Dark Souls Remastered Any% Force Quit

Start hunter with master key
Grab the shortsword, not the shield
Grab the bow
Kill Asylum, go to Firelink

Grab the Firelink homeward bones, bone back
Go to new londo ruins, use a humanity
Grab the 1K soul, dragon crest shield and 2K soul
Grab RTSR, pop the souls
Rest at the valley bonfire
get the grass crest shield, get the BKH
Kill the lizard, use a homeward bone, wrong warp to the top of darkroot

Buy the battle axe to Andre
Don't rest at the Parish bonfire
Gargoyles with RTSR
Ring the bell, bone back

Level up 22 str 18 dex at the valley bonfire
use a homeward bone, wrong warp to new londo ruins
Blighttown meme rolls
Kill Quelaag
Ring the bell, bone back

Level up 27 str, Walk outside the cave
use a homeward bone, wrong warp to the top of darkroot
Upgrade the BKH to +2 at Andre
Go through Sen's, Kill Golem

Go through Anor londo, Kill O&S
Get the lord vessel, bone back

Warp to Firelink, go to the Altar
wrong warp to the kiln
Kill Gwyn