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- CNM RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SGRUB DISCUSSION.
- CURRENT amusementSeeker [CAS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CAS: Hello. There.
- CNM: Hi.
- CAS: Did you see. How close that meteor. Was?
- CAS: Exciting. Stuff right there.
- CNM: I wasn't paying attent∞n.
- CAS: But aren't. You the one technically. In charge of this whole. Game?
- CAS: You made it. After. All.
- CNM: I made it, but I can't control it.
- CAS: Well. Do you at least have any. Idea of what we. Do now?
- CNM: Y∞h, have you opened y∞r cruxtruder?
- CAS: My. What?
- CNM: Cruxtruder.
- CNM: It's sort of a pipe on a base, with a timer on it.
- CAS: Is it that. Thing with the handles and. Stuff?
- CNM: Yes.
- CAS: Oh.
- CAS: I got bored. Because the thing was jammed. So it's still stuck.
- CNM: Did you try hitting it?
- CAS: I shot it. Repeatedly.
- CAS: Does that. Count?
- CNM: No. The lid might be stuck on something inside, and it w∞ld just n∞d a g∞d whack to knock it l∞se.
- CNM: I don't think bullets will work for that.
- CAS: So. I have to open this thing?
- CNM: Yes.
- CAS: That's. Dumb.
- CAS: I'm already so over. That thing.
- CNM: There's stuff inside it.
- CNM: You n∞d the stuff.
- CAS: Ooh!
- CAS: What kind of. Stuff?
- CNM: Cruxite.
- CNM: And a kernelsprite.
- CAS: I don't know what that. Is but I managed to open it while you. Were typing.
- CAS: There's this cute little purple sphere. Flying around.
- CNM: That w∞ld be y∞r kernelsprite.
- CAS: It's ignoring. Me!
- CAS: What do. I do with. It?
- CNM: You have to prototype it.
- CNM: Try putting something in it.
- CAS: Hm. Anything will. Work?
- CNM: I think so.
- CAS: I'll try some of that. Dumb furniture Belona. Sold me that one. Time.
- CAS: Why I ever was. Interested in that. I'll never know.
- CAS: Hold. On.
- CNM: I can go thr∞gh my logs and find a conversat∞n from then.
- CNM: As I recall, you s∞d something about not having en∞gh c∞ches.
- CAS: Well I have. Too many now.
- CAS: I threw one. In.
- CAS: Looks like. The kernelthing. Just became like a floating. Couch.
- CNM: Well, you did pick a boring object.
- CAS: No way. This is. Cool!
- CAS: I can fly around. While sitting. On it!
- CNM: ...okay, that is c∞l.
- CAS: Okay it just. Dropped me.
- CAS: This is. Stupid.
- CAS: Ouch.
- CNM: Maybe it d∞sn't like being sat on anymore.
- CAS: Stupid. Couches.
- CAS: The nerve.
- CAS: Anyways. The kernelthingy suddenly doesn't. Amuse me anymore.
- CNM: Yep. Knew it.
- CAS: What. Does that mean?
- CNM: It m∞ns you get bored of things r∞lly ∞sily.
- CAS: I take. Offense to that!
- CAS: I just happen. To have. Discerning tastes is. All.
- CIP ceased responding to memo.
- CURRENT partialConstruct [CPC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CPC: H3y guys. S0rry I'm l473. W4s d0!ng s0m3 m4!n73n4nc3
- CCL ceased responding to memo.
- CAS: Oh hey. Lalaos.
- CAS: How are you. Doing with the entry?
- CPC: I'm 4lr34dy !n.
- CAS: Don't tell me. You used a couch for your. Kernelthingy?
- CPC: 4... C0uch?
- CPC: Uhm, n0.
- CAS: That's what I. Used. I regret it fully. Now.
- CAS: What did. You use?
- CPC: I us3d 4 l!77l3 s74r I g07 fr0m 4 g00d fr!3nd 0f m!n3.
- CPC: I7's pr377y c00l h0w !7 4ff3c7s 7h3 g4m3.
- CPC: 4ls0, D!3mc4, why d!d y0u pr0707yp3 4 c0uch?
- CAS: Remember when. Belona sold me all of her. Furniture?
- CAS: I still have it around. It's wasting space now.
- CAS: So I figured I should just. Clear up some. Space.
- CPC: 4nd s0 y0u 7hr3w 4 c0uch !n70 y0ur k3rn3lspr!73.
- CAS: I see. No problem with my logic. Here.
- CPC: Uhm.
- CPC: Wh473v3r fl047s y0ur b047 ! gu3ss.
- CAS: Is your kernelthingy. Any less dumb than mine?
- CPC: M!n3 !s pr377y c00l.
- CPC: C4n'7 74lk y37 7h0ugh.
- CPC: 0r s4y 4ny7h!ng
- CPC: I7's bl!nk!ng 7h0ugh. M!gh7 b3 s0m3 s0r7 0f c0d3 f0r s0m37h!ng
- CPC: I n33d 70 pr0707yp3 s0m37h!ng ! c4n c0mmun!c473 w!7h.
- CAS: I used to know. Code.
- CAS: Then I got bored of that. And forgot.
- CPC: Y0u g37 b0r3d 0f 7h!ngs 4l07.
- CAS: Think my kernelsprite will be less dumb if. I also prototype. Something that can talk?
- CAS: Oh great you. Too.
- CAS: Why does everyone. Keep saying. That?
- CPC: W3ll, 70 b3 h0n3s7, !7'll pr0b4bly s7!ll b3 dumb b3c4us3 !7's p4r7 c0uch, bu7 y3s. I supp0s3 7h47 !7 w0uld b3 c00l3r !f y0u pr0707yp3d s0m37h!ng y0u c0uld c0mmun!c473 w!7h.
- CPC: 4nd !7's b3c4us3 !7's 7ru3
- CAS: Bluh.
- CAS: But hey. At least I treat. You guys pretty well. Right?
- CPC: S0rry, m4'4m.
- CPC: 4nd y3s, y0u d0.
- CAS: Did you get that box of vintage machinery. From me. Yet?
- CPC: Y3s. I7 w4s qu!73 !n73r3s7!ng!
- CPC: I 4ppr3c!473 !7
- CAS: Don't mention it.
- CAS: I know. You love that kind of. Thing.
- CAS: Have you seen. The others?
- CPC: 07h3rs?
- CAS: I mean besides. Regini since he. Is right here just not talking. For. Some reason.
- CPC: Hmmm, ! h4v3n'7 h4d 70uch w!7h 4ny0n3 r34lly.
- CAS: Even your. Server player?
- CPC: W3ll, 0f c0urs3 ! h4v3 70 k33p !n 70uch w!7h my S3rv3r. I7's s!lly 70 4ssum3 ! w0uldn7
- CAS: But not the. Others then.
- CAS: Well. Whatever.
- CAS: Hopefully we can. All meet up in person. Once we're in!
- CAS: That would be interesting. I think.
- CPC: M4yb3.
- CPC: I'm 4lr34dy !n.
- CAS: Once I can figure out what to do. Next.
- CPC: D0 y0u w4n7 h3lp?
- CAS: Uh nah.
- CAS: I'm taking a break. From the game. Now.
- CPC: D0n7 74k3 f0r3v3r n0w...
- CAS: I'll get back. When I feel. Like. It.
- CAS: Have you ever had. One of those idiot. Matesprites. Who you dump but they don't. Get the memo. And stalk you like crazy?
- CNM: Sorry ab∞t that, my lusus was nagging me to cl∞n my r∞m.
- CNM: Met∞rs thr∞tening to level my hive, and he's still obsessed with cl∞nliness.
- CNM: So, what did I miss?
- CAS: Oh hey. Regeni you're. Back.
- CAS: The meteors around my hive. Are getting pretty thick.
- CNM: What's the timer on y∞r cruxtruder say?
- CAS: Let me. See.
- CAS: 00:00:05:00. Now 04:58.
- CNM: Do you have y∞r cruxite dowel? It sh∞ld have come out of the cruxtruder when you opened it.
- CAS: Oh that's what the other thing. Was
- CAS: Yeah I got. it.
- CNM: Is y∞r totem lathe deployed?
- CNM: You n∞d that, the pre-punched card, and the alchemiter.
- CAS: I guess it's around. Somewhere.
- CAS: Oh damn. It that stupid exmatesprite is pestering me. Again.
- CNM: I don't think you have time.
- CNM: You n∞d to finish with this before y∞r timer runs out.
- CAS: I know. Damn yellowbloods and their. Hacking skills.
- CAS: Anyways I'll try and find. The stuff.
- FUTURE amusementSeeker [FAS] 16:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
- FAS: Well that worked. Very. Well.
- FAS: Oh crap. Wrong. Memo.
- CNM: ...
- FAS: I got the. Totem thing.
- FAS: Ooh look it's. Me from. The future.
- FAS: I wonder. What I'm doing. Then.
- CAS: ...
- CAS: Okay I'm. Going to hope that. Doesn't happen. When I get there.
- CAS: So uh. I got the totem so. Now what?
- CNM: You put it on the alchemiter, and then you get a cruxite artifact.
- CNM: I don't know what you have to do with that, but y∞'ll find out.
- CAS: Wish Lalaos would. Say something. Since she apparently already. Got in.
- CNM: Well, I don't think it's the same for ∞ch player.
- CNM: My artifact will probably be different from y∞rs.
- CAS: It turned into. A. Pillar. In the middle. Of my lobby.
- CAS: Oh hah.
- CAS: The kernelthingy crashed. Into it.
- CAS: So what. Do I do with. This pillar?
- CNM: ...I don't think I can help you here.
- CNM: Sorry.
- CAS: The timer. Reads 00:00:02:15. Now is that. Bad?
- CNM: It c∞ld be worse.
- CAS: What happens at. 00:00:00:00?
- CNM: I don't r∞lly know. Something bad.
- CNM: It...might have something to do with the met∞rs.
- CAS: Oh yeah all sorts. Of castles around mine. Are getting. Blown up.
- CAS: It's kind. Of. Sad.
- CAS: It's broken and. I'm. In.
- CNM: Oh. G∞d.
- CAS: What. You wanted me. To fail?
- CNM: No.
- CNM: You just didn't respond.
- CAS: What did. You think had. Happened?
- CNM: I th∞ght y∞r timer ran out.
- CAS: Is that. Bad?
- CNM: Yes.
- CAS: Aww.
- CNM: Anything beyond that, I don't know.
- CAS: You care about. Me!
- CNM: I don't r∞lly f∞l like c∞sing the d∞th of the only highbl∞d I don't hate.
- CAS: So you. Hate. Belona?
- CAS: And Verfal?
- CNM: Platonically.
- CAS: Oh yeah that's what I. Meant.
- CNM: Yes.
- CNM: They're assholes.
- CAS: Well it's sort of sad. Since I hoped you'd all. Get along.
- CAS: But whatever.
- CNM: Still, it's not like they're all bad.
- CAS: I dunno.
- CNM: Alth∞gh I am having difficulty coming up with anything g∞d ab∞t Verfal.
- CAS: I'm sort of glad. The metors killed a lot. Of the highbloods in the hives. Around mine.
- CAS: They're so. Dull.
- CAS: As for that. Verfal he seems a little. Odd but interesting. Too!
- CNM: Well, I g∞ss he is interesting...
- CAS: Have you spoken with them. Yet?
- CNM: Yes.
- CAS: I haven't too. Much. Since I've been busy doing. Stuff.
- CNM: I might try to help c∞ch them thr∞gh the first part of the game.
- CNM: They probably won't accept my help th∞gh.
- CAS: What makes. You say that?
- CNM: They're too dedicated to the hemospectrum.
- CNM: They won't want help from a stupid lowbl∞d.
- CAS: Joklen and Lalaos. Aren't too into that.
- CAS: And I'm okay with. The other two being. A bit obsessed.
- CNM: You don't have to suffer from it.
- CAS: But it's alright because. I just like them. For some reason.
- CURRENT imperialPulverizer [CIP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CIP: --[==It is good to see you are safe, ma'am==>
- CAS: Ooh hey. Belona.
- CNM: What the hell.
- CAS: Hey guys. Come on and. Play nice.
- CNM: Belona, if you n∞d help with the first part of the game, I'd be willing to offer advice.
- CIP: --[==I do not need your help==>
- CNM: It wasn't an angry 'what the hell', it was a resigned 'what the hell'.
- CIP: --[==The Will of the Condesce will guide me==>
- CAS: Have you already made. Your kernelthingy or your. Cruxitethingy?
- CNM: That's the answer I th∞ght I'd get.
- CIP: --[==It is a work in progress==>
- CNM: I g∞ss it d∞sn't hurt to try th∞gh.
- CAS: Your couches. Are very dumb. Belona.
- CAS: It's kind of. Disappointing.
- CIP: --[==I am sorry, ma'am==>
- CIP: --[==I wish I could have provided a more suitable item for you==>
- CAS: It's alright. At least the thing can. Talk now.
- CNM: It dumped her off after she prototyped it and tr∞d to fly on it.
- CNM: Which, you have to admit, is kinda funny.
- CIP: --[==Oh my==>
- CIP: --[==No that is not funny that is horribly rude!==>
- CAS: Nah it is. Kind of funny.
- CIP: --[==To think that my furniture would treat a highblood so roughly!==>
- CAS: I still blame your. Couch. However.
- CNM: It's not like c∞ches have any regard for the hemospectrum.
- CNM: Bec∞se.
- CNM: You know.
- CNM: No bl∞d.
- CIP: --[==Yes, they are not sentient==>
- CAS: Well now my couch. Is a yellowblood. So it all. Balances out.
- CIP: --[==I am fully aware of tha-what?==>
- CAS: I mean my kernelsprite yellowblood. Couchthingy.
- CNM: What?
- CAS: Okay.
- CIP: --[==How did this happen?==>
- CAS: It turns out you have to. Break the cruxitethingy to enter.
- CNM: I th∞ght you said your sprite was purple?
- CAS: So that yellowblood who. Was my former matesprite broke into. My house.
- CAS: Hive. Whatever. I think I'll use house from now on. It has a nice ring to it.
- CIP: --[==A yello-==>
- CIP: --[==Wha-==>
- CNM: I think I see where this is g∞ng, and that's hilari∞s.
- CAS: Yeah.
- CAS: The yellowblood was doing. His usual complaining and stuff.
- CIP: --[==You were matesprits with a yellowblood?==>
- CAS: I was about to gun him. Down. But then a meteor hit my roof. He got startled and his own weapons activated.
- CNM: Oh man, you are g∞ng to get hassled so much during the game.
- CAS: They shot down the. Pillar. And crushed him. Right when my kernelthingy couch was flying in the spot he was.
- CAS: So yeah. He's now part of the kernelthingy. And it sucks because. He is hassling me. Like insane.
- CNM: Oh, g∞d, I think you prototyped him after entry.
- CAS: I tried shooting him. Anyways but. It isn't working.
- CNM: It won't affect anything besides the sprite.
- CAS: Anyways. Belona what's so wrong. With having a yellowblood matesprite?
- CNM: Sh∞ting him might not the the best id∞ now. He's y∞r g∞de.
- CIP: --[==Well==>
- CIP: --[==I'm sorry, ma'am==>
- CIP: --[==It is not my place to criticize==>
- CAS: So I can't. Get rid. Of him?
- CAS: Fucking. Damn it,
- CAS: And it's alright. Belona. Just don't rub it in my. Face now. That it's biting me in the. Ass.
- CIP: --[==I would never dream of it!==>
- CIP: --[==That would be horribly improper!==>
- CNM: D∞sn't m∞n you can't have a g∞d l∞gh at it.
- CIP: --[==That would also be horribly improper==>
- CAS: But it's a. Lowblood. Belona.
- CNM: Fuck that, this is funny.
- CAS: Kernelthingy or. Not.
- CIP: --[==Well, at his death, yes==>
- CIP: --[==Not at his current activities==>
- CIP: --[==The idea of a lowblood couch is amusing==>
- CIP: --[==And to think I only used them as footrests==>
- CAS: I remember. Back when I was. Obsessed with the. Hemospectrum.
- CCL ceased responding to memo.
- CNM: I just h∞rd a thunk. I think my server player may have started deploying stuff.
- CNM: I'm g∞ng to go check.
- CAS: Okay. See you Regeni!
- CIP: --[==Farewell, lowblood==>
- CNM: Goddammit, I think my server player is Verfal.
- CNM: It's in the d∞rway.
- CIP: --[==Excellent==>
- CNM: Not excellent.
- CNM: If I die, y∞'re g∞ng to be missing a player.
- CAS: I don't want anyone to. Die!
- CNM: Som∞ne's not getting in, and y∞'ll lose.
- CIP: --[==A highblood would not handicap us like that!==>
- CNM: He w∞ld if he didn't know he was.
- CIP: --[==He would know!==>
- CAS: Sounds like him. Actually.
- CNM: Som∞ne n∞ds to tell him. I'm not d∞ng it.
- CIP: --[==I shall inform him==>
- CAS: Okay then. That problem's. Solved.
- CNM: I seri∞sly hope he listens.
- CNM: And at l∞st makes another d∞r.
- CIP: --[==Break down a wall==>
- CNM: That w∞ld work.
- CNM: Unless it's the ∞tside wall.
- CNM: ...Fucking hell.
- CAS: Good. Luck with that. Regeni.
- CNM: G∞ss which wall just got erased.
- CAS: I don't. Like guessing games.
- CNM: The ∞tside wall.
- CIP: --[==And the problem is?==>
- CNM: I'm not on the gr∞nd fl∞r.
- CIP: --[==How high up are you?==>
- CIP: --[==From the ground==>
- CNM: Ten f∞t or so.
- CNM: That's not the problem, th∞gh.
- CNM: If I jump down, I'm not getting back to my computer.
- CNM: Alth∞gh I think I have a sledgehammer somewhere ar∞nd here.
- CPC: H3y guys.
- CPC: Im b4ck.
- CIP: --[==Then put it to use==>
- CNM: Oh, there you are.
- CNM: It's not in my r∞m.
- CIP: --[==Well jump out and go get it==>
- CPC: S0rry, 7h3r3 w4s 4 pr0bl3m w!7h s0m3 0f my l!mbs.
- FAS ceased responding to memo.
- CAS ceased responding to memo.
- CNM: Alright, I sh∞ld be back in a few minutes.
- CNM: Hopefully.
- CNM ceased responding to memo.
- CPC: 4lr!gh7
- FUTURE nascentMetalog [FNM] 7 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
- FNM: There, got it.
- CIP: --[==Good barkbeast==>
- CIP: --[==See? Good things happen when you follow my advice==>
- FNM: That, and Verfal decided to make things hard for me.
- CIP: --[==He is simply giving you a challenge==>
- CPC: W3ll, 47 l34s7 y0u'r3 h3r3.
- CIP: --[==Admittedly, one even you could accomplish==>
- FNM: ...I f∞l like an id∞t now.
- FNM: Terrakinesis.
- FNM: I'm g∞ng to go bang my h∞d ag∞nst a wall for a bit.
- CPC: ... 4lr!gh7 7h3n...
- CIP: --[==Perhaps you should work on your entry==>
- CIP: --[==Maybe bang your head on your Cruxtruder==>
- FNM: ...That's a g∞d id∞. I'll do that.
- FNM: It's open.
- FNM: ;lkdfglkn;sdaf;laggn;asd;agn
- FNM ceased responding to memo.
- CIP: --[==Maybe you should work rather than banging your head on your keyboard==>
- CIP: --[==I must go==>
- CPC: Cy4, B3l0n4
- CIP: --[==Farewell, lowbloods==>
- CIP ceased responding to memo.
- CPC ceased responding to memo.
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