Sweet Dreams in Demon Castle 34 PR

Sweet Dreams in the Demon Castle TL by Nitori, PR by meterion

TS: Bold italics for all spiked yelling bubbles
TS: Fengardo Neue for like, every thought text lol, just not the narration boxes (i.e. those fancy ones; use like, Segoe WP)

[01]		ignore the ad junk
In the Confederated Human Country of Kaymin,
In the Human Confederation of Kaymin,

The King's address was this...
The King's address was thus...

If I were in the Kingdom at this time,
If I were in the Kingdom now,

[02]
"Sleeping New Year's" to be this wondrous...!
a "Sleeping New Year's" to be this wondrous...!

Because Christmas was a shipwreck...
Because Christmas was a train wreck...

I even wondered whether Demon King Castle was culturally dross!
I wondered whether Demon King Castle even had culture!

And above all, about half of all the demons went home for the holidays, so the quietness is nice too!
And even better, about half of all the demons went home for the holidays, so it's nice and quiet, too!

They'll soon be back though...
They'll be back soon, though...

[03]
I... the one worthy of being the Princess of all mankind...
I... someone worthy of being a Princess for all mankind...

[05]
Girl who has all her calories going to her breasts
The Girl whose Calories all go to her Breasts

We've got some poisonless apple pie!!
We've got some poison-free apple pie!!

anti-diet enemies in here!!
anti-diet enemies here!!

[06]
Yeah... Although she's kinda tired, she's refusing to eat!
Yeah... She looks kinda tired but she's refusing to eat!

It was an irreplaceable bliss to sleep on a full stomach...
It was irreplaceable bliss to sleep on a full stomach...

However, I must say goodbye.
But now, I must say goodbye.

It's impossible for me to cut down on the amount of time I sleep...
It's impossible for me to cut down on how much I sleep...

[07]
She'd be a bit hungry then, wouldn't she!?
She'll be a bit hungry by now, won't she!?

You're giving off a tension as if you haven't eaten for three days straight! Hey!!
You're making it seem like you haven't eaten for three days straight! Hey!!

...Why do I need to suffer... this much?
...Why do I have to suffer... this much?

Even though I was merely born as the human princess...
Even though I was born as a mere human princess...

I'd be exposed to the public ever since I was a child and strictly forced to adhere to a predetermined lifestyle.
I was exposed to the public ever since I was a child and strictly forced to follow a predetermined lifestyle.

[08]
Everyone Looking Strange
Everyone Looking Weirdly

[09]
I've been too slim up until now...
I had always been too slim...

What if I currently have a perfectly normal figure~!?
And now have a perfectly normal figure~!?

[10]
It's said that in the end, she exercised regularly and got slim.
It's said that, in the end, she exercised regularly and got slim again.