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- > Be Anon, lover of dicks and tits
- > You may have found the perfect...woman? Man? Organism?
- > Aria's bulge calls to you like a siren song
- > You crash upon the rocks of her anger
- > "For the last time, I don't have a dick! I just keep a roll of quarters in my pocket for when I want to punch someone. Like right now!"
- > It's cool, you know when to back off
- > You leave the laundromat
- > "Hey."
- > You turn around
- > It's the cheese poof, you'd recognize that hair anywhere
- > Specifically, the library, some of the security cameras at your job, and near your trash bin
- "What's up, poof?"
- > She adjusts her small laundry basket under her arm
- > "You want to go out sometime? Have some coffee?"
- > Eh, you're not feeling it
- "Sorry, babe. If you don't got a dick, I ain't interested."
- > You turn to leave
- > "Wait, I can have a dick!"
- > What
- > You turn around to find her stuffing some socks into her underwear
- > You just stare
- > She adjusts her "package" into the rough shape of a ballsack
- > Poof gives you a desperate grin
- > "See? Now I have a dick!"
- > Okay, that's a little cute
- > You walk up to her
- "Let me check."
- > You can see the worry in her eyes, but she keeps grinning
- > You reach low and grab the crotch of her pants, squishing the socks between your fingers
- > She presses her pelvis into your hand, her breathing coming a little faster
- "This is pretty soft, for a dick getting a handjob."
- > She makes a wordless whine, still humping your hand
- > Damn
- "Come on, let's go to my place."
- > "Really? I mean, of course. My dick knows the way."
- > She takes a few steps, then pauses
- "Your dick is a pile of socks."
- > Orangy turns to you, pouting
- > "It's your pile of socks. I-if you want it."
- > You roll your eyes and take the lead
- > She happily follows behind
- "So what is your name?"
- > "You don't kn- um. It's Adagio. Adagio Dazzling."
- "That sounds like a stripper name."
- > She draws up close behind you and whispers
- > "It can be if you want it to be."
- > Damn, this girl is thirsty
- > You make it to your door without much incident
- > You kick off your shoes and turn to Adagio
- > She's looking around the room like she's never seen a neat bachelor pad
- > "You -live- here." She breathes
- "Like you don't know that, little miss stalker."
- > She blushes
- > "It's just... different, actually being inside."
- "Speaking of which, get over here."
- > She drops her basket and skips over
- > Poof can't meet your eyes
- > That's fine, you aren't in it for the eyes
- > You grab her crotch full of socks again, and she moans a little
- "That's right, open your mouth for me."
- > She obediently opens her mouth, her eyes closed in anticipation
- > You lean in and seal her mouth with yours
- > Your tongues wrestle and writhe, and she moans again
- > With your free hand, you grab her breast through her shirt
- > Adagio leans into your touch, humming with pleasure
- > You break off the kiss, and she stares up at you with wondering eyes
- > "This...is real."
- > You start to unbutton her shorts
- "That's right. Now take off your clothes."
- > The poof happily complies, her jacket falling away, soon followed by her top and bra
- > Meanwhile, you get her down to her purple panties stuffed full of socks
- > A few fall out, no longer constrained by her shorts
- > She makes a move to take off her panties, but you stop her
- "We wouldn't want your dick to come off, now would we?"
- > "R-right."
- "Now bend over the table there, I have to prepare something."
- > You shed clothes quickly on your way to the pantry
- > You pull out a bottle of olive oil and return to your stalker
- > She gives you a questioning look over her shoulder, shifting her weight from one leg to the other
- "Trust me. Just look straight ahead."
- > "Okay."
- > You scoop up her tights and scrunch them up below your uncovered manhood
- > Opening the bottle, you pour oil onto your dick, using the stockings to catch the drips
- > Prepared thusly, you pull aside Adagio's panties, revealing her wet slit and puckered rear entrance
- > You press the tip of your oiled up cock to her anus and she gasps
- "Why so surprised? If you have a dick, I can only fuck you in the ass."
- > "R-right. Please, ah, please f-fuck me in the a-"
- > You press a little further in, her backdoor spasming around the tip of your manhood
- "Relax, just let it happen, you dickgirl."
- > You rub her thighs, gently thrusting against her anus
- > Adagio's breathing evens out, becoming deep, long breathes
- > You reach over her hip and grasp the socks still stuck in her panties
- > It's... not nearly as erotic as you thought it would be
- > You pause in your efforts to plunder Adagio's booty
- "I have to say, this sock thing isn't really doing it for me anymore."
- > "No!"
- > She thrusts herself onto your shaft, her tight passage bringing waves of pleasure
- "Fuck!"
- > Poof wiggles her ass, and starts digging the socks out
- "What do you think you're doing?"
- > She stuffs her hand into her vagina, twitching at the stimulation
- > "P-pretend my wrist is a c-cock."
- > Worth a shot
- > You grab her slender wrist and slide your hand up her forearm
- > A few more pumps, and yeah, you like it
- "Good idea, Poof."
- > "Adagio!"
- "Adagio."
- > You start pumping your dick in and out of her ass, giving her arm a reach around to the same pace
- > One hand is not enough for her to keep herself up
- > With each thrust, her breasts drag against the kitchen table, and her cheek bunches up where her face rests
- > You think you could get to like her glazed expression and the little whimpering noises she makes
- > You give her ass a firm slap
- > She gasps, ass tightening around your member
- > You hear liquid splash onto the floor
- "You like that?"
- > "Mmhmm!"
- "Good."
- > Smack
- > She shivers in delight
- > You keep thrusting into her asshole, spanking her as you hilt
- "You're pretty gay, for someone with a dick."
- > Poof moans
- > Thrust in
- "Getting fucked in the ass."
- > Pull back
- "Getting a hand job from the guy fucking you in the ass."
- > Hilt
- > You take your free hand and collect some of the juices from her pussy
- "I bet you'd eat your own cum."
- > You bring your soaked fingers to her lips and she sucks them off greedily
- > Hot damn
- > You pull your fingers away and give her ass a firm strike
- > Adagio shudders
- > You're getting pretty close yourself
- > You slide your dick back and forth slowly
- "You know what I'm going to have you do when we're done here?"
- > She looks at you blankly, and swallows
- > "What?"
- > You lean in close
- "I'm going to make you put your hair in your own puddle of cum."
- > Her eyes go wide, her anus tightening in dread
- > That's enough to send you over the edge, pouring your seed deep inside her
- > Your hips keep twitching, pulses of cum painting her insides
- > Meanwhile, she's still frozen in shock
- > As the last waves of orgasm leave your system, you pull out of her ass and give it a fond pat
- > Adagio hesitantly removes her now pruney hand from her snatch
- > "Do I really have to..."
- > She looks upset
- > Fuck
- "No, I was just messing with you. Come on, let's take a shower."
- > As you walk together, she taps you on the shoulder
- > "So, was I a good dickgirl?"
- > To be honest?
- > You give her butt a swat
- "You were great."
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