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Jul 30th, 2014
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  1. JadeN17: You will have a hard time finding somewhere to park
  2. KirsiKat: Fugger.
  3. JadeN17: So I Just walk to work
  4. Undermyoath: Just walk you lazy shit
  5. KirsiKat: ....What if I use a handicap sticker from my father in law?
  6. KirsiKat: >.>
  7. KirsiKat: I mean. No one will know. I'm fat enough.
  8. KirsiKat: I can totally just say it's for me. Or for my black husband. He's handicapped because he's black
  9. KirsiKat: So black
  10. JadeN17: But don't say that about us blacks ok?
  11. KirsiKat: But it's..It's fun.
  12. KirsiKat: And he laughs.
  13. JadeN17: Odd
  14. KirsiKat: ...**** man, he laughs at slavery jokes.
  15. JadeN17: :!
  16. JadeN17: ...................................................
  17. JadeN17: Not cool
  18. KirsiKat: One of the first lines I used on him when we started dating was "Hey baby. Wanna come pick my cotton?". He said yes. We got drinks.
  19. KirsiKat: It was adorable.
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