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- “Balls.”
- >That’s how you feel currently as you lie on your couch with a blanket tortilla wrapped around yourself
- >You dropped into the ocean yesterday and you got sick
- >Not too sick, but sick enough
- >Well it’s not like you were dong much anything today anyway, so might as well just lie around and-
- >Suddenly you hear the glass door sliding open
- >You sit up and look in its direction to find the same pony from yesterday inviting herself in
- >She notices you and takes a stance
- >”I came to get back at you for what you did yesterday! Prepare to go down!”
- >You just stare at the pony with your mouth partially open, and she stares back at you, grinning and flashing her sharp teeth’s at you
- >And then her grin falters a little as she takes a few steps towards you
- >”So...prepare for my revenge!”
- >Your head starts to hurt again
- >You sigh and slump back down on the sofa
- “No, get out of my house”
- >The pony, Ocean Dew if you remember correctly, runs up to the couch
- >”Hey did you hear me?”
- >But then she stops and stares at you
- >”Are you...are you sick?”
- >You stare back at Ocean as she sits down and waits for an answer
- >Well this is something new, for one she’s trespassing, for another she just barged in shouting something about revenge
- >Ocean tilts her head while looking at you with confusion, oh yeah she did ask you a question
- “Yeah, I am, so if you could just leave”
- >You try to get up but suddenly a hoof pushes you back down
- >”Wait, tell me what you need”
- >Now you stare at the sharkpony with confusion
- “Wait what?”
- >Ocean removes her hoof from holding you down and stands back up
- >”I’ll get it for you”
- >Now you’re even more confused of this pony
- “You barged into my house to get revenge, and now you want to help me get better? Even though we’re strangers?”
- >Her ears do a few nervous flicks as she blushes just for a short while
- >”It just wouldn’t be satisfying wiping the floor with you when you’re weak, I’ll wreck you when you’re at your best, and I’m going to make sure you will be at the best you can!”
- >She stares back at you and you stare at her
- >A single bead of sweat trails down her face but her expression does not falte-oh wait her eyes turned into pupils for a short time, but now they’re back
- >Might as well let her help then
- “I’m kind of hungry so-“
- >”Got it”
- >Ocean Dew turns around and runs out of the door before you can ask her where she’s going
- >That and you got distracted by her cutie mark, a single drop of water
- >And how you noticed that, of course you were staring right at her butt
- >You did not see much, especially with most of her tail on the way, but you did see enough to be able to say that yes, it is a nice butt
- >It’s a good thing to know
- >Now that you think about it this pony does not look half bad actually
- >Your musings are stopped by a very wet Ocean Dew, no not like that, who runs back into the house while carrying a few fish in her mouth
- >Water drops drop off of her wet body and short blond mane that’s a wet mess, and onto the floor as she walks to you and gets your floor all wet and messy in the process
- >Her eyes are once again in that freaky predator-looking mode, that you admit is kind of hot now that you start thinking about it, but any further thoughts are interrupted as she drops the fishes on your chest
- >You stare at the dead, wet fishes that were just dropped onto you, and then at the pony
- >She stares at you back as her eyes return to normal
- “What is this?”
- >Ocean stares at you for a few seconds before she answers
- >”Fish, for you to eat”
- >You stare back at the fish again
- >One of them jerks a little and then returns to stare at you with those big pleading fish eyes of it
- “I can’t eat this?”
- >you look back at Ocean who tilts her head in confusion
- >”You need me to chew and feed them for you?”
- >You raise an eyebrow at her
- “Like mouth to mouth?”
- >Ocean opens her mouth, but instead of speaking her ears suddenly droop and her face blushes red
- >But then she quickly collects herself and her ears spring back up as she closes her mouth and clears her throat
- >”Just eat the fish...”
- >She pokes them closer to your face with her hooves and you do your best to not let the slimy smelly things touch your face
- >This seems to annoy Ocean as her pupils turn to slits again and she takes a few steps towards you, her hoof menacingly near the fishes like she was about to shove them down your throat
- >Oh shit need to act fast before it actually happens
- “I mean I can’t eat them raw!”
- >The orange mare stops pushing the threatening looking stinky slimy fishes towards your panicking face
- >”You can’t?”
- >You nod and the mare slumps a little
- >”Then how am I going to...”
- >You undo your hand from within the blanket cocoon and point at your kitchen
- “I’ve got stuff there that I can eat”
- >Ocean Dew perks back again and takes off to your kitchen, while you ogle at her butt
- >Yeah, it is a nice ass, maybe not the largest one you’ve seen, but it’s not flat or unshapely, petite but nice
- >You also notice that instead of a coat, she’s got some sort of skin on her, and gills
- >But she also seems to do well on land, so she must be an amphibious sort of a pony species-wait did she?
- >And yes she left the damn fishes there! Great, now you need to wash this blanket thoroughly
- >A chill runs trough your body as you start to feel slightly feverish again
- >Not good, this mare being here is not really helping you in getting better
- >Suddenly there’s a crash from the kitchen, followed by another, and then another and...
- >You almost get up and see what’s going on but the pony returns with a can in her mouth
- >She spits it to you
- >”This something you eat?”
- >You look at the can, its got dents from her teeth’s. Just how strong are those pearly whites?
- “Yeah, it is”
- >You look back at Ocean Dew who looks at you with mild annoyance
- >”Well eat it all ready”
- >You set the can down on the coffee table and stare at the sharkpony
- “Why are you doing all this?”
- >Ocean Dew snorts grumpily
- >”I already told you I want to-“
- >You interrupt her before she can finish
- “And I don’t really believe you”
- >The crossed look on her face falters for just a brief moment, before she stands up and hold her head high
- >”That’s all there is to it.”
- >And that’s all she says mater of fact-ly, while looking down at you
- “Fine, then...”
- >Well, you really have no other questions ready, it’s been a while since you had to be social and even before that you were not the master of it
- >But instead the pony now asks you a question while looking at you with curiosity
- >”Do humans need all their meat to be cooked?”
- >A little bit surprised of her curiosity you just nod
- >”Are you guys strictly carnivores or?”
- “Omnivores, though there’s a bunch of stuff we can’t eat that ponies can, like hay”
- >A shiver runs trough Ocean Dews body
- >”Ewww...hay, don’t know how most ponies eat the stuff...”
- >You let out a little laugh
- “Me neither, I remember the first time I was offered some when I was hungry, I just stared at the pony like she was nuts”
- >Ocean Dew giggles sweetly, but then stops as she notices your surprised expression
- >Wow, that was actually super cute, it rang out so nicely compared to how you’d have expected her laughter to sound like
- “You’re surprisingly talkative compared to yesterday”
- >Ocean Dew rolls her eyes
- >”Well I don’t have a hurt tongue now, not to mention I was kind of...”
- >A slight blush starts to form on Ocean Dews face and she averts her eyes from yours
- >”...overwhelmed of suddenly meeting a strange creature”
- >She turns her eyes back to you now and gives you a glare
- >”I should have just chomped you right there and then but you were being helpful and actually cured me and...”
- >Ocean Dew averts her face away from yours and stands up
- >”I’m going to go and let you get some rest, so you’d better get well soon so I can get my revenge...”
- >you are about to say something but she quickly runs out from your house
- >Or was about to, but then she quickly turns around, runs to you, grabs the fishes into her mouth, runs out, closes the door and disappears, leaving you lying on your couch, confused
- >...well, this is weird
- >But a part of you feels kind of glad, for the first time since coming to Equestria you feel like something’s happening
- >Maybe you could try to befriend her? She doesn’t seem that bad and you have always wanted a pony friend or two, even if your attempts to make some have not been too great so far
- >You sit up and look over to the kitche...
- “What the?”
- >There’s cans all over the floor
- >...great, time to do some cleaning while sick, and to chance this nice blanket into a lesser one...
- >She could have at least cleaned up after herself
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