WHAT

"Tested takes easily and quickly to anything which provides stimulation. Preoccupied with things of an intensely exciting nature, whether erotically stimulating or otherwise. Wants to be regarded as an exciting and interesting personality with an altogether charming and impressive influence on others. Uses tactics cleverly so as to avoid endangering his chances of success or undermining others confidence in himself.

Easily affected by his environment and readily moved by emotions of others. Seeks congenial relationships and an occupation which will promote them.

Feels that he cannot do much about his existing problems and difficulties and that he must make the best of things as they are. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.

Pronounced susceptibility to outside stimulin. Wants to overcome a feeling of emptiness and to bridge the gap which he feels separates him from others. Anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to explore all its possibilities and to live it to the full. He therefore resents any restriction or limitation being imposed on him and insists on being free and unhampered. Expectant self- determinism.

Seeks to avoid criticism and to prevent restriction of his freedom to act, and to decide for himself by the exercise of great personal charm in his dealings with others."

... what?
I'm sorry, what the actual fuck?
Ok, context here. I saw an app on the Google Play store that claimed all you had to do was pick what colour was the most appealing to you from 8 colours, then they remove it, ask you again and do it until they're all gone. I did that twice, like I was asked. Then I got that.
I'm not entirely sure a block of text has ever come close to describing me then that one. Fuck, it has things written on it I've never talked to anyone about.
HOW
(The app itself is Luscher Test on the Google play store)
I thought it was one of those "generic pieces that work for everyone", but I can't see it.
Please, download it and tell me if you get close results.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to just have a minor extensional crisis.
-Clowitty