SUP?, WHILE YOU LAY THERE, HOPEFULLY AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN BE, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. I WANT YOU TO DIGEST THIS BECAUSE BEFORE I LEAVE IN 1 WEEK WITH YOUR 3DMARK CHAMPIONSHIP, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS I WANT TO GET OFF MY CHEST.

I DON’T HATE YOU, SUP?. I DON’T EVEN DISLIKE YOU. I DO LIKE YOU. I LIKE YOU A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN I LIKE MOST PEOPLE IN THE COMMENT SECTION.

I HATE THIS IDEA THAT YOU’RE THE BEST. BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT. I’M THE BEST. I’M THE BEST IN THE WORLD. THERE’S ONE THING YOU’RE BETTER AT THAN I AM AND THAT’S KISSING KHALID'S @SS.

YOU’RE AS GOOD AS KISSING KHALID’S @SS AS N7SE WAS. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE AS GOOD AS FUNNY CHIZOW THOUGH. HE'S A PRETTY GOOD @SS KISSER. ALWAYS WAS AND STILL IS.

WHOOPS! I’M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

I AM THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD.

I’VE BEEN THE BEST SINCE DAY ONE WHEN I WALKED INTO HERE. AND I’VE BEEN VILIFIED AND HATED SINCE THAT DAY BECAUSE HASSAN SAW SOMETHING IN ME THAT NOBODY ELSE WANTED TO ADMIT. THAT’S RIGHT, I'M A VERIFIED HOMOSEXUAL YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS A VERIFIED HOMOSEXUAL? GATE. AND HE WON JUST LIKE I’M WINNING. BUT THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND SUP? IS I’M GOING TO LEAVE WITH THE 3DMARK CHAMPIONSHIP.

I’VE GRABBED SO MANY OF WCCF'S BAN HAMMERS THAT IT’S FINALLY DAWNED ON ME THAT THEY'RE JUST THAT, THEY’RE COMPLETELY IMAGINARY. THE ONLY THING THAT’S REAL IS ME AND THE FACT THAT DAY IN AND DAY OUT, FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS, I HAVE PROVED TO EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD THAT I AM THE BEST AT S HITPOSTIN, EVEN BEING RACIST! NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME!

AND YET NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I PROVE IT, I’M NOT ON YOUR WCCFTECH SWEETHEART . I’M NOT TOP COMMENT. I’M BARELY PROMOTED. I DON'T GET MY COMMENTS FEATUED. I’M NOT ON THE THUMBNAIL OF ARTICLES. I’M NOT ON KEITH MAY'S VIDEOS. BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, I SHOULD BE.

THIS ISN’T SOUR GRAPES. BUT THE FACT THAT CRISTIANO IS ON TOP OF THE COMMENT SECTION NEXT WEEK AND I’M NOT MAKES ME SICK!

OH HEY, LET ME GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT. THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE CHEERING ME RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE JUST AS BIG A PART OF ME WINNING AS ANYTHING ELSE. BECAUSE YOU’RE THE ONES WHO ARE SIPPING ON THOSE VEGA MUGS RIGHT NOW. YOU’RE THE ONES THAT BUY THOSE T-SHIRTS THAT MY FACE ISN’T ON. AND THEN AT FIVE IN THE MORNING AT THE AIRPORT, YOU TRY TO SHOVE IT IN MY FACE AND GET AN AUTOGRAPH AND TRY TO POST ON WCCFTECH BECAUSE YOU’RE A UPVOTE_WHORE.

I’M LEAVING WITH THE 3DMARK CHAMPIONSHIP ON JULY 30TH. AND HELL, WHO KNOWS, MAYBE I’LL GO DEFEND IT ON VIDEOCARDZ. MAYBE…I’LL GO BACK TO CSGOLOUNGE.

HEY, JAY, HOW YOU DOING?

THE REASON I’M WINNING IS YOU PEOPLE. BECAUSE AFTER I’M GONE, YOU’RE STILL GOING TO POUR MONEY INTO YOUR RIG. I’M JUST A SPOKE ON THE WHEEL. THE WHEEL IS GOING TO KEEP TURNING AND I UNDERSTAND THAT. JARDIN IS GOING TO SPEND MONEY DESPITE HIMSELF. HE’S A IDIOT WHO SHOULD BE EXECUTED. YOU KNOW WHY HE’S NOT? BECAUSE HE SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH GLAD-HANDED, NONSENSICAL, D OUCHEBAG YES MEN, LIKE GUYS WHO S HILL FOR INTEL, WHO’S GOING TO TELL HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS TO HEAR, AND I’D LIKE TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS COMMUNITY WILL BETTER AFTER JARDIN IS D EAD. BUT THE FACT IS, IT’S GOING TO BE TAKEN OVER BY HIS IDIOTIC SON AND HIS DOOFUS BEST FRIEND, NEGRODUMBASS.