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  1. Corona-Chan Virus General /cvg/
  2. ==Thread 22==
  3. '''Dubs of Happening Bread'''
  4.  
  5. __MAP - Wuhan Coronavirus (2019-nCoV) Global Cases (by JHU CSSE)__
  6. https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
  7.  
  8. __CDC (Centre for Disease Control) Situation Summary__
  9. https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html
  10.  
  11. __Report Website of Central State Organs__ (Needs Chinese to English Translation)
  12. http://www.nhc.gov.cn/yjb/s3578/new_list.shtml
  13.  
  14. __MAP - BNO - Tracking coronavirus: Map, data and timeline__
  15. https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/01/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/
  16.  
  17. __BNO Newsroom Twitter Updates__
  18. https://twitter.com/BNODesk
  19.  
  20. ------------------------------------------
  21.  
  22. __'''Coronavirus update:'''__ as of 29nd Feb 2020 (Sauce: BNODesk and other reports https://twitter.com/BNODesk)
  23.  
  24. __'''(((Official))) current global numbers'''__
  25. - 85,774 confirmed cases (78,514, 81,276)
  26. - 2,933 dieded (2,869, 2,770, 2,710, 2,627) (chinks pulling numbers to balance it out)
  27. - 7,820 Serious cundushuns (8,048 8,452, 8,657 9,212, 11,566) (as above)
  28. - 39,002 didn't dieded yet (36,500~, 32,777, 30,006, 29,745 27,230)
  29. - 1,600~ Suspected (3,098 2,938, 3,891, 3,614 2,824, 5,206) –- 59 countries reporting cases (45, 36, 31, 27)
  30. - ISISrael reporting 4 cases - Reports of '''1400 quarantined''' from Worst Korea cult blessing
  31.  
  32. __'''Countries, Cities and PROVINCES Locked down:'''__
  33. ==(TOTAL POPULATION OVER 760 GORILLION LOCKED DOWN BECOZ MUH SIMPLE FLU)==
  34. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/15/business/china-coronavirus-lockdown.html
  35. >Updates/suggestions from anons here appreciated
  36. '''Pastaniggers'''
  37. Codogno, Lodi (south of Milan): 60
  38. Schiavonia hospital, close to Venice: 450
  39. Lombardy
  40.  
  41. '''Burgers'''
  42. 7,600 commiefornians home quarantined
  43. Sanfag emergency incoming
  44.  
  45. '''Eye-ran'''
  46. Qom on partial lockdown
  47.  
  48. '''Worst Korea'''
  49. Daegu partial lockdown
  50. North Gyeongsang
  51.  
  52. '''Zipperheads'''
  53. 10,000 quarantined (due to chinkroaches fleeing hive)
  54.  
  55. '''Bug Hive'''
  56. 750 gorillion +
  57.  
  58. __'''Event Cancellations:'''__
  59. Everything in China incl 70k cinemas
  60. Most production/shipping closed
  61. All postage to/from CN disrupted till ?
  62. Hong Kong has closed all public places
  63. Worst Korea banned rallies, 3,000 social welfare facilities closed, and various church branches.
  64. Nips cancel most public events
  65. No cosplay events
  66. All elementary, middle, and highschools in Japan
  67. All Disney theme parks in Japan will be closed for two weeks until mid-March
  68. Seattle closed a high school
  69. UK schools closed
  70.  
  71. __'''Corona-Chan official Scoreboard'''__ As of Feb 29xir, 2020 (Sauce: BNO)
  72. Bug Hive BS: 79,251 (78,514 , 78,064)
  73. '''Worst Korea:''' 3,150 (2,337, 1,766, 1,261, 977 833, 556) 17 dead (13, 12, 11, 8) '''big jump'''
  74. Floating Petri Dish (JP): 705 (691) 6 dead (4, 3)
  75. Pastaniggers: 889 (655, 374, 322, 219, 79) 21 dead (17, 12, 11, 6)
  76. Eye-ran: 593 (388, 245, 139, 95, 47, 5) Dead: 43 (19, 15, 12) '''big jump'''
  77. Nips: 241 (226, 207, 172, 161, 146, 134, 97, 64) 5 dead
  78. Singapore: 102 (93, 91, 89, 85, 81)
  79. Hongkinese: 93 (96? 92, 89, 79, 70, 69, 62) 2 dead
  80. Deutsches Reich: 79 (48, 40, 19, 16)
  81. Frogs: 100 (41, 17, 14, 12) Dead 2 (1) '''big jump'''
  82. Burgers BS: 66 (60, 54, 35, 16) leaks indicating 1000 cases already FIRST DEATH 1
  83. Kuwait: 45 (43, 26, 8)
  84. Ladyboyland: 42 (41, 40, 37, 35 - total bullshit)
  85. Spain: 45 (32, 23, 12, 4, 2)
  86. Bahrain: 41 (36, 33, 26, 23)
  87. Taiwan: 39 (34, 32, 31, 30, 26, 24) 1 dead
  88. Shitposting land: 25 (24, 23, 22, 16)
  89. Malaysia: 25 (22)
  90. Bongs: 23 (16, 13, 9)
  91. Sandniggers: 19, (13, 9)
  92. Switzerniggers: 18 (8, 6, 1)
  93. Zipperheads: 16
  94. Leafs: 16 (12, 11, 10, 9, 8)
  95. Eye-Raq: 13 (7, 6, 5)
  96. Turkroaches: 12 (3 dead) NOT ON OFFICIAL BOARDS
  97. Sweden (yes): 12 (7, 1) YES
  98. Macau: 10 - stable
  99. Asstria: 9 (3, 2) '''big jump'''
  100. Norway: 7 (4)
  101. ISISrael: 7 (4, 3, 2) (Holocoof 1,488 edition)
  102. Omaniggers: 6 (4, 2)
  103. Negerlands: 6 (2, 1) '''big jump'''
  104. Croatia: 6 (5, 2, 1)
  105. Oliveniggers: 4 (1)
  106. Lebos: 4 (3, 2, 1)
  107. Pakishitters: 4 (2)
  108. Pooperpower 2020: 3 (coofing call centres say this is BS)
  109. Spurdoland: 3 (2, 1)
  110. Denmark: 3
  111. Flips: 3 (1 dead)
  112. Georgia: 3 (1)
  113. Gypsyniggers: 3 (1)
  114. Ivan: 2
  115. Taconiggers: 3 (2, 1)
  116. Cumbodia: 1
  117. Nepal: 1
  118. Dominican Nigpublic: 1 (new)
  119. Chech: 4 (presumed)
  120. Sri Wanka: 1
  121. Chocolateniggers: 1
  122. Algeria: 1
  123. North Macedonia: 1
  124. Lithuania: 1 (70 suspected cases, 6 pending(official release when?))
  125. Estonia: 1
  126. Brazilniggers: 2
  127. San Marino: 1
  128. Pyramidniggers: 1
  129. A-Stan: 1
  130. Jew Zealand: 1 (Eye-Ran shitskin likely)
  131. NIGERIA: 1 (hopefully Corona-Chan is a coalburner)
  132. Apefrica: rolling for 2 shektillion
  133. Belarus: 1
  134. Azerbaijan: 1
  135. Iceland: 1 (new)
  136. Monaco: 1 (new)
  137. Qatar: 1 (new)
  138. Ecuador: 1 (new)
  139. Richfagbourg: 1 (new)
  140. Chile: 1 (new)
  141.  
  142. __'''Notes'''__
  143. • Nips: The 705 people from the “Floating Petri Dish” are listed separately and they’re not included in the Nip government’s official count. 380 were asymptomatic. Fourteen of them are Burgers whose test results weren’t known until they were taken off the ship.
  144. • Floating Petri Dish: The total does not include 3 employees of Nip’s Health Ministry and 1 staff member of Nip’s Cabinet Secretariat, all of whom were infected while working on the ship. It does also not include people who tested positive upon their return home: 44 (42, 36) Burgers, 8 bugs in Shitposting land, 4 bongs, 4 Hongkinese, and 2 dirty kikes, 2 Honorary Aryanus.
  145. • Best Korea: Unconfirmed reports of 1, 5, or 7 cases
  146.  
  147. __'''Closed Borders:'''__
  148. BEST KOREA
  149. IVAN CLOSED TO CHINKROACHES
  150.  
  151. '''EYE-RAN border closures'''
  152. BAHRAIN
  153. EYE-RAQ
  154. TURKNIGGERS
  155. A-STAN
  156. AZERBAIJAN (new)
  157. PAKISHITTER
  158. ARMENIAN (REAL HOLOCAUST)
  159.  
  160. __'''Opened Borders:'''__
  161. Turknigger 72 hour rapefugee flood for butthurt after Syrian assfucked them in air raid for invading Ildib with mercs last few years
  162.  
  163. __'''Blessed Celebrities:'''__
  164. >'''Pope and two aid(e)s confirmed BLESSED'''
  165. http://archive.is/NaOTi
  166. http://archive.is/xZ0K5
  167. >Elton John got anally blessed
  168. http://archive.is/M1ZxO
  169. >Buttgag got anally blessed
  170. http://archive.is/pluin
  171. >Tom Cruise may be blessed
  172. http://archive.is/NLVt9
  173. >Cher blessed by plastic
  174. http://archive.is/hhaRV
  175.  
  176.  
  177.  
  178. __'''Previous Threads'''__
  179. '''Thread 001 Archive:''' http://archive.md/XA3Pe
  180. '''Thread 002 Archive:''' http://archive.md/Sv3st
  181. '''Thread 002b Archive:''' https://archive.ph/e4Ad5 (Niggermod Edition)
  182. '''Thread 003 Archive:''' http://archive.md/Hvchk
  183. '''Thread 004 Archive: ''' https://archive.ph/ltbQP
  184. '''Thread 005 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/cJTlt
  185. '''Thread 006 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/CFWPb
  186. '''Thread 007 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/RZBmI
  187. '''Thread 008 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/gsJHR
  188. '''Thread 009 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/FNZIL
  189. '''Thread 010 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/plJtc
  190. '''Thread 011 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/33zLz
  191. '''Thread 012 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/hkUy8
  192. '''Thread 013 Link: ''' https://8kun.top/pnd/res/45962.html
  193. '''Thread 013 Archive: ''' http://archive.md/Hz3IT
  194. '''Thread 014 Link: ''' https://8kun.top/pnd/res/47658.html
  195. '''Thread 014 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/bjmHO
  196. '''Thread 015 Link: ''' https://8kun.top/pnd/res/49158.html
  197. '''Thread 015 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/3iQxW
  198. '''Thread 016 Link: ''' https://8kun.top/pnd/res/50651.html
  199. '''Thread 016 Archive: ''' http://archive.md/EsPD1
  200. '''Thread 017 Link: ''' https://8kun.top/pnd/res/51838.html
  201. '''Thread 017 Archive: ''' http://archive.ph/wjKs3
  202. '''Thread 018 Link: ''' https://8kun.top/pnd/res/52931.html
  203. '''Thread 018 Archive: ''' http://archive.md/HRNlc
  204. '''Thread 019 Link: ''' https://8kun.top/pnd/res/54042.html
  205. '''Thread 019 Archive: ''' https://archive.is/Is4mZ
  206. '''Thread 020 Link: ''' https://8kun.top/pnd/res/55142.html
  207. '''Thread 020 Archive: ''' https://archive.is/Dc2qk
  208. '''Thread 021 Link: ''' https://8kun.top/pnd/res/56125.html
  209. '''Thread 021 Archive: ''' https://archive.is/6bd8e
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