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Apr 26th, 2018
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  1. Why "Africa" by Toto is problematic:
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  3. I hear the drums echoing tonight <--- Oh great start (for a nazi!), now all Africans are drummers? RACIST!
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  5. But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation <-- A WOMAN'S VOICE IS NOT A WHISPER, IT IS A ROAR! GRRRL POWER!
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  7. She's coming in, 12:30 flight <---- As usual, cis white MALE pilots oppressing women with strange flight schedules!
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  9. The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation <--- Why fly? Why not walk amongst PoC? RACIST!
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  11. I stopped an old man along the way <--- Ageist! And why choose a man!? Why not humbly walk behind a woman?
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  13. Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies <--- For forgotten words, you just have to ask any woman.
  14. And of course you miss music from a more racist era!!!
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  16. He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you" <--- "Hurry PERSON"... ffs that gendered language!!!
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  18. It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you <--- Fuckin' white scum! Stop clinging to stolen lands!!!!
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  20. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do <---- ONE womyn could do TWICE as much!!!!!
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  22. I bless the rains down in Africa <--- AFRICA'S RAINS DON'T NEED YOUR CHRISTIAN IMPERIALIST BLESSING!!
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  24. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had <--- Time you have thanks to enslaving PoC! White scum!!!
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  26. The wild dogs cry out in the night <--- ... for their brothers enslaved for millennia since the WHITE caveMEN appeared!!
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  28. As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company <--- Even wild dogs know that we must integrate! Amazing!
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  30. I know that I must do what's right <--- Alt-right!
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  32. As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti <--- OLYMPUS!? WHITE-WASHING!
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  34. I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become <--- GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!
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  36. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you <--- Still clinging to power, CIS WHITE SCUM!
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  38. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do <--- Yes there is: Give all your money to women then DIE!
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  40. I bless the rains down in Africa <--- They curse you! REEEEEEEE! I'll cast a hex on you and Drumpf!
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  42. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had <--- You mean STEAL some time from oppressed womyn and PoC!
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  44. Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you <--- No, she is waiting for you to stop oppressing her and LEAVE!
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  46. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you <--- You should be dragged by a speeding truck! NAZI!
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  48. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do <--- They've done enough damage as it is!
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  50. I bless the rains down in Africa
  51. I bless the rains down in Africa
  52. (I bless the rain)
  53. I bless the rains down in Africa
  54. (I bless the rain)
  55. I bless the rains down in Africa
  56. I bless the rains down in Africa
  57. (Ah, gonna take the time) <--- STOP PRETENDING THAT THERE IS A GOD TELLING YOU TO COLONIALIZE!!!
  58. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had <--- You have it all, you have white privilege! OMG .. I can't even..
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