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A beautiful modern prose about Mark Zuckerberg's morning, by Mark Cuckerberg
>be me
>Mark Zuckerberg
>wake up
>see wife isn't laying in bed next to me
>no problem, she's probably getting plowed by blacks because it's her choice
>get out of bed
>rub my hands as i hear protesters outside my house that have issues with privacy settings
>boot up my computer
>make coffee
>use semen instead of cream because i don't exploit poor animals
>vegan
>go to facebook master server
>Ctrl+F
>"cuckerberg zuckerberg nigger mark fuckerberg kike stupid jew holocaust"
>ban every result
>pat my back
>another day as top CEO