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- ==Phrick Inc.==
- Volume One, Issue 7, Phile 3 of 10
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- The following was written shortly after my time-out...
- \/\The Conscience of a Skid/\/
- by
- +++The Master+++
- Written on January 8, 1986
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
- Another one got caught today, it's all over discord. "Teenager
- Arrested in DDOS Scandal", "12 Year Old Banned for asking, "how do I hackz facebookz"...
- Damn skids. They're all alike.
- But did you, in your OSI model and early 2000's boomerbrain,
- ever take a look behind the eyes of the skid? Did you ever wonder what
- made him DDOS, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
- I am a skid, enter my world...
- Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of
- the other kids, though I'm homeschooled, this crap they teach us bores me...
- Damn autist. They're all alike.
- I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to mom explain
- for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms.
- Smith, I didn't show my work. I want my tendies first..."
- Damn skid. Probably ignored it. They're all alike.
- I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
- cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because of what I downloaded from HackForums.
- Not because it doesn't like me...
- Or feels annoyed by me...
- Or thinks I'm rarted...
- Or doesn't like modding and shouldn't be here...
- Damn skid. All he does is play roblox. They're all alike.
- And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through
- moms phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, a HTML is
- sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day life is sought... a discord is
- found.
- "This is it... this is where I belong..."
- I know everyone here dumb's me... even if I've never met them, never talked to
- them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
- Damn kid. Using up all the bandwidth for anime tiddies again. They're all alike...
- You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
- home so now we can't google... the bits of meat that you did let slip
- through had monero miners and RAT's. We've been dominated by normies, or
- ignored by the chads. The few that had something to teach found us will-
- ing pupils, but those few are like a low bandwidth LOIC.
- This is our forum now... the world of the emoji and the ping, the
- beauty of the beaned. We make use of a server already existing without
- caring about spam pings and stupid questions,
- and you call us skids. We download toolz... and you call us rarted. We seek
- after instagram hackz... and you call us dumb. We exist without common-sense,
- without experience, without maturity... and you call us jimmy.
- You build ctf's, you build wiki's, you ban, kick, and chill us
- and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the skids.
- Yes, I am a skid. My rart is that of laziness. My rart is
- that of judging people by their HackForums rank, not their GitHub history.
- My rart is that of hecking you, something that you will never forgive me
- for.
- I am a skid, and this is my manifesto. You may ban this kid,
- but you can't ban us all... after all, we're all alike.
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