Me: "Write an improvised comedy in the absurd where Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, is trying to give a speech while being constantly interrupted by iPhone users discussing the bugs and technical problems. Have Mr. Cook keep explaining why the problems are always the user holding the phone wrong."

ChatGPT:

(Scene opens with Tim Cook standing on a stage, microphone in hand, ready to give a speech)

Tim Cook: Good morning, everyone! It's great to be here today to talk about the latest and greatest innovations from Apple.

(Suddenly, an iPhone user in the audience stands up and interrupts)

iPhone User 1: Excuse me, Mr. Cook! I've been having a lot of trouble with my iPhone. It keeps freezing and crashing.

Tim Cook: (smiling) Oh, I see. Well, I'm sure that if you just hold your phone the right way, it will work perfectly.

(Another iPhone user stands up)

iPhone User 2: Mr. Cook, my battery drains so quickly. I can't even make it through the day without having to charge it.

Tim Cook: (nodding) Yes, I understand. But, if you just hold your phone the right way, it will conserve battery and last much longer.

(The audience starts to laugh)

(Another iPhone user stands up)

iPhone User 3: Mr. Cook, my camera won't focus. It keeps taking blurry pictures.

Tim Cook: (shrugging) Well, that's because you're not holding the phone the right way.

(The audience erupts in laughter)

(Another iPhone user stands up)

iPhone User 4: Mr. Cook, I can't seem to connect to WiFi.

Tim Cook: (smiling) Ah, that's an easy fix. Just hold your phone the right way and it will connect to WiFi in no time.

(The audience continues to laugh)

(Tim Cook looks around, smiling, enjoying the absurdity of the situation)

Tim Cook: (laughing) Well, I think we've covered all the problems for today. Thanks for coming out and remember to hold your phone the right way!

(The audience gives a standing ovation as Tim Cook exits the stage)

(The scene ends)

Me: "Redo previous script in the surreal with an appearance by Matt Foley from SNL."

ChatGPT:

(Scene opens with Tim Cook standing on a stage, microphone in hand, ready to give a speech. Suddenly, the stage transforms into a dream-like set, with twisted and distorted props. Tim Cook looks around confused)

Tim Cook: (confused) What is happening?

(Suddenly, a wild-eyed Matt Foley from SNL appears, dressed in his trademark stained suit and holding a coffee can)

Matt Foley: (excitedly) Timmy! Timmy! You're in a surreal world now, baby!

Tim Cook: (still confused) A surreal world?

Matt Foley: (nodding) That's right, Timmy! A world where iPhones have bugs and technical problems that can't be fixed by holding them the right way!

(iPhone users appear from thin air, holding their malfunctioning iPhones)

iPhone User 1: Mr. Cook, my iPhone keeps turning into a banana!

iPhone User 2: My iPhone is now a giant water droplet and I can't type on it

iPhone User 3: My iPhone is now a toaster and it keeps burning my toast!

Tim Cook: (shocked) This is madness!

Matt Foley: (laughing) Madness? This is the surreal, Timmy!

(Tim Cook looks around frantically, trying to find a solution)

Tim Cook: (panicking) We need to fix this! We need to turn these iPhones back to normal!

(Suddenly, the stage transforms again and Tim Cook finds himself back in the real world, on the stage, in front of the audience)

Tim Cook: (wiping sweat from his forehead) Well, that was certainly a strange experience. I hope everyone is holding their phones the right way.

(The audience looks at him confused)

Tim Cook: (laughing nervously) Uh, nevermind. Thank you for coming to my speech.

(The scene ends)