Dearest friends.

It is my most greatest pleasure to announce the Tre Alleanza’s fateful triumph!
I urge you, weakest of nations, to rescind your malign ways and recognise our rightful assent to power by agreeing to an unconditional surrender. Immediately!
And how was this victory achieved, you may purportedly ponder? It was of course by the far superior diplomatic efforts of the just Anchovy nation! Also, Austria is my greatest ally now and forever.
Please enjoy your newfound subservience!

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Love,

Italian Stapler.