Nier Story Time - There once was a man called Tyrann...

Nier Story Time - There once was a man called Tyrann...
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You know it, you love it! It's ya boi, Storyteller StarMech! Hoo boy, We sure have seen a lot through these streams, am I right? And so many stories too. I'm definitely pushing this title of mine the best it can. So it time for another precious story from the YokoTaroverse...but first, it's ADVERTISEMENT TIME!

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Well, this definitely would put someone in a bad mood. But I gotta be the better man...um..machine man and just let it roll. Don't wanna come off like some kind of heartless jerkward. Specially not like the person in today's story, that's for sure!

You see children, there was once a man named Tyrann, and he was a nasty nasty egg. You may have heard of him, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me rewind a bit back *ahem*...

Before there was a man named Tyrann, there was a man called Yura Masayoshi, and he was a nasty nasty egg...

He was a terrible person. Even with the world in chaos, he continued to be an angry, sadistic, opportunistic and psychotic piece of work! Such a detestable human being!! But alas, as much everyone hated his guts, he had a very cushy position as commander of a military branch of this big organization. He was such a jerk; Abusing and torturing his soldiers; Heck, he even enjoyed bullying poor good boy Emil!! The nerve of this guy!! Luckily there was one person who took no crap from him, another big head in the organization, an older woman known as Kali.

She was very good at keeping him in line, as she was the one providing the funds, plus she had quite the mouth to put him right in his place. So one day, she ordered him to guard for her mansion, which sighting showed to be nearby the current path of the Legion. There was so much valuable stuff in that mansion, but most importantly for Kali, it was where her dear grandaughter was residing.

And as predicted, the mansion soon came under attack from the Legion. Things got hectic real quick. Boom! Bang! Explosions and fire all over; P-33 robots deployed to fight and Legion members leaping and clawing anything and everyone in sight! Yura witnessed all go down and then....decided to run away and leave everyone else to their fate!!

You would imagine that did not really go well with his superiors. It was a miracle that Kali's poor granddaughter was saved by some wander young lad who had somehow wandered in alongside his sister, but that's not really relevant right now. The important thing was that the folks on the high chairs were PISSED, and Yura was quickly stripped of rank and privileges, much to his anger.

Some time later, PRoject Gestalt was finally set in motion. Yura knew about the project, but he also knew there was NO WAY he'd be allowed to participate after the crap he had pulled. What was he to do!?

Well, what he always did? Weasel his way into his own self-benefit of course! So with an identity change, Yura was no more and Tyrann managed to slip in the list of participants for Project Gestalt...

But karma is a powerful thing, children. And even in this gloomy universe it can pop out and bit you in the butt! The military group soon found out Tyrann's grimy scheme and they were furious. The thing was that the Gestalt separation process had already begun, so there was no way they could stop him now...

...At least that's what Tyrann thought! Cause if he was trying and trick the government, the government was gonna make sure he'd get his just desserts! And so, his Replicant was destroyed completely, trapping Tyrann as a Gestalt forever. Serves him right!!

Across the ages after, Tyrann wandered around, just petty and angry, possessing bodies of unsuspecting Replicants for joyride thrills before they couldn't contain him anymore and just die. That is until he found a wounded white-haired girl with a foul mouth that seemed to be on the verge of death. Tyrann tried to take over but the foul mouthed lady was quite tenacious and did not give in and basically trapped Tyrann inside of her for years to come...

Boy, time sure flies when telling stories. Not much remains before we reach our true end, children. So stay sharp as with push through the end! And remember, use the promo code "YorHa" to get 10% off your next high damage machine-busting weapon purchase!

Till the next story, children. On with the show!!