Tavros joins the Ginyu Force Pt 2

-- courageousGinyu [CG] began pestering adiosToreadora [AT] at 19:37 --
[07:37] CG: EYES UP
[07:38] AT: hELLO, cAPTAIN,
[07:38] CG: HOW ARE YOU CADET!?
[07:38] AT: uHH, i AM, pRETTY ALRIGHT,
[07:39] CG: IS THAT GOOD?
[07:39] AT: yES,
[07:39] CG: Bravo Cadet!
[07:40] AT: uH, tHANK YOU,
[07:40] CG: NO THANK YOUS ARE NEEDED
[07:40] AT: oH, oKAY,
[07:40] CG: DID YOU DO PUSH UPS TODAY!?
[07:40] AT: yES, i'VE DONE, uH,
[07:40] AT: mAYBE 50,
[07:41] CG: IMPRESSIVE
[07:41] CG: I mean for a Cadet and all.
[07:42] CG: SOME OF THE MORE SENIOR MEMBERS DO ABOUT 2000
[07:42] AT: oH,
[07:42] CG: SOMETIMES OVER 9000
[07:42] AT: wOW,
[07:42] AT: tHAT'S,
[07:42] AT: a LOT,
[07:42] CG: YES
[07:44] CG: DO YOU EAT HEALTHY!?
[07:44] AT: uH, yES, i SUPPOSE SO,
[07:45] AT: i AM, uM, a VEGETARIAN,
[07:45] CG: Hmm That is fine.
[07:45] CG: A good warrior needs to eat healthy.
[07:45] CG: YOU WILL NEED MEAT SUBSTITUTE TO GET ALL THE FOOD GROUPS!
[07:45] AT: i EAT EGGS,
[07:46] AT: dOES THAT COUNT,
[07:46] -- courageousGinyu [CG] taps at his chin --
[07:46] CG: Probably!
[07:46] AT: oKAY, gOOD,
[07:47] CG: The Ginyu Force regularly goes for chocolate parfats.
[07:47] AT: oH MY GOD,
[07:47] AT: i LOVE CHOCOLATE PARFAITS,
[07:47] CG: I AM AWARE I MISSED THE I
[07:47] CG: I HAVE LARGE HANDS
[07:47] CG: But otherwise good!
[07:47] AT: tHAT IS, uNDERSTANDABLE,
[07:48] CG: SOMETIMES SUNDAES INSTEAD
[07:48] AT: sUNDAES, aRE ALSO GOOD,
[07:49] CG: Nothing like parfaits after a operation with your fellow Ginyu comrades!
[07:49] CG: I generally do not participate.
[07:49] AT: oH NO, wHY NOT,
[07:49] CG: I AM THE CAPTAIN! I HAVE DUTIES
[07:49] AT: oH, uH,
[07:49] AT: eXCELLENT POINT,
[07:50] CG: Do you have any allergies?
[07:50] CG: !
[07:50] AT: uH, yES,
[07:50] AT: i AM, uM,
[07:50] AT: aLLERGIC, tO FELINES,
[07:51] CG: That is not a problem. WE HAVE NONE
[07:51] AT: oH, gOOD,
[07:51] AT: aLTHOUGH, uH,
[07:51] AT: tHEY ARE, pRETTY CUTE,
[07:51] CG: THE GINYU FORCE MOBILE SPACE COMMAND STATION BASE DOES NOT ALLOW MANY PETS
[07:51] CG: They are indeed cute.
[07:52] AT: wHAT KIND OF PETS, dO YOU ALLOW,
[07:52] CG: We can make exceptions if they have nowhere else to go and or they are age-old companions.
[07:52] CG: !
[07:53] AT: oH, uH, oKAY,
[07:53] CG: But they cannot wander.
[07:54] AT: tHAT IS, uNDERSTANDABLE, yES,
[07:56] CG: Can you fly?
[07:59] AT: nO, }:(
[07:59] AT: aLTHOUGH, uH,
[07:59] AT: i GUESS IT IS NOT, oUTSIDE THE RHEALM OF POSSIBILITY TO, uH,
[07:59] AT: mAKE MY CHAIR, rOCKET PROPELED,
[07:59] CG: I GUESS THAT WILL DO
[07:59] CG: But you will learn how to harness KI
[07:59] CG: AND FLY
[08:00] AT: oH, uH, oKAY,
[08:00] AT: i GUESS, i WILL LEARN HOW EVENTUALLY,
[08:00] CG: Such a neophyte cadet
[08:00] AT: i AM, uM, lOOKING FORWARD TO IT,
[08:00] AT: }:)
[08:00] CG: GOOD!
[08:01] CG: YOU HAVE EARNED A CANDY
[08:01] AT: oH BOY,
[08:02] -- courageousGinyu [CG] holds out a caramel AGAIN! --
[08:02] -- adiosToreadora [AT] devours the caramel --
[08:03] CG: Hahaha!
[08:06] CG: POP QUIZ
[08:07] AT: uH,
[08:07] CG: HOW MANY CAPTAINS DO WE HAVE!?
[08:07] AT: oNE,
[08:07] CG: YES
[08:07] CG: Last person who got that wrong, DOES NOT EXIST
[08:07] AT: }8(
[08:07] CG: WHY IS THAT SAD!?
[08:08] AT: uHHHH,
[08:08] AT: nO REASON,
[08:10] CG: THEN LAUGH
[08:10] AT: aHAHAHA,
[08:11] CG: Very good.
[08:13] CG: YOU KNOW CADET. YOU ARE A FINE CADET! YOU MAKE THIS AGED CAPTAIN PROUD
[08:13] AT: tHANK YOU, cAPTAIN,
[08:13] CG: YOU MAY NOT HAVE ANY COMBAT ABILITY! BUT YOU TAKE ORDERS
[08:14] AT: uH, yES,
[08:14] AT: uH, yES,
[08:15] CG: WE NEED YOUR LEGS. FOCUS SEE IF THEY MEND
[08:15] AT: uHHH, i DO NOT THINK, tHAT THEY WILL,
[08:15] AT: iT IS, a SPINAL INJURY,
[08:15] CG: ...
[08:16] CG: FOCUS
[08:16] AT: i AM, fOCUSING,
[08:16] CG: No luck?
[08:16] AT: nO, }:(
[08:17] CG: Damnit!
[08:17] AT: i'M SORRY,
[08:17] CG: HOW DID YOU GET THIS INJURY ANYWAY!?
[08:17] AT: uM,
[08:17] AT: a PERSON i KNOW, tHOUGHT THAT,
[08:17] AT: iT WOULD BE FUNNY TO,
[08:17] AT: sEND ME OFF A CLIFF,
[08:18] CG: THAT IS KIND OF FUNNY! BUT UNFORTUNATE!
[08:18] AT: }:(
[08:20] CG: Hmm. HOW DO WE FIX IT
[08:20] CG: I am a warrior not a doctor
[08:20] AT: i DO NOT KNOW,
[08:24] CG: I AM BAD AT THINKING OF SOLUTIONS TO THIS
[08:24] AT: i AM, tOO,
[08:24] CG: WELL YOU STILL HAVE ARMS. I guess you could shoot KI BLASTS FROM THOSE!
[08:24] AT: wOW,
[08:25] AT: tHAT SOUNDS,
[08:25] AT: sO COOL,
[08:25] CG: I SEE IT EVERYDAY
[08:25] CG: IT GETS LESS COOL
[08:25] AT: i DOUBT i WILL EVER, uHH,
[08:25] AT: gET BORED OF IT,
[08:25] CG: Best part is. ANYONE CAN DO IT
[08:25] CG: JUST NEEDS TRAINING
[08:25] AT: oH BOY,
[08:26] CG: YES
[08:32] CG: DO YOU KNOW THE PRINCIPLES OF HONOR!?
[08:33] AT: uH, nO,
[08:34] CG: STUDY
[08:34] AT: oKAY, i WILL,
[08:48] CG: Hmm
[09:11] CG: CADET
[09:11] AT: yES, cAPTAIN,
[09:11] CG: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
[09:12] AT: uMM, dELETING SPAM EMAIL, cAPTAIN,
[09:13] CG: Good. MAKING SURE YOU WERE NOT BEING NAUGHTY!
[09:13] AT: oH, uH,
[09:13] AT: i AM NOT, a VERY NAUGHTY PERSON, sIR,
[09:15] CG: GOOD CADET
[09:25] CG: DRAW
[09:30] AT: dRAW?
[09:30] CG: DRAW
[09:30] CG: Like
[09:30] CG: PAPER
[09:30] AT: oH,
[09:30] AT: wHAT SHOULD i DRAW,
[09:30] CG: OR ON YOUR DEVICE DOOHICKEY
[09:43] CG: But um..
[09:43] CG: Draw.
[09:44] CG: A fish.
[09:44] AT: a FISH?
[09:44] AT: uHH, oKAY,
[09:46] CG: MAKE IT AWESOME
[09:48] -- adiosToreadora [AT] show her drawing: http://ctrlv.in/43457 --
[09:48] AT: tA DA,
[09:49] CG: VERY GOOD
[09:49] AT: tHANK YOU,
[09:49] CG: WHAT IS A SWEEP!?
[09:49] CG: LIKE A BROOM
[09:49] AT: uHH, iT IS, a FORM OF PASSAGE OF TIME,
[09:50] CG: I FIGURED THAT
[09:50] AT: i BELIEVE IT IS, uM, eQUIVALENT TO, 2.16 EARTH YEARS,
[09:50] CG: We prefer the term. COMMON YEARS
[09:50] AT: sORRY,
[09:51] CG: IT IS OK.
[09:51] CG: YOU'RE YOUNG
[09:52] CG: Then again, that means you'll take in more information.
[09:53] AT: yES, i GUESS SO,
[09:54] CG: THIS IS GOOD!
[10:10] CG: STRIKE A POSE
[10:10] AT: uHH,
[10:10] -- adiosToreadora [AT] pops a wheelie --
[10:14] CG: NO. ARM POSE
[10:14] CG: LIKE
[10:14] CG: THEATER
[10:14] AT: oH, uH,
[10:14] AT: hOW, iS THIS,
[10:15] CG: HMM
[10:16] CG: WAIT ARE YOU POSING NOW?
[10:17] AT: uH, yES,
[10:17] -- adiosToreadora [AT] posing! --
[10:17] CG: Hmm
[10:18] CG: NEEDS MORE WORK
[10:19] CG: Here is an example..
[10:19] -- courageousGinyu [CG] pulls out an old advert http://oi43.tinypic.com/nn183p.jpg --
[10:20] AT: oH, oKAY, lET ME, uH, tRY AGAIN,
[10:20] AT: lIKE THIS??
[10:20] -- adiosToreadora [AT] pulls a slightly more ginyu-esque pose --
[10:20] CG: MUCH BETTER
[10:20] CG: SADLY YOU CAN'T HAVE LEG FLAIR
[10:20] AT: i'M SORRY,
[10:21] CG: IT IS FINE. I AM IN THAT PICTURE
[10:21] CG: You will learn better posing eventually! We pride ourselves on our PRE BATTLE POSES.
[10:21] CG: SPECIAL FIGHTING POSES
[10:21] CG: And Post battle poses!
[10:22] AT: oH, cOOL,
[10:22] CG: Did you know which one was yours truely!?
[10:23] AT: uMM, pROBABLY THE, cOOL ONE IN THE FRONT, aND, mIDDLE,
[10:23] CG: WITH THE HORNS
[10:23] CG: YES
[10:23] AT: }:D
[10:23] -- courageousGinyu [CG] proudly presents another candy --
[10:24] AT: yAAAY,
[10:24] -- adiosToreadora [AT] devours --
[10:25] CG: GOOD CADET.
[10:25] AT: }:)
[10:25] CG: You'll be the strongest paralyzed female warrior ever!
[10:25] AT: yAAAY,
[10:25] CG: I don't know how many of those exist...
[10:25] AT: uHH,,
[10:25] CG: WHO KNOWS
[10:27] CG: AND MAYBE WE CAN FIX YOUR LEG ISSUE!
[10:27] AT: oH, tHAT, wOULD BET REALLY GREAT,
[10:28] CG: Can't you just like. Steal some
[10:29] AT: uHHH, i DO NOT THINK, thAT WOULD WORK,
[10:29] CG: You know, if you had the powers I had.
[10:29] CG: Wait. That might not work..
[10:29] AT: uH,,,
[10:29] CG: I CAN SWAP BODIES
[10:30] CG: BY UTTERING A SINGLE WORD
[10:30] AT: }:O
[10:30] CG: Then I realized, you'd swap your entire identity. Not just your legs.
[10:30] AT: wOW,
[10:30] AT: oH,
[10:30] CG: IT IS PRETTY COOL
[10:30] CG: This is one now. I'VE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES I DON'T REMEMBER MY REAL ONE
[10:31] AT: uH, wOW,
[10:32] CG: But this is my favorite.
[10:33] CG: It has HORNS!
[10:33] AT: hORNS ARE, pRETTY NEAT,
[10:33] AT: i HAVE HORNS, tOO,
[10:33] AT: tHEY ARE, uM, pRETTY BIG,
[10:33] CG: BIGGER IS BETTER
[10:33] AT: }:)
[10:37] CG: Hmm
[10:38] CG: I JUST FOUND AN OLD PICTURE
[10:38] CG: MUCH RAGE
[10:39] AT: }:o
[10:39] CG: I AM IN MY SWIMMING THONG
[10:39] CG: WHAT IS THIS
[10:40] AT: uHHHHH,
[10:41] CG: I AM NOT PLEASED
[10:46] CG: I AM PLEASED WITH
[10:46] CG: http://oi40.tinypic.com/2u3xhxf.jpg
[10:46] AT: tHAT IS, a VERY SNAZZY SUIT, cAPTAIN,
[10:46] CG: THANK YOU CADET
[10:47] CG: AND MY READING GLASSES
[10:47] AT: i LIKE THEM,
[10:48] CG: Thank you CADET!
[10:59] AT: cAPTAIN, i, uHH,
[10:59] AT: dREW A PICTURE OF MYSELF, iF,
[10:59] AT: yOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE,
[11:02] CG: Sure!
[11:02] AT: http://i.imgur.com/nt9Qi.png
[11:03] CG: Nice crayon work!
[11:04] AT: tHANK YOU, }:)
[11:04] CG: AND HIP HAIR
[11:05] AT: aHAHA, tHANK YOU, cAPTAIN,
[11:05] CG: You're welcome Cadet! SALUTE
[11:05] AT: oH, uH,
[11:05] -- adiosToreadora [AT] salutes --
[11:06] CG: http://oi40.tinypic.com/1690siu.jpg
[11:09] CG: CADET.
[11:09] CG: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW
[11:10] AT: dRAWING MY LUSUS,
[11:10] CG: I don't even..
[11:10] CG: WHAT
[11:10] AT: hUH?
[11:10] CG: WHAT IS THAT!?
[11:11] AT: a LUSUS?
[11:11] AT: uMMM,
[11:11] AT: a LUSUS IS, tHE CUSTODIAN OF A TROLL,
[11:11] AT: tHEY, uH, pROTECT AND TAKE CARE OF US,
[11:11] AT: uNTIL WE REACH ADULTHOOD,
[11:12] CG: A TROLL?
[11:12] CG: That is your species huh..
[11:12] AT: yES, iT IS,
[11:13] AT: fROM THE, uHH, pLANET ALTERNIA,
[11:13] CG: NEVER BEEN THERE
[11:13] AT: wELL, tHAT MAKES SENSE,
[11:13] AT: oUR HOME PLANET IS, pROTECTED BY OUR VAST SPACE EMPIRE,
[11:13] CG: OH THE GINYU FORCE WORKS FOR ONE OF THOSE
[11:13] AT: aS THE PLANET IS MAINLY THERE TO, uHH, fACILITATE THE YOUNG,
[11:13] CG: SOMETIMES
[11:13] CG: Oooh.
[11:14] CG: A baby planet
[11:14] AT: oNCE WE BECOME ADULTS, wE ARE RECRUITED AND GO INTO SPACE,
[11:15] CG: Drafting!
[11:16] AT: uH, yES,
[11:16] AT: iT IS MANDATORY, oR ELSE, wE ARE CULLED,
[11:16] CG: CULLED? IS THAT FANCY TALK FOR DECIMATED?
[11:17] AT: uH, iT MEANS, wE ARE KILLED,
[11:17] CG: Thought so.
[11:23] AT: http://i.imgur.com/C7Lpq.png
[11:23] AT: tHIS IS MY LUSUS, hER NAME IS TINKERBULL,
[11:24] CG: That..Is
[11:24] CG: A bull with wings?
[11:24] CG: Cow..
[11:24] CG: Bull..
[11:25] AT: sHE IS, mY LUSUS, aND, tAKES GOOD CARE OF ME,
[11:25] AT: eVEN IF, sHE IS SMALL,
[11:25] CG: She's kind of..adorable?
[11:25] AT: aDORABULL,
[11:25] AT: };)
[11:25] CG: ...
[11:28] AT: uH,,,
[11:29] CG: That was cheesy.
[11:29] CG: But I APPRECIATE PUNS
[11:29] AT: sORRY,
[11:29] AT: oH,
[11:29] AT: oKAY,
[11:31] CG: Hehehe.
[11:34] CG: Are you drawing again
[11:34] AT: uHH, nO, nOT YET,
[11:34] AT: i AM TAKING A BREAK,
[11:34] CG: Tiring?
[11:35] AT: uH, i NEED TO, tAKE A BREAK NOW AND THEN, sO THAT,
[11:35] AT: mY CREATIVITY CAN, rEFILL ITSELF,
[11:38] CG: The CAPTAIN CANNOT DRAW
[11:38] AT: aW, }:(
[11:38] CG: BUT HE CAN FIGHT
[11:38] CG: AND TEACH
[11:39] AT: yES, tHAT IS GOOD,
[11:41] CG: >8]
[11:55] CG: Tell me a joke
[11:55] AT: uMMM,
[11:55] AT: i AM NOT, gOOD AT JOKES,
[11:56] CG: OH
[11:58] CG: Ok.
[11:58] CG: I got one
[11:58] AT: oH?
[11:58] CG: What do you call a space ship, with a faulty air conditioning unit?
[11:58] AT: uHHH, i DON'T KNOW, wHAT?
[11:59] CG: A FRYING SAUCER!
[11:59] AT: }:O
[11:59] AT: oH WOW,
[11:59] AT: hAHAHA,
[12:03] CG: Did you enjoy that?
[12:03] AT: yES, i DID,
[12:07] CG: Good
[12:12] CG: Hmmm
[12:12] CG: What now
[12:12] AT: i DO NOT KNOW,
[12:19] CG: Blaah
[12:21] CG: You're not a bad artist Cadet
[12:23] AT: oH, uHH, tHANK YOU,
[12:23] CG: IMPRESSED I AM
[12:27] AT: i DREW A PICTURE OF, mY FAVORITE FIDUSPAWN,
[12:27] AT: http://i.imgur.com/ZOUaF.png
[12:28] CG: WHAT IS A FIDUSPAWN!?
[12:28] AT: uMM, fIDUSPAWN ARE THE MONSTERS FROM THE GAME BY THE SAME NAME,
[12:29] CG: OH
[12:29] CG: NEVER HEARD OF IT
[12:29] AT: iT IS A GAME THAT INVOLVES CARDS, aND, tAMING AND RAISING BEASTS,
[12:29] AT: tHIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE, hORSARONI,
[12:29] CG: I see!
[12:30] AT: i HAVE, rIDDEN IT INTO BATTLE A COUPLE TIMES, wITH MY LANCE,
[12:30] CG: LANCE?
[12:30] CG: YOU HAVE A LANCE?
[12:30] AT: uH, yES, i DO,
[12:30] AT: iT IS MY, wEAPON OF CHOICE,
[12:30] CG: Mine is my barehands!
[12:30] CG: And energy blasts of course.
[12:31] AT: }:O
[12:31] AT: wOW, cOOL,
[12:31] CG: YOU COULD FIRE KI FROM THE LANCE
[12:31] CG: SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
[12:31] AT: oOOH,
[12:33] CG: But basic training is the most important part.
[12:34] AT: yES, dEFINITELY,
[12:44] CG: The Captain is sleepy
[12:44] AT: mAYBE YOU SHOULD, uH, gO TO SLEEP, cAPTAIN,
[12:44] CG: DUTIES THOUGH
[12:44] AT: yOU CAN'T, uMM,
[12:44] AT: pERFORM PROPERLY,
[12:45] AT: iF YOU ARE NOT WELL RESTED,
[12:49] CG: THIS IS TRUE
[12:49] CG: YOU STUDIED
[12:49] AT: }:)
[12:51] -- courageousGinyu [CG] offers candy rewards. ONCEMORE! --
[12:51] -- adiosToreadora [AT] devours all the offered candy --
[12:55] CG: Hahaha.
[01:11] CG: GOODNIGHT CADET
[01:12] AT: gOODNIGHT, cAPTAIN,
[01:12] CG: GIVE TINKERBULL A PAT FROM THE CAPTAIN
[01:12] AT: oH, i WILL,
[01:12] AT: }:)
[01:12] CG: FAREWELL
[01:12] AT: bYE,
-- courageousGinyu [CG] ceased pestering adiosToreadora [AT] at 01:15 --