Dr. Blake: (Stroking his beardless chin) Hmm… It is possible to inverse SCP-6659 to insert a concept into the Noosphere and thus restoring sex, though we would need an extremely powerful sex-related physical object to derive the concept from.

Dir. Aktus: What about Clef? I heard he has three flam—

A loud groan is heard from the right-side of the table. An emaciated and shriveled man raises his hand weakly. He has three eyes.

Dr. Clef: (Repeated, indecipherable wheezing, followed by a series of desperate coughs.)

O5-2: Yeesh. This really did a number on him.

Dr. Blake: It's only been a few hours, for fuck's sake.