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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.96, #665.97, #665.98, #665.991, #665.992
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/818508500446478356/part_1.PNG
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- >Anon's GF is cheating on him
- >Angel knows
- Oh no, that's how you get murder
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- >Anon's GF is cheating on him
- Oh man art mimic's life yet again.
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- Pain
- Shit happened to me years ago, still hurts to think about.
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/818508692512964679/part_2.PNG
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- Angel needs to fcking murder the both of them.
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- It's so cute how protective Angel is of Anon because of what he did.
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- I suspect these pages take place before the Angel-Girlfriend fight, which might serve as more context for why Angel imitated the fight.
- There's nothing inherently suggesting the girlfriend is in the wrong in this scenario. Although I think GF should do a better job of communicating her displeasures with Anon instead of bottling them away.
- Anon is just operating under the assumption that everything is smooth sailing.
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- >angel dust finding out anons gf is cheating on him
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- he must take matters into his own hands
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/818716699556577300/part_3.PNG
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- Not the writer for the angel dust on earth but I'm sad and want to write sad shit for catharsis
- >"Anon..."
- >Anon turns to his girlfriend
- "Yeah?"
- >"We need to talk."
- "About what?"
- >"Our relationship."
- >Anon gets a sinking feeling in his gut
- "Oh... Okay."
- >Anon remembers the advice his sister had given him about dating
- >>"Anon, the phrase We Need To Talk is always a bad sign. If she says that, she's leaving you. She's trying to let you down easy, if she says that just cut it off then and there."
- "You're leaving me aren't you."
- >"Wha...h-how did...?"
- "If you don't want to be with me just fcking say it. Don't try to make it seem like a good fcking thing."
- >"A-anon it's not like that, i-i just..."
- "You just what? You just got bored with me? Or is there someone else?"
- >Her silence answers the question
- "...if you were seeing someone else you should have just said something."
- >"Anon..."
- "Get out. Please. We're... We're done."
- >She stares at anon for a few seconds before silently getting up and heading towards the door
- >"Anon... I'm sorry."
- >Anon doesn't say anything as she leaves
- >Angel pokes his head out of his room and looks at anon, who has his head in his hands
- >"Non? You okay?"
- >Anon sighs deeply and gets up
- "Angel, i... I think i need to be alone for a while."
- >Anhel looks at anon in concern but silently nods
- >Anon goes into his room and closes the door
- >He lies on his bed and stares at the ceiling
- >He feels pain, and he doesn't know how to deal with it
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- i actually haven't thought about how angel would even end up on earth in the first place
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- Fell ass backwards into one of IMP's portals because Blitzo forgot to close it and they just ditched him there to avoid getting in trouble
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- >trip into a portal
- >end up back in the real world (which you didn't even know was possible)
- >get left behind
- but then how do anon and angel meet?
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- Angel was from a mob family. He's no stranger to breaking and entering.
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819591688989310976/1615434016321.png
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- >rummaging through some random's apartment after being stuck in the living world
- >recognize brands from when you were alive that aren't in hell
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- Cute. I love the idea of older sinners having strong nostalgia.
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- That's fcking cute
- Damn that tugged the heartstrings
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- What other things would Angel be nostalgic for? Given when he lived, when the markets were a bit more isolated and there were more, smaller companies rather than big conglomerates with national reach, there could be a lot of stuff that he'd really have to go out of his way to find.
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819592000885358613/1615439779491.png
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819592124252946442/1615448114726.png
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- Blitzo ccks it up again.
- Well we have our answer to how Mister Angel got where he is.
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- I would presume it's only temporary, but surely Hell would notice if he went missing? Hence, Val coming the living world to look for him.
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- >Val goes to the living world to get Angel.
- >Is in rage that he’ve lost a ton of profit while His star performer was out having an “adventure”.
- >Ignores Angles pleas for mercy and his explanation on how he got here against his will.
- >Takes his anger out on Angel before dragging him back to hell.
- Val is an ash0le.
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- Angel already being behind on a quota and panicking over a deadline would explain why he looks so terribly distressed in those pictures rather than just surprised/confused.
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819662180982063214/1615492702221.png
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- >Angel sings his own theme song
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTbd96J47eI
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- A spider would be the perfect serial burglar
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- >Anon sees a giant spider-man crawling up the wall into his apartment
- >Thinks of spiderman the superhero
- >Starts cracking up at the absurdity this reality pun even though he should be wigging out.
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- >Angel gets flustered and protests that he isn't spider man
- >Anon on the other hand keeps singing the spiderman theme song and asks if he has a pig
- >"... y-yes I have a pig so what?"
- >He changes the verses from spiderman to spiderpig and laughs even harder
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- >to Angels shegrin, anon pulls out his phone and plays this song
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYANebYUBrc
- >laughing intensifies
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819712897906901023/1615502052523.png
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- thank god angel died before he could have had good chocolate
- otherwise he would have just made fun of us for saving hershey's for later
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