Data Analyst Rhapsody

Is this the real site?
Is this just marketing?
Caught in a lightbox,
no escape from these ads you see
Open your eyes, look through your his-tor-y

I'm just a cookie,
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
clear your cache, stem the flow
Anywhere your data goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

GTM, just tracked a man
took an action on my site,
trigger fired to my delight!
GTM! stalk-ings just begun
Can’t wait for them to see re-marketing!

GTM! OO-OOO-OO
No-match-regEx exceptions make me cry
Your triple negatives confuse me to the core
Trigger on, Trigger off, roll back the workspace til it fires

Too late - that data's gone
Set the trigger for a tag,
but conditions can’t be met!
Debug every time! - that’s what i was told
But my sloppy QA let data fade away!

DATA OO-OOO-OO,
I don’t want to spy
But do people use feat-ures on this site at all?

Carry on, carry on coz only data matters...

Im just a cookie nobody loves me

HE'S JUST A COOKIE FROM A 3RD PARTY
SHARING YOUR DATA, WITH PUBLISHERS YOU SEE?

Easy come, easy go will you opt-in to marketing?
GOOD GRACIOUS NO! I won’t opt in no (Please opt in!)
GOOD GRACIOUS NO! I won’t opt in no (Please opt in!)
Will not opt in no
Will not opt in no
Will not opt in noooo
No, No, No, No, No, No NO!

OH G-D-P-R, G-D-P-R, G-D-P-R let me know
WHAT COMP-ANIES WANT TO SPAM ME TIL I CRACK
TODAY?
TODAY?
TO-DAY!!!!

(Guitar solo)

So you think if you clear me i no longer pry?
So you think if you clear me the data will die?

Oh baby, your digital footprint baby
Just gotta shout, GDPR out, Make that cache clear

(Piano)

Anywhere my data goes


© James Hassan, 25/05/18 (and a bit of Freddie Mercury…)