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- Kenny: i hope he shits his pants in class
- Kenny: i really do
- Kenny: i hope he absolutely coats his stupid shorts in liquid shit
- Kenny: i hope its in front of everyone he wants to impress
- Boxxy: can we just marry im laughing so harf
- Boxxy: a
- Boxxy: d
- Kenny: no thank u im taken
- Kenny: actually no
- Kenny: hiram would just continue to shit in his seat
- Kenny: with that fucking smile on his fucking face
- Kenny: looking aroudn the classroom
- Kenny: at all the shocked faces
- Kenny: he would keep fucking smiling with his fucking face
- Boxxy: icant
- Kenny: 'miss mcclure did you know that human feces is 0.2% nitrogen'
- Boxxy: uimc idone
- Boxxy: nim
- Boxxy: i cannot
- Kenny: he dips his fingers in his pool of shit
- Kenny: at this point several kids are passed out
- Kenny: he licks each finger
- Kenny: individually
- Kenny: while continuing his work
- Boxxy: jhngjhg
- Boxxy: rth
- Boxxy: gj'
- Boxxy: f
- Boxxy: fg
- Boxxy: rtfg
- Boxxy: sdf
- Boxxy: v
- Boxxy: sICANOT GOO N
- Kenny: eventually someone says he should go to the bathroom to clean up
- Kenny: he says 'you're right i should do that'
- Kenny: he grabs the nearest girl
- Kenny: picks her up
- Kenny: over shoulder
- Kenny: and runs towards the bathroom
- Kenny: leaving a trail of shit
- Boxxy: im caling to t
- Boxxy: hep polcei
- Kenny: he rolls down the highway with his new girl in tote
- Kenny: high speeds
- Kenny: sanic speeds
- Kenny: at this point multiple police cars are chasing him
- Kenny: he keeps rolling
- Kenny: leaving a putrid trail of shit in his wake
- Kenny: he is too fast for the coppers and eventually loses them
- Kenny: he takes the girl to disney world
- Kenny: as he walks through the park with an unconscious girl (from the stench) everyone just stares
- Kenny: he asks to get on the spinning teapot shit and the ride guy lets him in
- Kenny: he's the only one in there with the girl
- Kenny: hiram at this moment starts r2 of the shitfest
- Kenny: near the end every tea cup is filleod to the brim with shit that isnt even brown
- Boxxy: if you dont smtop im going to altert the authoireties
- Kenny: more like a green
- Kenny: and he pulls out of his pocket
- Kenny: a ringpop
- Kenny: 'will you marry me'
- Boxxy: done
- Kenny: the end.
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