perfect universe back story+some other random shit pt.1

gushing_granny: continuing on, i gave a decent interaction between dan and the scientist, but almost didnt say anything about his 2 friends

gushing_granny: they still dont have names, but ive figured out their part in the story

gushing_granny: so, dans 2 friends are his only friends, besides a few friends online he plays vidya with, but thats it

gushing_granny: they're barely his friends because they talk to each other way more than they do dan

gushing_granny: some where some place, dan confides to the guy friend that he likes the girl they hang out with

gushing_granny: most likely before dan finds the stone

gushing_granny: i dont have it concrete in my head what happens the morining dan beats the bully, but its an interaction that furthers the fact that dan likes the girl

gushing_granny: also, when dan gets visited by the 2 when he is in the hospital both times

ayy: the girl?

gushing_granny: yeah

ayy: oh, i missed a line, my bad

gushing_granny: so, remember when i told you that dan gets all pissed off at the world and goes to work out to let off some steam

ayy: yeah

gushing_granny: well heres why

gushing_granny: dan is a bit of a computer geek

gushing_granny: basically, he finds out that the girl and the guy have created a private chatroom online

gushing_granny: he decides to hack it and snoop because why not

gushing_granny: and he notices that they are speaking kind of lovey dovey to each other, and they are going to hang out later that day

gushing_granny: dan is livid

gushing_granny: he tries to pick up the stone and his phone so he could leave and go to where they are

gushing_granny: but notices that he has trouble picking them up

gushing_granny: like, there is some invisible force pushing the objects away from him

gushing_granny asked a question: what is this force

Chatzy closed the question after one response:

what is this force
pulse	1	 ayy
the force nigga star wars is the best	0
soap on a rope	0
magic	0

gushing_granny: gj m8, uve been paying attention

ayy: that's a neat feature

gushing_granny: and you probably also know that pulse is affected by emotions, particularly anger and willpower

gushing_granny: yeah

gushing_granny: probably gonna use that alot to mess with ya

gushing_granny: dan makes his way to the place where the 2 are

gushing_granny: but he notices he can sprint way faster than usual

ayy: Imma grab a soda real quick, continue with the story, I'll catch up when I get back.

gushing_granny: k

gushing_granny: dan finds the 2

gushing_granny: they are behind an alley

gushing_granny: dan steps up to the wall near them so he can eavesdrop

gushing_granny: fuuck, forgot to mention another point

gushing_granny: sometimes the 2 friends made fun of dan

gushing_granny: but way less than the bullies, so he hung out with them

gushing_granny: anyway

gushing_granny: dan listens intently

gushing_granny: "______, you're my best friend. but sometimes......i think of you as more than that"

ayy: k

gushing_granny: "you....do?"

gushing_granny: "yeah, i think you are sweet, awesome, and amazing"

gushing_granny: the girl blushes

gushing_granny: "thanks....i...i like you too"

gushing_granny: dan grits his teeth, seething with anger, the dust around him begins to shake slightly

gushing_granny: but he doesnt notice

gushing_granny: the girl and the guy get closer to each other, staring into each others eyes

gushing_granny: ".....should we be doing this?"

gushing_granny: "if its alright with you."

gushing_granny: the guy and the girl embrace each other, and begin to kiss deeply

gushing_granny asked a question: how mad is dan right now on a scale from 1-10

ayy answered: Hella

Chatzy closed the question after one response:

how mad is dan right now on a scale from 1-10
Hella	1	 	ayy
5	0
10	0
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL	0
3	0

gushing_granny: u fgt, it was kill

gushing_granny: anyway

gushing_granny: dan steps from around the corner, his eyes reflecting the boiling rage inside of him

gushing_granny: "HELLO, ______"

gushing_granny: "OH LOOK, ______ IS HERE TOO"

gushing_granny: the two stopped kissing and look at dan, horrified

gushing_granny: "d-dan, how the hell did you find us?!"

gushing_granny: "OH YOU KNOW"

gushing_granny: dan pounds the brick wall next to him, he punches a hole through it like it was tissue paper

ayy: I don't know why, but in my head I imagined Dan talking like Eminem in "Kim"

gushing_granny: "I WAS JUST.....IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD"

gushing_granny: hmm

gushing_granny: might have to look that up right quick

gushing_granny: eminem is one of the few good rappers out there

gushing_granny: brb

ayy: I thought Shady XV wasn't as good as it could have been.

gushing_granny: rap god was pretty dope

gushing_granny: i actually bumped that shit for a bit

ayy: I liked his Relapse album

gushing_granny: its...kind of weird that i dont listen to rap

gushing_granny: too often

gushing_granny: at least, whats what some of my friends have said

gushing_granny: i listen to like, 95% edm

ayy: I like violins n shit

ayy: pianos

ayy: those are the bomb to me

gushing_granny: oh yeah, i have a soft spot for classical music

gushing_granny: not country, even though im from the south

gushing_granny: i hate that repetitive shit

gushing_granny: blegh, garbage

ayy: I don't like country much either

gushing_granny: hmm

ayy: There was only one country song I ever liked

gushing_granny: i like rock and metal and stuff, but i just like electronic music so much more

gushing_granny: i think i liked country more as a kid

ayy: it was about a homeless man dying and it was sad.

gushing_granny: hmm

gushing_granny: whoops, i derailed myself.

ayy: I helped derail you

gushing_granny: u monster

gushing_granny: anyway lol

ayy: kek

gushing_granny: dan rears back, engorged by his anger

gushing_granny: the guy and the girl look terrified

gushing_granny: "look d-dan, im sorry dude, i didnt mean for it to end up like this"

gushing_granny: "LIAR"

gushing_granny: dan sprints toward the non brocode following douche bag

gushing_granny: but, as he gets close to him, a his own conscious echoes in his head

gushing_granny: "stop"

gushing_granny: he suddenly stops, motionless in front of the guy and the girl

gushing_granny: the guy, having time to react to dans movements, punches him in the face, sending him to the ground

gushing_granny: "yeah, you like that, you stupid fucking nerd?"

gushing_granny: he walks over and kicks dirt onto his face

gushing_granny: "yeah, i like the girl you like, so what? whiny little punk-ass"

gushing_granny: he begins to stomp dans face with all his might

gushing_granny: the girl, feeling concern for dan, screams at the guy as he continues his face foot technique

gushing_granny: "STOP, YOU'LL KILL HIM!!!"

gushing_granny: the guy stops as soon as she begins screaming, then looks down at dan

gushing_granny: "....."

gushing_granny: "fucking freak, never come near us again"

gushing_granny: he spits on dans face and walks away with the girl

gushing_granny: as they turn the corner, dan sits up, tears in his eyes

gushing_granny: "......."

gushing_granny: he gets up, dusts himself off, and walks home

gushing_granny: and those are the events that led him to work out.

gushing_granny: aint it funny how things go sometimes?

gushing_granny: they go one way, and then another.

gushing_granny: so, yeah, thats it for the friends

gushing_granny: i just gotta give them names

gushing_granny: thats all the purpose they serve

gushing_granny: hmm

gushing_granny: now, to segway into some back story

gushing_granny: you remember about how i was rambling on about how the bellatorian/savarian/darkkin/ataman/anima coalition did some devious shit to keep their faux utopia up and running?

gushing_granny: this wont come up until wayyy later in the story, but its important to get this plot point

ayy: yeah

ayy: oh

gushing_granny: you know about the celestial hyper computers

gushing_granny: i had a mini rant about that

gushing_granny: could simulate entire dimensions, all that stuff

ayy: celestial hyper computers?

gushing_granny: well

gushing_granny: yeah, the celestials had computers that kept track of most of the worlds in the multiverse

ayy: that sounds familiar

gushing_granny: i think it was somewhere in the celestial rant, i got it up on pastebin

gushing_granny: http://pastebin.com/796UBCZV

gushing_granny: just scroll down until you see some shit about computers

gushing_granny: line 176

ayy: ohshit

gushing_granny: yepperz, son

ayy: >tfw im on line 790

gushing_granny: lololol

ayy: oh yeah, I remember this.

gushing_granny: yepyep

gushing_granny: well, some the early prototypes of this tech, still extremely advanced by our standards mind you, had a weaker detection range

gushing_granny: they had to be placed a few dimensions apart to work properly

gushing_granny: the void protector had many computers on his homeworld

gushing_granny: but he only fused his mind with those, since they were vastly superior models

gushing_granny: so, you now have extremely high tech computers floating around in space just sort of not being used any more

gushing_granny: until that is, the devarians found one in their dimension

gushing_granny: the devarians had limited tech

gushing_granny: think human technology plus a couple hundred years

gushing_granny: but, one day, they picked up something on their radar

gushing_granny: it was a celestial computer

gushing_granny: (the devarians is a wordplay on device which is short for plot device btw)

gushing_granny: their technology suddenly skyrocketed, as they began to reverse engineer the complex inner workings of the celestial computer

gushing_granny: they soon became a galaxy faring race

gushing_granny: as they used their tech to create weapons and superior spacecraft to bully and take over all the other sentient life around them

gushing_granny: that is, until the bellatorian coalition showed up.

gushing_granny: long story short, the devians got shat on and the the bellatorian coalition discovered the computer

gushing_granny: seriously, the devians exist for no purpose other than the other guys to discover the computer

gushing_granny: like, none

gushing_granny: they basically all get killed when they try to take over the bellatorian coalition and the bellatorian/darkkin/savarian military collectively go "lol"

gushing_granny: so, moving on

gushing_granny: technology had been booming for the bellatorian coalition

gushing_granny: (see how i randomly get ideas for names of things and its sort of confusing)

gushing_granny: (welcome to my brain.)

ayy: yeah, like the future dude was suddenly jack at one point

gushing_granny: hahahaha

ayy: I think you said jack anyway

gushing_granny: totally a placeholder

gushing_granny: no way that shit is getting into the final version
gushing_granny: they had made a recent discovery

gushing_granny: a complex way to bend the laws of physics without using magic

gushing_granny: by utilizing the memory size/capability of the ataman computers and the energy capabilities of the artificial pulses

gushing_granny: they could simulate energy on an sub atomic scale

gushing_granny: then re arrange the quarks in the energy, changing its nature drastically, like dark energy did

gushing_granny: by gathering this information, then using the artificial pulses to simulate this energy, they could make energy types that didnt follow the regular laws of physics

gushing_granny: (is that a decent enough explanation?)

gushing_granny: m8?

ayy: Sounds kinda weird since I don't understand some of those words

ayy: srry

ayy: tired

gushing_granny: what

gushing_granny: ill explain

gushing_granny: quarks are the stuff that makes up atoms

ayy: oh, ok.

ayy: I was thinking of corks

gushing_granny: lolololololol

gushing_granny: anyway

gushing_granny: this process, of creating all new energy types that bent the laws of physics, was called control.

gushing_granny: along with this knowledge, the knowledge of other dimensions was discovered by the coalition

gushing_granny: ooh boy, what i said about the coalition doing evil shit is starting to come into play

gushing_granny: so, mini rant about control

gushing_granny: it bypasses ALL of the laws of kan

gushing_granny: i think i had a concept drawing somewhere

gushing_granny: itll help me not make any mistakes

gushing_granny: basically, some new spiffy shit could be done without the downsides of absorbing all the energy around it like dark energy/magic

gushing_granny: but, it was so infinitely complex that only computers could do it

gushing_granny: regular people couldnt do it, only some of the most powerful warriors in existence ever hoped to learn one technique derived from this process

gushing_granny: dan is eventually going to learn 3.

gushing_granny: but thats wayyyyyyyyyyyy

gushing_granny: wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

gushing_granny: wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy late in the story

gushing_granny: anyhoo

gushing_granny: you could do awesome stuff, like kinetic reflection, which rebounds all energy backwards from one point, no matter how much it is

gushing_granny: kinetic negation, should be self explanitory

gushing_granny: and some other shit im eventually gonna make up

gushing_granny: oh yeah, stopping time, because why not

gushing_granny: the energies were given a special property

gushing_granny: and then localized in a zone

gushing_granny: which were referred to as "zones of control"

gushing_granny: so, the larger the zone is, the bigger radius you can do crazy shit in.

gushing_granny: so, with the recent discoveries of control, and different dimensions, the coalition got a wacky idea

gushing_granny: basically, it involved killing all of the life in an entire dimension just so they could have their own playground to toy with and further their research.

gushing_granny: sounds fucked up right?

gushing_granny: because it is.

gushing_granny: its super fucked up.

gushing_granny: but at this point, the coalitions' scientists were power hungry, and obsessed with becoming as technologically advanced as possible

gushing_granny: dumping to pastebin
gushing_granny: so, how did they do this?

gushing_granny: first, they created a type of control that was good for teleporting

gushing_granny: then, they got together a massive amount of energy, stored in cute little energy bricks

gushing_granny: they figured out how to operate the celestial computer, then they created a massive construct in space, which was basically a giant router to connect to the computer from any range

gushing_granny: then, they located a dimension that had a decent amount of energy (and was also really close to the dimension where the humans lived in)

gushing_granny: (which means that the dimension had humans in it)

gushing_granny: (you know, because universes near each other repeat and stuff)

ayy: multiverse

gushing_granny: teleported the computer there with a program pre loaded to send out a massive shockwave, then generate a massive field of control, and also lot of bricks of energy to sustain it

gushing_granny: (my universe set up is a bit different than the multiverse)

gushing_granny: it basically did that, which killed everyone, and then with the combination of the powerful ancient celestial computer, and the energy to sustain it, easily created a field of control the size of that dimension

gushing_granny: now, the big ass router in space had 2 massive computer cores, based off the architecture of the ancient celestial one

gushing_granny: 1, a bellatorian artificial pulse, referred to as "alpha"

gushing_granny: and 2, an ataman super computer, referred to as "omega"

gushing_granny: or something like that

gushing_granny: basically the galactic standard word for beginning and end

gushing_granny: by establishing a connection with the celestial computer, and sending information through alpha and omega, they could create energy/simulate their own laws of physics

gushing_granny: and the computers were powerful enough to hold all of this information

gushing_granny: and by using a device that induced someone into a catatonic state and beamed their brain waves to omega, they could artificially send people into the dimension

gushing_granny: basically, the most complex mmorpg ever created.

gushing_granny: man, its so cool to get these thoughts out of my head

gushing_granny: umm
gushing_granny: oh yeah, you may have gotten confused

gushing_granny: the multiverse is all of the planes of existence combined

gushing_granny: not the dimensions within them

gushing_granny: there are umm.....36 planes of existence

gushing_granny: each of them with an insane amount of dimensions within them

gushing_granny: but, for some reason, one of the planes of existence only has one, huge dimension in it

gushing_granny: dun dun dun

gushing_granny: another fucking plot point that doesnt come in until like forever

gushing_granny: anyhoo

gushing_granny: thats...about it

gushing_granny: now i have to segway into something else

gushing_granny: the events that set up the plot for "perfect universe"

gushing_granny: so, referencing back to something i have said before, the autarch distributed the void stones to all of the universes

gushing_granny: there is at least 1 void stone in every dimension

gushing_granny: ever

gushing_granny: but, one of the dimensions got the most void stones

gushing_granny: you see, the void protector influenced the autarch to give the most void stones to the dimension he was from

gushing_granny: but he was so deeply enthralled with helping the multiverse in the absence of himself and most of the celestials

gushing_granny: he forgot

gushing_granny: the void stones could be used for evil

gushing_granny: yep. even people who are demi-gods make mistakes.

gushing_granny: the void stone density per planet was huge

gushing_granny: like, 3 void stones on every fucking planet ever

gushing_granny: which is way too much power

gushing_granny: but, 99% of the void protectors consciousness was devoted to containing the dark energy

gushing_granny: so, he had to fragment his subconscious, which was heavily affected by his previous life of the first guy, and they guy he absorbed

gushing_granny: he created tiny bodies for them, made of energy

gushing_granny: they are the ones who influence the autarch truly

gushing_granny: but they have emotions

gushing_granny: and werent nearly as smart as the void protector

gushing_granny: so yeah....mistakes

gushing_granny: over time, a race evolved that had advanced tech, and they were strong and powerful

gushing_granny: think the bellatorians and the atamans combined

gushing_granny: they were the first species ever to discover the void stones

gushing_granny: they are called.....the daemons

gushing_granny: i know i know, placeholder name

gushing_granny: but, who was also referred to as a daemon

gushing_granny: if you can remember

ayy: want the alien dude who attacked dan a daemon/

gushing_granny: YESYESYESYESYES i mean yes.

gushing_granny: so

gushing_granny: basically

gushing_granny: the daemons took over their ENTIRE universe with the power of the void stones

gushing_granny: killing most of them in the process

gushing_granny: then, with their technological advances

gushing_granny: they created artificial void stones

gushing_granny: not nearly as powerful, but still gave you 1 celestial ability

gushing_granny: they could control this however, and gave the entire daemon army the ability to become celestial void walkers

gushing_granny: this was around the time where varrakin destroyed the monster king

gushing_granny: oh yeah, another thing, im not going to refer to all of the plains of existence combined as the multiverse, im going to refer to it as the "great void"

gushing_granny: which is why im referring to the divine celestial as the "void protector"

gushing_granny: see, one thing in this story that makes sense

gushing_granny: so, the daemons roamed from dimension to dimension, finding all the stones they could so they could harness their power

gushing_granny: and then they lived happily ever after

gushing_granny: JUST KIDDING NIGGA

gushing_granny: you see, the bellatorian coalition was already well established, and they had created their own faux dimension by the time the daemons showed up

gushing_granny: 2 warrior races, with might rivaling the celestials clash

gushing_granny: in an epic battle that will shake the heavens

gushing_granny: who will win?

gushing_granny: derp derp de derp

gushing_granny: perfect universe.

ayy: *clap clap clap clap*