Dry Bowser Questions His Role

Dry Bowser was racing though the Grumble Volcano as he was attempting to beat the clone of him who was riding on a Flame Runner bike, the copycat blasting purple fire at the original skeletal reptile as he dodged the flames while riding in his Piranha Prowler vehicle. Suddenly as they were getting out of the actual volcano, Dry Bowser was suddenly warped from his seat into an airplane that was heading straight for the Sunshine Airport, forcing the reptilian skeleton to take the pilot seat and try to steer the falling plane back into the clear blue sky.

"You know, I must ask something after all this..." Dry Bowser said as he could feel some of his fragile bones popping out of his body, brushing back his red hair as he could feel the plane tilting back up. "...Why do I keep getting into these situations, and why do I agree to them so readily?"

Dry Bowser was able to save the plane from crashing and the airport terminal from collateral damage, but that didn't seem to matter as Dry Bowser was then teleported out of the plane, and put into a mine cart that was situated at the rainy Neo Bowser City, with it going through the wet race course in the metropolis as Dry Bowser could barely get it to stay on course.

Dry Bowser: (in an annoyed tone as rain makes his bones moist) Oh, I figured it out. It's because the author has a sick obsession with putting me into bizarre situations because he thinks it's funny.

And as Dry Bowser concluded his statement, he was transported away one last time to the Bone Dry Dunes, being right in front of his huge skull that overlooked his canyon. Dry Bowser questioned as to why he was summoned here in particular... until it became clear as he began running around the track, being chased by more clones of himself, this time with the copies of Dry Bowser spouting electricity from their fingers and using their bones like boomerangs instead of bellowing fire.