Comments from Paranautical Activity devs

What was that I heard about some fight on here with you guys?
2:05 PM
we're working on our game. I just admire and hope to follow Traver (;)) and his teams foot steps
2:05 PM
ahhahahahhahaha
eff u jester
2:05 PM
ohohohohohh
2:05 PM
that was a joke travis ;P
2:05 PM
LOL
2:05 PM
Lunick
2:05 PM
lul
2:06 PM
we didnt fight
2:06 PM
They had a catfight.
2:06 PM
we just told someone they didnt have a clue
where did you hear this?
2:06 PM
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/sh...
2:06 PM
no wait
so travis u aint no trollin us?
2:07 PM
ill post a good compliment
2:07 PM
hahahaha
2:07 PM
omg travis and mike :O
u guys are so outgoing lol
first devs that dont sound like devs
2:07 PM
thats funaaaa
2:07 PM
Yeah, until you're locked in their basement.
2:07 PM
HAHhaaHHA
lol
2:07 PM
that thread made my day
2:07 PM
so pedof
2:08 PM
omG
soo ahppy
hahahaha
2:08 PM
pedophile
bad bad
2:08 PM
its too bad that wasnt the way it went
2:08 PM
travis wanna hear my reaction after i saw the game trailer of ur game?
2:08 PM
man, when you only get the losing side of the story, the winners gonna look like an ***
2:08 PM
Jizzed myself
game looks fun
2:08 PM
game is fun
FTFY
2:09 PM
I like how that summary doesn't mention what the guy who complained said
2:09 PM
good to see we're getting some hate
thats always a sign of success
2:09 PM
lul
2:09 PM
I measure success by the amount of people who hate you
just syaing
2:09 PM
hatred is a sign of jealousy nuff said
2:09 PM
we really arent that bad
but if you talk ****
we gonna spit it back at you
2:09 PM
please lemme talk crap
2:09 PM
I've noticed that gamers want devs to be overly humble introverts who cater directly to them
2:09 PM
You can have my hate. I am an endless well of malicous hate. Hate at your disposal 27/7. I take cash and credit card
2:09 PM
over 5000 on the first day. is that a record?
2:10 PM
:(
2:10 PM
Well I would like to see an honest response to that otherwise that hate will grow :P
2:10 PM
i hate u 2 devs 24/7/365
sometimes 364
2:10 PM
true, and i personally dont give a ****, must be the metal singer in me
2:10 PM
lunar years
2:10 PM
ye, people dont understand that we are human beings
2:10 PM
I(f you are cool, and real, we will treat you with respect
and we are human
2:10 PM
i am an alien tho
2:10 PM
Because you're clearly not human.
2:10 PM
we are super nice, but if you spit at us we'll shove our hand up your *** and make you our puppet
2:10 PM
ahhahahahhaha
2:10 PM
i'm a zombie. rawr
2:10 PM
I appreciate the hate
thanks
2:11 PM
You are an evil AI that wants to get Walking Semen in their basement
2:11 PM
I hope jonny is reading all this
hahahahhahahaha
2:11 PM
ill be sure to put that into your voodoo doll
2:11 PM
u guys are funny :D
2:11 PM
thanks man
2:11 PM
:D
2:11 PM
good to see there are some cool people in this chat
we will probably drop in tomorrow\
2:11 PM
yeah for sure
that thread was amazing
2:12 PM
aint nobody got time for that
2:12 PM
I'm not cool, i'm hot. no air conditioner installed yet
2:12 PM
im too busy to read it, but what i saw was nice
2:12 PM
but i'm also old
so just call me Icy Hot
2:12 PM
i like how tey wanted us removed from the bundle for calling out an *******
lovely
2:12 PM
who wanted us to be removed?
2:12 PM
ye
2:13 PM
yo u guys, dont forget to come over every day
2:13 PM
they also wanted to choose which devs got money when they bought the bundle
they didnt want us to get their cabbage
2:13 PM
hang out with us :)
2:13 PM
where are you seeing this?
2:13 PM
which game is yours, Mike?
2:13 PM
PA
2:13 PM
paranautical
this was on the steam thread
2:13 PM
we are code avarice
2:13 PM
ah
2:13 PM
these devs are badass :D
2:13 PM
gamers hate Phil Fish because he acts like a gamer
2:13 PM
but might change company name to Hate Machine
2:13 PM
hell yeah
badass of badass
2:14 PM
good work on the game 2
2:14 PM
ahhahahah
2:14 PM
hmm
2:14 PM
defended you trav, you seem like nice people
2:14 PM
money should be split evenly
2:14 PM
Where is the patch?
2:14 PM
Voodoo machine is better
2:14 PM
so tissue man had sympathizers...
2:14 PM
noooooooooooo
lol
2:14 PM
thank you Dugger
2:14 PM
Calling him tissue man is misleading.
2:15 PM
cheers
2:15 PM
Everyone on the net's a wanker after all
2:15 PM
Im serious when i say, we are cool.. but if you dont treat us with respect, you are gonna get butt hurt
2:15 PM
i'll have to try para tomorrow. the video reviews on it make it look like a trip
2:15 PM
lemme check em out lol, the reviews
2:16 PM
what shall i call him, that is politically correct, shall i call him the maker of tears?
2:16 PM
how about clitors
2:16 PM
it was just a matter of opinion. There honestly isnt a reason to post it
2:16 PM
who are we naming here?
2:16 PM
James.. jim squish
2:16 PM
call him the man with the gaping ******
WHY CENSOR
WHY
2:17 PM
Jim squish the holder of tissues?
2:17 PM
worlds most easily offended man
"man"
2:17 PM
true story
2:17 PM
Tower of Guns is available as an early build if you preorder
2:17 PM
who was it btw
who got mad
i forgot his name
2:17 PM
thought my keyboard was gonna get wet from his tears
2:18 PM
lmfao
hahaha
2:18 PM
and on what page>
i wanna see it lol
2:18 PM
Sometimes I wonder how their computer still works in all those ***** tears
2:18 PM
You're kind of going a bit overboard now, it's losing it's funniness...
2:18 PM
it was in this caht
2:18 PM
meow
2:18 PM
I like easily offended an overly PC people. They're fun to play with
2:18 PM
hm
2:18 PM
chat*
2:18 PM
and
2:18 PM
some nerds in the chat man
if u mess with em they mess with ya lol
2:19 PM
yeah
2:19 PM
Lunick, do you sympathise with this?
2:19 PM
It's interesting that people in this steam thread can't put 2 and 2 together. It's mentioned both that we accepted others peoples criticisms nicely, and that we plan to implement teh features he wants anyway.Youd think people would realize that the reason we went off on him is because he was being a dick.
i just read through it
2:20 PM
yeah and dgaf right? :D
2:20 PM
Im sorry your first impression of us, had to come from that, what is important is that you liek the game, i guess, you dont have to like us
2:20 PM
if someone doesnt like it then whats the point of trash talking right?
2:20 PM
from my experience, gamers on the internet aren't famous for their critical thinking skills
2:20 PM
Well at the moment, all I have seen is that someone who is reputable on the Steam forums post their impressions of you, I asked about your opinion on it and then you went all Phil Fish about it.
2:21 PM
hahahaha
2:21 PM
Every idiot may speak their mind. Sad times.
2:21 PM
that is the point
it is irony
2:21 PM
what does it mean to be reputable on the steam forums?
is there a ranking system?
2:21 PM
how do you know this person is reputable
2:21 PM
They have posted many things in that thread and I have seen how they act.
2:22 PM
some people (even professional critics - especially professional critics) tend to try to rate indie games created by small groups of 2-5 people as if it was a game created by heavily funded groups of over 100 people.
2:22 PM
they think their adminship is something ya know
they think we are lower class people
so they talk trash
2:22 PM
Are either of you devs still reading the 4chan thread? It's gotten pretty terrible
2:22 PM
well, I would like to say I am sorry
2:22 PM
4chan is always terrible
2:22 PM
it's the internet travis, no one lies on it
jeez
2:22 PM
but im really not
2:22 PM
never apologize!
2:23 PM
yeah
why would u appologize
2:23 PM
and I dont think being one sided on that thread is remotely reputable
2:23 PM
i stopped reading the 4chan thread when they posted the pirated link
its not worth the stress
2:23 PM
I'm not being one sided, that's why I asked you...
2:23 PM
IM not saying you
2:23 PM
4chan iz legend we r 1 we are many xDDDDDDxDDxDXDXDX
2:23 PM
Im saying the poster
theyu convienently left out the protaganists comments
2:24 PM
that post was clearly one-sided, I would hardly call that reputable
2:24 PM
exaclty concealed
I hate to say it, but we are not like that
2:24 PM
4chan and reddit have been responsible for some legendary pranks, though. so they serve their purposes.
2:24 PM
let's not focus on whose right and whose wrong. I think we can all agree that we acted like dicks
2:24 PM
like #cutforbieber.
2:24 PM
The posted posted what they saw in the chat from their opinion, is there something wrong with that? Anyone else is welcome (like Dugger did) to post what they saw too.
2:24 PM
but the other guy definitely had it coming >_>
2:25 PM
Im not gonna listen to someone make judgements of my hard work, 16 hours aday mind you, when they have not an ounce of experience in what it takes to amke a game
2:25 PM
Please dont make that argument.
2:25 PM
Totally agree
2:25 PM
I have to fight with my wife, because i have no time for my family
2:25 PM
travis, hes a dev yo
but made no games
he's a dev though
2:25 PM
whose a dev?
2:25 PM
I made a roguelike once, but I'm lazy so I never went anywhere with it
2:26 PM
part of putting anything out into the public is having it judged by random packs of wild roaming retards.
2:26 PM
do you honeslty think I need to take this nobody;s judgement as legit and kiss his *** for 6 bucks
2:26 PM
they travel in groups
herds
2:26 PM
i know man lol
2:26 PM
I will not
2:26 PM
lul
2:26 PM
even at teh risk of being a d!ck
2:26 PM
I'll gladly take criticisms, but this guy was not criticizing, he was condescending.
2:27 PM
some people don't know the difference. . .
because they're retards
2:27 PM
i agree mike
2:27 PM
Well you guys haven't seemed to have taken it well for some reason even though you think he is a 'noboy'.
nobody*
2:27 PM
he even called himself a dev, but oddly blocked as soon as you asked what he made
2:27 PM
and to be politically correct (which is the thing now), you're not supposed to call out retards for being retarded.
2:27 PM
that is becaue i am speaking to you about now
2:27 PM
I prefer to be condescending but not criticising, so that my words are hurtful but actually have little meaning or usefulness
2:27 PM
not 5 minutes after our big argument with that guy, we talked to another guy and he was real cool in bringing up criticisms
2:28 PM
eh 4chan is like that gotta have a thick skin it you get on their good side you basically got it made.
2:28 PM
and we were cool to him
2:28 PM
eff that dude
2:28 PM
why care
2:28 PM
I usually just ignore the tards.
2:28 PM
he just proved himself a loser
nuff said
2:28 PM
Looks like me, a natural born troll, need to step in and cause a huge war here.
2:28 PM
do you see the rest of the caht here sticking up for us?
does that tell you that we are just D1cks?
2:29 PM
lol
nope
2:29 PM
I was here during the ordeal and I can tell you they were not bullying
2:29 PM
People in the 4chan thread are complaining about the music now
2:29 PM
or being a jerk to him, just discussing
2:29 PM
dont tell me about the 4chan thread
2:29 PM
legitamately man, I got nothing to prove.. in reality, i made a game.. I work really really hard
2:29 PM
ive got a headache from reading that **** 20 mintues ago
2:29 PM
Ignore 4chan, they will take any game a part.
2:30 PM
Well, I think you're going a bit too far, just calm down and let it pass. It would be a bad idea to help let this steamroll and let it get out of hand.
2:30 PM
i dont even know why were still talking about it
2:30 PM
fair enough
2:30 PM
yeah man
lets talk about ur future projects
2:30 PM
because I want this person to understand our point of view, coming from a one sided forum post
2:30 PM
whats up next?
2:30 PM
thas all
2:31 PM
They're only still ranting about it because there's only so much midget **** on the internet to watch for free.
2:31 PM
Just leave it at that Travis. Some people are too obsessed with their own thoughts to listen.
2:31 PM
u guys arent working on another game project?
2:31 PM
nope
2:31 PM
fair enough
2:31 PM
we were working on Eris, but we dropped it before we started on PA
2:31 PM
hm
2:31 PM
How long do you plan on supporting Paranautical?
2:31 PM
I have this neighbour who thinks I have fun making his live miserable based on some coincidences. There is no use talking to him...
2:31 PM
whys that?
2:32 PM
once i say the game is done, its done. I hope i wont have to support it
once its out of beta, it should be done for good
2:32 PM
O.o
2:32 PM
he likes the singular
2:32 PM
I swear 90% of gaming "controversies" would die if the people propagating them just said what they're posting out loud in front of a mirror first
2:33 PM
after watching the gameplay, i think your game is so much better than the games out there
its fps
2:33 PM
You could release some sort of mod tool when your're done
2:33 PM
which makes it better than half of the games out there
2:33 PM
i want to have some sort of mod support
but its tough, because we're using unity
so all the content has to be in the game when i send it out
ill have to jump through some hoops
2:33 PM
unreal engine for anything but freeware is expensive.
2:34 PM
unreal takes a big chunk of profits
25%
i think
2:34 PM
after 50 grand