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Angel on Earth part 4

Mar 7th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.96, #665.97, #665.98, #665.991, #665.992
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  3. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/818508500446478356/part_1.PNG
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  5. >Anon's GF is cheating on him
  6. >Angel knows
  7. Oh no, that's how you get murder
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  9. >Anon's GF is cheating on him
  10. Oh man art mimic's life yet again.
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  12. Pain
  13. Shit happened to me years ago, still hurts to think about.
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  15. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/818508692512964679/part_2.PNG
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  17. Angel needs to fcking murder the both of them.
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  19. It's so cute how protective Angel is of Anon because of what he did.
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  21. I suspect these pages take place before the Angel-Girlfriend fight, which might serve as more context for why Angel imitated the fight.
  22.  
  23. There's nothing inherently suggesting the girlfriend is in the wrong in this scenario. Although I think GF should do a better job of communicating her displeasures with Anon instead of bottling them away.
  24.  
  25. Anon is just operating under the assumption that everything is smooth sailing.
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  27. >angel dust finding out anons gf is cheating on him
  28. -
  29. he must take matters into his own hands
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  31. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/818716699556577300/part_3.PNG
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  33. Not the writer for the angel dust on earth but I'm sad and want to write sad shit for catharsis
  34. >"Anon..."
  35. >Anon turns to his girlfriend
  36. "Yeah?"
  37. >"We need to talk."
  38. "About what?"
  39. >"Our relationship."
  40. >Anon gets a sinking feeling in his gut
  41. "Oh... Okay."
  42. >Anon remembers the advice his sister had given him about dating
  43. >>"Anon, the phrase We Need To Talk is always a bad sign. If she says that, she's leaving you. She's trying to let you down easy, if she says that just cut it off then and there."
  44. "You're leaving me aren't you."
  45. >"Wha...h-how did...?"
  46. "If you don't want to be with me just fcking say it. Don't try to make it seem like a good fcking thing."
  47. >"A-anon it's not like that, i-i just..."
  48. "You just what? You just got bored with me? Or is there someone else?"
  49. >Her silence answers the question
  50. "...if you were seeing someone else you should have just said something."
  51. >"Anon..."
  52. "Get out. Please. We're... We're done."
  53. >She stares at anon for a few seconds before silently getting up and heading towards the door
  54. >"Anon... I'm sorry."
  55. >Anon doesn't say anything as she leaves
  56. >Angel pokes his head out of his room and looks at anon, who has his head in his hands
  57. >"Non? You okay?"
  58. >Anon sighs deeply and gets up
  59. "Angel, i... I think i need to be alone for a while."
  60. >Anhel looks at anon in concern but silently nods
  61. >Anon goes into his room and closes the door
  62. >He lies on his bed and stares at the ceiling
  63. >He feels pain, and he doesn't know how to deal with it
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  65. i actually haven't thought about how angel would even end up on earth in the first place
  66. -
  67. Fell ass backwards into one of IMP's portals because Blitzo forgot to close it and they just ditched him there to avoid getting in trouble
  68. -
  69. >trip into a portal
  70. >end up back in the real world (which you didn't even know was possible)
  71. >get left behind
  72. but then how do anon and angel meet?
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  74. Angel was from a mob family. He's no stranger to breaking and entering.
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  76. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819591688989310976/1615434016321.png
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  78. >rummaging through some random's apartment after being stuck in the living world
  79. >recognize brands from when you were alive that aren't in hell
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  81. Cute. I love the idea of older sinners having strong nostalgia.
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  83. That's fcking cute
  84.  
  85. Damn that tugged the heartstrings
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  87. What other things would Angel be nostalgic for? Given when he lived, when the markets were a bit more isolated and there were more, smaller companies rather than big conglomerates with national reach, there could be a lot of stuff that he'd really have to go out of his way to find.
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  89. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819592000885358613/1615439779491.png
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  91. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819592124252946442/1615448114726.png
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  93. Blitzo ccks it up again.
  94.  
  95. Well we have our answer to how Mister Angel got where he is.
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  97. I would presume it's only temporary, but surely Hell would notice if he went missing? Hence, Val coming the living world to look for him.
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  99. >Val goes to the living world to get Angel.
  100. >Is in rage that he’ve lost a ton of profit while His star performer was out having an “adventure”.
  101. >Ignores Angles pleas for mercy and his explanation on how he got here against his will.
  102. >Takes his anger out on Angel before dragging him back to hell.
  103.  
  104. Val is an ash0le.
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  106. Angel already being behind on a quota and panicking over a deadline would explain why he looks so terribly distressed in those pictures rather than just surprised/confused.
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  108. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819662180982063214/1615492702221.png
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  110. >Angel sings his own theme song
  111. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTbd96J47eI
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  113. A spider would be the perfect serial burglar
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  115. >Anon sees a giant spider-man crawling up the wall into his apartment
  116. >Thinks of spiderman the superhero
  117. >Starts cracking up at the absurdity this reality pun even though he should be wigging out.
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  119. >Angel gets flustered and protests that he isn't spider man
  120. >Anon on the other hand keeps singing the spiderman theme song and asks if he has a pig
  121. >"... y-yes I have a pig so what?"
  122. >He changes the verses from spiderman to spiderpig and laughs even harder
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  124. >to Angels shegrin, anon pulls out his phone and plays this song
  125. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYANebYUBrc
  126. >laughing intensifies
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  128. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819712897906901023/1615502052523.png
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  130. thank god angel died before he could have had good chocolate
  131.  
  132. otherwise he would have just made fun of us for saving hershey's for later
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