Fallout NY Reboot: Session 10: Recon, Ride, Raid

Game starts at 8:20

Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, August 22, 2014
7:56 PM - marlon cobretti has been invited to chat.
7:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has been invited to chat.
7:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
7:56 PM - Surd has been invited to chat.
7:56 PM - Trooper-Guy1 has been invited to chat.
7:56 PM - Surd entered chat.
7:57 PM - Trooper-Guy1 entered chat.
7:57 PM - marlon cobretti entered chat.
7:57 PM - marlon cobretti: yo
7:57 PM - Surd: ay
7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: does anyone have the leg cross scene from basic instinct?
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I can't even find a censored version
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I need to make this shit before the whole depression quest thing ends
7:58 PM - marlon cobretti: pirate the movie, cut it out yourself?
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: takes too long
7:58 PM - marlon cobretti: not really
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'll do if if I have no other option
7:58 PM - marlon cobretti: if YIFY has a release it'll take like 20 mins
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: but I'd just like to do it now :V
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: YIFY?
7:59 PM - marlon cobretti: just set it to download nigga
7:59 PM - marlon cobretti: yeah, they have great torrents
7:59 PM - marlon cobretti: like 700 mb for a 720p movie
7:59 PM - marlon cobretti: decent quality, too
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: but I don't feel like scrubbin through the whole movie for one scene
8:00 PM - marlon cobretti: well it ain't a bad movie
8:00 PM - marlon cobretti: might as well rewatch it :v
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I can't watch it man I got this going
8:00 PM - marlon cobretti: in a window?
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: why would I just leave a movie running in the background
8:00 PM - marlon cobretti: why not? I do that with tv shows often
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wow holy fuck
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 1.7gb for 1080p
8:01 PM - marlon cobretti: yeah their compression is pretty out of this world
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: is anyone else going to say anything?
8:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: anything
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: no
8:03 PM - Surd: Are compression algorithms trade secrets?
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I guess I'll go get snacks then
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: urd
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yes
8:03 PM - Surd: cool
8:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: well, somehow nobody else manages to compress movies so well
8:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: so maybe???
8:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm not too well acquainted with the secret cutthroat world of movie piracy
8:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: brb, grabbing beer
8:04 PM - Surd: Wasn't there a 60MB version of Terminator 2 floating around?
8:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah, I've got it even
8:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's a gif the size of a postage stamp :v
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: yo ciaster
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: ever finish and upload that sheet?
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: the health one
8:05 PM - Flint disconnected.
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: rip
8:05 PM - Flint entered chat.
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: unrip
8:06 PM - Flint: ok Steam
8:06 PM - Flint: Please not now
8:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: back
8:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: and I did
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: sweet mother of god
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Surd
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you have been a busy boy
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: all dese raider sheets
8:06 PM - Surd: It's like playing Papers, Please
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: ya make me proud, son
8:06 PM - Surd: but without the prostitutes
8:06 PM - Surd: or the guns
8:07 PM - Surd: well actually there is guns
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and prostitutes depending on the raider
8:07 PM - Surd: Oh by the way I leveled up
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: so assign your points :v
8:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: ok so to anyone who didn't hear about this already
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: surd: abusing the system since last week
8:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: a) we've got a new health system :v
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: nobody heard about it
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: where did you upload the sheet anyway
8:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: and b) I made a little sheet thing to make using it painless
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: where is the sheet
8:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: check rules -> archive -> ciaster -> sheet -> hp_ware
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: why is it in there
8:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: you're gonna have to install the NBOS sheet viewer if you don't have it
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: that doesn't even make sense
8:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: 'cause the other sheet is in there
8:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: shut up y'all
8:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: you're also gonna have to install the fonts that are also in the folder
8:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: actually I'll fish it back out of the archives
8:09 PM - Flint: fucking christ
8:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright it's in the root rules folder now
8:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: sorry? :v
8:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: the sheet program is hella useful, though
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: this is the shit we gotta work out pregame
8:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: we didn't really have time to work it out
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I remember it working without the sheetviewer
8:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: especially since Surd is always offline
8:10 PM - Surd: so do I install that or not?
8:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: unless that was a image
8:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: http://www.nbos.com/products/charsheet/charsheet.htm here's the sheet program
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i feel your pain dan
8:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: that was a screenshot
8:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: c'mon don't go all disco on me it's just literally installing one program and two fonts :v
8:11 PM - Flint: ughh
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: how do I regularly view it
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: this just sends me to the designer page :V
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 1 sec actually
8:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: you got the sheet viewer installed?
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to Please Don't Blow Up the ESB.
8:12 PM - Surd: How do I install fonts
8:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: unpack archive
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I got the designer
8:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: double click on the font file and it'll open in a preview window
8:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: click install
8:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: if you've got the designer you've got the viewer
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: how do I view it
8:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: open the viewer, file -> open, navigate to rules -> sheet, change the file type to .csd so it shows up, open hp_ware
8:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: it'll pop up a window asking you whether to install the sheet, click yes
8:14 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: fuck
8:14 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i printed out the font
8:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: jesus christ this shit just went full potato
8:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: beer, save me
8:15 PM - Surd: Now that I've installed the fonts do I need to keep the files I unpacked?
8:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: nah
8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I did it
8:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: good man
8:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: ok
8:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: hi
8:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: things are all set up
8:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: nice name
8:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I had to install and do things and bluh
8:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: thanks
8:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: anyone got a source of explosives we could exploit?
8:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: better yet, can I use my out of game knowledge?
8:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: I've got the anarchist's cookbook laying around somewhere
8:17 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: edgy
8:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: edgier than a 12 year old's deviantart account, baby
8:18 PM - Dez: why did my dropbox just sync 108 files
8:18 PM - Dez: whatever
8:19 PM - Surd: I accidentally moved archives into a folder
8:19 PM - Dez: lets just start :V
8:19 PM - Surd: and then I moved them back
8:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah let's go
8:19 PM - Dez: :V
8:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: gg
8:19 PM - Flint: What is even happening
8:19 PM - Dez: we really are retarted
8:19 PM - Dez: gm
8:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yes
8:19 PM - Dez: just give us the previously on
8:20 PM - Dez: one more second and we might sperg out and die of dumb
8:20 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: hi
8:20 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: PREVIOUSLY ON: FALLOUT: FAGGOTS RUIN EVERYTHING EDITION
8:20 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: They stole a truck!
8:20 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: That's about it.
8:20 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You were on your way to like, Terminal, or something?
8:21 PM - Dez: ye
8:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: that we did
8:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: and we werea
8:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: actually we're staying at a motel right now
8:21 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: oh right
8:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: already paid the $ and everything
8:21 PM - Dez: oh wow
8:21 PM - Dez: forgot about that
8:21 PM - Surd: We shopped a little bit
8:21 PM - Surd: Dez got a spearchete
8:21 PM - Dez: alroight so wakin up in the morning
8:21 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: anyone want some shopping or meds or dooghickeries?
8:22 PM - Dez: head to the bar :V
8:22 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: bit early in the morning for a trip to the bar, ain't it? :v
8:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: we did that last session, too
8:22 PM - Dez: I think we shopped enough :V
8:22 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: we did? I forget already
8:22 PM - Surd: We all got our shopping done
8:22 PM - Surd: repair, too
8:22 PM - Dez: everyone knows that the tavern is the one stop job shop
8:22 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: oh good
8:23 PM - Dez: so lets go ask around about some raiders and then murder their shit
8:23 PM - Dez: so then we can get a player home :V
8:23 PM - Flint: weee
8:23 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you guys will need to trick out your ride eventually too
8:23 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: ie add full-auto MESON mounts
8:23 PM - Dez: aye
8:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: eventually
8:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: we're poor as shit now so
8:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: but I wouldn't mind swiping a couple of m60s and bolting them on or something :v
8:24 PM - Surd: Three .38 snubnose taped together
8:24 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: so, to the bar?
8:24 PM - Dez: you mean howitzer?
8:24 PM - Dez: aye to the bar
8:24 PM - Surd: ye
8:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: let's private eye it up
8:25 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You enter yonder tavern. It's sparsely populated this early in the morning, perhaps a few leftover drunks from the night before who never bothered to leave, or passed out in a pool of their own vomit and have yet to awaken.
8:25 PM - Dez: Dez takes a seat at the bar and calls over the 'tender~~
8:26 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You spot a rather busty red-head tending the bar. By "tending the bar," I of course mean sitting lazily and examining her dirty nails
8:26 PM - Dez: nyehey!
8:26 PM - Dez: there's the person
8:26 PM - Flint: How's my ga-..
8:26 PM - Flint: radar?
8:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: I take a seat at the bar, next to Dez I guess
8:26 PM - Dez: you guys don't get it
8:26 PM - Flint: On this lady
8:26 PM - Dez: because ur not special ;o
8:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: nyah! there's the elitist
8:27 PM - Flint: Wut?
8:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: @ Wing
8:27 PM - Dez: "I assume this small town of your has had some run in with bandits and such right?"
8:27 PM - Flint: Are we at terminal?
8:27 PM - Flint: Why am I so confused
8:27 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yep
8:27 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: because it's a throwback to the original NY campaign
8:28 PM - Dez: "I've got a score to settle with some raiders around here and I'd like to know where I can find these guys."
8:28 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: this is the same bartender
8:28 PM - Surd: oh
8:28 PM - Dez: waot
8:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: I stay silent and let Dez do the talking, for now.
8:28 PM - Dez: you guys actually read the logs?
8:28 PM - Surd: some of them
8:28 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "Every town does, honey. Looking to be a hero?"
8:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: whoa I thought only we did
8:28 PM - Dez: I feel like a supa star now
8:29 PM - Dez: we don't even read the logs dumbnut :V
8:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: I motion to the bartender to bring me a shot of whatever they've got.
8:29 PM - Dez: "I guess you can say that, yeah."
8:29 PM - Saiko entered chat.
8:30 PM - Saiko: ((so how about that fallout))
8:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: we're playing
8:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: sort of
8:30 PM - Dez: "I'll essentially just be doing a little pest control for this town. All for free."
8:30 PM - Dez: we just started
8:30 PM - Dez: and I'm the only one thats doing anything :V
8:30 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "Free? Now that's a little unusual."
8:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddammit
8:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: we weren't supposed to be doing it for free
8:31 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: She pours you a shot of whiskey
8:31 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Roll CHR~
8:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: me?
8:31 PM - Dez: "It depends really."
8:31 PM - Flint: Are we all sitting at a bar counter?
8:31 PM - Flint: or a table?
8:31 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: whoever's talking
8:31 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: let's say the bar
8:31 PM - Dez: "Donations would be nice" Dez smiles and takes Marlowe's shots
8:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: the two of us are sitting at the bar
8:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: hey you fucker
8:31 PM - Dez: me and mar at the counter
8:31 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: counter
8:31 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: whatever
8:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Hands off my booze."
8:31 PM - Surd: I sit down on the corner of a pool table
8:32 PM - Dez: does that give me a char boost
8:32 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Dez roll CHR you faggot
8:32 PM - Dez: because i am so cool
8:32 PM - Flint: Maybe I can work my womanly charms on this lady
8:32 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: no
8:32 PM - Flint: for no particular reason
8:32 PM - Dez: fuck im not in rolz
8:32 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: god dammit
8:32 PM - Dez: fyck
8:32 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: gg
8:32 PM - Surd: Flint has -1CHR with women
8:32 PM - Surd: and -40 speech
8:32 PM - Flint: And yet possibly a lesbian
8:32 PM - Flint: You can see my curse
8:32 PM - Dez: doesn't surd has the best chr?
8:32 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: rip
8:32 PM - Dez: and speech?
8:33 PM - Surd: best chr, mediocre speech
8:33 PM - Dez: you do the talking faggot
8:33 PM - Surd: ye my speech is like 20
8:33 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: She pours you your shot without another word
8:33 PM - Flint: Can I do a charisma roll to see if I'm like..
8:33 PM - Dez: we have psychopaths doing the negotiations when we got god damn james bond over here
8:33 PM - Dez: hot shit?
8:33 PM - Flint: This lady will be interested
8:33 PM - Flint: Yes
8:33 PM - Dez: pun intended
8:33 PM - Flint: I'm doing it
8:34 PM - Flint: LOVE ME
8:34 PM - Flint: Fuck
8:34 PM - Flint: Oh well
8:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: she does not love you
8:34 PM - Dez: :C
8:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Flint, roll PER
8:34 PM - Flint: yay 10
8:34 PM - Flint: :V
8:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: why do female characters always have to be lesbians goddammit nerds
8:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You fail to notice her glare in your general direction for a moment
8:35 PM - Dez: "We'll work out a deal with whoever runs this town."
8:35 PM - Flint: I think she hates me
8:35 PM - Flint: Woah woah now
8:35 PM - Dez: "We'll see how much they care about your safety."
8:35 PM - Flint: 'possibly' marlowe
8:35 PM - Flint: 'possibly'
8:35 PM - Dez: flint wasn't even supposed to be lesbo
8:35 PM - Flint: ^
8:35 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: she is now
8:35 PM - Dez: we just made the joke about lesbian psyker and then tg ran with it :V
8:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but someone declared she probably is
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: I think it was Dan
8:36 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: hi
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: hello
8:36 PM - Dez: Scout wasn't going to be lesbian
8:36 PM - Dez: there is that
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: how get explosive
8:36 PM - Dez: but I never actually played as her :V
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddammit I hate myself for starting this derail
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: let's just play
8:37 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say that sounded like a threat."
8:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: "He's not too good with words."
8:37 PM - Dez: "I just asked a simple question that you just don't seem to be answering."
8:38 PM - Dez: "If I am coming off as agressive that's because I am."
8:38 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: what was the question?
8:38 PM - Flint: meow
8:38 PM - Dez: "So can you just tell me where I can find a bunch of raiders to murder?"
8:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Yeah, just give him a target to direct his aggression at."
8:40 PM - Dez: "I'm a beast on the field" Dez wink wurnks
8:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "Well, I wouldn't personally know, but there's always the bounty board." She points at a bulletin board on the wall, that has various papers and things tacked onto it, some with a few rough sketches of faces
8:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Roll speechu~
8:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: or would that be CHR
8:40 PM - Dez: fail
8:40 PM - Dez: probably
8:40 PM - Dez: chr
8:40 PM - Dez: yay
8:40 PM - Surd: I check out the bounty board.
8:40 PM - Surd: Do I recognize anyone?
8:41 PM - Dez: I have done what no man has done before
8:41 PM - Dez: splooshed that bartender
8:41 PM - Flint: I bet it was my burn mark that turned the bartender off
8:41 PM - Surd: Whoa what you have a burn mark?
8:42 PM - Flint: yeah I dropped that description on my introduction
8:42 PM - Surd: oh, right
8:42 PM - Flint: If a refresher
8:42 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Surd, you recognize something about "the headhunters," as mentioned by your wanderer friend who you gave a lift. They're a fairly sizeable gang, and their location is listed on the sheet, with a 2500 cap bounty for his head
8:42 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Intact
8:42 PM - Surd: Damnit
8:43 PM - Surd: "Guys, do you know where we left Tomato Tim?"
8:43 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: how'd you know his name was that anyway :v
8:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: "In pieces on the side of the road?"
8:43 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: not that it matters
8:43 PM - Surd: "Guys, where did we leave that compact?"
8:43 PM - Surd: ^retcon
8:43 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: and his response still applies
8:43 PM - Surd: right
8:43 PM - Surd: Who posted the bounty?
8:44 PM - Dez: "Do we actually need the head?"
8:44 PM - Flint: dark-skinned dark redheaded lady, brown eyes, burn marks/scars covering left side of face. So we don't forget why I'm like 4 CHR.
8:44 PM - Flint: also that bounty would be nice
8:44 PM - Dez: Dez thanks the bartenders and joins surd by the board
8:44 PM - Dez: also what became of my sick chr roll?
8:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, they're apparently a pretty big gang, so these four guys can't have been all of them."
8:44 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: The bartender gives a little wave as you walk away, not charging you for your shot
8:44 PM - Flint: wow
8:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Let's get 'em, maybe we'll get some compensation for it."
8:44 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: See? Marlowe knows how to roll
8:44 PM - Dez: nice
8:44 PM - Flint: I kind of want to punch her
8:45 PM - Saiko: do it
8:45 PM - Dez: that was me fgt
8:45 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I didn't mean roll
8:45 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: like, dice
8:45 PM - Dez: o
8:45 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I meant, he knows what's up
8:45 PM - Dez: "Mar."
8:45 PM - Flint: lol
8:45 PM - Dez: "We already got them."
8:45 PM - Dez: fuck nvm
8:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Not all of them."
8:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: "And they went up in a little cute mushroom cloud."
8:46 PM - Dez: "Well where are the others then?"
8:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: "That's what we gotta find out."
8:46 PM - Dez: "Oh wait! Who's the guy we got jobs from before? He might know something."
8:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Say, we still got that carbine we got from that sniper?"
8:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Might come in useful."
8:47 PM - Surd: "What sniper?"
8:47 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "rather sizeable gang"
8:47 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you killed 4 people
8:47 PM - Dez: "Doubt it."
8:47 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: how is that "sizeable"
8:47 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you guys are acting like you killed the entire gang :v
8:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: nigga we're talking about how these can't have been the only guys in the gang
8:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: like
8:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: right now at this very moment of time
8:48 PM - Surd: We'd still want to collect the bounty for the four we killed, right?
8:48 PM - Dez: guess so
8:48 PM - Surd: But we can't get those I guess
8:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah we don't really have their heads or anything so
8:48 PM - Dez: do we have to get each head?
8:48 PM - Dez: or jsut the leader?
8:48 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: just the leader
8:49 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: +500 for the head of each of his main leader dudes
8:49 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: unfortunately, Tomato was one of them, so he's out
8:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright, time to hunt down the others then
8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: something something the word 'ahead' I can't be bothered
8:51 PM - Surd: To the bartender: "Hey, what about these 'Headhunters'? Anyone mention them recently?"
8:51 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "Oh, them? They're a bunch of crazies, go around lopping off heads and sticking them on poles."
8:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: beer #3 coming up
8:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: also nobody ever stuck a head on me this is a clear lie
8:51 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: She slides it neatly to you as her bodacious breasts bounce bountifully
8:52 PM - Saiko: ((was that necessary))
8:52 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yes
8:52 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: this is the barkeep we're talking about
8:52 PM - Flint: Wow
8:52 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: /the/ barkeep
8:52 PM - Dez: /the/
8:52 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: the one you could never bag
8:52 PM - Saiko: to be fair, i didnt even start that
8:53 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: anyway
8:53 PM - Surd: "How does anyone know who the leaders are if they're just killing everyone they see?"
8:54 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "Binoculars."
8:55 PM - Dez: "what"
8:55 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "Not that hard to understand, sweetie. People watch them from a distance binoculars, see who gives the orders and how the others react. Very simple."
8:56 PM - Dez: ^
8:56 PM - Dez: ficlq
8:56 PM - Dez: fuck
8:56 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "You seem more muscle than mind, big boy."
8:56 PM - Surd: "Well, we have a pair of our own. Dez, you still got that visitor's pass, right?"
8:56 PM - Dez: "Might over mind baby"
8:57 PM - Dez: "Yeah?"
8:57 PM - Dez: I thought that was just a 1 use thing
8:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: nope
8:57 PM - Surd: oh
8:57 PM - Surd: ok
8:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you keep it
8:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: one use thing for like
8:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: it's reusable
8:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: $5k or whatever?
8:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: that'd make no sense
8:58 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: ^
8:58 PM - Surd: "Let's get back to the Empire State Building and do what she said. We have our own pair right here."
8:58 PM - Dez: "So back to the ESB then?"
8:58 PM - Surd: Indicates binoculars
8:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Let's go do some recon."
8:59 PM - Dez: gg
8:59 PM - Dez: Dez hops in the back of the truck
8:59 PM - Flint: sure
8:59 PM - Surd: Surd sits in the front seat
8:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean I'm assuming you want to scope things out from the ESB, it being a good vantage point
9:00 PM - Surd: yes
9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: also, I take my rightful place as the king of the road
9:00 PM - Surd: exactly what i mean
9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOe27SJ3Yc
9:02 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You nab the sketches of the leaders' faces from the wall as you leave. The images are labeled, "Machinegun Kelly," "Cathy Carbine," "Laser Larry," and the clearly labled head honcho of all of them, "Humvee Huey."
9:03 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Huey's face don't look so nice
9:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You guys won't need these anymore."
9:03 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: "See you, cowboys," she waves as you leave. Waves to everyone except Flint. She shoots Flint one more dirty look.
9:04 PM - Dez: :c
9:04 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: why are you sad you aint flint :v
9:05 PM - Dez: oh wow
9:05 PM - Dez: I can't have empathy
9:05 PM - Dez: or sympathy
9:05 PM - Dez: whichever one
9:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: no
9:06 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: So you pile into the clearly stolen from the Yellow Cab yellow-colored caravan truck and drive back to the place where the main headquarters of the business you stole the truck from is located
9:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: we really gotta repaint that thing
9:06 PM - Dez: we gotta paint it red
9:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: also, I'm gonna park out back
9:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
9:07 PM - Flint: Ok sorry I'm good now, was sort of half-absent here
9:07 PM - Flint: We're heading out for these bounties?
9:07 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You park a fair distance away from the ESB, hoping nobody will notice or know how to hotwire
9:07 PM - Dez: aye we gotta scout out
9:07 PM - Surd: "Someone should stay here with the car."
9:07 PM - Dez: surd and marlowe should go up
9:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah was about to say that
9:07 PM - Dez: me and flint will stay down here
9:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: probably someone who already punched the dude out ie you
9:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
9:07 PM - Dez: because I shouldn't go into the ESB anymore :V
9:07 PM - Flint: what?
9:07 PM - Surd: Marlowe's the one who hijacked the car, wouldn't they take exception to that?
9:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh, yeah
9:08 PM - Dez: and flint would just burn the place up probably
9:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: ok surd go it alone then
9:08 PM - Dez: okay so flint and surd go up?
9:08 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: gg everyone
9:08 PM - Surd: Well, Flint and I are the only ones with a clean slate
9:08 PM - Dez: o
9:08 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you're all seethingly incompetent
9:08 PM - Flint: Being that I was specifically told not to harm the ESB
9:08 PM - Flint: I think I'm good
9:08 PM - Surd: relatively speaking
9:08 PM - Dez: whatever just go
9:09 PM - Flint: ok
9:09 PM - Flint: I'll go with Surd then
9:09 PM - Surd: "I'll go with Flint."
9:09 PM - Surd: "Flint, stay cool in there."
9:09 PM - Flint: she squints at Surd like he's fucking stupid
9:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, I stole the damn truck, so I'm not standing a foot in there."
9:09 PM - Flint: "Yeah I'll be sure to burn it all down while I'm dozens of stories in the air"
9:09 PM - Surd: I ignore it like I'm fucking stupid
9:09 PM - Flint: "Brilliance."
9:09 PM - Dez: ah fuck
9:10 PM - Dez: actually nvm
9:10 PM - Flint: "Let's just go do whatever we need to do. Wasn't paying that much attention anyway"
9:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: so
9:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: your choices are
9:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 9:09 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Option 1: The guy who punched the head caravan dude in the face
9:09 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Option 2: The guy who stole the truck and let the original driver run away, alive, knowing his face
9:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Option 3: The chick who will burn it all down for fun and maybe some profit
9:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Option 4: The guy who was with Option 1 at the time of the incident
9:10 PM - Flint: That's a stab at myself really
9:10 PM - Flint: And we went with 3 and 4 I think?
9:11 PM - Dez: yes
9:11 PM - Surd: We stay clear of floor 27
9:11 PM - Flint: Perfect
9:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: option 4 was wearing a mask
9:11 PM - Dez: you two just go
9:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: option 3 is a psychopath but not dumb
9:11 PM - Flint: Why floor 27?
9:11 PM - Surd: That's where the punching went down
9:11 PM - Flint: oh
9:11 PM - Surd: And where I stole the tape
9:11 PM - Flint: lol
9:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: if something goes wrong you guys just tear ass back to the car
9:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: and then I'll just
9:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: punch it
9:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: and we'll be gone
9:12 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Alright just to be clear, who is going, and who is staying?
9:12 PM - Surd: Surd and Flint go
9:12 PM - Surd: everyone else stays
9:12 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Alrighty then
9:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: ye
9:12 PM - Flint: and Iron Giant also goes
9:12 PM - Flint: We stay and he superman
9:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: vin diesel's finest role
9:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Surd and Flint walk to the ESB to do their business, while you two stay here by the car



~~PRIVATE CHAT, Flint and Surd - Observation Deck~~

9:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: anyway, you head to the lobby
9:13 PM - Flint: "What are we doing again?"
9:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You are not immediately accosted by any form of security, so that's a plus
9:14 PM - Flint: is obviously somewhere else mentally, for whatever reason, and just follows you without much word
9:14 PM - Flint: atleast for now
9:14 PM - Surd: "We're just going to head up, watch out for the headhunters, and get back out."
9:14 PM - Flint: "Simple enough"
9:15 PM - Surd: So, no security, right? I show the visitor's pass to the secretary.
9:15 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You approach the desk lady and slide her the entrance pass, where she tells you to to sign your name on a ledger she pushes towards you
9:16 PM - Surd: Do I need to roll penmanship
9:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: no, you're signing your own name man :v
9:16 PM - Surd: Right, I sign it and head into the elevator
9:16 PM - Surd: what's the highest floor?
9:17 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: The observation deck is where I recommend, floor 87
9:17 PM - Surd: "Hmm, eighty-seven floors." Boop.
9:18 PM - Flint: Leaning against the walls of the elevator, hands in my jacket pockets
9:18 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Disgustingly cheerful elevator music plays on your ride up
9:18 PM - Surd: "You ever meet that bartender before?"
9:18 PM - Flint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgBzpR8PySs
9:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: It stops about halfway up the building, as one person looks like he's about to get on. When he sees the two of you, a scarred up girl and a man in a gasmask, he backs away and the doors close again
9:19 PM - Flint: "Nope."
9:19 PM - Surd: "She seemed to have it out for you."
9:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Your ride continues uninterrupted, and you arrive at the observation deck shortly later
9:20 PM - Flint: "I don't get along with plenty of people. Sometimes other women in particular."
9:20 PM - Flint: "If I had a whiff of her actually wanting to do something to me I'd set the bitch on fire and be done with it."
9:20 PM - Flint: "For now she can flop her big tits around all she wants. Not my problem."
9:21 PM - Surd: "Yeah, what's the deal with that whole fire thing? Is everyone in your Vault like that?"
9:21 PM - Surd: Also I'm looking through the binoculars and stuff
9:21 PM - Flint: "Nope. It was just me and a couple others who could do..'special' things."
9:23 PM - Flint: "The Vault I came from had lots of..interesting people."
9:23 PM - Flint: "Smart, artistic, and looking beyond the normal scope of things. Just the usual."
9:24 PM - Surd: "So why'd you leave?"
9:24 PM - Flint: "Cause it was still a shithole and I don't like being cooped up in metal boxes."
9:24 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: With that, you approach a window and look out across the blasted cityscape. Burnt-out skyscrapers litter the entire city. Blackened, broken concrete and chunks of rebar stick out at random intervals, while some of the taller buildings are tilted like dominos and leaning on their neighbors. They seem liable to collapse at any moment.
9:25 PM - Flint: "This..."
9:25 PM - Flint: "Is much better than underground"
9:25 PM - Surd: "Looks like the whole place is going to fall apart."
9:25 PM - Surd: "Like all the misery in the world laid out before me."
9:25 PM - Flint: "It's a twisted beauty, I guess."
9:28 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Looking around up here, you also notice that there are a few of those mounted binocular things. The lenses are grubby and scratched up, but you can still see further than with just your eyes
9:28 PM - Surd: I have my own binoculars
9:28 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Surd has his own pair of less shitty binocs, so he uses those to scan the cityscape
9:28 PM - Surd: I use those binoculars to scan the cityscape
9:29 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Flint, if you feel like taking a peek at the city up close, you're welcome to use the mounted set
9:29 PM - Flint: Hmm
9:29 PM - Flint: Might as well
9:29 PM - Flint: I go to one of the mounted sets and take a look around
9:29 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Roll PER, both of you
9:30 PM - Surd: pass
9:30 PM - Flint: pass
9:31 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Surd manages to catch a glimpse of a speeding Humvee decorated similarly to the compact that assaulted you previously as it zooms down into an underground parking garage
9:31 PM - Surd: I make note of the location
9:32 PM - Surd: mentally
9:32 PM - Surd: I also mentally make a note to make note of the location on the map when I get back
9:33 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Flint, meanwhile, sees some suspicious types in black overcoats prancing around on top of a large, tilted skyscraper. They poke their heads into the shattered window holes and occasionally make hand-waving gestures
9:33 PM - Surd: "Eyes on Huey. See anyone?"
9:34 PM - Flint: "Some weird black coats dilly dallying around on a building."
9:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: The people Flint sees don't match with any of the descriptions or pictures
9:34 PM - Flint: Can I somehow make note of where these guys are located?
9:34 PM - Flint: I'm interested anyway
9:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: sure, no reason why you can't
9:35 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Roll PER once more, both of you
9:35 PM - Surd: pass
9:35 PM - Flint: pass
9:36 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You both happen to pass your views over Central Park in the distance. You see some Yellow Cab trucks exiting the park. There are two trucks.
9:37 PM - Flint: "Hmm?"
9:37 PM - Surd: "See those trucks?"
9:37 PM - Flint: "Eyes on the same thing? Central Park?"
9:37 PM - Surd: "That's what it's called? There's no buildings there."
9:38 PM - Flint: "Yeah, if I remember those old maps correctly."
9:38 PM - Surd: "Strange that they'd send a caravan into the forest like that."
9:38 PM - Flint: "We're on the same spot then. I see the trucks"
9:38 PM - Flint: "Maybe some under the table deal.."
9:38 PM - Surd: "But with whom?"
9:39 PM - Flint: "Let's see."
9:39 PM - Flint: I continue to observe this scene
9:39 PM - Surd: I check around the edges of the park for signs of settlement
9:39 PM - Flint: "You know, you almost wonder if the people that manage this place have had a sniper problem."
9:40 PM - Flint: "The vantage point is perfect if you're a hell of a shot."
9:40 PM - Flint: "And I mean a REALLY good shot"
9:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: They exited the park, and continue on their way through the streets. Roll Outdoorsman
9:40 PM - Flint: Just Surd?
9:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: both of you I guess :v
9:40 PM - Surd: pass
9:40 PM - Flint: fail
9:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you're no specialist but you're always welcome to try
9:41 PM - Flint: heheh
9:41 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Surd approximates that their path seems to be bringing the trucks to this very building, or at the very least the general vicinity
9:41 PM - Surd: "Shit, we better get back to Marlowe."
9:42 PM - Flint: "Ugh, fine."
9:42 PM - Flint: She obviously likes it up here, quite nice
9:42 PM - Surd: "If we don't get shot, we can come back."
9:43 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Heading back now?
9:43 PM - Flint: "Yeah, that'd be solid. Let's go see how Justice wishes to be all saintly about this now."
9:43 PM - Surd: I haul ass to the elevator
9:43 PM - Surd: Down to the lobby
9:43 PM - Flint: I keep up best I can
9:44 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You do so. Back to main chat, you're welcome to leave this one

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Flint and Surd - Observation Deck~~



9:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: feel free to talk, I'm in another chat with the other two
9:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: "How much do you know about tactics?"
9:14 PM - Dez: "Not much."
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Alright, here's the basic deal."
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Suppress, flank, take 'em out."
9:15 PM - Dez: "It was always just the basics of attack hard and attack fast."
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You know what I'm talkin' about, or should I explain more?
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: "
9:15 PM - Dez: "Yeah I know what you are talking about."
9:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Alright, we're good then."
9:16 PM - Dez: "It's just that it doesn't apply to me. If I was ever in a group it was likely that weren't using guns."
9:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You'll be doing the flanking, then."
9:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Or the distraction. Whatever's up to you, really, but we gotta have some kind of a plan."
9:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Otherwise we'll just get mowed down."
9:22 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You spot about 3 rats skitter their way out of an alleyway across the street. They don't seem to have any interest in you and aren't initating any combat, but hey
9:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: leave 'em
9:22 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: if you're up for some target practice :v
9:22 PM - Dez: do we get xp?
9:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but it's like 50 a pop
9:23 PM - Dez: if so I'll fight em :V
9:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: or 20
9:23 PM - Dez: eh sure
9:23 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 25 I think I made it
9:23 PM - Dez: alright I'll do it
9:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'll just stay in the car and roll my eyes at Dez then
9:23 PM - Dez: 18 on sequence
9:23 PM - Dez: "Be right back."
9:24 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: u go first
9:25 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you're in melee range
9:25 PM - Dez: 2 hits
9:25 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You casually saunter up to the ignorant rats as they sniff the air and each other and whatever else they find worth sniffing with their mangy rat faces
9:26 PM - Dez: 25 and 22 for damage
9:26 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You spearchete two rats with complete and utter pitiful ease
9:26 PM - Dez: do they even fight back?
9:26 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: The remaining rat goes to bite you twice because it has little else to do
9:26 PM - Dez: or can I slash
9:27 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: it nibbles on your boot ineffectually
9:27 PM - Dez: hit
9:27 PM - Dez: 33 dng
9:27 PM - Dez: xp plz
9:29 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 75 xp
9:29 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: and blood on your nice new spearchete
9:29 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: also some bits of hair
9:29 PM - Dez: ew
9:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: i guess you could say this was a hairy situation
9:30 PM - Dez: horf
9:31 PM - Det. Marlowe disconnected.
9:32 PM - Det. Marlowe entered chat.
9:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: did I miss anything at all?
9:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: or can I just resume singing along to bad boys
9:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you missed nothing
9:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I'm disappointed you aren't saying anything about how unnecessary that was
9:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddammit I just realized I don't actually know anything aside from the chorus
9:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: 03:19 - Det. Marlowe: I'll just stay in the car and roll my eyes at Dez then
9:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: also I made a terrible pun os
9:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: *so
9:39 PM - Saiko left chat.
9:39 PM - Dez: man
9:39 PM - Dez: 2006 feels like it was so long ago mang
9:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: it was, dude
9:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: 8 years is a long time
9:40 PM - Dez: dude
9:40 PM - Dez: like
9:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: "oh shiiiiit" moment in
9:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: 3
9:40 PM - Dez: fuck man
9:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: 2
9:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: 1
9:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: haha yep
9:40 PM - Dez: It's weird how cultural phases are kinda measured in decades mang
9:41 PM - Dez: you can feel the difference between pre 2010 and post 2010
9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: nah dude it's totally radical and tubular
9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: which phrase you thinkin' bout?
9:41 PM - Dez: I'm watchin old chi city videos
9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: man my english is getting more and more ebonics-y
9:41 PM - Dez: and man shit feels foreign mang
9:41 PM - Dez: :V
9:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah it's kinda weird how right now you can pretty much distinguish
9:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: say
9:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: " '00s movies"
9:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: and "mid '00s games"
9:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's like, shit, I was there for this shit to happen and now it's classified like some retro shit
9:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: shit count: 3
9:44 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Surd and Flint approach the truck again, some time later
9:44 PM - Surd: I come running out the building, Flint in tow
9:44 PM - Dez: I'm too young for this shit mang
9:44 PM - Dez: I can't handle the passing of time
9:44 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: They spot the fact that Dez has more rat guts on him than he did before they left
9:44 PM - Surd: "That time of the month, eh?"
9:45 PM - Dez: "Target practice."
9:45 PM - Flint: "Funny."
9:45 PM - Surd: Is there any rat corpses nearby?
9:45 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 3
9:45 PM - Dez: no
9:45 PM - Dez: just blood
9:45 PM - Surd: I pick them up
9:45 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: or not
9:45 PM - Surd: dammit i can make rat jerky
9:45 PM - Surd: it's delicious
9:45 PM - Dez: you can make rat jelley
9:46 PM - Dez: jelly*
9:46 PM - Surd: "They got a caravan coming back. We should be long gone before they get here."
9:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Any news on the raiders?"
9:46 PM - Flint: "He had eyes on Huey."
9:47 PM - Surd: "Flint found some other guys scavenging or something."
9:47 PM - Flint: "I don't know if it deserves attention or not but they looked shifty"
9:47 PM - Flint: "Don't see many people running around with matching black coats"
9:48 PM - Flint: "Either way, those raiders and this caravan are our priority, yeah? We wanting to book it or what?"
9:48 PM - Dez: "Yeah sure lets get going."
9:48 PM - Surd: "Let's head back to Terminal for now. I'll tell you all about the caravan on the way."
9:49 PM - Dez: "Why are we going to Terminal?"
9:49 PM - Surd: "You want to go straight for Huey then?"
9:49 PM - Dez: "Can't we just get the raiders now?"
9:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Yeah, we've got all we need. Let's just go straight where we need t ogo."
9:49 PM - Surd: "Yeah, alright. I think I know the way."
9:49 PM - Dez: "It's not like we really have any money."
9:51 PM - Flint: I go ahead and hop in the car or w/e we have
9:51 PM - Surd: Yeah I'm all in the passenger's seat and stuff
9:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight, I'm assuming Surd points the route out on the map we've got or whatever? Either way I set off for our target
9:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Alright, give me the info."
9:52 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You hop in and skedaddle, following Surd's directions to the garage where he saw Huey
9:52 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Surd, roll Outdoorsman
9:52 PM - Surd: for encounter or flat?
9:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: don't jinx it
9:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: just roll :v
9:53 PM - Surd: it's 77
9:53 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: that a pass?
9:53 PM - Surd: my Outdoorsman is 56
9:53 PM - Surd: but I have +20 from the binoculars and +10 from the map
9:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: *compass
9:53 PM - Surd: right
9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: sorry for being a pedantic sperglord
9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
9:54 PM - Surd: I think I'm being the pedant here
9:54 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: So that's a pass then, nice
9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: not really, you're just counting your modifiers
9:54 PM - Flint: Well I was confused at first cause I imagined him poking out of the car door with binocs
9:54 PM - Flint: zooming in on the street or something
9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: which is approximately 100% more capable than Potato was, and he'd been playing the game for like a year
9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
9:55 PM - Surd: Well, the modifiers are only counted with encounters, it's kinda weird
9:55 PM - Surd: so I can't use the binoculars to assist me with making rat jerky
9:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: well, yeah
9:55 PM - Dez: jelly*
9:55 PM - Flint: That sucks
9:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's all common sense shit, really, you just gotta get used to it
9:56 PM - Surd: yeah
9:56 PM - Flint: I use my binocs all the time for cooking
9:56 PM - Dez: well I guess you could use it
9:56 PM - Dez: yeah
9:56 PM - Dez: just like with a magnifying glass and ants
9:56 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You spot a small squad of 3 raiders walking down the street. You can easily detour around them and ignore the encounter, if you so desired, but they're on the other side of the street and behind a line of concrete barriers splitting the street in half
9:56 PM - Dez: do it like piggy's glasses and all that jazz
9:56 PM - Dez: "We need to get this car painted."
9:56 PM - Surd: "Hey, raiders at 3 o'clock"
9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright
9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm gonna drive-by them
9:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: lol
9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: shit
9:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: critfail
9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: ahahah
9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: rip
9:57 PM - Flint: What is happening?
9:57 PM - Flint: oh god'
9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: 2 on table
9:57 PM - Surd: Are we doing a barrel roll?
9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: nah that was for shooting
9:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 2: Weapon jammed - Should have
cleaned your gun out! The weapon
will take 1 turn to unjam, and the
ammo inside must be discarded.
9:58 PM - Dez: good
9:58 PM - Flint: Well did that give us away though?
9:58 PM - Flint: If it immediately jammed
9:58 PM - Dez: didn't want that shit richoceting around the whole damn car like fucking tom and jerry :V
9:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: guns tend to jam /after/ :v
9:58 PM - Flint: oh
9:58 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I imagine your driving by in a loud truck will give you away already, but they can't exactly bike to keep up with you
9:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: also yeah
9:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright, plan b
9:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: can I still act?
9:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: if yes I'm gonna run their bitch asses down
9:59 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: No, you wasted your turn with the gun
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: ah
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: ok
9:59 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: and I said they're on the other side of a line of concrete barriers
9:59 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: so you can't ram em :v
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh whoops i missed that
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: hmm, if there was a way to get my car airborne...
9:59 PM - Dez: go really fast and then brake
9:59 PM - Dez: so then you can fling me at em
9:59 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You fail to fire off a single shot from your gun, and as you speed past the raiders, they swivel their heads to watch you fly by before realizing you were prime prey
9:59 PM - Flint: Unfortunately the most i can do is take fire and make it into a spherical shape
9:59 PM - Dez: :V
10:00 PM - Flint: Otherwise I'd use my abilities to like..firebend
10:00 PM - Flint: and jet the car over
10:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: that's the spirit
10:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: firebend the explosions in the cylinders so the car can go faster :v
10:00 PM - Flint: Yes, that's exactly what i want to do
10:00 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I'm pretty sure physics don't work that way
10:00 PM - Flint: I need like a psyker stat or something
10:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: shut up gm
10:01 PM - Flint: or I could use intelligence
10:01 PM - Dez: shh
10:01 PM - Dez: gm I once infused rounds with pure ass fire
10:01 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: well, we could use our catchall skill of gambling as a psyker skill, I guess
10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: as the real world has proven over and over again, people - especially, but not only men - are attracted to things related to explosions
10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: that includes
10:01 PM - Dez: give psykers more creative freedom :V
10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: a) explosions
10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: b) cars (powered by explosions)
10:01 PM - Flint: I would actually agree with that
10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: c) guns (also powered by explosions)
10:01 PM - Dez: gambling would be the best yeah
10:01 PM - Flint: I feel the potential for pyrokinetics
10:02 PM - Flint: and god damn it gambling really?
10:02 PM - Flint: :V
10:02 PM - Dez: yeah
10:02 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Just pretend Gambling is your Psyker skill or something :v
10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah no gambling deserves to stay useless
10:02 PM - Dez: because it's awful
10:02 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: it's the most worthless skill anyway
10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: fuck gambling :v
10:02 PM - Dez: yeah :V
10:02 PM - Surd: Well, telekinetics are pretty good at roulette
10:02 PM - Flint: Which is why I have like no skill points in it
10:02 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: wait a minute
10:02 PM - Flint: or a decent enough skill that's in relation to my psyker abilities
10:02 PM - Flint: It's at a fucking 20
10:02 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: why don't we just use throwing
10:02 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: like the entire fucking class was based on
10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: maybe if I get around to figuring the new sheet out I'll change it to some useful skill
10:02 PM - Flint: I mean throwing, science, intelligence, w/e
10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: also yeah we're already using throwing
10:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: I guess that more out there shit like
10:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: infusing rounds on fire
10:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: would be done on a case by case basis
10:03 PM - Surd: "Hey, why don't we stop a few blocks down from the garage. The truck's too loud for our own good."
10:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: wanna do something really scientific? (I use my fire abilities to alter the steel properties so that [technobabble] happens etc.) roll science
10:03 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: right, anyway
10:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: and so on
10:03 PM - Dez: gambling should just be general psyker stuff
10:03 PM - Flint: That would be fancy
10:04 PM - Flint: To what marlowe said not gambling
10:04 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: We'll work it on a case-for-case basis
10:04 PM - Dez: throwing is kinda dumb because why should spell casting allow you to have dart skill of deadeye
10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: because? :v
10:04 PM - Flint: Well I'm throwing the fireball
10:04 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: well, roll :v
10:04 PM - Flint: Which requires some accuracy
10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: there's no better options unless you introduce a new skill
10:04 PM - Flint: and I get to throw cool shit on top of that
10:04 PM - Surd: me?
10:04 PM - Flint: like knvies
10:04 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: emember -15 from drivebyness
10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: and I don't want to introduce a new skill
10:04 PM - Flint: knives*
10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: also yeah, you /throw/ fireballs
10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: check
10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: mate
10:04 PM - Dez: :V
10:04 PM - Surd: oh wait are we shooting stuff?
10:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: didn't Flint want to fireball
10:05 PM - Surd: oh
10:05 PM - Flint: No I wanted to make the car go faster
10:05 PM - Flint: With..smarts
10:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: sure whatever roll anyway why not
10:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I guess uh
10:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: science
10:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: but we're not getting away or anything
10:05 PM - Flint: Weeee
10:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: but shit, sure :v
10:05 PM - Flint: Pass!
10:06 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You work some psychic technobauble gypsy witchcraftery and make the car go fastly
10:06 PM - Flint: And of course as I level my abilities could get more potential
10:07 PM - Flint: Obviously I must be able to summon firestorms at level 20
10:07 PM - Flint: "Super fast!"
10:08 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You eventually come to the underground parking lot where Huey was last seen entering
10:08 PM - Surd: I look around for guards
10:08 PM - Surd: "Marlowe, let's park outside."
10:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: wait we didn't blast these fuckers?
10:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: ;_;
10:08 PM - Flint: I giggle cause pysker
10:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: my loot
10:09 PM - Flint: and I can make cars go fast now
10:09 PM - Flint: Time to paint them all red
10:09 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: there isn't anyone outside, at least
10:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: rip my 5 .357 bullets
10:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright, well
10:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's a parking lot
10:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: "We've got a car, that's a hell of a tactical advantage."
10:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Can you sneak?"
10:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: it's just a big opening going down, you can drive in with no issue :v
10:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Hell, can any of us sneak?"
10:10 PM - Surd: "Wait, Flint can set the garage on fire."
10:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but we wanna do it all
10:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: tactical like
10:10 PM - Surd: "From outside!"
10:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: There are some makeshift barriers that kinda form a wall to the entrance, but you can still fit the truck inside
10:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: I chuckle.
10:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: "We're gonna need proof of death for that bounty."
10:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Plus, this looks like a pretty nice place to set up shop."
10:10 PM - Surd: "It's underground, right? We'll burn up their oxygen sooner or later."
10:10 PM - Flint: "I can do selective burning"
10:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: how in the fuck do you know about
10:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: oxygen
10:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: and shit :v
10:11 PM - Flint: That's like something I'd know
10:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: (no sweat or anything but y'know roleplaying :v)
10:11 PM - Surd: man can I make a roll or something
10:11 PM - Flint: You and your smarts
10:11 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I'm sure someone with over 5 INT would probably know
10:11 PM - Flint: lol
10:11 PM - Surd: Hey cool, INT 6
10:11 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: see? Problem solved
10:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: I guess
10:11 PM - Surd: "If they suffocate, we can get their heads intact."
10:11 PM - Surd: "At the very least it'll flush them out."
10:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: I always prefered the 'sorta competent wastelanders' option
10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: like, y'know, people knowing how to read despite no schools and shit
10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: it just feels better and more depressing :v
10:12 PM - Dez: how is it more depressing?
10:12 PM - Dez: you mean less?
10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: shit I meant less
10:12 PM - Flint: hahaha
10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: english and beer do not a good combination make
10:12 PM - Surd: Alright well my character has good experience with breathing
10:12 PM - Surd: and good experience with fire
10:13 PM - Dez: ("man, all these assholes get to read and they didn't even go to school. what is my life")
10:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I imagine you're just idling literally right outside the base, right?
10:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but can Flint really firebomb like, an entire goddamn garage?
10:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: nah a few blocks out
10:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean that takes a lot of
10:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: fire
10:13 PM - Surd: No I earlier said we should park a few blocks out
10:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: right
10:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: so, what's the plan, then?
10:14 PM - Flint: Yeah I have a lot of charges
10:14 PM - Flint: and being generally able to set anything aflame
10:14 PM - Dez: we wait while flint burns shit?
10:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's full of concrete, steel and murderous douchebags
10:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: that's a lot of shit to set on fire
10:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: plus, honestly, I'd like to do something too :v
10:14 PM - Flint: also true
10:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: namely shoot people and see how the new health system works in action
10:14 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: really, you're just gonna unleash her and let her solo the place? She's practically unarmored :v
10:15 PM - Dez: alroight lets run in then?
10:15 PM - Surd: Well the idea was to have her burn the place from outside
10:15 PM - Flint: Hey I got a jacket and suit and shit
10:15 PM - Surd: But if we don't want to do that then fine
10:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: I was thinking we'd just drive in and run over anyone who's in the way
10:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: then we'd bail out and use pillars and ruined cars as cover and have a sweet shootout
10:15 PM - Dez: burning the oxygen out seems kinda farfetched
10:15 PM - Dez: also less fun :V
10:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: or stabout
10:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: or fireout
10:17 PM - Dez: so what's happening?
10:17 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: how do you burn a solid thing of concrete from the outside that doesn't even make sense
10:17 PM - Flint: Focus
10:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: same way you burn bunkers, but
10:17 PM - Dez: so lets run in then
10:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: to go all tactisperg for a sec
10:17 PM - Flint: Focus and tapping into my firebending abilities
10:17 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: not to mention it's an entire fucking garage, you'd run out of charges before anything else
10:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: you need a giant-ass flamethrower to burn a little bunker
10:18 PM - Surd: I thought she could just make fire with he mind
10:18 PM - Surd: And we had lots of time
10:18 PM - Dez: but its like
10:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: an entire garage would take a goddamn dresden tier bombing
10:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but you've got limited charges
10:18 PM - Dez: doing magic takes energy like anything else
10:18 PM - Surd: Fair enough, lets go in and kill stuff
10:18 PM - Dez: so lets just storm the place :V
10:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: they're not just gonna stand around waiting for you to regain them while part of their house's burning
10:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: let's just bust 'em like Our Lord Chris Costa said
10:19 PM - Surd: Well, I figured it was better to fight them outside where there are fewer traps and dead ends
10:19 PM - Surd: possibly
10:19 PM - Dez: shh
10:19 PM - Dez: CQB best B
10:19 PM - Surd: ?
10:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: So have you decided yet? Driving in, or walking in?
10:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: we can split up
10:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: let's hash it out in OOC talk then we can finish the finer details in context
10:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: so that our apparently supposedly competent characters don't end up saying dumb shit :v
10:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: I say we split up
10:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: me and Dez create a diversion
10:20 PM - Dez: lets not drive straight into the thing and break our car
10:20 PM - Surd: if we win, we get a humvee
10:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: you guys enter from the rear and blast 'em up the ass
10:21 PM - Dez: oh yeah
10:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: I wasn't saying 'break our car', my idea involved automatic gunfire and driving around the car park like a retard
10:21 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: unless you break the humvee
10:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: whatchu guys say?
10:21 PM - Dez: I'm cool with it
10:21 PM - Surd: The rear of what?
10:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: the car park :v
10:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean, there's probably definitely a second entrance
10:22 PM - Surd: Is there a second entrance or something?
10:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: aside from the entry ramp
10:22 PM - Surd: Alright, well I look for a second entrance.
10:23 PM - Dez: Dez gets on his bike which is attatched to the back of the truck
10:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: hang on
10:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Alright, here's the plan. Me and Dez take the truck, we drive straight in and cause some carnage."
10:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You guys go in through another entrance, and just shoot them in the back."
10:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Any other ideas?"
10:25 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You don't know of any second entrances offhand
10:25 PM - Flint: "If we don't find another entrance?"
10:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You circle back around, go in after us."
10:26 PM - Flint: "Hm. Whatever."
10:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: "They'll be too focused on us causing some serious shit inside, so you might make it in undetected."
10:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Not as good, but should work in a pinch."
10:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: I smile slightly.
10:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Trust me."
10:27 PM - Surd: "Well, it's not my ass on the line. I'm sold."
10:27 PM - Surd: I get out and start looking for entrances on foot.
10:27 PM - Flint: I'd shrug
10:27 PM - Flint: I guess I'll go with Surd
10:28 PM - Flint: and as you guys drive around shooting shit in the car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA
10:28 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Flint and Surd are entering here, and Dez and Mar are driving in the back?
10:28 PM - Flint: Best worse memories
10:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh god
10:28 PM - Flint: worst*
10:29 PM - Dez: what is this even from
10:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: dead rising
10:29 PM - Flint: yep
10:29 PM - Dez: oh
10:29 PM - Dez: never played it :V
10:29 PM - Flint: Those fuckers on that god damn jeep with the machine gun
10:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: the guys in the video pic spawn in an area you have to cross really often
10:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: they have a jeep
10:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
10:29 PM - Flint: with a .50 cal on top
10:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: and they respawn
10:29 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: hello
10:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: iirc
10:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: (do they?)
10:29 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 10:28 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Flint and Surd are entering here, and Dez and Mar are driving in the back?
10:29 PM - Flint: I think they're driving in the front, actually
10:29 PM - Surd: so have I found any entrances yet?
10:29 PM - Flint: and yeah they ahve the gun mounted on top
10:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah we're doing the pincer maneuver thing
10:29 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: when did they get a mounted gun
10:30 PM - Flint: I was talking DR sorry
10:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: not us you dingus
10:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: the guys in dead rising
10:30 PM - Flint: Oh god I'm causing chaos
10:30 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I can't keep track of this shit
10:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: I rev the engine.
10:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You ready for this, Dez?"
10:30 PM - Dez: *Ring* *Ding*
10:32 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Dez and Marlowe drive off, leaving you two alone



~~PRIVATE CHAT, Dez and Surd - Drive-in, Drive-by~~

10:31 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: vroom vroom
10:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: actually we're driving in
10:31 PM - Dez: I don't even get rules of nature
10:31 PM - Dez: do people actually like the song
10:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: past the barrier and inside
10:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm blasting the first guy I see with a 3 round burst from my smg
10:32 PM - Dez: Dez pedals like a motherfucker into what is essentially a tire burnout on a bike
10:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: also it's an ironic thing :v
10:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: rules of nature I mean
10:32 PM - Dez: good :V
10:32 PM - Dez: because its awful
10:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: it is but in an amazing way
10:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: shit I think I'm addicted to Bad Boys
10:32 PM - Dez: its like the new uh
10:33 PM - Dez: wake me up inside
10:33 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You eventually stumble across a second entrance to the driveway
10:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: dude
10:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: fuck
10:33 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: So you assume, at least. It's in a reasonable enough position
10:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: we're the ones going in
10:33 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: what?
10:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: they're the ones looking for the second entrance
10:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: 04:28 - Det. Marlowe: actually we're driving in
04:28 - Det. Marlowe: past the barrier and inside
04:28 - Det. Marlowe: I'm blasting the first guy I see with a 3 round burst from my smg
10:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: did you miss the part where we discussed the plan
10:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: twice
10:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: once OOC
10:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yes actually
10:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: and then again IIC
10:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: *IC
10:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I'm pretty fucking out of it
10:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I've got my mother bugging me every 5 minutes, a skype chat going, and 6 other steam chats
10:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright then we cleared this up
10:35 PM - Dez: jeez
10:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: well tell the other chats to stfu
10:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
10:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: you're doing serious gming business
10:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: aside from the other pnp chat of course
10:35 PM - Dez: you're doing 2 games right now?
10:35 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: not to mention all day I was sitting in work where there was a leaky blowtorch canister so I've been feeling lightheaded like, all day
10:35 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: no, not 2 games
10:35 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: just a bunch of chats
10:36 PM - Dez: o
10:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: the other chat as in the chat surd and flint are in
10:36 PM - Dez: o
10:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: this is more of a clusterfuck than a fetlife convention
10:36 PM - Dez: oh my god
10:36 PM - Dez: ciaster
10:36 PM - Dez: its working
10:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: what is?
10:37 PM - Dez: someone agreed that tunnel snakes never ruled
10:37 PM - Dez: fuck
10:37 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You drive down the garage guns blazing then?
10:37 PM - Dez: the facepunch curse
10:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: hell yea
10:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: like I said, first guy I see gets a lead salad from my 9mm smg
10:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: namely a three round burst, already got a roll lined up
10:38 PM - Dez: I'll detach myself from the truck and follow ciaster on my bike
10:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: driver penalty is like 30% right?
10:38 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you drive straight in
10:38 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: there are several raiders dillydallying around and doing things
10:39 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: there's a billards table there, some raiders playing cards here (betting severed heads), and some sparring, even
10:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright then, slight change of plan
10:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm shooting the most important guy
10:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: then I'm driving into the biggest group of enemies
10:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: biggest group of enemies would be the cardplayers
10:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: the most important looks like the guy in metal armor sparring with a lesser plebian
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright then
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: metal armor guy gets a lead salad
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: 04:37 - Det. Marlowe: driver penalty is like 30% right?
10:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yep
10:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight
10:41 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: so, roll to shoot
10:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: still
10:42 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: what the fuck did you roll
10:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: 38, 35, 94
10:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: I misspelled something but the original dice results are still there
10:43 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Were those all shots or what?
10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: minus 30 for driver penalty and 18 for ammo penalty, that makes it 86, 83, and a miss
10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: 04:37 - Det. Marlowe: namely a three round burst, already got a roll lined up
10:43 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: ah
10:43 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: god damn I'm fucking fried I swear
10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: and...
10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: 5, 5 damage
10:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
10:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: dang
10:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: well it's something
10:44 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: entirely too much has gone on today for me to process
10:44 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you were shooting mister important guy, right?
10:44 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I don't recall you making a target shot
10:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: I wasn't
10:45 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: that's two torso shots then
10:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
10:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: that's gonna bounce right off ain't it
10:45 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: that's a total of 4 damage, then
10:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: or not
10:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: well, better than nothing :v
10:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: end of turn, I assume
10:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: Dez, give 'em hell
10:46 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Roll piloting to drive into the table
10:46 PM - Dez: oh man
10:46 PM - Dez: do I seriously gotta pilot :V
10:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: el passo
10:46 PM - Dez: what?
10:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: wait that was @ dez, I was the one driving into the table
10:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: fuck
10:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: ignore this then
10:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: but it's such a nice passing roll ;_;
10:47 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: oh my god how fucking stupid is everyone
10:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: very
10:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: sorry
10:47 PM - Dez: wait so I roll?
10:47 PM - Dez: fail
10:47 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I swear it should be pretty obvious when I say "roll" who that applies to
10:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: apparently, despite not saying anything about driving into people, you are?
10:47 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: that mainly being the person I was last talking to about game-relevant information in regards to what they want to do
10:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: we really shouldn't have done that separate chats thing
10:48 PM - Dez: yeah shit's getting weird
10:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's even more of a clusterfuck
10:48 PM - Dez: I'm just gunna ditch the bike if I gotta roll pilot for it
10:48 PM - Dez: then I'll just charge someone and slice em up
10:48 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: just hang on god damn
10:49 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: of the three raiders at the table, only one managed to leap out of the way
10:49 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: the other two go down with two broken legs
10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: daaaang
10:49 PM - Dez: liking this hp system now :V
10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: you dude just a heads up: if you're too fried, just halt the game and we'll finish it next week
10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: we understand (tm)
10:50 PM - Dez: ^
10:51 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: but we didn't do fucking anything and I feel bad
10:52 PM - Dez: its fine dude
10:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: your choice
10:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: but it's ok
10:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: we already got to do one pretty badass thing :v
10:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean if drive-bying a guy before running over a group of card playing raiders isn't badass I don't know what is
10:52 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Dez, your go
10:52 PM - Dez: do i have to roll pilot for biking shit :V
10:53 PM - Dez: because if not then I'll joust a fucker
10:53 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll melee to joust the raider whose legs didn't get borked
10:53 PM - Dez: can I do 2 attacks?
10:53 PM - Dez: or does jousting take more AP?
10:54 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you can't stab twice from a moving vehicle with a spearchete
10:54 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll damage
10:55 PM - Dez: 35 dmg
10:56 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Your spear goes through his chest as Marlowe speeds forwards
10:56 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you shishkebab him
10:56 PM - Dez: woop woop
10:56 PM - Dez: end turn
10:56 PM - Dez: :V
10:58 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You spot Flint and Surd enter down a side ramp, and see Surd sneak up on, the completely fucking blast the raider Mar popped a few times before he can even get a word out
10:59 PM - Dez: "WOOP WOOP"
10:59 PM - Dez: "DAS DA SOUND OF DE POLICE"
10:59 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: There IS one raider, though, who unleashes a spray of rounds at you in the vehicle as he pops out from a support beam
11:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: I was thinking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4dcDaoLFiA
11:01 PM - Dez: god damn john carpenter
11:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: john carpenter is my hero
11:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: like, he made kickass fuckin' movies
11:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: and he wrote kickass fuckin' synth soundtracks for them
11:02 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: -5DT, -10DR, Mar is hit for 19, Dez for 20
11:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: dang
11:02 PM - Dez: fuck
11:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: what limb?
11:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: torso?
11:03 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: aye
11:03 PM - Dez: 11 dmg hueheuhe
11:03 PM - Dez: also ciaster
11:03 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: did you remember the negative DT/DR?
11:04 PM - Dez: does this limb sheet save your health?
11:04 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: no way you have that much DR
11:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah yeah
11:04 PM - Dez: yeah I did
11:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: and yeah
11:04 PM - Dez: 10 DR
11:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: I've got 30 torso DR actually
11:04 PM - Dez: what
11:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: robot man~
11:04 PM - Dez: oh wait fuck
11:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: burning up my fuse up there alone
11:04 PM - Dez: I thought you meant DT
11:04 PM - Dez: I have 40 DR
11:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: and I think it's gonna be a long long time
11:04 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: -5DT, -10DR
11:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: also we probably should roll for initiative
11:05 PM - Dez: yeah I did the subtraction
11:07 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: so, Mar, your go
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: shrug, ok
11:07 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Flint is in the middle of lighting up the newly crippled raiders
11:07 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: just because she can
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: the car's stopped right now, after we rammed into the table
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: so I don't get the penalty, right?
11:07 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: last guy standing is the one with the rifle
11:07 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: correct
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: so I'm gonna whip out my mare's leg and pop a shot at the rifle guy
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: six-ty
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: dassa hit
11:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: 21 damage, and it's a FMJ so no ammo mods
11:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: ...did I just blow his left arm off?
11:08 PM - Dez: neat
11:09 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: let's see
11:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: well, it's broken, at least
11:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright he gets mad penalties for the rifle now then
11:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: at least
11:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: his left arm hangs limply
11:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean since he can't use the left arm
11:11 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Dez, you're up
11:11 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: he's 8 away
11:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: I schk-chunk the rifle with one hand
11:11 PM - Dez: ah fuck
11:11 PM - Dez: 8 is my ap :C
11:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: throw the spear
11:12 PM - Dez: I'll run 4 ap worth and then end turn
11:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: or the bike
11:12 PM - Dez: oh
11:12 PM - Dez: would the bike help?
11:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: also spear attacks take like 4 ap right?
11:12 PM - Dez: yeah
11:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: so you should just about make it
11:12 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll STR to pedal
11:12 PM - Dez: win
11:12 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You mount up and pedal
11:12 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll melee
11:12 PM - Dez: Dez hops back onto his bike and pedals
11:13 PM - Dez: oh
11:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll 1d10
11:13 PM - Dez: Dez crouches his lance
11:13 PM - Dez: 9
11:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: HA
11:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: HAHAHAH
11:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 9: Weapon breaks - the weapon breaks
beyond repair. Time for a new
one. Oops.
11:13 PM - Dez: and fucks up

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Dez and Surd - Drive-in, Drive-by~~



10:32 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You wait about 30 seconds before you get impatient and storm the place
10:33 PM - Surd: Wait am I storming the place?
10:33 PM - Surd: I thought I was checking for entrances
10:33 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you were?
10:33 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I'm goddamn lost
10:34 PM - Surd: Yeah, Dez and Marlowe drive in
10:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: oh whoops
10:34 PM - Surd: Flint and Surd check for entrances
10:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I got it switched
10:34 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You're looking for entrances then, roll outdoorsman
10:34 PM - Surd: pass
10:36 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You stumble across a less prominant entrance to the garage
10:36 PM - Surd: I wait until I hear carnage from within the garage
10:37 PM - Surd: if I don't hear any I go in after about a minute
10:38 PM - Flint: "Better not be wanking about in there."
10:38 PM - Flint: I mean the other two not Surd
10:39 PM - Surd: Well, technically I'm wanking about out here
10:39 PM - Flint: yeah but we're waiting on them
10:40 PM - Surd: "I think Marlowe might have fucked up again. I'm going in."
10:40 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: hang on, I'm a bit caught up with more than jsut the game
10:41 PM - Surd: "Ah, I'll give it another couple minutes."
10:46 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: ok hi
10:46 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: sorry
10:46 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I'm totally fried entirely too much has gone on today but I'm still here so anyway
10:46 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you hear an engine rev, squealing tires, then gunshots
10:47 PM - Surd: "I knew they'd come through. Time to check this out."
10:47 PM - Flint: yep, going in
10:47 PM - Surd: Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
10:48 PM - Flint: Also if you feel too fried to continue on it's always better to just halt it then completely melt your brain
10:48 PM - Flint: than*
10:49 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: My brain is 95% mush
10:49 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: but that's a regular occurence
10:50 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: between the gas leak and issues at work, our downstairs neighbors being obnixious, my mother being a pain in the ass and annoying me every 5 minutes, some steam chats and a skype chat
10:51 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you walk down the ramp into the garage, seeing Marlowe lean out of the truck and put two rounds ineffectually into a guy in some fairly powerful armor, while he veers right and into a table of three guys playing cards and betting severed heads
10:51 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: two of them fail to get out of the way, ending up with broken legs
10:51 PM - Surd: Is the armored guy armed?
10:52 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yep
10:52 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: can't tell with what though, and he doesn't seem too concerned with you at the moment, he's more occupied by the car that crashed into a table
10:52 PM - Surd: I try sneaking up on him.
10:53 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll stealth
10:53 PM - Surd: crit
10:53 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: are u
10:53 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: fockin
10:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: good man
10:54 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You sneak up on the raider like a wraith out of the night, he is completely unaware
10:54 PM - Surd: I unload five shots in his back
10:55 PM - Surd: "Dodge this, savage!"
10:55 PM - Surd: My small guns is 99
10:55 PM - Flint: oh yeah right, who's left?
10:55 PM - Surd: there's the three guys at the table
10:55 PM - Surd: two have broken legs
10:55 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: two have broken legs and one is being jousted by Dez
10:56 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: that one just got a spearchete through his chest
10:56 PM - Flint: and Surd is shooting the armored fella
10:56 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I got it, I was typing
10:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: As for Surd, that 18 is a crit thanks to your stealth
10:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: the others are all hits as well, you dog you
10:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll 1d10 for crit
10:57 PM - Surd: 6
10:57 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll 1d4
10:58 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: He falls to the ground unconscious for the next 4 turns, though it may or may not have any effect depending on your damage
10:58 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll damage for the 5 attacks
10:59 PM - Surd: '
11:00 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 9, 9, 10, 9, 10 damage
11:00 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: he's fucking dead
11:01 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: One raider unleashes a burst at the car, with Marlowe and Dez
11:02 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Flint, you're up
11:03 PM - Flint: right
11:03 PM - Flint: So what's left are really the two disabled guys
11:03 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: and a guy burst-firing at the truck
11:03 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: with an assualt rifle
11:03 PM - Flint: How far away is he?
11:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: He's about 10 away
11:05 PM - Flint: fuck
11:05 PM - Flint: Whatever Surd can shoot him
11:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: just walk forwards a few feet :v
11:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: or sprint
11:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: thats a thing
11:05 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: cover 2 tiles / AP
11:06 PM - Flint: right well as to prevent any shots in the back on Surd or the others I'll send off the disabled guys incase they try anything
11:06 PM - Flint: Unless they're knocked out
11:06 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: they're just kinda writhing on the ground right now
11:06 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: but hey, add to their agony
11:06 PM - Flint: Sure
11:06 PM - Flint: I'm going to done the knuckles and get to pounding
11:06 PM - Flint: don*
11:07 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you do so, roll
11:07 PM - Flint: so the spiked knuckles and get over one dude and start fist-blasting his face
11:07 PM - Flint: ok
11:08 PM - Flint: nope
11:08 PM - Flint: fail
11:08 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: nice one
11:08 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: roll 1d10
11:08 PM - Flint: What's still a critfail?
11:08 PM - Flint: That's*
11:08 PM - Flint: Oh is it 90-100?
11:08 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 97-100
11:08 PM - Flint: also 4
11:08 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: 4: Dropped weapon - something
slipped, and the weapon flew out
of your hands and hit the ground.
11:08 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: you uh
11:08 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: drop
11:09 PM - Flint: god I try something that isn't a fireball and nope
11:09 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: your knuckles, somehow
11:09 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: :v
11:09 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: despite the fact that you're tightly clenching them
11:09 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: they slip from your grasp
11:09 PM - Surd: Hand cramp
11:09 PM - Flint: I probably didn't bother to tightly clench them
11:09 PM - Flint: Just slipped them on, step over the guy, slip off before I wind my hand back
11:10 PM - Flint: So was that my turn?
11:10 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yep :v
11:10 PM - Flint: ok
11:11 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Marlowe, you see, fires off a nice shot and breaks the assault rifle raider's left arm
11:11 PM - Flint: "Shit. Come on now I'm just want an easy kill!"
11:11 PM - Flint: I*
11:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You then spot Dez mount his bicycle and ready his spearchete to joust
11:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: he pedals
11:13 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: and flops
11:14 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: ending up with his spear as a kickstand, which breaks the shaft
11:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: we should really rejoin the common chat yo
11:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: since we're all in the same place right now
11:14 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: pretty much
11:15 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Dez pedals, stumbles over the broken leg of the table Mar crashed into, and stops his fall with the makeshift kickstand of his spear
11:15 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: which breaks it
11:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: Surd, you're up I guess
11:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: still one guy standing, with a rifle, his arm broken
11:16 PM - Surd: Is he far?
11:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: close enough to shoot
11:16 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: and he is well aware of everyone now
11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but he's gonna get mad penalties at least
11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: for shooting with one hand
11:17 PM - Surd: Alright I reload
11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: so we're well not safe (fill him with lead)
11:17 PM - Surd: Shoot once
11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: but
11:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: less in danger
11:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: hopefully he shoots back at you and not me :v
11:18 PM - Surd: alright I shoot four times
11:18 PM - Surd: all hits?
11:18 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yep
11:18 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: the 14 is a crit too
11:19 PM - Surd: what?
11:19 PM - Surd: my crit chance is 12
11:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: oh right
11:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: nevermind
11:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I thought you were a ghoul with 12 luck
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: daaaaaang that's four torso shots and a headshot
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: that's like
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: a double mozambique drill
11:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: so roll damage
11:19 PM - Surd: so do I roll damage like usual?
11:19 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yep
11:20 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: your rolls are fucking ridiculous dude
11:20 PM - Surd: When I rolled all those raider sheets I kept rolling the highest possible level
11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: guys let's not let surd roll raiders anymore
11:21 PM - Surd: But my luck is finally coming around
11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean thanks to our flawless planning we pulled it off with almost no wounds
11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: but still :v
11:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: shit, I gotta say, since the rebalance I'm constantly afraid we're all going to die
11:22 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: You fill the already wounded raider full of lead and he goes down
11:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'd say it works perfectly
11:22 PM - Surd: Alright, so I go investigate the heavily armoured guy
11:22 PM - Surd: By investigate I mean loot his corpse
11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright, I'm gonna open the door and heavily hoist myself out
11:23 PM - Surd: And I reload
11:23 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: I think I'll write up a loot list for you guys to deal with next week, if that's alright with you
11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: then I'm joining Surd in his corpse investigation
11:24 PM - Flint: Oh did we kill them all
11:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: that's perfectly ok
11:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah we did
11:24 PM - Flint: oh ok
11:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: same goes for xp
11:24 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: all of them in this room, at least
11:24 PM - Flint: I guess I'll grab my knuckle sand just..
11:24 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: there's more~
11:24 PM - Flint: do whatever
11:24 PM - Surd: alright that's fine
11:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: just don't forget to write down you gotta give it to us :v
11:24 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: but that's for next week
11:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
11:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: we should get together like half an hour early
11:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: and hash it all out
11:25 PM - Surd: Are we stopping now?
11:25 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: we'll see what happens, don't forget I finish work literally an hour before this game starts
11:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: I think
11:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: Dan's fuckin' spent so
11:25 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: so I don't exactly get much time to prepare anythin
11:25 PM - Dez: its a good place to stop
11:26 PM - Surd: Alright then, can someone explain to me what that NBOS program does?
11:26 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: considering I need to eat dinner and get undressed and all that
11:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: shit, I can
11:26 PM - Please Don't Blow Up the ESB: yeah I'm logging