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Regeni: Talk about the meteors.

Nov 11th, 2011
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  1. CNM RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SGRUB DISCUSSION.
  2. CURRENT amusementSeeker [CAS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. CAS: Hello. There.
  4. CNM: Hi.
  5. CAS: Did you see. How close that meteor. Was?
  6. CAS: Exciting. Stuff right there.
  7. CNM: I wasn't paying attent∞n.
  8. CAS: But aren't. You the one technically. In charge of this whole. Game?
  9. CAS: You made it. After. All.
  10. CNM: I made it, but I can't control it.
  11. CAS: Well. Do you at least have any. Idea of what we. Do now?
  12. CNM: Y∞h, have you opened y∞r cruxtruder?
  13. CAS: My. What?
  14. CNM: Cruxtruder.
  15. CNM: It's sort of a pipe on a base, with a timer on it.
  16. CAS: Is it that. Thing with the handles and. Stuff?
  17. CNM: Yes.
  18. CAS: Oh.
  19. CAS: I got bored. Because the thing was jammed. So it's still stuck.
  20. CNM: Did you try hitting it?
  21. CAS: I shot it. Repeatedly.
  22. CAS: Does that. Count?
  23. CNM: No. The lid might be stuck on something inside, and it w∞ld just n∞d a g∞d whack to knock it l∞se.
  24. CNM: I don't think bullets will work for that.
  25. CAS: So. I have to open this thing?
  26. CNM: Yes.
  27. CAS: That's. Dumb.
  28. CAS: I'm already so over. That thing.
  29. CNM: There's stuff inside it.
  30. CNM: You n∞d the stuff.
  31. CAS: Ooh!
  32. CAS: What kind of. Stuff?
  33. CNM: Cruxite.
  34. CNM: And a kernelsprite.
  35. CAS: I don't know what that. Is but I managed to open it while you. Were typing.
  36. CAS: There's this cute little purple sphere. Flying around.
  37. CNM: That w∞ld be y∞r kernelsprite.
  38. CAS: It's ignoring. Me!
  39. CAS: What do. I do with. It?
  40. CNM: You have to prototype it.
  41. CNM: Try putting something in it.
  42. CAS: Hm. Anything will. Work?
  43. CNM: I think so.
  44. CAS: I'll try some of that. Dumb furniture Belona. Sold me that one. Time.
  45. CAS: Why I ever was. Interested in that. I'll never know.
  46. CAS: Hold. On.
  47. CNM: I can go thr∞gh my logs and find a conversat∞n from then.
  48. CNM: As I recall, you s∞d something about not having en∞gh c∞ches.
  49. CAS: Well I have. Too many now.
  50. CAS: I threw one. In.
  51. CAS: Looks like. The kernelthing. Just became like a floating. Couch.
  52. CNM: Well, you did pick a boring object.
  53. CAS: No way. This is. Cool!
  54. CAS: I can fly around. While sitting. On it!
  55. CNM: ...okay, that is c∞l.
  56. CAS: Okay it just. Dropped me.
  57. CAS: This is. Stupid.
  58. CAS: Ouch.
  59. CNM: Maybe it d∞sn't like being sat on anymore.
  60. CAS: Stupid. Couches.
  61. CAS: The nerve.
  62. CAS: Anyways. The kernelthingy suddenly doesn't. Amuse me anymore.
  63. CNM: Yep. Knew it.
  64. CAS: What. Does that mean?
  65. CNM: It m∞ns you get bored of things r∞lly ∞sily.
  66. CAS: I take. Offense to that!
  67. CAS: I just happen. To have. Discerning tastes is. All.
  68. CIP ceased responding to memo.
  69. CURRENT partialConstruct [CPC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  70. CPC: H3y guys. S0rry I'm l473. W4s d0!ng s0m3 m4!n73n4nc3
  71. CCL ceased responding to memo.
  72. CAS: Oh hey. Lalaos.
  73. CAS: How are you. Doing with the entry?
  74. CPC: I'm 4lr34dy !n.
  75. CAS: Don't tell me. You used a couch for your. Kernelthingy?
  76. CPC: 4... C0uch?
  77. CPC: Uhm, n0.
  78. CAS: That's what I. Used. I regret it fully. Now.
  79. CAS: What did. You use?
  80. CPC: I us3d 4 l!77l3 s74r I g07 fr0m 4 g00d fr!3nd 0f m!n3.
  81. CPC: I7's pr377y c00l h0w !7 4ff3c7s 7h3 g4m3.
  82. CPC: 4ls0, D!3mc4, why d!d y0u pr0707yp3 4 c0uch?
  83. CAS: Remember when. Belona sold me all of her. Furniture?
  84. CAS: I still have it around. It's wasting space now.
  85. CAS: So I figured I should just. Clear up some. Space.
  86. CPC: 4nd s0 y0u 7hr3w 4 c0uch !n70 y0ur k3rn3lspr!73.
  87. CAS: I see. No problem with my logic. Here.
  88. CPC: Uhm.
  89. CPC: Wh473v3r fl047s y0ur b047 ! gu3ss.
  90. CAS: Is your kernelthingy. Any less dumb than mine?
  91. CPC: M!n3 !s pr377y c00l.
  92. CPC: C4n'7 74lk y37 7h0ugh.
  93. CPC: 0r s4y 4ny7h!ng
  94. CPC: I7's bl!nk!ng 7h0ugh. M!gh7 b3 s0m3 s0r7 0f c0d3 f0r s0m37h!ng
  95. CPC: I n33d 70 pr0707yp3 s0m37h!ng ! c4n c0mmun!c473 w!7h.
  96. CAS: I used to know. Code.
  97. CAS: Then I got bored of that. And forgot.
  98. CPC: Y0u g37 b0r3d 0f 7h!ngs 4l07.
  99. CAS: Think my kernelsprite will be less dumb if. I also prototype. Something that can talk?
  100. CAS: Oh great you. Too.
  101. CAS: Why does everyone. Keep saying. That?
  102. CPC: W3ll, 70 b3 h0n3s7, !7'll pr0b4bly s7!ll b3 dumb b3c4us3 !7's p4r7 c0uch, bu7 y3s. I supp0s3 7h47 !7 w0uld b3 c00l3r !f y0u pr0707yp3d s0m37h!ng y0u c0uld c0mmun!c473 w!7h.
  103. CPC: 4nd !7's b3c4us3 !7's 7ru3
  104. CAS: Bluh.
  105. CAS: But hey. At least I treat. You guys pretty well. Right?
  106. CPC: S0rry, m4'4m.
  107. CPC: 4nd y3s, y0u d0.
  108. CAS: Did you get that box of vintage machinery. From me. Yet?
  109. CPC: Y3s. I7 w4s qu!73 !n73r3s7!ng!
  110. CPC: I 4ppr3c!473 !7
  111. CAS: Don't mention it.
  112. CAS: I know. You love that kind of. Thing.
  113. CAS: Have you seen. The others?
  114. CPC: 07h3rs?
  115. CAS: I mean besides. Regini since he. Is right here just not talking. For. Some reason.
  116. CPC: Hmmm, ! h4v3n'7 h4d 70uch w!7h 4ny0n3 r34lly.
  117. CAS: Even your. Server player?
  118. CPC: W3ll, 0f c0urs3 ! h4v3 70 k33p !n 70uch w!7h my S3rv3r. I7's s!lly 70 4ssum3 ! w0uldn7
  119. CAS: But not the. Others then.
  120. CAS: Well. Whatever.
  121. CAS: Hopefully we can. All meet up in person. Once we're in!
  122. CAS: That would be interesting. I think.
  123. CPC: M4yb3.
  124. CPC: I'm 4lr34dy !n.
  125. CAS: Once I can figure out what to do. Next.
  126. CPC: D0 y0u w4n7 h3lp?
  127. CAS: Uh nah.
  128. CAS: I'm taking a break. From the game. Now.
  129. CPC: D0n7 74k3 f0r3v3r n0w...
  130. CAS: I'll get back. When I feel. Like. It.
  131. CAS: Have you ever had. One of those idiot. Matesprites. Who you dump but they don't. Get the memo. And stalk you like crazy?
  132. CNM: Sorry ab∞t that, my lusus was nagging me to cl∞n my r∞m.
  133. CNM: Met∞rs thr∞tening to level my hive, and he's still obsessed with cl∞nliness.
  134. CNM: So, what did I miss?
  135. CAS: Oh hey. Regeni you're. Back.
  136. CAS: The meteors around my hive. Are getting pretty thick.
  137. CNM: What's the timer on y∞r cruxtruder say?
  138. CAS: Let me. See.
  139. CAS: 00:00:05:00. Now 04:58.
  140. CNM: Do you have y∞r cruxite dowel? It sh∞ld have come out of the cruxtruder when you opened it.
  141. CAS: Oh that's what the other thing. Was
  142. CAS: Yeah I got. it.
  143. CNM: Is y∞r totem lathe deployed?
  144. CNM: You n∞d that, the pre-punched card, and the alchemiter.
  145. CAS: I guess it's around. Somewhere.
  146. CAS: Oh damn. It that stupid exmatesprite is pestering me. Again.
  147. CNM: I don't think you have time.
  148. CNM: You n∞d to finish with this before y∞r timer runs out.
  149. CAS: I know. Damn yellowbloods and their. Hacking skills.
  150. CAS: Anyways I'll try and find. The stuff.
  151. FUTURE amusementSeeker [FAS] 16:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
  152. FAS: Well that worked. Very. Well.
  153. FAS: Oh crap. Wrong. Memo.
  154. CNM: ...
  155. FAS: I got the. Totem thing.
  156. FAS: Ooh look it's. Me from. The future.
  157. FAS: I wonder. What I'm doing. Then.
  158. CAS: ...
  159. CAS: Okay I'm. Going to hope that. Doesn't happen. When I get there.
  160. CAS: So uh. I got the totem so. Now what?
  161. CNM: You put it on the alchemiter, and then you get a cruxite artifact.
  162. CNM: I don't know what you have to do with that, but y∞'ll find out.
  163. CAS: Wish Lalaos would. Say something. Since she apparently already. Got in.
  164. CNM: Well, I don't think it's the same for ∞ch player.
  165. CNM: My artifact will probably be different from y∞rs.
  166. CAS: It turned into. A. Pillar. In the middle. Of my lobby.
  167. CAS: Oh hah.
  168. CAS: The kernelthingy crashed. Into it.
  169. CAS: So what. Do I do with. This pillar?
  170. CNM: ...I don't think I can help you here.
  171. CNM: Sorry.
  172. CAS: The timer. Reads 00:00:02:15. Now is that. Bad?
  173. CNM: It c∞ld be worse.
  174. CAS: What happens at. 00:00:00:00?
  175. CNM: I don't r∞lly know. Something bad.
  176. CNM: It...might have something to do with the met∞rs.
  177. CAS: Oh yeah all sorts. Of castles around mine. Are getting. Blown up.
  178. CAS: It's kind. Of. Sad.
  179. CAS: It's broken and. I'm. In.
  180. CNM: Oh. G∞d.
  181. CAS: What. You wanted me. To fail?
  182. CNM: No.
  183. CNM: You just didn't respond.
  184. CAS: What did. You think had. Happened?
  185. CNM: I th∞ght y∞r timer ran out.
  186. CAS: Is that. Bad?
  187. CNM: Yes.
  188. CAS: Aww.
  189. CNM: Anything beyond that, I don't know.
  190. CAS: You care about. Me!
  191. CNM: I don't r∞lly f∞l like c∞sing the d∞th of the only highbl∞d I don't hate.
  192. CAS: So you. Hate. Belona?
  193. CAS: And Verfal?
  194. CNM: Platonically.
  195. CAS: Oh yeah that's what I. Meant.
  196. CNM: Yes.
  197. CNM: They're assholes.
  198. CAS: Well it's sort of sad. Since I hoped you'd all. Get along.
  199. CAS: But whatever.
  200. CNM: Still, it's not like they're all bad.
  201. CAS: I dunno.
  202. CNM: Alth∞gh I am having difficulty coming up with anything g∞d ab∞t Verfal.
  203. CAS: I'm sort of glad. The metors killed a lot. Of the highbloods in the hives. Around mine.
  204. CAS: They're so. Dull.
  205. CAS: As for that. Verfal he seems a little. Odd but interesting. Too!
  206. CNM: Well, I g∞ss he is interesting...
  207. CAS: Have you spoken with them. Yet?
  208. CNM: Yes.
  209. CAS: I haven't too. Much. Since I've been busy doing. Stuff.
  210. CNM: I might try to help c∞ch them thr∞gh the first part of the game.
  211. CNM: They probably won't accept my help th∞gh.
  212. CAS: What makes. You say that?
  213. CNM: They're too dedicated to the hemospectrum.
  214. CNM: They won't want help from a stupid lowbl∞d.
  215. CAS: Joklen and Lalaos. Aren't too into that.
  216. CAS: And I'm okay with. The other two being. A bit obsessed.
  217. CNM: You don't have to suffer from it.
  218. CAS: But it's alright because. I just like them. For some reason.
  219. CURRENT imperialPulverizer [CIP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  220. CIP: --[==It is good to see you are safe, ma'am==>
  221. CAS: Ooh hey. Belona.
  222. CNM: What the hell.
  223. CAS: Hey guys. Come on and. Play nice.
  224. CNM: Belona, if you n∞d help with the first part of the game, I'd be willing to offer advice.
  225. CIP: --[==I do not need your help==>
  226. CNM: It wasn't an angry 'what the hell', it was a resigned 'what the hell'.
  227. CIP: --[==The Will of the Condesce will guide me==>
  228. CAS: Have you already made. Your kernelthingy or your. Cruxitethingy?
  229. CNM: That's the answer I th∞ght I'd get.
  230. CIP: --[==It is a work in progress==>
  231. CNM: I g∞ss it d∞sn't hurt to try th∞gh.
  232. CAS: Your couches. Are very dumb. Belona.
  233. CAS: It's kind of. Disappointing.
  234. CIP: --[==I am sorry, ma'am==>
  235. CIP: --[==I wish I could have provided a more suitable item for you==>
  236. CAS: It's alright. At least the thing can. Talk now.
  237. CNM: It dumped her off after she prototyped it and tr∞d to fly on it.
  238. CNM: Which, you have to admit, is kinda funny.
  239. CIP: --[==Oh my==>
  240. CIP: --[==No that is not funny that is horribly rude!==>
  241. CAS: Nah it is. Kind of funny.
  242. CIP: --[==To think that my furniture would treat a highblood so roughly!==>
  243. CAS: I still blame your. Couch. However.
  244. CNM: It's not like c∞ches have any regard for the hemospectrum.
  245. CNM: Bec∞se.
  246. CNM: You know.
  247. CNM: No bl∞d.
  248. CIP: --[==Yes, they are not sentient==>
  249. CAS: Well now my couch. Is a yellowblood. So it all. Balances out.
  250. CIP: --[==I am fully aware of tha-what?==>
  251. CAS: I mean my kernelsprite yellowblood. Couchthingy.
  252. CNM: What?
  253. CAS: Okay.
  254. CIP: --[==How did this happen?==>
  255. CAS: It turns out you have to. Break the cruxitethingy to enter.
  256. CNM: I th∞ght you said your sprite was purple?
  257. CAS: So that yellowblood who. Was my former matesprite broke into. My house.
  258. CAS: Hive. Whatever. I think I'll use house from now on. It has a nice ring to it.
  259. CIP: --[==A yello-==>
  260. CIP: --[==Wha-==>
  261. CNM: I think I see where this is g∞ng, and that's hilari∞s.
  262. CAS: Yeah.
  263. CAS: The yellowblood was doing. His usual complaining and stuff.
  264. CIP: --[==You were matesprits with a yellowblood?==>
  265. CAS: I was about to gun him. Down. But then a meteor hit my roof. He got startled and his own weapons activated.
  266. CNM: Oh man, you are g∞ng to get hassled so much during the game.
  267. CAS: They shot down the. Pillar. And crushed him. Right when my kernelthingy couch was flying in the spot he was.
  268. CAS: So yeah. He's now part of the kernelthingy. And it sucks because. He is hassling me. Like insane.
  269. CNM: Oh, g∞d, I think you prototyped him after entry.
  270. CAS: I tried shooting him. Anyways but. It isn't working.
  271. CNM: It won't affect anything besides the sprite.
  272. CAS: Anyways. Belona what's so wrong. With having a yellowblood matesprite?
  273. CNM: Sh∞ting him might not the the best id∞ now. He's y∞r g∞de.
  274. CIP: --[==Well==>
  275. CIP: --[==I'm sorry, ma'am==>
  276. CIP: --[==It is not my place to criticize==>
  277. CAS: So I can't. Get rid. Of him?
  278. CAS: Fucking. Damn it,
  279. CAS: And it's alright. Belona. Just don't rub it in my. Face now. That it's biting me in the. Ass.
  280. CIP: --[==I would never dream of it!==>
  281. CIP: --[==That would be horribly improper!==>
  282. CNM: D∞sn't m∞n you can't have a g∞d l∞gh at it.
  283. CIP: --[==That would also be horribly improper==>
  284. CAS: But it's a. Lowblood. Belona.
  285. CNM: Fuck that, this is funny.
  286. CAS: Kernelthingy or. Not.
  287. CIP: --[==Well, at his death, yes==>
  288. CIP: --[==Not at his current activities==>
  289. CIP: --[==The idea of a lowblood couch is amusing==>
  290. CIP: --[==And to think I only used them as footrests==>
  291. CAS: I remember. Back when I was. Obsessed with the. Hemospectrum.
  292. CCL ceased responding to memo.
  293. CNM: I just h∞rd a thunk. I think my server player may have started deploying stuff.
  294. CNM: I'm g∞ng to go check.
  295. CAS: Okay. See you Regeni!
  296. CIP: --[==Farewell, lowblood==>
  297. CNM: Goddammit, I think my server player is Verfal.
  298. CNM: It's in the d∞rway.
  299. CIP: --[==Excellent==>
  300. CNM: Not excellent.
  301. CNM: If I die, y∞'re g∞ng to be missing a player.
  302. CAS: I don't want anyone to. Die!
  303. CNM: Som∞ne's not getting in, and y∞'ll lose.
  304. CIP: --[==A highblood would not handicap us like that!==>
  305. CNM: He w∞ld if he didn't know he was.
  306. CIP: --[==He would know!==>
  307. CAS: Sounds like him. Actually.
  308. CNM: Som∞ne n∞ds to tell him. I'm not d∞ng it.
  309. CIP: --[==I shall inform him==>
  310. CAS: Okay then. That problem's. Solved.
  311. CNM: I seri∞sly hope he listens.
  312. CNM: And at l∞st makes another d∞r.
  313. CIP: --[==Break down a wall==>
  314. CNM: That w∞ld work.
  315. CNM: Unless it's the ∞tside wall.
  316. CNM: ...Fucking hell.
  317. CAS: Good. Luck with that. Regeni.
  318. CNM: G∞ss which wall just got erased.
  319. CAS: I don't. Like guessing games.
  320. CNM: The ∞tside wall.
  321. CIP: --[==And the problem is?==>
  322. CNM: I'm not on the gr∞nd fl∞r.
  323. CIP: --[==How high up are you?==>
  324. CIP: --[==From the ground==>
  325. CNM: Ten f∞t or so.
  326. CNM: That's not the problem, th∞gh.
  327. CNM: If I jump down, I'm not getting back to my computer.
  328. CNM: Alth∞gh I think I have a sledgehammer somewhere ar∞nd here.
  329. CPC: H3y guys.
  330. CPC: Im b4ck.
  331. CIP: --[==Then put it to use==>
  332. CNM: Oh, there you are.
  333. CNM: It's not in my r∞m.
  334. CIP: --[==Well jump out and go get it==>
  335. CPC: S0rry, 7h3r3 w4s 4 pr0bl3m w!7h s0m3 0f my l!mbs.
  336. FAS ceased responding to memo.
  337. CAS ceased responding to memo.
  338. CNM: Alright, I sh∞ld be back in a few minutes.
  339. CNM: Hopefully.
  340. CNM ceased responding to memo.
  341. CPC: 4lr!gh7
  342. FUTURE nascentMetalog [FNM] 7 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
  343. FNM: There, got it.
  344. CIP: --[==Good barkbeast==>
  345. CIP: --[==See? Good things happen when you follow my advice==>
  346. FNM: That, and Verfal decided to make things hard for me.
  347. CIP: --[==He is simply giving you a challenge==>
  348. CPC: W3ll, 47 l34s7 y0u'r3 h3r3.
  349. CIP: --[==Admittedly, one even you could accomplish==>
  350. FNM: ...I f∞l like an id∞t now.
  351. FNM: Terrakinesis.
  352. FNM: I'm g∞ng to go bang my h∞d ag∞nst a wall for a bit.
  353. CPC: ... 4lr!gh7 7h3n...
  354. CIP: --[==Perhaps you should work on your entry==>
  355. CIP: --[==Maybe bang your head on your Cruxtruder==>
  356. FNM: ...That's a g∞d id∞. I'll do that.
  357. FNM: It's open.
  358. FNM: ;lkdfglkn;sdaf;laggn;asd;agn
  359. FNM ceased responding to memo.
  360. CIP: --[==Maybe you should work rather than banging your head on your keyboard==>
  361. CIP: --[==I must go==>
  362. CPC: Cy4, B3l0n4
  363. CIP: --[==Farewell, lowbloods==>
  364. CIP ceased responding to memo.
  365. CPC ceased responding to memo.
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