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- Jotted down by Sayuri by watching WR a lot
- Yell at me on the Conker speedrun discord if I noted something wrong https://discord.gg/vASJuMT
- Remember to skip the cutscenes by tapping L.
- CSP = Context-Sensitive Pad
- CSA = Context-Sensitive Action
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- - Talk to the asshole scarecrow
- - Press B over the CSP. When the cutscene starts, pause and exit to the menu. Select Pan Handled
- - Pull the lever at the top of the area
- - Enter the door, skip the text, (pan)slap the key and grab it
- - Slap the gargoyle
- - Climb on the rock and use the CSP, then exit the level
- - Grab the beehive and take it to the queen
- - Use the CSP and kill all 4 beetles
- - Enter the path to Barn Boys
- - Talk to the box being stomped on by the "fatass bitch"
- - Talk to the cheese gatekeeper
- - Grab a piece of cheese (slap to stun)
- - Bring it back to the mouse
- - ^ Do that two more times
- - Climb on top of the barn and grab the money
- - Enter the barn and talk to Franky (the pitchfork)
- - Get Franky to destroy all of the hay. Pull the lever and exit the barn
- - Travel across the top of the barn and use the CSP to knife down Franky
- - Do Barn Skip
- - Haybot fight, try not to die
- - Use the CSPs to get rid of all the electrical cables
- - Exit the room
- - Get on the monk's book, grab the money, and exit the barn
- - Talk to the sunflower
- - Get the bees:
- 1. Bouncing crate
- 2. Near the level entrance
- 3. On top of the barn where you got the money earlier
- 4. On the rim of the bucket on top of the barn
- 5. Climb to the very top of the tall ladder and do the CSA. Then go to where the cheeses were and climb on top a wall to get the bees
- - Get the money in the hallway beneath the moping king bee
- - Talk to the sunflower again and bounce on her giant boobs to get the money
- - Exit the level
- - Enter the shack in the poo area then use the CSP
- - Climb the ropes up to the entrance of the bull room
- - Climb to the top of the room and activate the faucet for the shit juice
- - Use the bull to kill 3 cows after they move to the center. When you kill the last cow, enter the hole while holding A+right
- - If you miss the OOB then just swim down and get the money normally, it's near the bull
- - Swim to the top and exit the shack
- - Roll the ball of shit to crush the big beetle while being careful with the normal beetles
- - Get the new ball of shit and roll it to the top of the hill in the hole
- - Grab the money at the summit
- - Grab another ball of shit and roll it to the fence
- - Enter the next level in the lake
- - Swim into the hole near the sea-dog
- - Talk to the gay cogs
- - Climb to the top of the tower, or do the upwarp (https://clips.twitch.tv/BashfulEndearingBaboonPunchTrees), and grab the money
- - As you're going back down the tower, pull the lever
- - Swim through the entrance of glowing water
- - Slap the girl cog and bring it to the gay cog
- - ^ Repeat this two more times
- - Run on the spinner in the middle of the room
- - Exit the tower
- - Lead the catfish to the vault and enter
- - Use the CSP and hit the letters in order: O, P, E, N
- - Enter the hole
- - Swim down while getting air bubbles to stay alive
- - Get air from the light at the top then go through the blue hole and pull the lever
- - Go through the green hole and swim to the light to get air
- - Go through the yellow hole and to the top while getting air and avoiding the robot monster
- - Fall through the hole
- - Piss on the fire monsters
- - Roll one ball on the pressure plate and the other down the path with the green monster, then exit
- - Escape from the sea-dog then climb on top of it once it crashes to get the money
- - Exit the level and enter the poo mountain
- - Slap every piece of sweet corn and throw them all into the middle
- - Throw the toilet paper rolls into his mouth, c'mon this is like the one part of the game everyone knows about :^)
- - When you deal the last hit, go to where the glass wall was and grab the money then pull the lever
- - Go through the revealed entrance at the bottom of the hole
- - Swim through the passage and try to not die but fail and die anyways with the blades
- - Climb to the top of the tower
- - Enter the building and get the money
- - Use the CSA on the statue
- - Use the CSA again
- - Roll the balled-up rock person down the path
- - Enter the doorway to the right of the giant dinosaur head
- - Go on top of the egg and use the CSA to break it
- - Slowly guide the dinosaur Loopy through the path and through the door
- - Use the CSP to hit the up arrow on the wall
- - Guide Loopy onto the rock pad and use the CSP to hit the down arrow and crush him
- - Go on the left nostril and use the CSA
- - Go to the back of the giant dinosaur head you're on and grab the money
- - Use the CSA on the opposite nostril
- - Enter the room on the right again
- - Kill yourself by jumping to the left
- - Enter the door with the up arrow on it
- - Guide the cavemen to the nightclub entrance and slap the rock people to get the cavemen to kill them
- - Talk to the bouncer and enter the club
- - Roll the rolled-up rock person to the entrance and on the pressure plate
- - Get drunk and piss on the rock person closest to the middle hole, and piss on them into it
- - Piss on the cavemen near where you got drunk and keep pissing until you're sober
- - Enter the middle hole and roll the rock person to the pressure pad at the end of the path
- - Get drunk again and piss on a rock people to get them into the last two holes
- - Enter the left hole and grab the money
- - Leave the club
- - Take the bomb through the dinosaur head's throat and take the left path
- - Platform to the other end of the room
- - Deal with the horrendous racing controls while you probably die a lot. Slap all of the cavemen racers to recover your money
- - Enter the gate when you got all your money
- - Use the CSP and become friends with the dinosaur
- - Kill all of the cavemen including the new ones that appear
- - When the big caveman is about to hit you with his big bone, bite his dick then bite his ass
- - ^ Repeat this two more times
- - Leave
- - Grab the money and go down the hole with the "Danger Poo" sign, then jump down the hole in the mighty poo room
- - Go up around the middle of the mountain and glide to the money in the honeycomb hole, then enter the hive
- - Get to the center and enter the mini beehive, start shooting the wasps
- - When the wasps stop coming, exit the hive and wait for the cutscene that you'll skip
- - Grab the hive and bring it to the queen bee again
- - Go up the windmill path while avoiding the worms, talk to the barrel, and roll on it
- - Go through the waterway and take the right path, pull the lever
- - Talk to Greg then go through the big gates
- - Kill all the zombies that appear while moving through the path to the door- climb on top of tombstones and shoot from there, that helps
- - When the skippable cutscene plays, go through the door to the mansion
- - As Bat Conker, find and drop 7 villagers into the crusher. Echo-locate near them, shit on them, then grab them and drop them in the crusher
- - Perform Key Skip: (This skip saves around 6 minutes compared to doing the mansion normally. You have a lot of tries before you start losing time due to how much it saves, so don't worry if you don't always get it the first few tries)
- - https://clips.twitch.tv/KawaiiStrangeCougarSmoocherZ - do the upwarp, get to the lever, pull the lever, get the key, take it to the mansion entrance, then get on the barrel and ride it outside
- - Roll the barrel down the path and don't die
- - When you reach the river, roll it up the incline and go through the exit
- - Grab the money and leave
- - Go back up the Hungover area and exit it
- - Enter the doorway to It's War
- - Move the metal crate to the left
- - Go to the bathroom and use the CSA
- - Push the TNT thing to the right through the minefield, while avoiding the spider mechs
- - When it reaches the end, jump into the water and lead the electric eels through the loops
- - Use the CSP in the center and destroy the TNT guy
- - Get another TNT guy from the bathroom and push it to the left side this time while avoiding the bouncing crates
- - When it reaches the end, jump into the water and use the CSP on the left side TNT guy
- - Talk to the sergeant
- - Go through D-Day and don't die, while heading towards the back area
- - Use the CSA, shoot off the lock, and go in
- - Kill all of the Tediz in the room you just entered
- - When you finish that ^, proceed through the hallways, you can ignore the rest of the Tediz
- - Enter the doorway to the surgery room
- - Kill all the Tediz and pull both of the levers, then leave the room
- - Climb onto the bookcase or whatever and use the CSP to kill the turret Tedi
- - Kill all the Tediz with your machine guns. Or use the turret anyways, I'm not your mom
- - The exit door will open when all the Tediz are gone, go in and take the left path's exit
- - Kill the Tediz around Rodent
- - Carefully lead Rodent through the path, don't go too far from him
- - When you get to the part with the water, use the floating CSP and shoot off the things surrounding the door lock
- - Exit the CSP when done, and go to Rodent; kill all the Tediz around him
- - Use the tank to shoot a hole through the cement wall, and enter
- - Go through the hallway of toxic shit, pull the lever, then go back
- - Enter the tank again and take it through the path while using the CSAs on the inclines and shooting down the objects with warning tape
- - When you get past the second incline, shoot down the middle tower and enter the hole
- - Go to each of the four corners and use the CSPs to destroy the submarines
- - Talk to the Excorcist ripoff girl when you finish ^
- - Destroy the giant Tedi robot. Destroy its guns, knock off the girl, fire at its back, repeat.
- - Enter the hole that appears when the countdown starts
- - Crawl under the slanted fence and make a run toward the end
- - Grab chocolate if you don't have at least 4 pieces already
- - High jump into the destroyed windmill
- - Enter the bank and begin the heist
- - Use the CSAs to kill the weasel guards when they appear
- - Head forwards when the heist finishes
- - Slap and grab the money, cutscene skip
- - Pull the lever and get in the suit
- - Avoid Heinrich's attacks, then punch him multiple times and grab + throw him out the airlock
- - ^Repeat two more times
- Time ends when you throw Heinrich out for the last time.
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