Late one evening, PP was walking towards Williamsburg, tired from a long day spent Fucking Midget Niggs with Jason Voorhees. PP sighed, exhausted but unwilling to sleep. Recently his nights had been filled with vivid dreams of Rubbing till the blood pours out Yagru, stroking his gorgeous Dick Tip with his Earlobe. Mmm, thinking about Yagru was having an immediate effect on PP's anatomy. He loosened his clothes to stroke lightly at his Earlobe, and was just starting to enjoy it when Jason Voorhees came suddenly into sight. Thinking fast, PP ducked silently Inside a nigger's dickhole
As Jason Voorhees went on his way, PP paused to look around and realised that he wasn't alone. Yagru was there beside him. He was about to speak, when he realised that Yagru hadn't noticed his arrival. For good reason! Yagru was sprawled half naked at PP's feet, groaning as though engaged in a bout of Cracking open a cold one with the boys and rubbing his Dick Tip vigorously. PP blushed and waited for Yagru to finish, not quite resisting the urge to touch his own Dick Tip in sympathy. Finally Yagru's back arched and he climaxed loudly, crying out 'PP!' PP coughed.

'What are you doing here?' Yagru said.

'I was just passing.' PP replied with an unconvincing smile.

'Oh well, I suppose you had to find out eventually.'

'Find out what?'

'That ever since we met I've been dashing in here to play with my Dick Tip and pretend you were doing it.' Yagru sighed, but didn't look too upset, perhaps because he'd spotted PP plucking thoughtfully at his own Dick Tip. PP felt suddenly bold.

'Touching your own Dick Tip is nice,' he said, 'but wouldn't you rather rub it against my Earlobe?' Yagru's eyes grew huge.

'Of course, but I thought you wouldn't be interested.'

'What made you think that?'

'I've seen the nude photomanips of Ranka's Cat that you keep your cabin.'

'Oh, that. No, I made them for Jason Voorhees so he'd have something to do other than Fucking Midget Niggs with me.'

'What's wrong with Fucking Midget Niggs?'

'Nothing, I'd just rather have a night of Rubbing till the blood pours out with you.'

Meanwhile . . .

. . . Jason's Mom was hanging around Virginia when she heard a sudden cry from the direction of Williamsburg. Snapping immediately to alertness, she leapt up and dashed towards the sound. It sounded as though Yagru was in serious danger! Within seconds, she'd almost reached the source of the cries. She dashed forward only to reel back at the sight of PP and Yagru naked in front of her. PP was sprawled over Yagru, trying to pull some sort of Shit with corn in it out of his Swollen Anus!

'What's going on?' she said, shocked.

PP looked worried.

'This was Rubbing till the blood pours out Yagru,' he said, 'when he asked me to use the Shit with corn in it on him. I did, but then it got stuck.'

'It didn't mean stick it into my Swollen Anus, Yagru complained, 'it's supposed to be used on your Dick Hole.' PP tried to pull the Shit with corn in it out again, and Yagru groaned and kicked him.

Jason's Mom looked down at the struggling men. She felt slightly jealous. After all, she'd often wanted to try a little Rubbing till the blood pours out with PP herself. Still, Yagru looked so helpless with the abused Shit with corn in it sticking out of his Swollen Anus that she couldn't remain angry for long.

'Perhaps I should help,' she offered 'After all, it can't stay there forever.' PP looked up at her with a combination of embarassment and gratitude..

'I'll hold Yagru by the Toe while you grab hold of the Shit with corn in it.'

Nodding, Jason's Mom knelt and took hold of the Shit with corn in it. It was slightly warm, as though PP had been using it on his Earlobe.

'Pull!' PP shouted.

'Ouch!' Yagru cried as the Shit with corn in it came out with a loud Shhhhliiiicckkk.

'Thankyou Jason's Mom,' PP and Yagru both said at once.

'No problem,' Jason's Mom said with a grin. 'Would you mind if I kept the Shit with corn in it as a souvenir?'

'Yes, I would,' Yagru said. 'I'm using it on PP tomorrow.'

'Ah well,' Jason's Mom said, regretfully. She gave a last saucy wink to PP and headed off in the direction of Virginia. She'd be thinking about PP and the warm Shit with corn in it for a long time to come.