Oneshot: Don't imagine this happening.

>Anon's House, 3:47 a.m.

>You are Fluttershy
>And right now, you are carefully preparing a surprise for Anon
>You couldn't help it;  Every time you saw him you just felt like you wanted to make him happy
>And your mother always told you that stallions were only interested in sex, so you were always on the lookout for some fun new sex trick for him
>By the way he would yell at you and tell you to go away, it always seemed that he didn't like your attention
>But, you're a pretty mare, and you're really nice, and everyone likes you, so that can't be right
>You figure it's just how humans show affection
>Recently, though, you've been beginning to run out of fun things to try with Anon
>He seemed to be relieved by this, but you knew deep down he was disappointed
>Even though you felt naughty doing so, you started watching him all hours of the day to see if he would drop a subtle hint to someone as to what his favorite fetish might be
>And yesterday, you discovered something incredible
>While shopping, Anon asked Applejack where a good place to buy chainsaw oil would be
>He said his bar was getting dry, and he needed to 'lube it up good'
>Excitedly, you flew home and looked up what that could mean
>And your ponynet search only turned up one result, so that had to be it!
>In the present time, Anon is snoring away happily with his butt in the air as you generously lube up the last bead and carefully insert it into him
>You're so excited!
>You just know he's going to love this!
>Gently, you put a hoof on his hot monkey ass and nudge him awake
>You don't want to freak him out, after all
>"Huh?  Wha-?"
>He seems surprised at being woken up, but you know it'll be worth it when he gets his present
>You grab the string of anal beads you've worked into him and ask in your most seductive voice:
Is an Oily Chainsaw your fetish, Anon?

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