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With the Wind (Derpy OS)

Dec 18th, 2012
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  1. >Day chance in Equestria.
  2. >You've been in Equestria a whole year now.
  3. >When you first came a pegasus mare named Ditzy Doo found you half starved on a mountain. She had food with her and frankly those were the best chocolate muffins you've ever had.
  4. >She took you to Ponyville hospital where they brought you back from the dead. She never left your side.
  5.  
  6. >It's been a year now and you've worked your ass off doing odd jobs and helping Ditzy deliver mail.
  7. >You got along with everp0ny else fine, but you and Ditzy were pretty much inseparable.
  8. >Today your house has been finished.
  9. >You absolutely can't wait to get all your stuff together and settle in.
  10. >Mostly you just want to chill with Ditzy.
  11. >You've been looking for awhile and you can't find her. In fact np0ny is on the streets at all.
  12. >What the hell is this?
  13.  
  14. >You wander the streets for a while longer until you come near town hall.
  15. >Pretty much everyp0ny is gathered for something or another.
  16. >Oh! There she is.
  17. >You see Ditzy bouncing up and down on a storm cloud over town hall, with that Rainbow mare.
  18. >Out of the cloud a bolt of lightning shoots out and nearly hits that Rainbow mare.
  19. >"Now careful Derpy!"
  20. >Derpy? That's weird, you've never heard anyp0ny call her that.
  21. >"You don't want to do anymore damage than you've already done."
  22. >"I just don't know what went wrong."
  23. >She jumps up a few more times before the cloud shocks her. But that doesn't keep her from smiling.
  24. >Well.
  25. >Admit is she's pretty cute.
  26. >Yeah.
  27. >You give her a wave which she returns before getting back to work with that Rainbow mare.
  28.  
  29. >You stand around through the whole speech until it's over and Ditzy is freed up.
  30. >Everp0ny is still hanging around when Ditzy finally flies down.
  31. >You two laugh about the storm cloud thing before you head over to your place.
  32. >You've already stocked the fridge with some cider and vodka, which both you and her throw down.
  33. >And like a couple of drunks you both head out in the dark to go get something to eat.
  34. >You head out and get some Moozican food, from restaurant about a block from your place because admittedly you're both pretty smashed.
  35. >With your greasy burritos in hand and hoof you both head back to your place.
  36.  
  37. Wanna eat outside?
  38. >"Hm?"
  39. I said you want to eat outside. It's pretty nice out.
  40. >"Okay!"
  41. >After shoving the burritos into your maw, you'd say you're pretty stuffed.
  42. >Now all there is to do is just lay back and relax.
  43. >It's silent for a good thirty minutes until Ditzy breaks the ice.
  44. >"Hey Anon?"
  45. Yea?
  46. >"C-can I ask you a question?"
  47. Uh, sure what is it?
  48. >"You um... D-don't think I'm stupid do you?"
  49. Whaaat? Why would I think that?
  50. >"Well it's just... you know... my... thing."
  51. Oh...
  52. >"Everp0ny always thinks I'm stupid or retarded because of my voice and because of my eyes..."
  53. Ditzy I'd never think that. You're just as smart as every other pony, I'd say even smarter. Just because you look different doesn't say anything about who you are. You're smart, you're cute, you're funny. You mean the absolute world to me.
  54. >A smile comes over her before she snuggles up next to you.
  55. >"Thanks Anon."
  56. >It doesn't take long before both of you fall asleep.
  57.  
  58. ----------
  59.  
  60. >3 weeks later
  61. >After that Town Hall thing, Ditzy told you she had to head to Canterlot to fill in for a friend on the mail shift.
  62. >That was three weeks ago.
  63. >You haven't seen her since.
  64. >You've asked around.
  65. >To see if anyp0ny has seen her around.
  66. >mostly you just get ponies either saying no and telling you they don't know who that is.
  67. >Eh, no problem, she lives in Cloudsdale anyway.
  68.  
  69. >After a few hours of searching you've resorted to calling for her.
  70. Ditzy!? Yo Ditzy!? Hey where are you!?
  71. >You're starting to get a little anxious.
  72. Hey Dtizy!?
  73. >Ponies are starting to stare at you. But you don't have any fucks to give, you just want to find Ditzy.
  74. >Laying on a cloud you see a bunch of Rainbow mane.
  75. >Sweet, that Rainbow Mare will know where she is.
  76. Oy! Oy you on the cloud!
  77. >She looks down and raises an eyebrow at you
  78. Hey can you come down here!?
  79. >She sighs and quickly flies down.
  80. >"Yeah?"
  81. Hey. Sorry I'm not good with names, you are?
  82. >"I'm Rainbow Dash."
  83. Right, nice to meet, you. Anyways I've seen you hang out with my bud Ditzy Doo and she went to Canterlot a few days ago, and she hasn't come back, so I was hoping you'd know where she is.
  84. >"Who?"
  85. Ditzy Doo, you know the gray mail pony with blonde mane, like muffins, you know. You called her Derpy.
  86. >"Eh, I don't know what you're talking about."
  87. >You feel your heart begin to race.
  88. Aw come on quit joking around.
  89. >"I said I don't know who that is."
  90. W...wh-w-where's Ditzy?
  91. >"Listen dude, you need to go get some sleep or-"
  92. WHERE'S DITZY!!??
  93. >Dash recoils at your outburst.
  94. >You being to grind you teeth and you heart is pounding out of your chest.
  95. >"Hey now! What's the problem here?"
  96. >With tears now free flowing you look over to you left and see an Orange mare with a stetson hat walking over to you both.
  97. >Twilight's following her.
  98. >"Anon?"
  99. >Twilight runs over to you.
  100. >"Anon what's wrong with you?"
  101. T-twilight...
  102. >"Anon?"
  103. w-wh-w-where's D-D-Ditzy?
  104. >Twilights frowns and shakes her head.
  105. >"Anon, I'm sorry but, I don't know who that is"
  106. >A chill goes down your spine.
  107. >Like when you were laying against that white rock. Like when the snow began to fall and cover the mountain.
  108. >There's no pony to cut up a warm muffin and give it to you.
  109. >There's no pony to fly you off the mountain.
  110. >There's no pony to watch the stars with.
  111. >There's no pony like her.
  112. >Your knees begin to wobble and give way causing you to fall on all fours.
  113. Where's Ditzy!!??
  114. >"Anon-"
  115. WHERE's DITZY!!?? Where is she, where is she, where is she!!??
  116. >You elbows give way causing you to fall to the ground.
  117. >You tears wet the earth bellow you.
  118. Where's Ditzy?... Where is she?... Where is she?...
  119.  
  120. end.
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