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  1. [Elaments] The OldFag has joined the game!
  2. 'All should fear, Elaments is here.'
  3. [whoree] has joined the game!
  4. [whoree] says: he doesnt
  5. [whoree] says: even
  6. [whoree] says: know
  7. [Elaments] The OldFag says: nonsense
  8. [Elaments] The OldFag says: I know.
  9. [Elaments] The OldFag says: Just fixing this damn google autofill
  10. [Elaments] The OldFag says: For some reason chrome thinks BGO is like a search engine of somekind so it autofills everytime I want to type.
  11. [whoree] says: i turn off all autofills cuz it creeps me out
  12. [MumuPikachu] has joined the game!
  13. 'Procastinator Scratches Asmo's Severed Balls'
  14. [DontMe] lags and has joined the game!
  15. 'I hope u don't mind if i Lag. I hope u don't mind if i Lag. I hope...'
  16. [DontMe] lags and says: howdy
  17. [DontMe] lags and says: whoree, stop saying non-sense
  18. [Elaments] The OldFag says: shit you got the same font and color...
  19. [DontMe] lags and says: yeah, what a coincidence
  20. [Elaments] The OldFag says: There can only be one...
  21. [DontMe] lags and says: are we meant to be?
  22. [DontMe] lags and says: maybe it's destiny
  23. [Elaments] The OldFag says: is the valentine's event still on?
  24. [DontMe] lags and says: nope
  25. [Elaments] The OldFag says: :( rip
  26. [DontMe] lags and says: it has ended. unfortunately
  27. [whoree] says: he doesnt even
  28. [whoree] says: know
  29. [DontMe] lags and says: wanna be my valentine if it's on?
  30. [whoree] says: that im alive...
  31. [Elaments] The OldFag says: On a side note, anyone else have weird problems with autocomplete?
  32. [DontMe] lags and says: no autocomplete problem for me
  33. [MumuPikachu] says: I dont have it
  34. [Elaments] The OldFag says: I click the chatbox and bunch of previous sentences i've sent show up. Using chrome btw.
  35. [MumuPikachu] says: outdated pc
  36. [DontMe] lags and says: oh
  37. [DontMe] lags and says: you mean the pop-up suggestions?
  38. [MumuPikachu] says: more like
  39. [DontMe] lags and says: you can delete it by highlighting then hit Shift-Delete on each one
  40. [MumuPikachu] says: nvm bad joke
  41. [Varens] Fucktard has joined the game!
  42. 'HELLO'
  43. [Elaments] The OldFag says: we good to go?
  44. [whoree] says: we gud
  45. [DontMe] lags and says: wait, condoms.
  46. [Elaments] The OldFag says: Okay pals. Best idiot wins.
  47. [GersonAlvat] has joined the game!
  48. Everyone has received 20 Rupees!
  49. My Achievements
  50. Players with an account can obtain achievements in this game!
  51. Elaments donated 201 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
  52. MumuPikachu donated 117 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
  53. DontMe donated 21 euros and receives the Sound Blaster 1500!
  54. Varens donated 10 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 1000!
  55. Players donated €349 in total so this game includes the rewards up to €349!
  56. Let the games begin!
  57. [MumuPikachu] may start!
  58. To Elaments: maybe I should spectate
  59. [DontMe] lags and says: okay, rdy
  60. [whoree] says: i always bring condoms
  61. [whoree] says: ;)
  62. To Elaments: nvm
  63. [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
  64. [Elaments] The OldFag honks his Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  65. [MumuPikachu] became a mystical Sorceress.
  66. [Elaments] The OldFag's Sound Blaster: 'To infinity and beyond!'
  67. Jukebox: All Time Low - Stella
  68. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] entered the deadly pyramid.
  69. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] died in the Pyramid.
  70. [Elaments] The OldFag says: that was quick.
  71. [DontMe] lags and rolled 10.
  72. [whoree] says: 3 p m
  73. [DontMe] lags and became a righteous Paladin.
  74. Paladin [DontMe] lags and found a Balaclava in the Ninja Temple.
  75. [Varens] Fucktard rolled 9.
  76. [Varens] Fucktard rolled 2.
  77. Varens had a Roll Streak of 2!
  78. [Varens] Fucktard became a sinister Necromancer.
  79. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  80. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard received Hulk powers from Stan Lee. Hulk SMASH!
  81. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  82. [GersonAlvat] rolled 5.
  83. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  84. Paladin [DontMe] lags and says: ouch my ears
  85. [GersonAlvat] became a brutish Barbarian.
  86. [whoree] says: LETS GO BITCHES
  87. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] didn't buy anything at Sasha Lore's Mobile Library.
  88. Paladin [DontMe] lags and says: mum, be good to my ears
  89. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard afflicted Paladin [DontMe] lags and with Drain Soul.
  90. [Elaments] The OldFag rolled 9.
  91. Paladin [DontMe] lags and used their Divine Blessing on themself, removed their Drain Soul and gained Empowered Dice!
  92. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard summoned a Skeleton!
  93. [Elaments] The OldFag became a clever Merchant.
  94. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag encountered a Hell's Angel.
  95. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] used his Leap to jump to space 15.
  96. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] let loose a savage roar!
  97. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard fled to space 1.
  98. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag fled to space 1.
  99. Paladin [DontMe] lags and fled to space 1.
  100. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 6 spaces with their Hammer.
  101. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag back 9 spaces with their Hammer.
  102. [whoree] says: lmfaooo
  103. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag hitched a ride with the Hell's Angel, got raped just a little bit and got infected with Herpes.
  104. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: Little rapey...
  105. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag stole an Unlabeled Can from the Hell's Angel.
  106. [whoree] rolled 3.
  107. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  108. [whoree] became an unpredictable Quantum Physicist.
  109. Quantum Physicist [whoree] admired the spinning blades of the Tunnel O' Fun!
  110. Quantum Physicist [whoree] used his Quantum Quality and gained the Man Mode skill!
  111. Paladin [DontMe] lags and says: they assfucked u
  112. ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
  113. Paladin [DontMe] lags and took their Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
  114. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag used his Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on himself.
  115. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  116. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] charged his Light Wand with Cards Of Fate!
  117. Paladin [DontMe] lags and rolled 4.
  118. Paladin [DontMe] lags and rolled 7.
  119. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag opened up his Unlabeled Can. It was a Can Of Beans!
  120. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag ate his Beans and farted himself 10 spaces forward.
  121. DontMe had a Roll Streak of 2!
  122. Quantum Physicist [whoree] used Multiversal Flux to replace his Gloves with some Fireflies.
  123. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] used his Light Wand to change his own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  124. Paladin [DontMe] lags and received a Chocolate Bar.
  125. Paladin [DontMe] lags and entered the Magic Shop.
  126. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] lassoed Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag successfully!
  127. Quantum Physicist [whoree] uses his Fireflies to grant himself vision.
  128. Paladin [DontMe] lags and bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  129. Paladin [DontMe] lags and bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  130. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] ate his Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
  131. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] carelessly threw down his Banana Peel behind him.
  132. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag got hit by Barbarian [GersonAlvat]'s Banana Peel and has to skip a turn.
  133. Paladin [DontMe] lags and charged their Light Wand with Cards Of Fate at the Magic Shop.
  134. Paladin [DontMe] lags and used their Light Wand to change their own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  135. Paladin [DontMe] lags and charged their Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  136. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag honks his Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  137. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag honks his Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  138. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard used his Crystal Meth and gained extreme focus!
  139. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard became Dehydrated. Better drink something fast!
  140. Paladin [DontMe] lags and used their Dark Wand to steal Barbarian [GersonAlvat]'s Hypno Glasses with the Steal Item spell.
  141. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard rolled 6.
  142. Jukebox: Fable - Oakvale
  143. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard received a Lollipop.
  144. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard stood at a crossroads.
  145. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard went to the Brothel.
  146. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard got laughed at by a hooker and went back 11 spaces.
  147. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] rolled 12.
  148. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard started licking his Lollipop!
  149. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] received a piece of Candy Corn.
  150. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] read his cards...
  151. ...and chose to go to The Pawn Shop!
  152. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Glue Mine.
  153. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Magic Broom.
  154. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard sent his Crabs after Barbarian [GersonAlvat]. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] got infected with Crabs.
  155. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag skipped a turn.
  156. Glue Mine buried.
  157. Quantum Physicist [whoree] rolled 5.
  158. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Quantum Physicist [whoree] back 9 spaces with their Hammer.
  159. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] ate his Candy Corn and moved forward 5 spaces.
  160. Quantum Physicist [whoree] received a piece of Lumpy Space Candy.
  161. Quantum Physicist [whoree] stood at a crossroads.
  162. Quantum Physicist [whoree] went to the Jungle.
  163. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard honks his Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  164. Quantum Physicist [whoree] bought a Fish at the Jungle Shop.
  165. Quantum Physicist [whoree] bought a Banana at the Jungle Shop.
  166. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard honks his Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  167. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard honks his Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  168. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  169. Quantum Physicist [whoree] combined his Fish with his Banana to create a Banana Fish.
  170. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard is going to the Future Shop!
  171. Quantum Physicist [whoree] is going to the Bank!
  172. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rots in peace. (Revival next turn!)
  173. Paladin [DontMe] lags and is going to the Pawn Shop!
  174. Paladin [DontMe] lags and rolled 10.
  175. Paladin [DontMe] lags and read their cards...
  176. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag purchased a Flask Of Mojo for 8 Rupees.
  177. ...and chose to go to The Dark Umbreon!
  178. Paladin [DontMe] lags and encountered a Dark Umbreon and gained Soul Speed.
  179. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard rolled 12.
  180. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard bought Darth Revan's Mask at the Future Shop.
  181. Quantum Physicist [whoree] released his Explosive Sheep forward.
  182. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] rolled 2.
  183. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard used Force Boost to grant himself Empowered Dice!
  184. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] voted in the poll.
  185. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] stood at a crossroads.
  186. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] randomly went to the Time Machine.
  187. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] used the Time Machine...
  188. ...and ended up in the Future.
  189. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] learned how to use The Force from Yado.
  190. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  191. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag had to pay 3 Rupees to buy medicine.
  192. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag received a Chocolate Bar.
  193. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag took out a life insurance.
  194. Quantum Physicist [whoree] rolled 10.
  195. Quantum Physicist [whoree]'s Explosive Sheep hopped to space 17.
  196. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] used The Force to knock Paladin [DontMe] lags and 4 spaces backward.
  197. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
  198. Quantum Physicist [whoree] has an account balance of 14 Rupees.
  199. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] is back alive!
  200. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] received a Candy Cane.
  201. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard commanded his Skeleton to knock Barbarian [GersonAlvat] back 6 spaces.
  202. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] stood at a crossroads.
  203. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] went to the Pawn Shop.
  204. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag combined his Boots with his Ethereal Gem to create Spirit Slippers.
  205. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Hammer.
  206. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] pawned her Hand Grenade for 6 Rupees.
  207. Quantum Physicist [whoree] says: >selling a hand grenade
  208. Paladin [DontMe] lags and rolled 8.
  209. Jukebox: Dreamcatcher (드림캐쳐) - Sleep-Walking
  210. Paladin [DontMe] lags and pawned their Hypno Glasses for 20 Rupees.
  211. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] says: I like illegal activities
  212. Paladin [DontMe] lags and pawned their Glue Mine for 3 Rupees.
  213. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard used his Shaking Ass Taunt on Sorceress [MumuPikachu].
  214. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: Same.
  215. Paladin [DontMe] lags and pawned their Hammer for 1 Rupee.
  216. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard rolled 4.
  217. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard rolled 8.
  218. Spectator #You is now observing the game.
  219. Varens had a Roll Streak of 2!
  220. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard did nothing at the Bank.
  221. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] rolled 2.
  222. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
  223. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard attacked Paladin [DontMe] lags and with his Sword, but Paladin [DontMe] lags and deflected the attack with their Shield.
  224. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] read a small note.
  225. Paladin [DontMe] lags and pierced Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard's chest with their Sword.
  226. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag used his Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 28.
  227. Paladin [DontMe] lags and's Chocolate Bar turned Ethereal.
  228. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard's Darth Revan's Mask turned Ethereal.
  229. Barbarian [GersonAlvat]'s Glue Mine exploded!
  230. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  231. Paladin [DontMe] lags and got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  232. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  233. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] got covered in glue, but had Root Immunity.
  234. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  235. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag didn't move because he was Rooted.
  236. Paladin [DontMe] lags and charged their Hammer with holy might.
  237. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag's Life Shield wore off.
  238. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  239. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  240. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] broke free of nothing!
  241. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag stood at a crossroads.
  242. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] says: oo
  243. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  244. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  245. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  246. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  247. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag went to the Ninja Temple.
  248. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag channeled his chi and gained 1 Speed.
  249. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  250. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  251. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 27 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  252. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  253. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 21 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  254. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  255. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 25 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  256. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  257. Quantum Physicist [whoree] rolled 7.
  258. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 27 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  259. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  260. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 26 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  261. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  262. Quantum Physicist [whoree]'s Explosive Sheep hopped to space 33.
  263. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 24 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  264. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  265. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] says: did someone say hamer time
  266. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 19 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  267. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  268. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 26 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  269. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  270. Quantum Physicist [whoree]'s Explosive Sheep exploded on space 33!
  271. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  272. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  273. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  274. Paladin [DontMe] lags and got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  275. Paladin [DontMe] lags and didn't move because they was Rooted.
  276. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] got killed by an Explosive Sheep!
  277. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] died and lost all diseases (Crabs).
  278. Quantum Physicist [whoree] got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  279. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag got knocked 13 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  280. Quantum Physicist [whoree] has earned
  281. [Sheepsplosion]!
  282. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 25 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  283. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  284. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 23 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  285. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  286. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 24 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  287. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  288. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 20 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  289. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  290. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: lots of smacking.
  291. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 23 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  292. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  293. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  294. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  295. Quantum Physicist [whoree] chooses a Unicorn Power!
  296. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 23 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  297. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  298. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 19 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  299. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  300. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: chill you two
  301. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 19 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  302. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  303. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 21 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  304. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  305. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  306. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  307. Quantum Physicist [whoree] GOT RICK ROLLED!
  308. Rick Roll
  309. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 22 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  310. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  311. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 23 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  312. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  313. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 27 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  314. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  315. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 20 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  316. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  317. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 24 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  318. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  319. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 20 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  320. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  321. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 20 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  322. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  323. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 24 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  324. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  325. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 22 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  326. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  327. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 8.
  328. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 22 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  329. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  330. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard is experiencing lag.
  331. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 25 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  332. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  333. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  334. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  335. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 20 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  336. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  337. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] put a Potion in her inventory.
  338. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  339. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  340. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  341. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  342. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 20 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  343. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  344. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: .-.
  345. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  346. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  347. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 23 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  348. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  349. Quantum Physicist [whoree] says: lmao
  350. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 27 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  351. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  352. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 24 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  353. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  354. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 20 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  355. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  356. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 22 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  357. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  358. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 19 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  359. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  360. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 21 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  361. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  362. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 24 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  363. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  364. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 21 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  365. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  366. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 23 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  367. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  368. Paladin [DontMe] lags and skipped a turn.
  369. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 24 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  370. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  371. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 23 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  372. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  373. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: welp.
  374. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 21 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  375. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  376. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 27 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  377. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  378. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  379. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  380. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 25 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  381. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  382. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 26 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  383. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  384. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 27 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  385. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  386. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 26 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  387. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  388. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 27 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  389. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  390. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 19 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  391. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  392. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 24 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  393. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  394. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 18 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  395. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  396. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 27 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  397. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard didn't move because he was Rooted.
  398. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard back 25 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  399. Paladin [DontMe] lags and couldn't wait to hit something with their Holy Hammer.
  400. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] says: if you keep hitting the guy you might send him back a QPU
  401. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: finally.
  402. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Quantum Physicist [whoree] clicked for Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard)
  403. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard is still dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  404. Paladin [DontMe] lags and says: Yay!
  405. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] is still dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  406. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] was offered a deal by the Devil himself!
  407. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] signed the Devil's contract and revived!
  408. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] revived and got Denied By The Devil for 2 turns.
  409. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] used the Time Machine...
  410. ...and ended up in the Prehistory!
  411. Paladin [DontMe] lags and says: what's QPU?
  412. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] got dragged forward 15 spaces by a herd of crazy mammoths and became incapacitated.
  413. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag skipped a turn.
  414. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag got cured of Herpes.
  415. Quantum Physicist [whoree] skipped a turn.
  416. Quantum Physicist [whoree] activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  417. Quantum Physicist [whoree] says: fok
  418. Quantum Physicist [whoree] says: fok
  419. Quantum Physicist [whoree] says: fok
  420. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: yay no herpes
  421. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 11.
  422. Quantum Physicist [whoree]'s Man Mode has ended.
  423. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] knew the answer and received Coffee.
  424. Paladin [DontMe] lags and rolled 3.
  425. Paladin [DontMe] lags and's Hammer lost the Holy Hammer effect.
  426. Jukebox: Driftless Pony Club - Circuit Us
  427. Paladin [DontMe] lags and stood at a crossroads.
  428. Paladin [DontMe] lags and went to the Pyramid.
  429. Paladin [DontMe] lags and entered the deadly pyramid.
  430. Paladin [DontMe] lags and died in the Pyramid.
  431. Paladin [DontMe] lags and's Soul Speed granted 1 Speed!
  432. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Barbarian [GersonAlvat] clicked for Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard)
  433. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard is safely tucked underground. (Revival next turn!)
  434. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] skipped a turn.
  435. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
  436. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag put a Glue Mine in his inventory.
  437. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] used his Leap to jump to space 58.
  438. Quantum Physicist [whoree] rolled 10.
  439. Quantum Physicist [whoree] stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
  440. Quantum Physicist [whoree] walked across the Beach and found a message in a bottle.
  441. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 6.
  442. A pig fell on Sorceress [MumuPikachu]'s head, who crawled 3 spaces back.
  443. Paladin [DontMe] lags and is safely tucked underground. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  444. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard's Brawler's Brew wore off.
  445. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Barbarian [GersonAlvat] clicked for Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard)
  446. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard got resurrected!
  447. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: scales of justice!
  448. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: Bring that bastard back!
  449. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag clicked for Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard)
  450. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard received a Light Scroll: Scales Of Justice.
  451. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: ;)
  452. To DontMe: incoming kick
  453. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Barbarian [GersonAlvat] clicked for Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard)
  454. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard used the Time Machine...
  455. #You has left the game.
  456. ...and ended up in the Future.
  457. Paladin [DontMe] lags and says: i just realized hammers are bad
  458. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard got anally probed by aliens and has to skip a turn.
  459. Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  460. Quantum Physicist [whoree] ate his Lumpy Space Candy, moved forward 3 spaces and got the Lumpy Space Hiccups. Man, that tasted purple!
  461. Quantum Physicist [whoree] kicked Necromancer [Varens] Fucktard, who was idle for 21 seconds.
  462. Varens has left the game!
  463. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] rolled 6.
  464. Barbarian [GersonAlvat]'s Denied By The Devil wore off.
  465. Jukebox: Michael Bublé - That's Life
  466. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] received a Light Scroll: Guardian.
  467. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] moved backward 8 spaces.
  468. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: oh it's michael bubly
  469. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
  470. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] used his Light Scroll to give himself a Guardian.
  471. Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag had Mojo and had sex with Katheryn Winnick in the Dark Room. Mucho Macho!
  472. Quantum Physicist [whoree] rolled 5.
  473. ***Click The Chicken!***
  474. Quantum Physicist [whoree] lost his money at the Bank because it went bankrupt!
  475. Quantum Physicist [whoree] put a Potion in his inventory.
  476. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 10.
  477. Quantum Physicist [whoree] used Global Multiversal Flux to replace his Broken Glass with a Butter Bot.
  478. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought a Mana Potion at the Soothsayer's Shack.
  479. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] used The Force to knock Sorceress [MumuPikachu] 6 spaces backward.
  480. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought a Flying Carpet at the Soothsayer's Shack.
  481. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought a Ley Prism at the Soothsayer's Shack.
  482. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] has 3 Rupees.
  483. Paladin [DontMe] lags and says: ooh mana nice!
  484. Paladin [DontMe] lags and peacefully rots away. (Revival next turn!)
  485. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] rolled 4.
  486. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] drank Gummiberry Juice and bounced 14 spaces forward!
  487. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  488. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag received a Light Scroll: Guardian.
  489. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag used his Light Scroll to give himself a Guardian.
  490. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag received Hulk powers from Stan Lee. Hulk SMASH!
  491. Quantum Physicist [whoree] is gonna use his Diss Card: Death.
  492. Quantum Physicist [whoree] rolled 3.
  493. Quantum Physicist [whoree] received a Light Scroll: Scales Of Justice.
  494. Quantum Physicist [whoree]'s diss card killed Barbarian [GersonAlvat].
  495. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] says: pls no
  496. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] says: DUDE
  497. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
  498. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] decided it better to leave the nice ninjas alone.
  499. Quantum Physicist [whoree] says: :333333
  500. Paladin [DontMe] lags and ate their Chocolate Bar and moved forward 8 spaces.
  501. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag got jealous and moved 3 spaces towards Paladin [DontMe] lags and.
  502. Quantum Physicist [whoree] got jealous and moved 3 spaces towards Paladin [DontMe] lags and.
  503. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] got jealous and moved 0 spaces towards Paladin [DontMe] lags and.
  504. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag's Sound Blaster: 'Why... that's amazing!'
  505. Paladin [DontMe] lags and got injected with the force of life!
  506. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Sorceress [MumuPikachu] back 6 spaces with their Hammer.
  507. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Quantum Physicist [whoree] back 7 spaces with their Hammer.
  508. Paladin [DontMe] lags and played a bit with their Hammer.
  509. Paladin [DontMe] lags and received a Light Scroll: Guardian.
  510. Paladin [DontMe] lags and got infected with Herpes.
  511. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] got resurrected by his Guardian.
  512. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] revived and got Denied By The Devil for 2 turns.
  513. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] knew the answer and moved forward 7 spaces.
  514. Paladin [DontMe] lags and used their Light Scroll to give themself a Guardian.
  515. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  516. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag clicked the Chicken and received the eggs!
  517. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag received a 10 Rupee bonus!
  518. Paladin [DontMe] lags and says: He keeps reviving!
  519. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag aimed the Catapult forward.
  520. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag launched his Glue Mine with the Catapult.
  521. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag's launched Glue Mine exploded on space 73!
  522. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] got covered in glue, but had Root Immunity.
  523. Quantum Physicist [whoree] rolled 6.
  524. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: how in the
  525. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] says: HAHA
  526. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: do you get root immunity?
  527. Quantum Physicist [whoree] escaped the U.N. soldiers by fleeing 10 spaces.
  528. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  529. Warning: Please check your connection and click again.
  530. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
  531. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] became a sexy Succubus.
  532. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] received a Light Scroll: Life Shield.
  533. Quantum Physicist [whoree] says: barbsry
  534. Paladin [DontMe] lags and used their Divine Blessing on themself, removed their Herpes and gained Empowered Dice!
  535. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] answered wrong and got infected with AIDS.
  536. Paladin [DontMe] lags and rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  537. Paladin [DontMe] lags and rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  538. DontMe had a Roll Streak of 2!
  539. Paladin [DontMe] lags and smacked Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag back 7 spaces with their Hammer.
  540. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag incapacitated Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] with Big Goomba Crusher!
  541. Quantum Physicist [whoree] used his Light Scroll to cast Scales of Justice. Quantum Physicist [whoree] moved forward 15 spaces. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] moved back 15 spaces.
  542. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: pls be nice ;-;
  543. Paladin [DontMe] lags and became a mysterious Enchanter.
  544. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] lags and says: Preference Anyone??
  545. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: GoT
  546. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] says: got o:
  547. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] lags and activated the Board Game Of Thrones reference event!
  548. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] lags and enchanted their Shield and made it Soulbound.
  549. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: GoT is more actual gameplay advantages
  550. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] lags and became a Targaryen!
  551. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
  552. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and stole the dragon's hoard.
  553. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] rolled 7.
  554. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and placed their Eye Of The Dragon in their Ancient Dragon Claw, engulfing it in bright blue flames! It released a burst of bright light! All other players were blinded by it! Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used the confusion to sneak 7 spaces forward!
  555. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag says: Ooo is more indirect advantages that aren't nearly as good and DW isn't fun.
  556. Jukebox: Starset - Monster
  557. Barbarian [GersonAlvat] became a wild Druid.
  558. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] became a Baratheon!
  559. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon followed the Escape Tunnel from Storm's End and went forward 5 spaces.
  560. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  561. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag received a Speed Boost from his Guardian for 2 turns.
  562. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag used his Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 55.
  563. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and's Red Dragon Egg turned Ethereal.
  564. Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag became a sexy Incubus.
  565. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] The OldFag became a Lannister!
  566. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag chose to go to the Brothel in Lannisport.
  567. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got infected with Syphilis.
  568. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and says: You made my red dragon PurPLe!!
  569. Quantum Physicist [whoree] rolled 8.
  570. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and smacked Quantum Physicist [whoree] back 9 spaces with their Hammer.
  571. Quantum Physicist [whoree]'s Lumpy Space Hiccups wore off.
  572. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag seduced Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and, who moved towards him.
  573. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and smacked Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag back 7 spaces with their Hammer.
  574. ...but they ended up on space 55 and didn't get incapacitated!
  575. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 1 space forward!
  576. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon soared 6 spaces forwards.
  577. Quantum Physicist [whoree] became a sneaky Saboteur.
  578. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] has earned
  579. [Dual Specializations]!
  580. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] became a Targaryen!
  581. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bought Volatile Oil from a merchant in the City over the Narrow Sea.
  582. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen ate his Banana Fish and ran 10 spaces forward.
  583. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] skipped a turn.
  584. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] is going to the Magic Shop!
  585. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  586. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and received a War Helmet from their Guardian.
  587. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used Hinder to knock Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon 5 spaces back!
  588. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] poured the contents of her Potion over her Flying Carpet and moved forward 9 spaces.
  589. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and impressed a hooker and went forward 16 spaces!
  590. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and smacked Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon back 9 spaces with their Hammer.
  591. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon used his Dark Scroll to cast Mark For Death on Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and, but Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and deflected the Spell!
  592. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] seduced Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag, who moved towards her.
  593. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag incapacitated Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] with Big Goomba Crusher!
  594. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag ended up on Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu]'s space and got incapacitated in a sexy way!
  595. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] got infected with Syphilis.
  596. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got infected with AIDS.
  597. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used Hinder to Disarm Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and for 1 turn!
  598. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon rolled 10.
  599. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Denied By The Devil wore off.
  600. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon stood at a crossroads.
  601. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used Hinder to set Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and on Fire!
  602. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon used The Force to knock Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and 6 spaces backward.
  603. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used Hinder to Blind Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon!
  604. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon went to the Brothel.
  605. Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon had sex with Pope John Paul The Second in the Dark Room. Sick!
  606. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag skipped a turn.
  607. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used Sabotage to freeze Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Magic Broom for 10 turns.
  608. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 3.
  609. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used his Quantum Quality and gained an Extra Turn!
  610. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: So a succubus and an incubus have sex and trade AIDS and Herpes
  611. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen took the bucket from the lolrus.
  612. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen gets another turn!
  613. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 2.
  614. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
  615. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen went to the Bank.
  616. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon let loose a savage roar!
  617. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and fled to space 67.
  618. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: do we have an equally as infected kid?
  619. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen has an account balance of 8 Rupees.
  620. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  621. A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
  622. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] skipped a turn.
  623. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  624. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and is no longer Disarmed.
  625. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and's Red Egg consumed the heat! A Red Dragonling hatched from it!
  626. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used Multiversal Flux to replace his Potion with Wizard Robes.
  627. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought a Coconut at the Jungle Shop.
  628. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought a Watermelon at the Jungle Shop.
  629. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought a Banana at the Jungle Shop.
  630. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought a Fish at the Jungle Shop.
  631. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  632. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought a Lemon at the Jungle Shop.
  633. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought some Crabs at the Jungle Shop.
  634. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon rolled 7.
  635. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used Condense Magic on their Fairy Crystal!
  636. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon admired the spinning blades of the Tunnel O' Fun!
  637. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen poured his Volatile Oil over his Blue Dragon Egg!
  638. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's Blue Egg consumed the heat! A Blue Dragonling hatched from it!
  639. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon used his Leap to jump to space 98.
  640. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Energize.
  641. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen sent his Blue Dragonling after Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon got slowed by 5 for 2 turns!
  642. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used Arcane Relocation to move Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon -3 spaces forward.
  643. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon moved into the Tunnel O' Fun and got shredded to pieces!
  644. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen clicked for Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon)
  645. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: oof
  646. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and successfully sliced their Coconut with their Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  647. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 5 + 6 = 11.
  648. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and combined their Fish with their Banana to create a Banana Fish.
  649. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon says: DUDE
  650. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's Speed Boost wore off.
  651. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and ate their Banana Fish and ran 10 spaces forward.
  652. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag has an account balance of 60 Rupees.
  653. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon says: I'll come back stronger
  654. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 5.
  655. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen gave the sad lolrus his Bucket and gained 2 Speed!
  656. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen has earned
  657. [Have A Bukkit!]!
  658. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] sacrificed her Syphilis in a Sexual Ritual and moved 10 spaces forward!
  659. *** MATHY MADNESS! ***
  660. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and says: You always revive! u won't have a problem
  661. MumuPikachu won the Mathy Madness minigame with a difference of 1 and received a cob of Corn and a Cursing Crown!
  662. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: wew
  663. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 6.
  664. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon says: almost
  665. Jukebox: Burial - Archangel
  666. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: difference of 1
  667. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] became a Lannister!
  668. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: wow.
  669. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister walked to the Bank in Lannisport.
  670. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister took out a life insurance.
  671. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  672. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon says: ooh, butial
  673. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon says: burial*
  674. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and enchanted their Ancient Dragon Claw and made it Soulbound.
  675. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and got moved back 12 spaces by some ninjas.
  676. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon got resurrected by his Guardian.
  677. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon revived and got Denied By The Devil for 2 turns.
  678. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: AMV's op
  679. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon aimed the Catapult forward.
  680. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon launched himself with the Catapult!
  681. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon landed safely on space 121 thanks to being in Crow Form.
  682. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and says: wow, u always live
  683. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen says: lol
  684. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
  685. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  686. Elaments had a Roll Streak of 2!
  687. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag stood at a crossroads.
  688. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag went to the Wild West.
  689. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag joined the Cowboys! Yeehaw!
  690. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and says: this is going to end quickly
  691. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag entered the Cowboy town.
  692. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag entered the saloon.
  693. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag had a few too many.
  694. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag had a terrible hangover after a few too many anal margaritas.
  695. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and threw their Hammer at Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon, who had to skip a turn.
  696. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and charged their Hammer with holy might.
  697. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: rip no STD
  698. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon broke free of his Skip-A-Turn!
  699. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
  700. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and smacked Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen back 27 spaces with their Holy Hammer!
  701. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen shifts spaces with Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister.
  702. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen knew the answer and received 6 Rupees.
  703. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 10.
  704. ***Gold Rush!***
  705. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag received 29 Rupees.
  706. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister received 32 Rupees.
  707. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon received 28 Rupees.
  708. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and received 41 Rupees.
  709. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen received 37 Rupees.
  710. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister entered the Magic Shop.
  711. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon loves his 41 Rupees.
  712. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  713. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag purchased a Butter Bot for 12 Rupees.
  714. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister charged her Light Wand with Remove Curse at the Magic Shop.
  715. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister charged her Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  716. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  717. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister gained 2 Mana.
  718. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Light Wand to cast Remove Curse on herself, but her own Ley Prism split and redirected the Spell!
  719. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister gained 2 Mana.
  720. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Ley Prism to remove Curses from Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon with the Remove Curse spell, but there weren't any Curses.
  721. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister gained 2 Mana.
  722. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Ley Prism to remove Curses from Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and with the Remove Curse spell, but there weren't any Curses.
  723. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from their Magic Affinity.
  724. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister gained 2 Mana.
  725. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Dark Wand to steal Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Ring Of Light with the Steal Item spell.
  726. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and received a Book: Spare Time Efficiency.
  727. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon says: DUDE
  728. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and started reading their Book: Spare Time Efficiency.
  729. Spectator GermanyForTheWin is now observing the game.
  730. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and let the lolrus keep his Bucket and moved 4 spaces forward.
  731. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon rolled 6 - 5 = 1.
  732. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon gained 5 Speed when Dragon Frost faded.
  733. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon received a Diss Card: Steal Monies.
  734. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon used the Time Machine...
  735. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  736. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon filled his Bucket with water from the well in the Middle Ages.
  737. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  738. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag received a Speed Boost from his Guardian for 2 turns.
  739. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's Brawler's Brew wore off.
  740. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon soared 4 spaces forwards.
  741. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag received a Diss Card: Steal Monies.
  742. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought three lines of Cocaine from the Shady Dealer.
  743. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Syringe from the Shady Dealer.
  744. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used their Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from themself! (Enchant, Condense Magic, Holy Hammer, Divine Blessing, Hammer Of Justice and Arcane Relocation)
  745. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from their Magic Affinity.
  746. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  747. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag is gonna use his Diss Card: Steal Monies.
  748. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used their Divine Blessing on Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister, removed her AIDS and gained Empowered Dice!
  749. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon is gonna use his Diss Card: Steal Monies.
  750. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and removed the Ethereal enchantment from their Red Dragonling.
  751. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen received a Light Scroll: Wealth.
  752. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and sent their Red Dragonling after Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon got set on fire!
  753. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen moved forward 12 spaces.
  754. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and banged their Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 7 spaces.
  755. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  756. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used Condense Magic on their Dark Wand and created a Night Crystal!
  757. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon threw the water from his Bucket to space 127.
  758. *Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon got drenched in water and is no longer on fire!
  759. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and socketed their Ordinary Necklace with a Night Crystal and created an Amethyst Necklace!
  760. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 2.
  761. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and equipped their Amethyst Necklace.
  762. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister is going to the Medieval Market!
  763. Jukebox: Cave Story 3D - Wind Fortress
  764. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister received a Relic.
  765. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
  766. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a pair of Boots at the Medieval Market.
  767. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
  768. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Fishing Pole at the Medieval Market.
  769. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Skinning Knife at the Medieval Market.
  770. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen is going to the Bank!
  771. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and threw their Holy Hammer at Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon, who became incapacitated.
  772. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and charged their Hammer with holy might.
  773. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag didn't have enough money to purchase a Wooden Stake.
  774. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 8 + 5 = 13.
  775. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used Arcane Relocation to move themself 4 spaces forward.
  776. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag loves his Rupee.
  777. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 7 + 5 = 12.
  778. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and received a Fairy Crystal from their Guardian.
  779. DontMe had a Roll Streak of 2!
  780. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and placed their Eye Of The Dragon in their Ancient Dragon Claw, engulfing it in bright blue flames! It released a burst of bright light! All other players were blinded by it! Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used the confusion to sneak 7 spaces forward!
  781. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and read a book and learned the Spare Time Efficiency feat.
  782. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon skipped a turn.
  783. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Denied By The Devil wore off.
  784. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 11 + 5 = 16.
  785. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Diss Card: Steal Monies on Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and and stole 9 Rupees.
  786. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and is going to the Future Shop!
  787. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag purchased a Wooden Stake for 8 Rupees.
  788. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  789. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon shapeshifted into Snake Form and moved 1 space forward!
  790. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag injected himself with his Syringe's fluid and gained an Extra Turn, a Spell Shield for 12 turns and Chlamydia.
  791. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon failed to bite Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and. Target was too far away.
  792. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  793. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used his Light Scroll to cast Wealth. Everyone received 21 Rupees! Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen received 43 Rupees!
  794. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen has an account balance of 68 Rupees.
  795. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  796. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
  797. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister went to the Wild West.
  798. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister joined the Cowboys! Yeehaw!
  799. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister entered the Cowboy town.
  800. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Potion at the Cowboy Shop.
  801. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Lasso at the Cowboy Shop.
  802. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Bucket at the Cowboy Shop.
  803. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen tried to Freeze Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Wildcard: Shops but it was Frostproof.
  804. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Gun at the Cowboy Shop.
  805. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister milked her Cow and received a Glass Of Milk.
  806. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen sent his Blue Dragonling after Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and got slowed by 5 for 2 turns!
  807. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 8.
  808. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and's Speed Boost wore off.
  809. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and's Hammer lost the Holy Hammer effect.
  810. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought a Teleporter at the Future Shop.
  811. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
  812. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought a Personal Forcefield at the Future Shop.
  813. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought a Betazoid Conductor at the Future Shop.
  814. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
  815. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and is gonna use their Improbability Device.
  816. Teleportation device locked on target.
  817. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and knocked all their enemies 4 spaces back with their Space Capacitator.
  818. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and knocked all their enemies 3 spaces back with their Space Capacitator.
  819. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and knocked all their enemies 3 spaces back with their Space Capacitator.
  820. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and overcharged their Space Capacitator and got knocked back 22 spaces.
  821. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and teleported to space 146.
  822. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon rolled 10.
  823. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon used his Diss Card: Steal Monies on Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and and stole 12 Rupees.
  824. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 6 + 5 = 11.
  825. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 7 + 5 = 12.
  826. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's Speed Boost wore off.
  827. Elaments had a Roll Streak of 2!
  828. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
  829. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Lightning Rod at the Engineering Shop.
  830. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Spanner at the Engineering Shop.
  831. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a pair of Night Vision Goggles at the Engineering Shop.
  832. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag gets another turn!
  833. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  834. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag earned 117 Rupees from the Bank.
  835. Jukebox: Yura Hatsuki & Konori - Saihate no Tsuki
  836. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag relaxed at the Asian Pond at the Ninja Temple.
  837. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag filled his Bucket with water at the Asian Pond.
  838. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag fished in the Asian Pond and caught a Fish.
  839. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's Butter Bot made the Fish Delicious!
  840. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister prayed to her Relic to find a church.
  841. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  842. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen has become more agile and gains 1 Speed.
  843. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  844. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  845. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister aimed a gun at Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and.
  846. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag ate his Fish and went forward 7 spaces.
  847. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 132.
  848. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Light Wand turned Ethereal.
  849. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon couldn't stop touching his Hammer.
  850. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and's Man Mode has ended.
  851. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and ran 0 spaces...
  852. ...got hit and killed by Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister.
  853. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and gained 5 Speed when Dragon Frost faded.
  854. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag struck fear into his enemies' hearts!
  855. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon ran away 5 spaces.
  856. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  857. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon rolled 2.
  858. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon received a Lovely Crystal from his Guardian.
  859. A pig fell on Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's helmetty head! Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon received Bacon.
  860. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon has earned
  861. [Baratheon's Revenge]!
  862. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  863. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's Mojo wore off.
  864. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag received a Happy Crystal from his Guardian.
  865. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag answered wrong, but already had AIDS.
  866. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 3 + 3 = 6.
  867. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon used his Leap to jump to space 134.
  868. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 1 space forward!
  869. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon soared 6 spaces forwards.
  870. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bought a Fish at the Jungle Shop.
  871. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's Butter Bot made the Fish Delicious!
  872. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bought a Banana at the Jungle Shop.
  873. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's Butter Bot made the Banana Delicious!
  874. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag seduced Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon, who moved towards him.
  875. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon ended up on Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's space and got incapacitated in a sexy way!
  876. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon got infected with Chlamydia.
  877. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon got infected with AIDS.
  878. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon got infected with Syphilis.
  879. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag has earned
  880. [Gotta Share 'Em All]!
  881. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bought a Lemon at the Jungle Shop.
  882. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's Butter Bot made the Lemon Delicious!
  883. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bought a Watermelon at the Jungle Shop.
  884. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's Butter Bot made the Watermelon Delicious!
  885. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bought some Weed at the Jungle Shop.
  886. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bought some Crabs at the Jungle Shop.
  887. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag pierced Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's heart with his Wooden Stake.
  888. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon died and lost all diseases (Syphilis, Chlamydia and AIDS).
  889. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
  890. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon is experiencing lag.
  891. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag smacked Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon back 6 spaces with his Hammer.
  892. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought Holy Water at the Church.
  893. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen combined his Fish with his Banana to create a Banana Fish.
  894. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's Butter Bot made the Banana Fish Delicious!
  895. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen ate his Banana Fish and ran 14 spaces forward.
  896. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and is still dead. (Revival next turn!)
  897. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  898. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  899. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used the Time Machine...
  900. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  901. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag fished in the well in the Middle Ages and caught a Fish.
  902. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's Butter Bot made the Fish Delicious!
  903. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used Multiversal Flux to replace his Weed with a Bucket.
  904. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Skinning Knife at the Medieval Market.
  905. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
  906. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Parachute at the Medieval Market.
  907. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
  908. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Sword at the Medieval Market.
  909. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen started tinkering with his Bucket and his Crabs.
  910. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought an Iron Helmet at the Medieval Market.
  911. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
  912. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen tinkered with his items to create a Space Capacitator!
  913. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  914. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  915. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 2 + 3 = 5.
  916. whoree had a Roll Streak of 2!
  917. ***Auction Time!***
  918. The player who places the highest secret bid wins!
  919. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag slaughtered his Cow and made a Sausage!
  920. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen earned 132 Rupees from the Bank.
  921. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen has earned
  922. [Rich Bastard]!
  923. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon has placed a bid!
  924. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag has placed a bid!
  925. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and has placed a bid!
  926. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen has placed a bid!
  927. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen channeled his chi and gained 1 Speed.
  928. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister poured the contents of her Potion over her Flying Carpet and moved forward 8 spaces.
  929. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
  930. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used the Time Machine...
  931. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  932. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister fished in the well in the Middle Ages and caught a Fish.
  933. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister filled her Bucket with water from the well in the Middle Ages.
  934. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and got resurrected by their Guardian.
  935. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: So like who has bacon?
  936. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister sacrificed her Cow in a Sexual Ritual and gained Herpes and an Ethereal Gem!
  937. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: again.
  938. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and received a Combustible Lemon.
  939. Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and became an Overlord by using their Improbability Device!
  940. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister poured the contents of her Bucket Of Water over her Flying Carpet and moved forward 7 spaces.
  941. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: o shit.
  942. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon peacefully rots away. (Revival next turn!)
  943. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and says: i'm gonna die
  944. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag is going to the Magic Shop!
  945. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
  946. Jukebox: PAYDAY The Heist Soundtrack - Gun Metal Grey First World Bank
  947. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag entered the Magic Shop.
  948. GermanyForTheWin has left the game.
  949. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  950. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  951. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and enchanted their Two Halves Of Coconut and made them Soulbound.
  952. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag charged his Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  953. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag charged his Light Wand with Guardian at the Magic Shop.
  954. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Light Wand to cast Guardian on himself, but his own Lightning Rod nullified the Spell!
  955. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: o shit rip forgot about that.
  956. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and says: lol
  957. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 7 + 4 = 11.
  958. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and sent their Red Dragonling after Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got set on fire!
  959. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen shifts spaces with Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and.
  960. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
  961. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen went to the Magic Shop.
  962. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen entered the Magic Shop.
  963. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  964. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  965. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Dark Wand to steal Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Quest Gem: Gem Elixir with the Steal Item spell.
  966. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen charged his Dark Wand with Slow at the Magic Shop.
  967. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag traded his Iron Helmet for Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Light Wand.
  968. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen charged his Light Wand with Defensive Barrier at the Magic Shop.
  969. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon says: Are you graverobbing again?
  970. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  971. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon won the Auction and received a Creeping Fungus and a Peridot Necklace as well as Curse Of Cold!
  972. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: again? Nonsense.
  973. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: This is the first time.
  974. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  975. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  976. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  977. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 3 spaces.
  978. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used his Light Wand to cast Defensive Barrier on himself.
  979. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  980. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and says: :D
  981. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister seduced Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag, who moved 8 spaces towards her.
  982. MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 2!
  983. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister chose to go to the Brothel in Lannisport.
  984. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister impressed a gigolo and went forward 16 spaces!
  985. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  986. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used his Dark Wand to cast Slow on Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag, but Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  987. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  988. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag threw the water from his Bucket to space 159.
  989. *Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got drenched in water and is no longer on fire!
  990. *Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen got drenched in water.
  991. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and stood at a crossroads.
  992. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used his Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  993. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and went to the Bank.
  994. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and took out a life insurance.
  995. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and says: i can feel someone'll kill me
  996. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon rejoined the living!
  997. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon revived and got Denied By The Devil for 2 turns.
  998. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon stood at a crossroads.
  999. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon went to the Ninja Temple.
  1000. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon has become more agile and gains 1 Speed.
  1001. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  1002. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and banged their Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 4 spaces.
  1003. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen sent his Blue Dragonling after Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got slowed by 5 for 2 turns!
  1004. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon ate his Bacon and moved forward 3 spaces!
  1005. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag received a Combustible Lemon.
  1006. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag threw his Combustible Lemon to space 155.
  1007. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and got hit but was immune to fire!
  1008. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen got hit and is now on fire!
  1009. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag entered the Magic Shop.
  1010. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon shapeshifted into Snake Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1011. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used Multiversal Flux to replace his Dark Wand with Wizard Robes.
  1012. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen ate his Lemon and ran 6 spaces forward.
  1013. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen ate his Watermelon, ran 6 spaces forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
  1014. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  1015. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon bit Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister, who became poisoned.
  1016. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister got infected with Slow Poison for 2 turns with -2 speed.
  1017. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen knocked all his enemies 3 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  1018. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen knocked all his enemies 3 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  1019. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon smacked Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister back 9 spaces with his Hammer.
  1020. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  1021. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag charged his Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  1022. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag! Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got knocked back 1 space.
  1023. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag! Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got knocked back 1 space.
  1024. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen drank the cocos milk from his Coconut and moved 4 spaces forward.
  1025. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag charged his Light Wand with Speed Boost at the Magic Shop.
  1026. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon cast Nature's Swiftness to reset the cooldowns of his Druid skills.
  1027. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rolled 8 + 4 = 12.
  1028. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Dark Wand to steal Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Magic Broom with the Steal Item spell.
  1029. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  1030. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's Wizard Robes burned in the Fire.
  1031. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1032. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon soared 5 spaces forwards.
  1033. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen used his Quantum Quality and gained a Spell Shield for 12 turns!
  1034. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used Arcane Relocation to move Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen 6 spaces backward.
  1035. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
  1036. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon used his Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  1037. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen calmed down the dragon.
  1038. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen bored the dragon with a lame story.
  1039. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
  1040. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag sacrificed his Chlamydia in a Sexual Ritual and moved 10 spaces forward!
  1041. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister combined her Lasso and her Mining Pick to make a Hookshot.
  1042. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag! Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got knocked back 2 spaces.
  1043. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon and moved to space 136.
  1044. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag! Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got knocked back 1 space.
  1045. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
  1046. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag ate his Chocolate Bar and moved forward 8 spaces.
  1047. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen got jealous and moved 2 spaces towards Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag.
  1048. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag pierced Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's chest with his Sword.
  1049. Jukebox: Big Bang - Wonderful
  1050. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: NO
  1051. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister received a Sword.
  1052. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister put a Potion in her inventory.
  1053. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag smacked Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen back 8 spaces with his Hammer.
  1054. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
  1055. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and whacked the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
  1056. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister drank her Coffee and gained Caffeine Rush!
  1057. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister poured the contents of her Potion over her Flying Carpet and moved forward 7 spaces.
  1058. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone an Albino Bunny.
  1059. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and and moved to space 157.
  1060. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and smacked Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister back 9 spaces with their Hammer.
  1061. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag petted his Albino Bunny and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn.
  1062. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon petted his Albino Bunny and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn.
  1063. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon rolled 8 + 5 = 13.
  1064. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Denied By The Devil got removed by his Guardian.
  1065. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Guardian disappeared.
  1066. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Hammer got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1067. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Speed Boost wore off.
  1068. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon.
  1069. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon received a Dark Scroll: Arcane Explosion.
  1070. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and threw their Combustible Lemon to space 158.
  1071. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and got hit but was immune to fire!
  1072. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen got hit and is now on fire!
  1073. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister got hit and is now on fire!
  1074. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon got hit and is now on fire!
  1075. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon used his Dark Scroll to cast Arcane Explosion!
  1076. - Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and got knocked to space 168.
  1077. - Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister got knocked to space 166.
  1078. - Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's corpse got knocked to space 172.
  1079. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon has earned
  1080. [Arcane Knockback]!
  1081. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Light Wand to cast +4 Speed Boost on himself, increasing Speed by 4 for 2 turns.
  1082. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister petted her Albino Bunny and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn.
  1083. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon followed the Escape Tunnel from Storm's End and went forward 5 spaces.
  1084. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 7.
  1085. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag happily threw his Bucket into the air.
  1086. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag chose to go to the Brothel in Lannisport.
  1087. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Candy Cane and ran forward 6 spaces.
  1088. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag got infected with Gonorrhea.
  1089. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister struck fear into her enemies' hearts!
  1090. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and ran away 6 spaces.
  1091. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag ran away 7 spaces.
  1092. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag struck fear into his enemies' hearts!
  1093. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's Albino Bunny burned in the Fire.
  1094. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen's Blue Dragonling came of age and flew away.
  1095. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag and moved to space 183.
  1096. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag.
  1097. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  1098. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  1099. A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
  1100. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  1101. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister gained 2 Mana.
  1102. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
  1103. ***The bear is on the loose!***
  1104. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  1105. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Albino Bunny burned in the Fire.
  1106. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Speed Boost wore off.
  1107. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister entered the Cowboy town.
  1108. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag charged his Light Wand with Scales Of Justice!
  1109. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Potion at the Cowboy Shop.
  1110. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  1111. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Spanner to repair his Sword.
  1112. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and decided it better to leave the nice ninjas alone.
  1113. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  1114. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used their Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  1115. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Bucket got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1116. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  1117. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Albino Bunny burned in the Fire.
  1118. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister poured the contents of her Potion over her Flying Carpet and moved forward 9 spaces.
  1119. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon bought three lines of Cocaine from the Shady Dealer.
  1120. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and enchanted their Watermelon and made it Delicious.
  1121. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag rolled 9.
  1122. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's Dragon Frost got removed by his Guardian.
  1123. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag gained 5 Speed when Dragon Frost faded.
  1124. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag's Guardian disappeared.
  1125. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  1126. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag stood at a crossroads.
  1127. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag went to the Magic Shop.
  1128. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and threw their Hammer at Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister, who had to skip a turn.
  1129. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag entered the Magic Shop.
  1130. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and charged their Hammer with holy might.
  1131. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon shapeshifted into Wolf Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1132. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used Condense Magic on their Fairy Crystal!
  1133. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon growled at Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen, who was dead.
  1134. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Energize.
  1135. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Corn and moved forward 5 spaces.
  1136. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag charged his Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  1137. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used their Divine Blessing on Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister, removed her Herpes and gained Empowered Dice!
  1138. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister drank a Mana Potion, gained 10 Mana and decreased all her skill cooldowns by 1.
  1139. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Light Wand to cast Scales of Justice. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon moved forward 15 spaces. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister moved back 15 spaces.
  1140. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister combined her Boots with her Dragonskin to create Dragon Boots.
  1141. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Dragon Boots to charge forward to space 215.
  1142. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used their Personal Forcefield to gain a fully charged Forcefield!
  1143. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag charged his Light Wand with Speed Boost at the Magic Shop.
  1144. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward.
  1145. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward.
  1146. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and placed their Eye Of The Dragon in their Ancient Dragon Claw, engulfing it in bright blue flames! It released a burst of bright light! All other players were blinded by it! Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and used the confusion to sneak 9 spaces forward!
  1147. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
  1148. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag used his Dark Wand to steal Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon's Hammer with the Steal Item spell.
  1149. *** BOUNCING BALLOONS! ***
  1150. Elaments scored 44 points, won the Bouncing Balloons minigame and received an Unidentified Loot Crate and a Diss Card: Ensnare!
  1151. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag has earned
  1152. [Bouncing Balloons Winner]!
  1153. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1154. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward.
  1155. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1156. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1157. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1158. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1159. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister won the game!
  1160. Succubus Sorceress [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: gg
  1161. Saboteur Quantum Physicist [whoree] Targaryen says: O.O
  1162. Incubus Macho Merchant [Elaments] Lannister The OldFag says: whoa that happened quick
  1163. Overlord Enchanter Paladin [DontMe] Targaryen lags and says: lol gg
  1164. whoree has left the game!
  1165. Sick Druid Barbarian [GersonAlvat] Baratheon says: gg
  1166. DontMe has left the game!
  1167. *** AFTER PARTY! ***
  1168. You can now use items and skills, even if you are dead, incapacitated or disarmed!
  1169.  
  1170. MumuPikachu won!
  1171.  
  1172. MumuPikachu: 'Lagtest'
  1173.  
  1174. Name Kills Deaths Suicides Space
  1175. MumuPikachu 1 1 0 261
  1176. Elaments 2 0 0 193
  1177. GersonAlvat 0 4 0 187
  1178. DontMe 1 2 0 185
  1179. whoree 2 1 0 172
  1180.  
  1181. Game Time: 44:25
  1182.  
  1183. After Party
  1184.  
  1185. MumuPikachu is not to be trifled with!
  1186. The fail was strong in Elaments.
  1187. GersonAlvat is a loser and everyone knows it.
  1188. What the hell was DontMe even doing this game? Besides sucking, that is.
  1189. whoree is a dead loser.
  1190.  
  1191. Create Game! ---- Go back to the lobby!
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