(Instrumental)
Old discord was hopping around,
equstria like a big playground.
then suddenly mare-do well burst from the shade and hit discord with a mare grenade.
Discord got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Big mac.
and proceed to open a can of Mac Fu, when rainbow dash came outta the blue.
and she started beating upbig mac then both got flattened by the mare-mobile
before she could make back to the mare-cave, G1 pinkie popped outta her grave and took
a AK-47 from her mane and blew mare do-well away with a ratta-tat-tat but she ran outta
bullets and ran away because cranky came to save the da-ay
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate harmony! Good ponies,bad ponies
and changelings! as far as celestia can see, and only one will surivive, I wonder who it
will be. This ultimate showdown of ultimate harmony
(Instrumental break)
Discord took at bite outta cranky doodle like pinkie took a bite outta a great
big noodle
and then mac came back cover tire track while apple bloom jumped and landed on his back
and mare do-well was injured and tried to get steady when G1 pinkie came back with a
machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped daring do took her out
with with her whip, and she saw discord come up from behind and reached for her gun
which she just couldn't find mare do-well stole and she shot and she missed and
apple bloom deflected with her hoof and she jumped in the air and did a somersault
while G1 pinkie tried to pole vault onto cranky doodle but they collided in the air
and got caught in a changelings stare-air
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate harmony! Good ponies,bad ponies
and changelings! as far as celestia can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it
will be. This ultimate showdown
Pegasi sang out in an immaculate chorus
down for clouds-dale descended derpy hooves
who delivered a kick that could shatter bones into the crotch of daring do
who fell on the ground writhing in pain
as daring do change back into fluttershy
but derpy saw through, her clever disguise and crushed mare's head in between her thighs
The Celes-tia and lu-oo-nuh-uh!
and ponty python and the holy grails black gaurd
and the benito peagusini and blue ponie
cowpony curtis and pinkie the genie
Robopow,The Poninator, Captain twi, darth pinkie
Lo pony, super peagesus, every single cutie crusader
Bill S. Peagsron and Ponodore logan
Pock, The Rock, Doc Whooves, and Iron Will
All came outta no where lighting fast kicked derpy whooves and her cross-eyed ass
It was the Bloodiest battle equestria ever saw,
With ponies looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives where claimed, but eventually
The Champion stood,the rest saw the better:
Mr. Cake in a blood stained apron.This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate harmony!
Good ponies,bad ponies and changelings! as far as celestia can see,
 and only one will survive, I wonder who it
will be. This ultimate showdown(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of ultimate harmony.