Never give mark a nickelback album (MAINCHAT)

<RedRibbit>: In both supoc and newpoc there is a 2:1 ratio of males to females
<Wrong_Way>: neat
<Okeanos>: of course
<RedRibbit>: Imagine you're a grill getting hit on by at least 2 guys you don't know
<RedRibbit>: Every
<RedRibbit>: Day
<Wrong_Way>: living the dream
<Okeanos>: youd be lucky if you could find a grill or guy
<Wrong_Way>: B)
<Okeanos>: your spread so far, its possible youd never see a person again
<Wrong_Way>: oh shoot, i think i'm behind schedule.
Wrong_Way catches the next train to get to his next chance to hit on a chick
*** Okeanos is now known as gwys
gwys breaks marks train
<gwys>: always
*** gwys is now known as Okeanos
<Wrong_Way>: ):
Okeanos fixes the train for mark
<Wrong_Way>: wow okeanos, you're so much better than that gwyd guy
<Okeanos>: conflicting interests among characters ahoy!
<Okeanos>: I know it
<Okeanos>: B)
<Wrong_Way>: but something's not right...
Wrong_Way puts a red wig on okeano's head
<Wrong_Way>: there we go
<Okeanos>: :c why the wig?
<Wrong_Way>: ...i don't know
<Okeanos>: ....
<Wrong_Way>: ...
Wrong_Way sits on an edge of a roof to reflect on this
<Okeanos>: is this a sex thing?
<RedRibbit>: I think he's onto you
Okeanos wanders through the seas to reflectct on this
<Wrong_Way>: I think I...
<Wrong_Way>: like...
<Wrong_Way>: ...the color red.
<Maw>: turtles.
<Wrong_Way>: aw, so close maw
<Wrong_Way>: you'll get there
<Wrong_Way>: next time, i hope.
<Okeanos>: ww do you miss gwyd or
<Maw>: ._________________.
*** Okeanos is now known as Gwen
<Wrong_Way>: ...
Gwen died that time, such trajedy, etc
<Wrong_Way>: i think i hear my turtle calling.
Wrong_Way ends up crawling under his bed and crying
*** Gwen is now known as Okeanos
<RedRibbit>: Near
<RedRibbit>: Far
<RedRibbit>: WHEREVER YOU ARE
<Wrong_Way>: sorry red
<Wrong_Way>: i didn't watch titanic
<RedRibbit>: I didn't either
<Okeanos>: i have....
<Wrong_Way>: then i guess i don't listen to a lot of celien dion
<Wrong_Way>: sorry, celine
<Okeanos>: I thought you loved celine
<Okeanos>: or was that nickelback...
<Wrong_Way>: second one, love
<Okeanos>: love?
<Okeanos>: b-baka
Wrong_Way rips off his shirt and reveals his sharpie writing of nickelback on his chest
<Wrong_Way>: BAM
<RedRibbit>: lewd
<Wrong_Way>: I WILL NEVER REGRET THIS
<Wrong_Way>: i mean, when i get the real thing.
<Wrong_Way>: it's kind of sharpie right now...
<Wrong_Way>: but uh, the guys on my forum really like when i posted a picture of it...
<Okeanos>: is that permanent ink?
<Okeanos>: you have a forum?
<Wrong_Way>: one day it'll be. I need to see a tattoo artist about a session...
<Wrong_Way>: Oh, Nickelbackers, a nickelback friends forum I go on.
<Wrong_Way>: I don't post there a lot, but we've got an on going thread of nickelback tattoos and stuff
<Wrong_Way>: one dude even got one on his head
Wrong_Way shows him the picture of it on his phone to Okeanos
<Okeanos>: oh god its athing
<Wrong_Way>: : D
<Okeanos>: Its very cool ww...we should rp sometime about it
<Wrong_Way>: i guess so
Okeanos gives mark that nickelback album hes been wanting
<Wrong_Way>: OHmygod
<Wrong_Way>: Yes! I am so gonna jam to this all night long, full volume with Straight Shot!
<Okeanos>: pleasedontyell
<Wrong_Way>: WOOOOOO!
<Okeanos>: do you hear that bucky?]
Wrong_Way is so pumped up
*** Bucky is now known as Straight_Shot
Straight_Shot dives out the window
Okeanos is trapped
<Wrong_Way>: Oh man, I think this album is better than their last one, right Straight?
<Wrong_Way>: ...Straight?
Wrong_Way looks out the window
<Okeanos>: he must have falllen
Straight_Shot fires himself from a bow
Straight_Shot flies to Africa
<Okeanos>: you can just say hes not here and not healthy
<Okeanos>: :3c
<Wrong_Way>: Oh okay...
Okeanos will suffer with company
<Wrong_Way>: ...You wanna come to my dorm and listen to it with me?
<Flipside>: Okeanos
<Wrong_Way>: You did give it to me afterall.