19 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Hey Norml, why are you so nice to me?"
  405. [12:17:30 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Aw shit son
  406. [12:17:41 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I stopped and started to panic.
  407. [12:17:45 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): [12:17 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  408. <<< "Hey Norml, why are you so nice to me?"
  409. if you don't say something like "IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU ORANYTHING BAKA"
  410. [12:17:46 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): i SWER
  411. [12:17:45 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: "Because I want to sleep with you"
  412. [12:18:13 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "I.. what do you mean? Everyone seems nice to you!"
  413. [12:18:39 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: "Let's cut to the chase"
  414. [12:18:56 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): EY BEBI U WAN SUM FUG
  415. [12:18:59 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She seemed embarrassed and started looking ahead
  416. [12:19:25 AM] Update Guy: FOR THE LOVE OF THAT IS HOLY NOMO ASK THIS GIRL OUT
  417. [12:19:37 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: "I want to tongue punch your fart box"
  418. [12:19:43 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "I mean.. I don't have many guy friends.. and most people don't seem to like my personality."
  419. [12:19:44 AM] Update Guy: OR I WILL FLY TO CALIFORNIA AND PERSONALLY DROP THE COLONY ON YOU
  420. [12:20:08 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "I'm honestly surprised that you still put up with me after getting to know me more."
  421. [12:20:24 AM] Mantis (Alex): NORML
  422. [12:20:24 AM] Mantis (Alex): NORML
  423. [12:20:26 AM] Mantis (Alex): I SWEAR
  424. [12:20:29 AM] Mantis (Alex): ON ME MUM
  425. [12:20:33 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: My face was literally burning up and my heart was melting and everything was just
  426. [12:20:41 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I don't know, everything felt weird
  427. [12:21:10 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: We reached the park and began walking around the outside of it.
  428. [12:21:28 AM] Update Guy: >inb4 nomo did ask her out and is keeping it hidden from us
  429. [12:21:29 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Well, uh.. E-Elly, have you ever had a boyfriend?"
  430. [12:21:42 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: MOTHERFUCKER
  431. [12:21:48 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: lbjsgsfefsnirwensenk
  432. [12:21:57 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: You could've just given her a hug
  433. [12:21:58 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): [12:21 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  434. <<< "Well, uh.. E-Elly, have you ever had a boyfriend?"
  435. ronpaulhappening.gif
  436. [12:22:02 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: It would've been perfect
  437. [12:22:16 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: But yeah, this is the future you chose
  438. [12:22:17 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: This fiction is getting good
  439. [12:22:46 AM] Mantis (Alex): [12:20 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  440. <<< "Well, uh.. E-Elly, have you ever had a boyfriend?"
  441. https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1386/12/1386126872547.jpg
  442. [12:22:50 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: Did I mention
  443. F A K E
  444. A K
  445. K A
  446. E K A F
  447. [12:23:01 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: WHIP IT OUT NOMO
  448. [12:23:14 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She gave a half-hearted smile and said "Uhh, no. No I haven't. I had the hugest crush on this one guy in high school, but that was as close as I got to a boyfriend."
  449. [12:23:24 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: WOP UR WAD ON DA COUNTAH
  450. [12:23:29 AM] Doogie_: #PURE
  451. [12:23:34 AM] Mantis (Alex): #puremaiden
  452. [12:23:36 AM] Doogie_: PURE
  453. U
  454. R
  455. E
  456. [12:23:59 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef:
  457. P U R E
  458. U K
  459. R A
  460. E K A F
  461. [12:24:17 AM] Doogie_: Minutely reminder that Nomo scored a virgin
  462. [12:24:31 AM] Mantis (Alex): >scored
  463. [12:24:32 AM] Mantis (Alex): doubt
  464. [12:24:36 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: My heart skipped a beat and then I didn't know what to do
  465. [12:24:54 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I just went with the first thing that came to my head
  466. [12:25:01 AM] Update Guy: ASK HER OUT
  467. [12:25:04 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "What was that guy like?"
  468. [12:25:05 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: PLEASE
  469. [12:25:10 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
  470. [12:25:13 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: SOILED IT
  471. [12:25:16 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: SOILED IT
  472. [12:25:17 AM] Update Guy: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
  473. [12:25:19 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: SOILED IT
  474. [12:25:51 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: >inb4 he was black
  475. [12:25:54 AM] Mantis (Alex): [12:24 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  476. <<< I just went with the first thing that came to my head
  477. IT'S OVER
  478. [12:26:26 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly put her hands to her cheeks and said, "Ohh, he was something. He played so many sports so I knew I couldn't have him. What athlete would want a girl who was the co-president of the damn anime club right?"
  479. [12:26:37 AM] Update Guy: Nomo the best route now is Kill La Kill yourself
  480. [12:26:38 AM] Doogie_: DAILY REMINDER
  481. [12:26:43 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I just listened to her go one.
  482. [12:26:47 AM] Doogie_: THAT NOMO'S INNER VOICE IS SATAN INCARNATE
  483. [12:26:49 AM] Mantis (Alex): Kill la Kill Yourself
  484. [12:26:53 AM] Mantis (Alex): Guys
  485. [12:26:57 AM] Mantis (Alex): What if this is actually fight club
  486. [12:27:05 AM] Mantis (Alex): Norml's inner self is actually Nicole
  487. [12:28:00 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "He was this, tall, tanned handsome guy. He played football, he played basketball, he played volleyball, he was the guy every girl wanted..."
  488. [12:28:35 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "I had a class with him every year, and then my junior year I had 3 classes with him, so I would see him every day."
  489. [12:28:55 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "And then... well I had my crowd. And he had his crowd"
  490. [12:28:56 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: >Elly, did we have sex
  491. >Of course we did, Nicole
  492. [12:29:17 AM] Mantis (Alex): WHAT A TWEEST
  493. [12:29:38 AM] Doogie_: [12:26 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  494. <<< Elly put her hands to her cheeks and said
  495. http://puu.sh/7P6GN.png
  496. [12:30:09 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "I just.. I just never seemed to be his type. I gathered the courage to talk to him my junior year and I was such an awkward girl."
  497. [12:30:34 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: We were about halfway through the park as I heard her go on about this guy
  498. [12:31:38 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "I mean, I'm sorry about rambling, I just.. I just was always weird around boys. It's something I hate about myself."
  499. [12:32:03 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I saw this as the time to cut in, but of course not with what I should have said
  500. [12:32:14 AM] Mantis (Alex): OH GOD
  501. [12:32:15 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Here we go
  502. [12:32:23 AM] Mantis (Alex): My body isn't ready
  503. [12:32:33 AM] Update Guy: inb4 nothing
  504. [12:32:50 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "How come you never seem like that around us? You got me, Josh, and Eric, and I'm sure you made other guy friends in an anime club."
  505. [12:32:59 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: I had to chug a beer; I can't take any more of this while sober
  506. [12:33:09 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Why
  507. [12:33:13 AM] Update Guy: BAKAME
  508. [12:33:22 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): ggotfriedyoufool.mp3
  509. [12:33:40 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly smiled and looked up, "Well, I mean I'm comfortable in a crowd. I like being around people and all. I just..."
  510. [12:33:53 AM] SuppahTenko: I'm astonished that nomo hasn't fucked it up completely by now.
  511. [12:34:14 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): it's kinda like how pes has treated you, tenk
  512. [12:34:17 AM] Mantis (Alex): Are you implying he isn't doing that right now Tenko
  513. [12:34:26 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): things that shouldn't work end up working anyway because fuck you
  514. [12:34:49 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "... I don't know around guys by themselves I mean.. that's when I become some, weird nervous girl."
  515. [12:35:21 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She looked so adorable saying that, so I tried to comfort her
  516. [12:35:54 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: http://puu.sh/7NIpy.png
  517. [12:35:57 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "H-Hey it's fine, I get that way when I'm alone around girls too sometimes. It's just something that bothers me."
  518. [12:36:28 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: It's pretty shitty due to the fact that I can't into art
  519. [12:36:29 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly giggled and looked at me "Haha, yeah I noticed."
  520. [12:36:40 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: BASED ELLY
  521. [12:36:48 AM] Update Guy: [12:35 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/:
  522. <<< http://puu.sh/7NIpy.png
  523. sides/10
  524. [12:36:49 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: #BTFO
  525. [12:37:05 AM] Update Guy: BTFO
  526. T
  527. F
  528. O
  529. [12:37:26 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I got nervous and said "W-Well you were pretty nervous in the cafe! See, same thing?"
  530. [12:38:08 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly looked ahead again and said "Ah yeah, I guess we're just 2 nervous people aren't we?"
  531. [12:39:01 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Silence began to settle, but then I felt the rain start to fall again
  532. [12:39:24 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Ahh shit." I cursed to myself, "It's raining again."
  533. [12:39:33 AM] Update Guy: At least I can take refuge in knowing I'm more alpha than Norml
  534. [12:39:42 AM] Mantis (Alex): We all can
  535. [12:40:12 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I looked at Elly who start bringing her head in to pull her hood up, then I knew what to do
  536. [12:40:28 AM] Update Guy: fuck up some more?
  537. [12:40:31 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Here. Take my umbrella, let's start heading back"
  538. [12:41:08 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly froze and looked at me, "B-But it's big enough for both of us right?"
  539. [12:41:24 AM] Update Guy: >not holding her close and both stand under the umbrella
  540. [12:41:27 AM] Update Guy: YA BLEW IT
  541. [12:41:35 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): not just hold close
  542. [12:41:38 AM] Wil Johnson (Exec): go for da keesu
  543. [12:41:54 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I caught the hint and looked her in the eyes
  544. [12:42:19 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: "Sure.. just.. stay close."
  545. [12:42:54 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: She smiled and got closer to me as I opened up my umbrella
  546. [12:44:00 AM] Mantis (Alex): [12:41 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
  547. <<< "Sure.. just.. stay close."
  548. <<<She smiled and got closer to me as I opened up my umbrella
  549. NORML NOT FUCKIN UP
  550. [12:44:11 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: We walked back to the car quietly the rest of the way, and as we passed the cafe the waitress opened the door and yelled out, "I told you two! Just have to be honest!"
  551. [12:44:26 AM] Mantis (Alex): Based
  552. [12:44:33 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Waitress is now my waifu
  553. [12:44:38 AM] Jason "/c/rispy" Statham: Best grill/10
  554. [12:44:44 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Elly got flustered again and said, "Sheesh, middle aged ladies can be weird sometimes..."
  555. [12:45:17 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I laughed at that and then we got back in the car as dry and as quick as we could
  556. [12:45:31 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Aaaaand that should cover the first half
  557. [12:45:48 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I'll tell the rest tomorrow afternoonish or nightish
  558. [12:47:36 AM] Mantis (Alex): I hope things get better from here
  559. [12:47:52 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Weeeellll I'd say they do
  560. [12:47:53 AM] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNormlᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: :3
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