demon anon 5

>you are the purplest pony princess
>and this demon irritates you
>with her unsettling knowledge of everything
>with her what you assume is an 'offer to help' that assuredly has an ulterior motive
>and how long she can keep you staring at her when she isn't looking
>it must be some sort of dark magic you can't detect
>of course! that's the only logical explanation.
>definitely not because you love looking at her
>oh shoot!
>you just realized you've been staring at her the whole time and she's been looking at you
w...what?
>"so do you want my help or not?"
there's...got to be some sort of trick you're trying to pull. you're gonna try and take advantage or something!
>"i promise i won't.~"
i don't believe you! your facade is likable enough, but i still don't trust you!
>"why not? you trusted me enough to sign a contract with me you silly filly."
no! no, i don't want your help with it!
>"i'm not planning on doing anything other than helping you. cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye~"
how did you kn-...oh wait. spike just did it. you don't really know what you just did, do you?
>she puts her face uncomfortably close to yours
>which causes your forehead to break out into a little bit of a sweat
>"breaking a friends promise is the fastest way to lose a friend~"
>she looks around as if looking for something
>"huh. seems she didn't take the bait."
that sounded familia-
>wait.
>HOLD ON
>THAT'S WHAT PINKIE TOLD YOU WHEN SHE TAUGHT YOU THE IMPORTANCE OF PROMISES
YOU ARE TELLING ME RIGHT NOW HOW YOU KNOW ALL THESE THINGS
>"mmmmm...even if i told you, you wouldn't believe me. so no.~"
>she licks your nose with her warm and abnormally slimy tongue which causes you to scrunch and recoil
i don't care. tell me now!
>"so do you accept my offer to help you, or not? the offer isn't going to be open forever."
stop trying to divert the topic! tell me how you know! i demand you tell me!
>"i'll take that as a no thank you"
>this demon IS REALLY irritates you