>be me
>at Disney World with college friends
>eating at a Beauty and the Beast restaurant
>accidentally drop plate
>it breaks
>5 year old saw and starts screaming
>ohshit.jpg
>she is screaming, "SHE KILLED HIM, SHE KILLED HIM!!!!!"
>family and cast members try to calm her down
>they say that the curse was already broken
>itstoolate.jpeg
>she's on the floor now
>curled up into a ball
>she makes puddles with her tears
>snot all over the place
>someone plays "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" on their phone
>everyone thinks it's me
>wot
>security arrives
>escorts family and little girl away
>awkward silent lunch
>leave about thirty minutes later
>realized that I just ruined a little girl's childhood
>Happiest Place on Earth