Discord selfbot

const Discord = require( 'discord.js' );
const commando = require( 'discord.js-commando' );
const path = require( 'path' );
const settings = require( path.join( __dirname, '../settings.json' ) );
const timeString = {
  year: 'numeric',
  month: 'long',
  day: 'numeric',
  hour: 'numeric',
  minute: 'numeric',
  second: 'numeric',
  timeZone: 'America/New_York',
  timeZoneName: 'short'
  };

const bot = 'BluLightShow';

function clean( text ) {
  if ( typeof( text ) === 'string' ) {
    return text.replace( /`/g, '`' + String.fromCharCode( 8203 ) ).replace( /@/g, '@' + String.fromCharCode( 8203 ) );
  } else {
    return text;
  }
}

const client = new commando.Client( {
  unknownCommandResponse: settings[ bot ].unknownCommandResponse,
  owner: settings[ bot ].owners
} );

client.login( settings[ bot ].token );

client.on( 'ready', async () => {
  Promise.all( [
    await client.user.setPresence( {
      status: settings[ bot ].status,
      game: {
        name: settings[ bot ].game
        url: 'https://twitch.tv/communities/movember'// For #Movember
      },
      afk: false
    } )
  ] ).then( () => {
    var readyTime = ( new Date() ).toLocaleDateString( 'en-US', timeString );
    console.log( '\n' + readyTime + ':\t' + settings[ bot ].name + ' is now ready to do it\'s thing!\n' ) } );
} );

client.on( 'message', async message => {
  if ( message.author !== client.user ) {
    return;
  } else {
    var arrMessage = message.content.split( ' ' );
    const arrCommands = [ 'ack', 'afk', 'clean', 'clear', 'community', 'game', 'host', 'me', 'restart', 'sigh', 'shrug', 'status', 'stream', 'tableflip', 'unflip', 'unhost' ];
    var strCommand = arrMessage[ 0 ].toLowerCase();
    var arrArgs = arrMessage.slice( 1 );
    var strArgs = arrArgs.join( ' ' );
    if (
      strCommand.substr( 0, 1 ) === '.' || (
        strCommand.toUpperCase() === '!CLEAN' ||
        strCommand.toUpperCase() === '!CLEAR'
      ) || (
        strCommand.toUpperCase() === '/ME' ||
//        strCommand.toUpperCase() === '/NICK' ||
        strCommand.toUpperCase() === '/SIGH' ||
        strCommand.toUpperCase() === '/SHRUG' ||
        strCommand.toUpperCase() === '/TABLEFLIP' ||
//        strCommand.toUpperCase() === '/TTS' ||
        strCommand.toUpperCase() === '/UNFLIP'
    ) ) {
      strCommand = strCommand.substr( 1 ).toLowerCase();
      if ( arrCommands.indexOf( strCommand ) !== -1 ) {
        message.delete().then( () => {
          switch ( strCommand ) {
            case 'ack'    :
              client.guilds.array().forEach( function( guild ) {
                guild.acknowledge().then( result => { console.log( 'Acknowledged messages in: ' + result.name ); } ).catch( console.error );
              } );
              break;
            case 'afk'    :
              if ( arrArgs.length === 1 && arrArgs[ 0 ] === 'off' ) {
                isAFK = false;
                client.user.setPresence( { status: preStreamStatus, game: { name: settings[ bot ].game }, afk: true } );
                client.user.setAFK( false ).catch( );
                message.channel.send( 'I\'m  back.' );
              } else {
                Promise.all( [
                  preStreamStatus = 'online',//client.user.presence.status;
                  client.user.setPresence( { status: 'dnd', game: { name: strArgs }, afk: true } ),
                  isAFK = true
                ] ).then( () => {
                  var strAfkMessage = 'I\'m AFK';
                  if ( !strArgs ) {
                    strAfkMessage += '.';
                  } else {
                    strAfkMessage += ': ' + strArgs;
                  }
                  message.channel.send( strAfkMessage );
                } );
              }
              break;
            case 'clean'  :
            case 'clear'  :
              var intMessagesToDelete = ( arrArgs.length === 0 ? 1 : parseInt( arrArgs[ 0 ] ) );
              message.channel.fetchMessages( {
                limit: 100
              } ).then( messages => {
                let arrMessages = messages.array();
                arrMessages = arrMessages.filter( thisMessage => thisMessage.author.id === client.user.id );
                arrMessages.length = intMessagesToDelete;
                arrMessages.map( thisMessage => thisMessage.delete().catch( error => { console.error( error ) } ) );
              } );
              break;
            case 'community' :
              Promise.all( [
                client.user.setPresence( { game: { name: 'support of the ' + arrArgs[ 0 ] + ' community on Twitch.tv', url: 'https://www.twitch.tv/communities/' + arrArgs[ 0 ].toLowerCase() } } ),
                message.channel.send( 'I\'m supporting the **' + client.user.presence.game.name.replace( 'support of the ', '' ).replace( ' community on Twitch.tv', '' ) + '** community on <' + client.user.presence.game.url + '>, check it out!' )
              ] ).then( () => {
                message.author.lastMessage.react( '%F0%9F%8E%A5' ).catch( error => { console.error( error ); } );
              } );
              break;
            case 'game'   :
              client.user.setPresence( { game: { name: strArgs } } );
              break;
            case 'host'   :
              Promise.all( [
                client.user.setPresence( { game: { name: 'a host of ' + arrArgs[ 0 ], url: 'https://www.twitch.tv/' + arrArgs[ 0 ].toLowerCase() } } ),
                message.channel.send( 'I\'m hosting **' + client.user.presence.game.name.replace( 'a host of ', '' ) + '** on <' + client.user.presence.game.url + '>, check it out!' )
              ] ).then( () => {
                message.author.lastMessage.react( '%F0%9F%8E%A5' ).catch( error => { console.error( error ); } );
              } );
              break;
            case 'me'     :
              if ( arrMessage[ 0 ].substr( 0, 1 ) === '.' ) {
                var meContent = 'Here\'s an embed with some information about me:';
                var presenceInfo = client.user;
                if ( !client.user.presence.game || !client.user.presence.game.name ) {
                  if ( client.user.presence.status === 'invisible' ) {
                    presenceInfo += ' is an enigma.';
                  } else {
                    presenceInfo += ' is ' + client.user.presence.status;
                  }
                } else {
                  if ( !client.user.presence.game.url ) {
                    presenceInfo += ' is playing **' + ( client.user.presence.game.name ? client.user.presence.game.name : 'a game' ) + '**. :video_game:';
                  } else if ( client.user.presence.game.url.indexOf( 'twitch.tv/URL' ) !== -1 ) {
                    presenceInfo += ' is streaming **' + client.user.presence.game.name + '** on <https://www.twitch.tv/URL>. :movie_camera:';
                    meContent += '\n:link: https://www.twitch.tv/URL';
                  } else if ( client.user.presence.game.url.indexOf( 'twitch.tv/communities/' ) !== -1 ) {
                    presenceInfo += ' is supporting the **' + client.user.presence.game.name.replace( 'support of the ', '' ).replace( ' community on Twitch.tv', '' ) + '** community on <' + client.user.presence.game.url + '> :movie_camera:';
                    meContent += '\n:link: ' + client.user.presence.game.url;
                  } else {
                    presenceInfo += ' is hosting [**' + client.user.presence.game.name.replace( 'a host of ', '' ) + '**](' + client.user.presence.game.url + '). :movie_camera:';
                    meContent += '\n:link: ' + client.user.presence.game.url;
                  }
                }
                var meEmbed = new Discord.RichEmbed()
                  .setColor( '#FF00FF' )
                  .setThumbnail( 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/guildID/channelID/Filename.png' )
                  .addField( 'Name/ID', client.user + '#' + client.user.discriminator + ' - `' + client.user.id + '`' )
                  .addField( 'eMail:', '[' + client.user.email + '](mailto:' + client.user.email + ')' )
                  .addField( 'Status:', presenceInfo )
                  .addField( 'Stats:',
                    '**Join date:**' +
                    '\n**Guilds:**' +
                    '\n**Friends:**' +
                    '\n**Blocked:**',
                    true )
                  .addField( 'Data:',
                    client.user.createdAt.toLocaleDateString( 'en-US', timeString ) +
                    '\n' + client.guilds.size +
                    '\n' + client.user.friends.array().length +
                    '\n' + client.user.blocked.array().length, true )
                  .addField( 'Find me on...',
                    '[Discord](https://discordapp.com/):' +
                    '\n[Github](https://github.com/):' +
                    '\n[Twitch](https://twitch.tv/):' +
                    '\n[Twitter](https://twitter.com/):' +
                    '\n[YouTube](https://youtube.com/):', true )
                  .addField( '...link',
                    '\n[NAME](https://discord.me/URL)' +
                    '\n[NAME](https://github.com/URL)' +
                    '\n[NAME](https://twitch.tv/URL)' +
                    '\n[NAME](https://twitter.com/URL)' +
                    '\n[NAME](https://youtube.com/user/URL)', true )
                  .setTimestamp()
                  .setFooter( 'About me!', client.user.avatarURL );
                message.channel.send( meContent, { embed: meEmbed } );
              }
              else if ( arrMessage[ 0 ].substr( 0, 1 ) === '/' ) {
                message.channel.send( '_' + strArgs + '_' );
              }
              break;
            case 'restart':
              Promise.all( [
                timeNow = ( new Date() ).toLocaleDateString( 'en-US', timeString ),
                message.client.user.setStatus( 'dnd' )
              ] ).then( () => {
                process.exit( );
              } );
              break;
            case 'shrug':
              message.channel.send( strArgs + ' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯' );
              break;
            case 'sigh':
              message.channel.send( '_sighs..._' );
              break;
            case 'status' :
              client.user.setPresence( { status: arrArgs[ 0 ] } );
              break;
            case 'stream' :
              var strSanitizeURL
              if ( arrArgs[ 0 ].indexOf( /twitch.tv/i ) !== -1 ) {
                strSanitizeURL = 'https://www.twitch.tv' + arrArgs[ 0 ].substr( arrArgs[ 0 ].lastIndexOf( '/') ).toLowerCase();
              } else {
                strSanitizeURL = arrArgs[ 0 ];
              }
              if ( !client.user.presence.game.name ) {
                client.user.setPresence( { game: { name: 'some stupid game or something' } } );
              }
              client.user.setPresence( { game: { url: strSanitizeURL } } );
              message.channel.send( 'I\'m streaming ' + client.user.presence.game.name + ' on <' + client.user.presence.game.url + '>, check it out!' );
              break;
            case 'tableflip':
              message.channel.send( strArgs + ' (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻' );
              break;
            case 'unflip':
              message.channel.send( strArgs + ' ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)' );
              break;
            case 'unhost' :
              Promise.all( [
                message.channel.send( 'I\'m no longer hosting **' + client.user.presence.game.name.replace( 'a host of ', '' ) + '** on <' + client.user.presence.game.url + '>.' )
              ] ).then( () => {
                message.client.user.setGame( settings[ bot ].game ).then( () => {
                  message.author.lastMessage.react( '%E2%9C%85' ).catch( error => { console.error( error ) } );
                } ).catch( err => { console.error( err ); } )
              } );
            default :
          }
        } );
      }
    }
  }
} );