CAA: WE COULD ALL ROLEPLAY
CPP: ! suppose.
CGG: hm
CPP: ! will avoid godmodding.
CGG: k
CAA: phew
CPP: Which means...
CPP: Hm... ! can't be any of my OC characters...
CPP: They sort of have an unfair power scale...
CPP: Screw it, !'ll be the Narrator.
CPP: From Stanley Parable.
CGG: k
CAA: k
CGG: i guess
CPP: What about you guys?
CAA: ill be modpack
CPP: 
CAA: no wait ill be generic
CGG: i'll be myself
CGG: no
CGG: you can't be me
CAA: why not
CGG: on second thought sure why not
CGG: go right ahead
CAA: wait no this is a trap you have to be you
CPP: ...
CPP: Can we just get started already?
CGG: ...
CPP: This is a story about a man named...
CPP: Stanley.
CPP: He was...
CPP: Wait.
CPP: Hold on.
CPP: You're not Stanley.
CPP: ...
CGG: did you know i have a shiny shuppet
CAA: yes
CGG: mm
CPP: ! guess the role-playing is a no-go then.
CGG: anyways
CAA: no i am not stanley
CAA: i am generic
CAA: mm
CGG: back to roleplay
CPP: generic?
CPP: A generic what?
CPP: You can't very well be a generic person.
CGG: ((I tend to canon a pgo))
CGG: ((do it))
CAA: i am a perfectly generic object
CAA: mm
CPP: You're just a green box!
CPP: How do you call that generic?
CPP: ! don't think !'ve ever seen something such an ugly shade of green in my life.
CGG: Well how do you make it more generic hmmm
CPP: Um... well um by...
CPP: Huh.
CPP: ! don't really know.
CPP: ! suppose you could make it less... boxy.
CGG: BAM
CPP: Whatever the **** that is. !f its even a word.
CAA: mm
CPP: But it looks more like a green box.
CPP: But either way.
CPP: How did you get in here?
CPP: You're not supposed to be in Stanley's office.
CPP: STANLEY is supposed to be in Stanley's office.
CPP: And you are clearly not Stanley.
CPP: Either of you.
CGG: Okay.
CPP: Do you know where Stanley went?
CGG: (( I am Stanley's computer))
CAA: well, here is my answer. *throws generic at security camera*
CGG: Nope.
CGG: WHYYYYY
CPP: What are you doing with Stanley's computer!
CPP: You aren't supposed to do that.
CPP: Just, don't break anything while ! try to find Stanley.
CAA: c'mon generic, we're breaking everything.
CPP: *distant* Stanley!!! Stanley!!!
CGG: i can't
CPP: *distant* Are you in here?
CAA: *kicks open door* BAM we're in
CPP: *distant* Did ! miss a memo?
CPP: *distant* He can't have left...
CGG: i can command you to push buttons tho
CPP: *distant* !ts the middle of the work day.
CGG: PUSH A
CPP: *distant* And he was pushing buttons last time ! checked in on him...
CAA: speaking of pushing buttons
CAA: A
CGG: PUSH W
CPP: *distant* perhaps he's gone to get coffee?
CAA: *hacks into the mainframe using generic as a computer*
CAA: W
CPP: *distant* huh?
CGG: PUSH D
CAA: *hacker voice* I'm in
CAA: D
CPP: *distant* That's not right.
CGG: PUSH ...
CPP: *distant* Who's messing with the mind contr-
CGG: whoo[s
CAA: ...
CPP: *growing louder* OHNONONONO!!!
CAA: whoo[s
CPP: Don't touch that!
CPP: You're ruining the story!
CGG: i have no idea how to get you to get through the game
CGG: using only button prompts
CGG: darn
CPP: What do you mean?
CPP: Wait.
CPP: !s Stanley's computer... talking?
CAA: yes
CPP: ! didn't know it could do that.
CGG: No.
CPP: !t shouldn't be able to do that...
CGG: This is all text
CPP: ! never added in the ability to...
CGG: And commands
CPP: You shouldn't be able to think at all!
CGG: PUSH ESC
CPP: You're just a faceless prop!
CGG: PUSH ALT
CPP: No!
CGG: PUSH F4
CPP: Stop pushing buttons immediately!
CGG: PUSH CTRL ALT DEL
CPP: That's not what this story is about!
CPP: Wait.
CPP: What?
CGG: PUSH X TO DIE
CPP: Oh nononon!
CAA: X
CGG: YOU ARE DEAD
CPP: *watches as the box falls over*
CGG: CONGRATULATIONS
CPP: *and stays there*
CPP: Wonderful.
CGG: ((lol))
CPP: The only possible link to finding stanley...
CPP: And you killed it.
CPP: !t?
CPP: Him?
CPP: Her?
CPP: Something?
CPP: Whatever.
CPP: Computer, do you know what happened to Stanley?
CGG: PUSH Z TO REALIZE THAT IT KILLED ITSELF
CAA: Z
CPP: Sigh...
CPP: What?
CPP: How is it even pushing those buttons?
CGG: PUSH Y TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE JUST TALKING TO A COMPUTER
CPP: !ts just... its just a box!
CAA: Y
CPP: Nope.
CPP: Nope nope nope.
CGG: PUSH G TO BE CONFUSED
CPP: Generic walked/rolled/ambled out into the hallway.
CGG: .....
CAA: G
CPP: Leaving the annoying computer behind.
CPP: Ahem.
CPP: !t seems you're confused...
CAA: I roll back to the computer
CGG: PUSH K TO DO THE MAMBO
CAA: K
CPP: What are you doing?
CAA: the mambo
CPP: And how does a box mambo?
CGG: YOU ARE NOW DOING THE MAMBO
CGG: SOMEHOW
CPP: The box, somehow, began dancing.
CPP: At a horrible time to...
CPP: Now how am ! supposed to find Stanley?
CPP: Box.
CPP: You there.
CTT: POTATO
CAA: yes
CGG: PUSH L TO FIND STANLEY'S CORPSE
CPP: Roll out into the hallway.
CAA: L
CPP: What?
CPP: Stanley's corpse!
CPP: What is that doing under the desk?
CPP: Did you murder him?
CPP: ! have a nuke you know./
CAA: it was the computer
CPP: ! can just blow up this whole building if you don't explain yourself.
CGG: PUSH J TO REALIZE THAT THE BOX IS CONTAINING STANLEY'S CORPSE
CPP: That...
CAA: J
CGG: AND THAT THE ONE UNDER THE DESK IS A DECOY
CPP: That makes even less sense than the rest of it!
CGG: HOW
CPP: !...
CPP: ! can't do this!
CPP: ! can't do this anymore.
CPP: !'m restarting.
CPP: Restart in 3...
CPP: 2...
CPP: Any last words?
CPP: 1...
CGG: PUSH L TO CANCEL
CPP: 0.9...
CAA: L
CPP: Of for heaven's sake.
CPP: Restart!
CPP: 3...
CPP: 2...
CPP: 1...
CPP: 0.9...
CPP: What is wrong with this stupid thing?
CGG: PUSH . TO REMOVE ALL RESTARTING ABILITY
CPP: 0.8...
CPP: 0.7...
CPP: 0.6...
CPP: Nope!
CAA: .
CPP: Too late!
CPP: ! removed the keyboard!
CPP: You can't!
CPP: 0.5...
CPP: Push.
CPP: 0.4...
CPP: Any
CPP: 0.3...
CPP: More
CPP: 0.2...
CGG: PUSH . IN YOUR MIND TO REMOVE RESTARTING ABILITY
CPP: Buttons.
CPP: 0.1...
CPP: 0.09...
CPP: Oh for the love of...
CPP: 0.08...
CAA: .
CPP: ! give up...
CPP: Fine.
CPP: Do what you want.
CPP: !'m going to go find another Stanley.
CPP: *sound of door shutting*
CGG: PUSH LOL IN YOUR MIND TO RESTART
CAA: LOL
CPP: Restart has been disabled. Retrieve narrator to restart.
CGG: RESTART COMPLETE
CGG: PUSH . AGAIN IN YOUR MIND TO RESTORE RESTART CAPABILITY
CPP: *distant* and before you ask, no! ! will not help you restart!
CPP: *distant* you can't do it without me.
CPP: *distant* And !'m not helping you any more.
CGG: PUSH H TO BYPASS NARRATOR
CPP: *distant* you're on your ow-
CPP: *distant* what?
CPP: *distant* you can't do that.
CTT: ?
CTT: Why not?
CPP: *distant* this is my game, it doesn't work like that!
CPP: *distant* Wait, hold on...*
CPP: A new person?
CTT: It's notlike I can't just...*distant* TAKE THIS UPDATE TERMINAL YOU HAVE HERE AND RUN AWAY!
CPP: Where in the h*** did you come from?
CPP: Update terminal?
CPP: What's that?
CTT: I've been lurking.
CGG: RESTART COMPLETE
CGG: BWOOOOP
CPP: THEEND!SNEVERTHEEND!SNEVERTHEEND!SNEVER
CPP: Hello ther-
CTT: *steals narrator's Update Terminal*
CPP: Wait.
CPP: You aren't Stanley.
CPP: Who are you?
CTT: Oh, a person.
CPP: ((Narrator doesn't use update terminal))
CPP: A person.
CGG: (( WAIT WHERE DID MODPACK GO))
CPP: More specific please?
CTT: A person.
CTT: A specific person.
CPP banned CPP from responding to memo: [THEENDISNEVERTHEENDISNEVERTHEENDISNEVER].