XD jolteon

copy pasted silva's route with a couple of notes
Assumes any start with HP Ice 67+ with modest, rash, and quiet included
Still the same teddy requirements.

Chobin 1 is identical

(left down A A) Thunderstone is 1 down

Know the minimum amount of money you will need to purify your teddy and pick up items accordingly. Pokeballs sell for 100 each (400), the ether for 800, and the 2 burn heals for 250.

Immediately evolve into jolt (no point in waiting and give you guaranteed outspeed on teddy)
Agate Gauntlet
	MAAAAAAATH
Use ryziken’s purifying helper and keep track of calls. If you want to do your own scent calcs, you need to purify off 3000 points on the bar.

1	tail whip + sr numel
	Bite + mash A

2	Double Corphish(very good range I don’t care to calc.)
Double snubbull(Mash A)

3	Tailwhip + SR slugma
	Call + mash A

4	Mash A
	Bite Abra + Mash A (Abra is supposed to die, but we shall see)

Mash A through Eagun (if teddie dies, just make sure scents finish off his bar.

Vivids are 1200, excites are 800, do math.

Mt Battle gauntlet It is always faster to do this strat

1	Bite Wingull (68%) lvl 13 after the kill (Better range)
	Wumple

2	Mash A (3 turn)

3	Mash A hits 14 in the middle (75%range on spoink, 69% on doduo at 13, pick your poison, level up out of range though on second.)

Withdraw Teddy!

CIPHER PEON BROWSIX
Bite Baltoy + Return Hoothoot
		Ditto (Might swap targets as jolt won’t be 14)

Bite + return Skitty
Bite + MC Duskull(this is now a range)

Mash A on the birds

Tekot Strats
Bite corphish + return clampearl
Bite clampearl + return corphish (teach TShock)
TShock Zubat

Tailwhip + MC anorith
Bite + MC the plant
Clean up sadly if anorith used harden

Bite + return shuppet
Tailwhip + return spinerac
Call/heal + mash A (can use MC if you think your teddy barely made the cut)

Make sure everyone is above 20 HP

Bite Voltorb + return Raltz
Bite + Return Voltorb
Tw + return Numle
Bite + Mash A

Tailwhip + Return Snowrunt
Call + mash A

Move TShock up when you use it
TShock Carvhana + return maggy
TShock Duck + Return Maggy
TShoc remorade + refresh
Bite + Mash A

Ts + return Snubbull
Tw + Return Kek
If growled (Bite + Return) X 2
If not (TW + Return) X 2

Heal center if you need it(usually do)bb



Bite rhyhorn + Return Murkrow
DITTO
Bite Beldum + return Slakoth
Mash A /+heal 1

Full hp for lovi

Lovrina 1

Turn 1
TS Beautifly (38% range) + return Lovdisk

Split fight

Did you kill beautifly? faster
Ts + lick (will be fake tears after teaching over it) Lovdisk
Ts + Return Delcatty
TW + Return Roselia

Did you not kill Beautifly? Very Scary
Ts lovedisk + Return beautifly (teach fake tears over lick)
TW + return Roselia
Bite + FT Dellcatty
Ts + return/heal
Finish if it survived

MASH B before and after minor b fight

MB 1 SALSA!!!!!
Ts + return Top
Ts + return Top
Ts + return bot
Bite + return (IDK if it dies here)

Shopping

Sell the pokesnacs
Buy 3 super potions/ 1 + 1 revive
1 guard spec
4-5 X atks
4(5 if <26 iv) XSpeeds
5(idk yet) XSpecials



Identical fast strats to espy if you have the teddy to make do

MASH A

Ts + FT Surskit
Ts maku(75% range if maxed defenses) + Return maku
call/tw + Return Kek

??todo ask this ??
TS beautifly + X atk
Bite spin + return moth
Bite Spin + Return the Vulpix?
Call/heal + return moth?

Ts Yanma + return/ mc sneasel (its actually just faster and safer to do this)
XSpec + return/ MC sneasel
Bite + refresh
Mash A ( or heal)

Bite(Range) + FT kadabra
Ts(Range?) + return vigoroth
Bite ralts + mash A
Mash A

Die to Exol (you save too much time to not just take the L)

Grab the HP up, ether, and the revive

Skip through pheonac

Grab both the carbos and the protein

decision time:
Decide if you’ll need the atk or the speed more on your teddy now and sell the other.
If you’ll be fast enough with the Speed EVs from the carbos to outspeed ZAM at +1 then sell the protein. (Very specific speed threshold I need to calc) Otherwise sell the carbos.

Sell
HP up, Pokesnax if you still have them, the one you needed to sell  from your choice earlier.

Buy
1X Hyper potion (Unless I’m very wrong about money)
TMs for HP(3000), HB(7500), Th(Second 5500).

Teach thunder over TW + HP over sand atk, use protein(Carbos if you sold protein)


Th + Return Snorunt
HP + FT Golbat
Ts Mightiena + Mash A
HP + Return

HP + FT Murkrow
HP Ariados + Mash A
Mash A

Th Linoone + Return kirlia
(Th Linoone again if need to clean up) TS + return Xatu
Clean up if need be

Th + FT Golb
(HP + FT Golb) if Th Missed
HP Rose + return remorade

Call + XAtk
Bite Kadabra + Return Sneasle(This is very annoying. Double team can make you cry)
Th misdreavous (You need thunder and now the acc boost is very worth while) + return Meowth

Btw Torkoal has smoak screen. Enjoy :)

Th Torkoal + return nuzleaf
Bite + return swinub

Thunder Count. You want roughly 3-4 for the next 2 fights use the ether if you run out

HP + return electrike
TS Peliper + mash A

Th Stantler + return Chimeco
Th Grimer + mash A

HEAL TO FULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MEANS ETHER THUNDER NOW IF YOU DIDN’T YET

HP Gravler + Return Hoothoot
Th Seel + FT Gulpin
HP


Snattle 1
XSpec + Guard Spec
Call (XAcc replacement) + FT Laturn
Th Lanturn + FT Quag
Th + return Lunatone
HP quag + return castform
Th  metang +return Quag (if it didn’t kill)

IF YOU WANT TO MEME YOU CAN SKIP THE CALL AND TRY HITTING A LOT OF 70%s. ITS NOT FUN.

Equip EXP Share to teddy

Ts Gyarados + return sunkern

TS gyarados + return Sunflora
HP HOPPIP + Return Sunflora
HP Tropius + mash A(Sunflora if needed)

Put exp share on jolt

Grab the rare candy

Grab the double PP ups on the ship and use them on return + HB

Smarton Skip btw

Zook Skip always

MB 2 (Easy Fight) Raindance skip
XSpec + Return Top
Thunder Bot + Return Top
Thunder Nosepass + HB ludicolo

Buy …… stuff? Hypers are important. You have money finally to goof off with
BUY REVIVES !!!!!! a high atk bear can one shot Jolteon
Take Pogepi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call + return Top
Th Linoone + Return Ziggy
Mash A (HB if the first Th missed)

HP Murkrow + return oddish
Mash A

HP Oddish + return Koffing
TS + Mash A

HP Crobat + return oddish
Th Torkoal + HB Bell
Clean up if needed



HP G1 + Return G2
TS Mantine + FT Fortress
Th Fortress + HB Grumpig
Clean up is necessary

XSAtk + XATK
Hp Nuzleaf + return electrode
HP Vileplume + Return whiscash
TS Scarm (Clean up if need be ONLY ISSUE IS IF YOU GOT PARRAD ON BEAR)

Keep the EXP share on

Zook
Th Zangoose + Return doduo
TS Carvahna + return Snek
Mash A




TAKE A LEFT AND GO TO THE BACK


IDK His name LMAO TBOLT TIME
Fast Fight if you think hitting 2 thunders is fast
Ts+ HB Clamperl
Th relicanth
Mash A (HB can clean up Octillery)

Slower consistent fight
Ts Clampearl + FT octillery
TS octillery + HB Lanturn
The Relicanth

Teach TBolt over TShock and remove EXP Share

TB beautifully + return minun
TB Ledian + return/HB illumise
Clean up

HP Birb + return Snek
TB pupper + return(HB if intimidated) Paras

HEAL MACHINE !!!

HP Rhyhorn + X Speed
Th + Return Swalot
Golbat may be a range with Return (81 % if below 24 IV, roughly)
TB + Mash A

Grab the PP up and use it on TB next time you need to heal


TB + Return Furret
(Togetic may be a range)
HP Pidgeotto + Return Beedrill
Fix as needed

TB Smeargle + Return absol
HP + Return Donphan
TB Tent + HB Amphy

Bite Chimeco + Return Kek
Tb Noctowl + HB Mightyena
(miss range? HP + HB chimeco, TB noctowl)


HP Jumpluff + return Ninetails
TB + HB Azumarill
HP whichever is left

Bite Shedinja + Fake Tears Wobbuffet
HP + HB Vibrava (Please kill magneton)
Bite Wobbuffet

Tb + FT Hitmontop
Tb Hariama + call?
HP + HB Weepinbell
TH Golduck

TB Seadra + Return Grumpig
TB + return Seaking
HP Pilo + return camerupt

Grab EQ and  KEEP TRACK of TB. YOU NEED 3 TB after Gorigon so replace TB with TH if you need


HP Cacturn + Return Huntail
TB Weezing + Return Ursa
TB Arbok + HB Ursa

Heal to full definitely here, Equip exp.share to Jolteon and teach EQ over MC

Gorigan 1 (Seams semi safe, but IDK I need a calc  sheet)

Call + XAtk (Tank the EQ) trust me you should live a crit
Th Lairon + return sealeo
Th + Return Slowking
Th Ursa + Return Hypno

Use heal machine on the way out

TB Peliper + Return cradaunt
TB Golduck + Return Mantine
TB Sableye + mash A

Heal Center NOW!!!

HP Dodrio + Return Xatu
TB(TH if lightscreen) Raticate + HB Whiscash

TB Corsola + EQ (This may kill Jolteon and that is OKAY. Just revive it)

Bite Girafarig + return Sneasel
TB Golb + mash A

Lovrina 2 (This fight is a push over)
TB Gorebyss + return Gardeviour
HP rose + return duck
HP Altraria + return

HP Crobat + Return Snek
HP Masquerain + HB

XSpecial + Return electrode
HP + HB Claydol
Bite
Bite + mash A

Grab the white Herb


Th + return Ninetails
Togepi + EQ (send Jolt right back out)
Mash A

Heal center

White Herb Skip (Do white herb if you aren’t very fast or Very Stronk)
TB Stantler + HB Mightyena
TB Zangoose
TB Sharpedo + HB Sunflora

TB Weezing + EQ
Heal Jolteon + EQ

HP Cacturn + return Ninetails
TB Torkoal  + Return  Mantine
Hp Mash A

HP Golem  + Return Medicham
Hp Xatu + Mash  A

TB Skarmory + Return grumpig
Th Hariama + EQ (Lee Range)
Mash A

TB Yanma + Return Roselia

If no Detect:
TB Smeargle + Return Vileplume (range below 18 IV)
HP + Mash A Altaria

If Detect:
TB Electric Yanma + Return Smeargle
HP Vileplume + Hyper Beam Altaria	(trade targets if slower Bear)

Full heal now and put togepi up front

Togepi + EQ
Tb + return Likitung

CIPHER PEON LEDEN
Standard (no Herb):
TB Stantler + Return Exploud
TB Scyther + Return Exploud
Bite (KO Scyther if it survived) + Hyper Beam Chansey

White Herb Strat: 	(~20 seconds faster; ~10 overall) Only if you skipped the earlier one
(want ridiculous Speed (19+ plus) for Stantler; or ridiculous Attack for Exploud)
Th Exploud/Stantler + Return Stantler/Exploud
TB Scyther + Return Chansey

Heal to full

Snattle 2
HP Quag + EQ
TB Solrock + FT Scizor
TB Scizor + HB Castform
TB Starmie

AAAARDOS
 (Need to know if you need + 2)
+1 Fight
HP Swellow + XSpeed
Th Kingdra + Heal
Th + EQ Heracross
Swap to togepi + EQ
TB + HB Snorlax

Gorigon 2
Tb Slowking + XATK
Call + Return Ursa
Th Agron + Return Walrien
Th Poli + Return Mr. Meme

Heal up

TB Glalie + EQ
HP + Return Breloom
Mash A

(Leave the EQ Damage or swap up togepi if it lived LMAO)
DO YOU NEED WHITE HERB?

Improvise on eldest. You have HP Ice
HP Ninjask + Return Manectric
HP Mence + Return Manectric
HP Flygon + HB Marowak
Tb Lapras

Heal center and make sure Bear is up front
LUGIA
Call + FT
Tb + heal

GREEVIL

HP + HB Rhydon
TB Taurus
TB Moltress + heal
Th + FT Arcticuno (Hopefully teddy doesn’t die here, but you have togepi)(Clean up if you miss)
HP Zapdos