Pitch Perfect (2012)

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akumenang.com

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(VOCALIZING)

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(SINGING POP-DANCE SONG)

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Now, this is exactly the type of performance
you would expect to see

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at the International Championship
of Collegiate A Cappella.

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Am I right, Gail?

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John, you're so right, everything
else seems wrong.

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JOHN: Boy, these Barden University Treblemakers
always thrill the judges.

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And the ladies in the room
cannot get enough.

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So true, John.

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Nothing makes a woman feel more like a
girl than a man who sings like a boy.

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(CONTINUES SINGING)

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Chloe, look at you. You're a mess. You're
unfocused. You're unreliable.

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And your breath smells like
egg. Like, all the time.

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I can't believe the Bellas are being passed
on to you two slut bags after we graduate.

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Just don't eff up your solo.

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I won't disappoint you.

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My dad always says, "If
you're not here to win,

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"get the hell out of Kuwait."

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Has your dad ever told you to shut up?

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I'm fine.

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Ouch! Boy, that hurt.

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GAIL: Sexy man-splits.

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JOHN: His pain is our gain, Gail.

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(CHEERING)

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All right, good luck, guys!

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Good luck out there!

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Seriously, you girls are
awesome... ly horrible.

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I hate you. Kill yourselves. Girl
power! Sisters before misters!

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All right, ladies, it's
now or never. Hands in!

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ALL: One, two...

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(ALL SINGING TOGETHER)

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Up now, the Barden Bellas!

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JOHN: Well, the Bellas tonight
are making history

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as the first ever all-female group
to advance to the ICCA finals.

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GAIL: That's right, John. Now, why
do you think it's taken so long

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for an all-lady group to break through
that a cappella glass ceiling?

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Well, Gail, the women, typically,
cannot hit the low notes,

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which really round out an arrangement,
thrill the judges,

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and that can really hurt
them in competition.

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Women are about as good at a cappella
as they are at being doctors.

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(PLAYS NOTE)

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One, two, three, four.

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(VOCALIZING)

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(SINGING MELLOW POP SONG)

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Is it me or did we just take a
left turn into Snoozeville?

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Yeah, and we parked in a lot
where they do not validate.

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(CONTINUES SINGING)

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No! Holy...

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This is a surprise!

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This has never happened! Now, this
is how you bring some excitement

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to the International Championship
of Collegiate A Cappella.

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She had a week's worth of lunch and lost it.

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Well, she didn't lose it. We
know exactly where it is.

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It's all over the third row. No, no...

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(DANCE MASHUP PLAYING)

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I got it. Thanks.

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Hi there! Welcome to Barden
University. What dorm?

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Baker Hall, I think.

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Okay. So, what you're gonna do is
you're gonna go down this way,

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you're gonna take a right and you
go through those double doors...

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

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(SINGING ALONG)

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(MIMICS GUITAR SOLO)

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Your campus map.

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And your official BU rape whistle.

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Don't blow it unless it's
actually happening.

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Hey.

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You must be Kimmy Jin. I'm Beca.

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No English?

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Yes English?

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Just tell me where you're at with English.

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There he is. I'm Benji. You must be Jesse.

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And you must be kidding. Wow!

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Looking at it now, I can see
that it's a bit much.

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I can take it down.

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No, no way. I mean, it took a
second for my eyes to adjust,

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but I can roll with this.

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Look, just so you know,
I'm not a total nerd.

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I also happen to be super
into close-up magic.

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Dude, that's awesome!

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How long was that little guy in there?

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Several days.

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(MASHUP PLAYING)

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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MAN: Hey, this is campus police.
Hide your wine coolers.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Just... It's your old man making a funny.

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Chris Rock, everybody.

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Hey, you must be Beca's roommate.

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I'm Dr. Mitchell, Beca's dad.

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I teach Comparative Literature here.

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So, when did you get here?
How did you get here?

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Took a cab. Didn't wanna inconvenience
you and Sheila.

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How is the stepmonster?

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She is fine, thank you for asking. She's
actually in Vegas at a conference...

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No, Dad, I don't actually care. I
just wanted to say "stepmonster."

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So, have you guys been out on the quad yet?

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In the springtime, all the students
study on the grass.

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I don't wanna study on the grass, Dad.

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I need to move to LA and get
a job at a record label

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and start paying my dues.

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Here we go again. You know, Beca,

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DJing is not a profession, it's a hobby.

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Unless you're Rick Dees or someone awesome.

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That's not... I...

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I wanna produce music. I
wanna make music, Dad.

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But you're going to get a
college education first.

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For free, I might add. End of story.

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I'm going to the Activities Fair.

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Me, too. I'm going to the Activities Fair
with my super-good friend, Kimmy Jin.

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MEN: (CHANTING) Taking names, taking
numbers. Join our righteous frat.

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If you ain't pledging Sigma Beta,
you ain't worth no crap.

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That's a double negative. That's
a lot of negatives.

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Follow me. There's only one group
on this campus worth joining.

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As far as Barden goes, that's
what being a man's all about.

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(SINGING)

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(ALL VOCALIZING)

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(SINGING FUNK SONG)

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The Treblemakers.

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The rock stars of a cappella,
the messiahs of Barden.

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Well, you know, not including athletes,
frat guys, or actual cool people.

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Organized nerd singing. This is great.

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Yeah, it makes so much sense.
How's your voice?

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(CONTINUES SINGING FUNK SONG)

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Oh, nice.

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I will stop at nothing to take
those ding-a-lings down.

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Hey, Barb. You gonna audition
this year? We have openings.

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Now that you've puked your
way to the bottom,

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you might actually consider me?

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I auditioned for you three
times and never got in

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because you said my boobs look like baloney.

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The word's out. Bellas is the
laughing stock of a cappella.

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Good luck auditioning this year. Douche-b's.

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Oh, my God. This is a travesty.

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God, if we can't even recruit Baloney
Barb, then we can't get anybody.

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Just take the dramatics down a notch,
okay? Hi, do you wanna...

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Well, you're the one who got
us into this hot mess.

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We'll be fine.

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I am confident that we will find

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eight super-hot girls with
bikini-ready bodies

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who can harmonize and have
perfect pitch. Okay?

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Hi, would you like to be a member of...

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Just keep flyering. We have
tradition to uphold.

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How about we just get good singers?

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What? Good singers? What? Hi.

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CHLOE: Can you sing? Yeah.

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Can you read music? Yeah.

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Can you match pitch? Try me.

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(SINGS NOTE)

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(MATCHING NOTE)

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(BOTH CONTINUE)

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(HOLDS NOTE)

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Yeah.

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(TRAILS OFF)

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(VOCALIZING)

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That was a really good start.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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I'm the best singer in Tasmania. With teeth.

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Love it. What's your name?

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Fat Amy.

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Um... You call yourself Fat Amy?

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Yeah, so twig bitches like you
don't do it behind my back.

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I will see you in auditions, Fat Amy.

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I can sing but I'm also
good at modern dance,

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olden dance, and mermaid dancing,

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which is a little different.

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You usually start on the ground.

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AUBREY: Ooh.

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It's a lot of floor work. I see that.

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Yeah, DJs. Deaf Jews.

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Oh.
(MIMICS RECORD SCRATCHING)

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Shalom!

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That's not a real word but keep trying.

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You will get there.

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Not a lot of Jewish people
where you're from?

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Ah...

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No. I did do Fiddler on the Roof,
though, in high school.

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It was, like, me and some Aboriginals.
It was really Jewish.

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It was full-on Jew.

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Hey, guys. All right, I'll
give you my number.

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What about her?

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I don't know. She looks a little
too alternative for us.

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Hi, any interest in joining
our a cappella group?

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Oh, right, this is, like, a thing now.

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Totes. We sing covers of songs but
we do it without any instruments.

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It's all from our mouths.

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Yikes.

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There's four groups on campus. The
Bellas. That's us. We're the tits.

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The BU Harmonics.

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They sing a lot of Madonna.

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The High Notes.

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They're not particularly motivated.

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And then there's...

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(ALL VOCALIZING)

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So, are you interested?

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Sorry, it just, it's pretty lame.

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A-ca-scuse me?

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Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah
Carey chart topper is not lame.

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We sing all over the world and we compete
in national championships.

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On purpose?

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We played the Cobb Energy Performing
Arts Centre, you bitch!

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CHLOE: Oh!

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What Aubrey means to say is
that we are a close-knit,

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talented group of ladies whose dream is

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to return to the national finals
at Lincoln Center this year.

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Help us turn our dreams into a reality?

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Sorry, I don't even sing, but it was
really nice to meet you guys.

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What are we gonna do?

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When you came in and you were
just strumming the guitar,

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and it was, like, totally off-key,
I wanted to choke you!

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Bumper. I wanted to choke you out!

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Okay, I'm gonna go introduce myself.

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Everybody be cool. It's just a normal day.

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Hi. Hi.

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Benjamin Applebaum.

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I saw you guys perform at a Mall
of America like three years ago.

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Totally changed my life. I have not
stopped thinking about you since.

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Thank you. Yeah.

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And, Bumper, huge fan.

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Your arrangement of Lovin' Spoonful's
Do You Believe in Magic

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inspired me to become a
certified illusionist.

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Wow.

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The smell of your weird is actually
affecting my vocal cords,

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so I'm gonna need you to scoot. Skedaddle.

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But why don't we just exchange emails,

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and then totally hang out
right now, together?

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No. Hard pass. Hard pass.

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What a nerd alert. Okay, guys,
now let's match pitch.

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(ALL VOCALIZING)

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Too far. You think?

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Yeah. Should I have done another trick?

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No, I think your trick was fine. I just
think the talking was a little weird.

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Maybe you can try to Facebook message him.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hey, I'm Beca.

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Over there. Thanks.

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DJ: Ninety-five point seven, WBUJ,
music for the independent mind.

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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hey. Hi.

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Have you been standing there long?

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No. No, I just got here, I
wasn't just standing here.

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Freshmen aren't allowed in the booth. Sorry.

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I'm Luke. Station manager. You
must be Becky the intern?

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It's...

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Hey, man, what's up? I'm Jesse.

246
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,931
I'm Luke. You're late.

247
00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,559
Hey. I know you.

248
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,936
No, you don't. Yeah, I do.

249
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,521
He doesn't. Totally know her.

250
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,357
Okay, cool. Well, you guys can figure
it out while you're stacking CDs.

251
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,942
When you're done, there's more.

252
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:11,405
Now, you guys will be spending a lot of
down time together, so please, just

253
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,656
no sex on the desk.

254
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,366
I've been burned before.

255
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,872
I do know you. I sang to you. I remember
because you were in a taxi.

256
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,126
Wait, is your dad a taxi driver? No.

257
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,252
Oh.

258
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,049
This sucks. I wanted to play music.

259
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:36,179
Not me. I'm here for one reason only.
I really love stacking CDs.

260
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,766
So, what's your deal?

261
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,936
You one of those girls who's
all dark and mysterious,

262
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,897
then she takes off her glasses and
that amazingly scary ear spike

263
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,734
and you realize that, you know, she
was beautiful the whole time.

264
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,777
I don't wear glasses. Then
you're halfway there.

265
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,954
(MASHUP PLAYING)

266
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,492
DR. MITCHELL: Beca.

267
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,369
Beca, wake up.

268
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:46,124
Funny, this doesn't look like your
Intro to Philosophy class.

269
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,127
I'm posing an important
philosophical question.

270
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,880
If I don't actually go to that
class, will it still suck?

271
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,634
Look, honey. College is... It's great.

272
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,386
You get to create memories
here, I see it every day.

273
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,305
You just have to give it a chance.

274
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:04,059
You've been here, what, a month
now? Do you have any friends?

275
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,728
Kimmy Jin is my friend. No.

276
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,066
You gotta get out there, Bec.
You gotta try something.

277
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,609
I got a job at the radio station.

278
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,902
Oh, great, that place.

279
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:18,406
Yeah, it's dark and dirty and has like, what,
those three weirdos who work there?

280
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,991
Well, four now.

281
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:23,662
You gotta try something new, Bec.
Join one club on campus.

282
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,915
And if, at the end of a year, you
still don't wanna be here,

283
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:31,378
you still wanna go off
to LA and be P. Diddy,

284
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,798
well, then, you can quit college.

285
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,259
And I will help you move to LA.

286
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,511
Seriously? Yes, seriously.

287
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,179
But I really need to see it, Beca.

288
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,183
This is college. Join in.

289
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,270
(SINGING DRAMATIC POP SONG)

290
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,056
You can sing! Dude!

291
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,517
How high does your belt go? My what?

292
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,020
Oh, my God! You have to audition
for the Bellas.

293
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,814
I can't concentrate on anything you're
saying until you cover your junk.

294
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,399
Just consider it.

295
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,402
One time, we sang backup for Prince.

296
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,155
His butt is so tiny that I can
hold it with, like, one hand.

297
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,657
Oops! Oh!

298
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,452
Seriously. I am nude.

299
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,828
You were singing Titanium, right?

300
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,791
You know David Guetta? Have I been
living under a rock? Yeah.

301
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,960
That song is my jam.

302
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,587
My lady-jam.

303
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,047
That's nice.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

304
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,674
It is. That song really builds.

305
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,261
Gross. Can you sing it for me?

306
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,055
Dude, no. Get out!

307
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:09,142
Not for that reason. I'm not leaving
here till you sing. So...

308
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,147
(SIGHS)

309
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,531
(SINGING DRAMATIC POP SONG)

310
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,867
(HARMONIZING)

311
00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,569
Oh, yeah. I'm pretty confident
about all this.

312
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,530
You should be.

313
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,365
Oh!

314
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,579
Still need to shower.

315
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,499
You have a lovely voice.

316
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,418
Thanks.

317
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,589
Oh.

318
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,259
CHLOE: Yeah. See you at auditions!

319
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,012
TOMMY: For your audition, each of
you will be singing sixteen bars

320
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,389
of Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone.

321
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,851
If a group likes you, they
will contact you directly.

322
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:36,104
My tone-deaf sidekick Justin here will
be collecting your information.

323
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,523
If I could sing a lick, in
any human way possible,

324
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,817
I would, but I can't.

325
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,903
And I hate myself every day
because of it! I know.

326
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,907
But if you think this is just
some high school club,

327
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,911
where you can sing and dance your
way through any big social issue,

328
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,080
or confused sexuality,

329
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,291
you have come to the wrong place.

330
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,335
There is none of that here.

331
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,879
That's high school.

332
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,798
This shit is real life!

333
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:08,386
Now, don't just bring it, sing
it. And let's do this.

334
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,979
Hey, Bellas, remember when you tried to
play in the big leagues and you choked?

335
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,231
That should really be a lesson to everyone.

336
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,068
If you sing the same boring,
girly shit every year,

337
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,320
you will blow chunks. All over the place.

338
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,072
Vomit everywhere.

339
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,656
My fellow a-ca-people.

340
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:33,745
We will not let egotistical, big-headed,
garbage dirtballs,

341
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,998
whoever you may be, get in our way.

342
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,333
I promise you,

343
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,462
we will return to the ICCAs and finish
what we started last year.

344
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:43,546
(CLEARS THROAT)

345
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,841
And here's the first one up. Good luck.

346
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,302
Whenever you're ready, dude.

347
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,681
Yeah, hi, my name is Cynthia Rose.

348
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,851
Not a dude. It's not a dude.

349
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,853
(VOCALIZING)

350
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,608
(BEATBOXING)

351
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,777
(VOCALIZING)

352
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,739
(BEATBOXING)

353
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:14,077
(SINGING POP-ROCK SONG)

354
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:21,793
(SINGING TEARILY)

355
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,671
There's no backup dancers? Okay.

356
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:29,300
(QUIETLY) Hello. My name is Lilly Onakuramara.
I have gills like a fish.

357
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,594
I'm sorry. What was that?

358
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:37,016
Hello. My name is Lilly Onakuramara.
I was born with gills like a fish.

359
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,481
One, two, three, four.

360
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,900
(CONTINUES SINGING SAME SONG)

361
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,452
(VOCALIZING)

362
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:58,997
Oh.

363
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,417
Hi, everybody, my name is Stacie.

364
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:06,087
My hobbies include cuticle
care and the E! Network.

365
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:11,426
(SINGING)

366
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,978
(ALL VOCALIZING)

367
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:24,272
(SINGING LOUDLY)

368
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,398
It's high.

369
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,483
(SINGING)

370
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,152
Jesus.

371
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,696
(SINGING)

372
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,450
(SINGING LOUDLY)
(SINGING OPERATICALLY)

373
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,248
ALL: Ugh!

374
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,458
(BEATBOXING)

375
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,501
(SONG CONTINUES)

376
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,974
(SINGING QUIETLY)

377
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,353
(ALL SINGING)

378
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,280
Thank you.

379
00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:16,908
Performing live gives me such a rush.

380
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,246
(MIMICS WHIP CRACKING)

381
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,457
Crushed it.

382
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:29,963
Okay. That is everybody. I'm really
not that impressed this year, guys.

383
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,508
Oh, wait, there's one more.

384
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,260
Hi.

385
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,303
Hello.

386
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:39,514
BECA: Um...

387
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,808
I didn't know we had to prepare that song.

388
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:44,227
Oh, that's okay. Sing anything you want.

389
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:45,687
Uh...

390
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:48,523
May I? Oh.

391
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,371
(CLAPPING AND TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

392
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,422
(SINGING FOLK SONG)

393
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,582
Wow.

394
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:51,169
The sopranos. Jessica, Mary Elise, Lilly.

395
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:55,214
The mezzos. Cynthia Rose, Stacie, Kori.

396
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:59,969
And our altos. Fat Amy, Denise,
Ashley, and Beca.

397
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:07,935
We shall begin by drinking the blood
of the sisters that came before you.

398
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,230
Dude, no. Don't worry, it's Boone's Farm.

399
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:16,361
Well, well, well, look who's in treble.

400
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,239
Ah, classic pun. I know.

401
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,036
No Benji?

402
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,997
Now, if you'll place your scarves
in your right hand.

403
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,959
I, sing your name...

404
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,294
I...

405
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:36,839
(ALL SINGING THEIR NAMES)

406
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:41,636
...promise to fulfill the duties and
responsibilities of a Bella woman.

407
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:46,349
ALL: ... promise to fulfill the duties and
responsibilities of a Bella woman.

408
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:50,895
And I solemnly promise to never have
sexual relations with a Treblemaker

409
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:54,023
or may my vocal cords be
ripped out by wolves.

410
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:59,529
ALL: And I solemnly promise to never have
sexual relations with a Treblemaker

411
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:03,574
or may my vocal cords be
ripped out by wolves.

412
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,494
You are all Bellas now.

413
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,830
(ALL SCREAM EXCITEDLY)

414
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:11,666
We did it.

415
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,960
I want some more of this.

416
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,921
Did we?

417
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,595
AUBREY: Ladies, welcome to
a-ca-initiation night.

418
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,181
Prepare to soften the beach.

419
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,019
I don't know what I'm doing here.

420
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,565
Just living the dream. I still can't
believe they let my sexy fat ass in.

421
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,733
Beca! Beca!

422
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,026
Wow.

423
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:41,779
Be-caw! Be-caw.

424
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,324
Do my eyes deceive me or
are you a Barden Bella?

425
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,577
No. You're one of those a cappella girls,

426
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,997
I'm one of those a cappella boys, and
we're gonna have a-ca-children.

427
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,040
It's inevitable. You're
really drunk right now.

428
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,542
I don't think you're gonna
remember any of this.

429
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,835
No. I'm not drunk at all,
you're just blurry.

430
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,378
You okay? Yeah? Yeah.

431
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:59,422
You almost fell over? No, she
didn't. You know, I could...

432
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:00,965
Can you pass a sobriety test right now? Yep.

433
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,592
Can you stand up straight?
See how I come right back?

434
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,136
And I come right back. Right. Wow.

435
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,304
Can I get you a drink?

436
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,055
It sounds great.

437
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,390
I'm gonna get you a drink. Go for it.

438
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,684
I think you need to get on this level.

439
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,352
Please be careful.

440
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,812
Hi.

441
00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:17,523
I am so glad that I met you.

442
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,943
I think that we're gonna
be really fast friends.

443
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:24,322
Yeah. Well, you saw me naked, so... Yeah.

444
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:29,911
Yeah. Yeah, ladies. Gather
around. Ready for a show.

445
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,663
Come on, baby bubble, wait
in line. Yep. Yeah.

446
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,665
You want some of this. I know you do.

447
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,543
Nice. Mmm-hmm. Bumper and Donald.

448
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,714
Getting it.

449
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,967
You know, so there's like 10 of us. Mmm-hmm.

450
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:48,012
That means that one of us
is probably a lesbian.

451
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,598
You think? Which one do you think it is?

452
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,892
My money's on Black Beauty.

453
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,685
So, when I drink too much tonight,

454
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:58,064
can I count on you to hold
my hair back if I puke?

455
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,233
Ah.

456
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,734
Don't tell her I said that.

457
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,446
All right. I'm gonna go get a drink.
This ginger needs her jiggle juice.

458
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,574
See you later. Make good choices.

459
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,370
I thought of a new name for this hairstyle.

460
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,830
It's called the Orthodox Jew ponytail.

461
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:15,915
Yeah?

462
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,084
'Cause it's very reserved at
the front... I see that.

463
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,795
But party in the back. I see
these happening here.

464
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,548
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

465
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:24,632
(LAUGHS)

466
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,300
(ALL CHEERING)

467
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:33,724
Here's the real question.

468
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,059
Who would be easier to sleep with?

469
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,852
Captain America or a great white shark?

470
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,396
Great white shark. I wouldn't... Hey.

471
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,730
What are you turd burgers talking about?

472
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,108
Dressing for comfort?

473
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:46,862
You are probably the grossest
human being I've ever seen.

474
00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:49,490
Well, you're no panty-dropper yourself.

475
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:54,662
So I have a feeling that we should kiss.

476
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:58,207
And is that feeling a good feeling
or an incorrect feeling?

477
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,835
Well, I sometimes have a feeling
I can do crystal meth,

478
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:03,963
but then I think, "Hmm. Better not." Yeah.

479
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,924
(SINGING HAPPY POP SONG)

480
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,975
I don't know the words, but I can...

481
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,643
Thank you.

482
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:20,605
This is awesome.

483
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,523
It's definitely something.

484
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,484
We are the kings of campus!

485
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:28,029
(ALL CONTINUE SINGING)

486
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,625
(SINGING ALONG SADLY)

487
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:53,179
Man, the old Bellas was hot!

488
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,139
Yeah, they kept it tight.

489
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:58,726
AUBREY: Okay. Sopranos in the
front and altos in the back.

490
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:02,647
As you can see, Kori is not here.

491
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,857
Last night she was Treble-boned.

492
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,901
She has been disinvited from the Bellas.

493
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,069
That oath was serious?

494
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:09,987
Dixie Chicks serious.

495
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:13,282
You can fool around with whoever
you want to, just not a Treble.

496
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,577
That's not gonna be easy. He's a hunter.

497
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,496
You call it a dude?

498
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,165
Stacie, the Trebles don't respect us,

499
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,875
and if we let them penetrate us,

500
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:27,129
Not a good enough reason to
use the word "penetrate."

501
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:31,801
So, does anyone here have
anything to confess?

502
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,559
It was an accident. I...

503
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:41,936
Turn in your scarf and go.

504
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:57,702
(FAKE COUGHS) Slut.

505
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,121
Take your chair.

506
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,543
(CHAIR DRAGS NOISILY)

507
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:12,758
(SOBBING)

508
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,468
Was that necessary?

509
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,304
This is war, Beca,

510
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,891
and it is my job to make sure that
my soldiers are prepped at go time

511
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:24,061
with three kick-ass songs sung and
choreographed to perfection.

512
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,355
And there are only four
months until regionals.

513
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,524
So, if you have a problem with
the way that I run the Bellas,

514
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,192
then you should just...

515
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,030
(WHISPERING) Don't stress, Aubrey. Relax.

516
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,158
We don't want a repeat of
what happened last year.

517
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:40,035
(EXHALES)

518
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,162
(QUIETLY) What happened last year?

519
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,747
What are you saying?

520
00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,332
What happened last year?

521
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,212
And do you guys wanna see a dead body?

522
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,427
(INDISTINCT SPEAKING ON VIDEO)

523
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,766
Click on "Guy Pukes on Cat."

524
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,642
Enough! It happened. It's over.

525
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:08,272
We will practice every day for at least
two hours, seven days a week.

526
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,774
And I trust you will add your own cardio.

527
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:13,444
Why cardio? Yeah, no, don't
put me down for cardio.

528
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,070
Okay, moving on.

529
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:18,240
This is a list of all of the songs
that we have ever performed.

530
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,952
And you will notice that we only
do songs made famous by women.

531
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,370
There's nothing from this century on here.

532
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,581
Because we don't stray from tradition.

533
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:32,838
Now, this is how we will become champions.

534
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,554
(DOING VOCAL EXERCISES)

535
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,392
(VOCALIZING QUIETLY)

536
00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:52,566
AUBREY: Come on, girls! Let's go!

537
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,485
Go, go, go! Pick up your knees!

538
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,737
Faster, faster! One, two,
one, two, one, two!

539
00:35:56,822 --> 00:36:00,282
Knees up, knees up! Go,
go! Go! Let's get it.

540
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:04,286
Yes, Chloe. Nice. Amy!

541
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,414
What are you doing?

542
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,291
I'm doing horizontal running.

543
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:10,000
Horizontal running?

544
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,668
akumenang.com
Horizontal running?

545
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:18,760
akumenang.com

546
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,344
(VOCALIZING)
akumenang.com

547
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:20,428
akumenang.com

548
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,000
No.
akumenang.com

549
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,096
No.

550
00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,474
No, no.

551
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:29,395
No.

552
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,006
I know... I can do it.

553
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,727
CHLOE: Five, six, seven, eight.

554
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,730
(SINGING)

555
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,441
Okay, I'm calling it.

556
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:18,986
(QUIETLY) Thank God. I asked to go
to the bathroom three hours ago.

557
00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,323
Nothing. I hear nothing.

558
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,577
Hey, Aubrey. Did we just learn the
same choreography from that video?

559
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,622
Okay. Don't forget to pick up
your performance schedules.

560
00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:33,584
We have a gig next week.
That's right. Next week.

561
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,462
You guys, it's the Sigma Beta
Theta's Annual Fall Mixer.

562
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,006
Okay. Hands in, Bellas.

563
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,385
Hands in, a-ca-bitches! Okay.

564
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,096
Sing "ah" on three...

565
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,181
(SINGING) Ah!

566
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:52,603
No, no, no. It's actually on three, Fat Amy.

567
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:53,687
Ah.

568
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,482
All right. On three.

569
00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:58,108
ALL: One, two...

570
00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:01,987
(ALL SINGING ASYNCHRONOUSLY)

571
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:05,157
Okay, we will work on that
first thing next time.

572
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,368
Okay, guys. Thank you. Goodbye.

573
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,786
She has man hands.

574
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,496
Beca, a word?

575
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:12,373
What's up?

576
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,377
You know you'll have to take those ear
monstrosities out for the Fall Mixer.

577
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:17,920
You really don't like me, do you?

578
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,464
I don't like your attitude.
You don't even know me.

579
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,383
I know you have a toner for Jesse.

580
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,009
A what?

581
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,636
A toner.

582
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,639
A musical boner. I saw it at Hood
Night. It's distracting.

583
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,559
Yeah, that's not a thing and you're
not the boss of me. So...

584
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,311
You took an oath.

585
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,022
That oath cost you two girls already today.

586
00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:38,899
I'm pretty sure you need
me more than I need you.

587
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,571
I can see your toner through those jeans.

588
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,991
That's my dick.

589
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:50,953
Everything okay?

590
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:54,081
We better have our shit together for SBT.

591
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:58,002
I'm not worried. I think we're
gonna be a-ca-awesome.

592
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,340
(SINGING DISCO SONG)

593
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,236
This makes my beer taste bad.

594
00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,702
I'm gonna stop this.

595
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,623
Whoa, whoa. Just stop. Stop.

596
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,670
I am so sorry, Howie. I know
we're not performance ready.

597
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:45,632
I wanted the hot Bellas, not
this barnyard explosion.

598
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:49,219
I'm not paying for this.
Let's go. Come on. God.

599
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,805
Well, I hope you all remember
the way you feel right now,

600
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,016
so you will never wanna feel this way again.

601
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:57,686
Chloe, your voice didn't
sound Aguilerian at all.

602
00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,731
Chloe, for serious, what is wrong with you?

603
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,191
I have nodes.

604
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:05,736
What? Oh, my God. I found out this morning.

605
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,613
What are nodes?

606
00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,198
Vocal nodules.

607
00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:12,326
The rubbing together of your vocal
cords at above-average rates

608
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,078
without proper lubrication.

609
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,330
They sit on your windpipe and
they crush your dreams.

610
00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:19,333
Isn't that painful? Why would
you keep performing?

611
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,418
Because I love to sing.

612
00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:24,088
Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor told
me not to have sex for six weeks,

613
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,380
and I did it anyway.

614
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:28,133
You should really listen to your doctor.

615
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,303
The key is early diagnosis.

616
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,223
I am living with nodes.

617
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,600
But I am a survivor.

618
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:40,395
I just have to pull back.
Because I am limited.

619
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,565
Because I have nodes.

620
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,526
AUBREY: Chloe, this is horrible.

621
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,444
Well, at least it's not herpes.

622
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:51,532
Or do you have that as well?

623
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,351
(CHUCKLES)

624
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:20,853
Hmm?

625
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,618
Jesse? Yeah.

626
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,328
I'm starving, so could you...

627
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,746
You want me to get you lunch?

628
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:41,874
You should probably lay off the burgers.

629
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,959
You're not gonna be 22 forever, you know.

630
00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:47,588
Yeah, I think I'm good.

631
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,756
He's good. You're good.

632
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:52,843
And the chess match continues.

633
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:59,516
Hey, this is my new mix,

634
00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:01,602
so if there's anything you wanted to play...

635
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,353
Yeah, okay, I'll put it on the pile.

636
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,980
Okay.

637
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,070
What's up, weirdo?

638
00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,697
Okay.

639
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:18,285
What's this? As much as I love

640
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,579
spending time with you stacking
CDs... And I do.

641
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:22,831
I love it, like, more than life.

642
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,917
...I figured we could do
some other fun things

643
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,877
that don't make us wanna
kill ourselves, right?

644
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:29,504
Yeah. So, brought some movies.

645
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:35,719
Jaws, E.T., The Breakfast Club,
Star Wars and Rocky.

646
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:38,597
Best scored and soundtracked
movies of all time.

647
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,975
That's what I wanna do when I grow
up. I wanna score movies.

648
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,936
Bring people to tears, you
know. Blow their minds.

649
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,647
I feel like only music can do that.

650
00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:48,065
Yeah.

651
00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:49,691
You must really sweep your
girlfriend off her feet.

652
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,109
I don't have a girlfriend.

653
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,361
What? No.

654
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,738
You have juice pouches and Rocky.

655
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,282
Okay, so what do you wanna watch first?

656
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,492
Wanna do something else?

657
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,245
We could relive my parents' divorce.

658
00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:02,663
Or visit a gynecologist.

659
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:04,873
What, do you not like movies or something?

660
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,542
Like, any movies? You don't...

661
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:11,129
What the hell is wrong with you?
How do you not like movies?

662
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:14,007
Not liking movies is like
not liking puppies.

663
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,551
They're fine. I just get bored
and never make it to the end.

664
00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:18,929
The endings are the best part.

665
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,890
They're predictable. Like,
the guy gets the girl,

666
00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:25,644
and that kid sees dead people and
Darth Vader is Luke's father.

667
00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:29,439
Okay, right, so you just happened to guess
the biggest cinematic reveal in history?

668
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,109
"Vader" in German means father.

669
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,695
His name is literally "Darth Father."

670
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,530
Huh.

671
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,365
So, you know German.

672
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,326
Well, now I know why you
don't like fun things.

673
00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,495
You know, you need a movie education.

674
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,914
You need a movie-cation. And
I'm gonna give it to you.

675
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,834
Yeah, in between Bella rehearsals,
which are always.

676
00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:50,836
Are you guys getting ready for the riff-off?

677
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,714
What the hell is a riff-off?

678
00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:58,135
Hit it!

679
00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,304
(ALL MIMICKING SIRENS)

680
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,306
(ALL CHEERING)

681
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,516
Welcome to the riff-off!

682
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,729
Who's ready to get vocal?

683
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,566
JUSTIN: The winners get the
greatest prize of all.

684
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,650
(MOUTHING) I'm taking you down.

685
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,485
The microphone used by Hoobastank...
(MOUTHING) I don't care.

686
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:18,155
...when they rocked out at the
Schnee Performing Arts Center.

687
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,742
Let's see our first category.

688
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:30,042
Ladies of the '80s.

689
00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:31,752
Oh!

690
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,422
(CLAPPING)

691
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:40,135
(SINGING) Oh, Mickey, you're So fine
you're so fine You blow my mind

692
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,096
Hey, Mickey Hey, Mickey

693
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:44,639
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine...

694
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,975
You're so fine and you're mine

695
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:51,938
I'll be yours till the end of time

696
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:55,525
'Cause you made me feel

697
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:59,279
Yeah, you made me feel

698
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:02,032
So shiny and new

699
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,701
Like a virgin

700
00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:05,911
Okay, guys.

701
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:11,416
Touched for the very first time

702
00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:14,336
Like the one in me That's okay

703
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:20,133
Let's see how you do it Put up your
dukes, let's get down to it!

704
00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:23,303
Hit me with your best shot

705
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:26,139
Why don't you hit me with your best shot

706
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:30,227
Hit me with your best shot

707
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,938
Fire away

708
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,315
(VOCALIZING)

709
00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:37,901
It must have been Iove

710
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,152
(ONLOOKERS JEERING)

711
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,823
But it's over now

712
00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:45,992
But it's over right now

713
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,662
The negative side effects of
medical marijuana, folks.

714
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,871
You are... (CLAPS)

715
00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:51,540
Cut off!

716
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,751
Stoney baloney. Let's check
out our next category.

717
00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:57,295
So, we just pick any song that works?

718
00:45:57,380 --> 00:46:01,174
Yeah, any song. And you
just go with it? Nice.

719
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:02,759
JUSTIN: And our next category is...

720
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,053
Songs about sex. Sex?

721
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,598
Na na na Come on

722
00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:14,438
Na na na na na Come on, come on, come on

723
00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:19,025
'Cause I may be bad But I'm
perfectly good at it

724
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:23,113
Sex in the air, I don't care
I Iove the smell of it

725
00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:26,283
Sticks and stones May break my bones

726
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:30,537
But chains and whips Excite me

727
00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:34,374
'Cause I may be bad But I'm
perfectly good at it

728
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:38,128
Sex, baby Let's talk about you and me

729
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:43,091
Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that may be

730
00:46:43,176 --> 00:46:45,051
Let's talk about sex

731
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,054
Let's talk about sex A Iittle
bit, a Iittle bit

732
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,473
Let's talk about sex, baby

733
00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:51,933
Baby, all through the night

734
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:56,730
I'll make love to you Like you want me to

735
00:46:57,231 --> 00:47:00,650
And I guess it's just the woman in you

736
00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:05,655
That brings out the man in me

737
00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:10,035
I know I can't help myself

738
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,538
You're all in the world to me

739
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,418
It feels Iike the first time

740
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:22,672
It feels Iike the very first time

741
00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:27,093
It feels Iike the first time

742
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,388
It's going down, fade to Blackstreet
The homies got RB, collab' creations

743
00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:32,849
Bump like acne, no doubt I
put it down, never slouch

744
00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:35,727
As long as my credit can vouch a dog
couldn't catch me straight up

745
00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:38,897
Tell me who can stop when Dre makin' moves
attracting honeys like a magnet

746
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:41,775
Giving 'em eargasms with my mellow accent

747
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:44,945
Still moving this flavor With the
homies Blackstreet and Teddy

748
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,614
The original rump shakers

749
00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:50,867
Keep going.

750
00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,833
Shorty get down, good Lord

751
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,671
Baby got 'em open all over town

752
00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:05,507
Strictly biz, she don't play around

753
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:09,052
Cover much ground, got game by the pound

754
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:11,263
Getting paid is her forte

755
00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:13,473
Each and every day, true player way

756
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,351
I can't get her out of my mind

757
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:17,602
Okay.

758
00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,312
I think about the girl all the time

759
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,233
I like the way you work it no diggity

760
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,443
I got to bag it up, baby

761
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:28,530
I like the way you work it No diggity

762
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,949
I got to bag it up, baby

763
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:33,910
I like the way you work it No diggity

764
00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:36,329
I got to bag it up, baby

765
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,499
I like the way you work it No diggity

766
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,376
I got to bag it up, baby

767
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:44,629
I like the way you work it No diggity

768
00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:47,090
I got to bag it up, baby

769
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,093
I like the way you work it No diggity

770
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:52,721
I got to bag it up We out

771
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,681
(ONLOOKERS CHEERING)

772
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,019
I mean, you're welcome.

773
00:49:03,024 --> 00:49:04,608
It's a tough blow, ladies.

774
00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:08,361
The word you needed to match was
"it." And you sang, "it's."

775
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:11,072
You are... (CLAPS)
ALL: Cut off!

776
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,907
Are you serious? The Trebles win!

777
00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,952
Beca, I'm sorry. You lost.

778
00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:19,789
I've never heard that rule! Ladies,
ladies, come on. Come back.

779
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,666
Sorry.

780
00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:23,543
Money in the bank.

781
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:24,836
(WHOOPS)

782
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,340
Enjoy watching us win the ICCAs.

783
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:32,802
On the TV. On a regional cable affiliate.

784
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,346
Before everybody goes to bed tonight,

785
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,097
I need you to make a list of
everything you did wrong.

786
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:38,266
I'm gonna melt that Cabbage Patch Kid.

787
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,977
Hey, guys, what we just
did was great, right?

788
00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,188
Calm your pits, Beca. We still lost.

789
00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:46,149
Yeah, but it was spontaneous.
It was awesome.

790
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,192
We were actually listening to...

791
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,652
Okay, everybody, hands in.

792
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,236
"Ah" on my count.

793
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,322
On three or after three? On three.

794
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:53,990
After three. One, two, three.

795
00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,075
That's not how we do it.

796
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,243
Oh! Why can't we figure this out?

797
00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:59,245
(MASHUP PLAYING)

798
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,833
(LOUDLY) So, I just find songs that
have the same chord progressions

799
00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:05,752
and create a track that
blends them together.

800
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,296
So, like, this is the new bass line,

801
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,591
and this is matching up downbeats.

802
00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,428
(QUIETER) Oh, I'm talking really loud.

803
00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:17,764
That's me singing.

804
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,193
(LOUDLY) This is really good.

805
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,320
(QUIETER) Now I'm the one yelling, right?

806
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,782
That is amazing, Beca.

807
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:37,826
Thanks.

808
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,037
So, I brought this over,

809
00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:44,165
because I wanna watch you watch
the end of this movie.

810
00:50:45,418 --> 00:50:47,043
And then I can die a hero.

811
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,007
Wait, actually...

812
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,594
You have a habit of making yourself
at home, did you know that?

813
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:57,804
Yeah.

814
00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:02,642
BECA: Hmm...

815
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:06,980
Okay.

816
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:08,398
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON LAPTOP)

817
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,817
The Breakfast Club. 1985.

818
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,153
Greatest ending to any movie ever.

819
00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:16,531
This song launched Simple Minds in the US.

820
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:19,117
Could have been a Billy Idol
song, but he turned it down.

821
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:20,535
Idiot.

822
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,039
Perfectly sums up the movie. It's
equally beautiful and sad.

823
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,418
That is fascinating.

824
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,669
Right?

825
00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:33,131
Tell me, what does Judd Nelson
eat for breakfast?

826
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:36,843
Oh, well, like all misunderstood
rebels, he feeds on hypocrisy.

827
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:37,969
Sure.

828
00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:41,222
And black coffee to help
with his morning dumps.

829
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:43,600
You're an idiot.

830
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,769
It's true. I'm full of fun facts.

831
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:47,937
You should let other people
tell you they're fun.

832
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:49,022
ANDREW: And an athlete.

833
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,441
ALLISON: And a basket case.

834
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,901
CLAIRE: A princess.

835
00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:54,527
BENDER: And a criminal.

836
00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:56,946
BRIAN: Does that answer your question?

837
00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:00,617
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

838
00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:07,040
You're missing the ending.

839
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,291
Sorry.

840
00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:17,383
(ROCK MUSIC STOPS)

841
00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:21,638
It's good. I'm sure the beginning is...

842
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,017
The white girl is back.

843
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,731
And I'm out.

844
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,529
Always a pleasure, Kimmy Jin.

845
00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:42,742
So... Excuse me. Excuse me.

846
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,746
(BELLAS SINGING DISCO SONG)

847
00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:57,841
(PANTING)

848
00:52:57,925 --> 00:53:00,426
I should have taken that cardio
tip more seriously.

849
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:01,678
How much have you done?

850
00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:03,054
You just saw it.

851
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:05,265
Chloe, you gotta be able
to hit that last note.

852
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,058
I can't. It's impossible.

853
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,935
And it's because of my, my nodes.

854
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,186
Her nodes. Her nodes.

855
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:13,106
Well, if you can't do it, then
someone else needs to solo.

856
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,733
I think Beca should take my solo.

857
00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:18,069
Yeah, Beca would be excellent.

858
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,865
But also, someone else might
be equally as excellent.

859
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:25,535
It's true. And they might be shy

860
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,037
and not wanna come forward and
say they wanted a solo.

861
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:31,541
Well, Beca doesn't want a solo, so...

862
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,042
I would be happy to do it

863
00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:34,794
if I got to pick a new song
and do an arrangement.

864
00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:36,713
Well, that's not how we run things here.

865
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,799
Aubrey, maybe Beca has a point. Maybe
we could try something new.

866
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:40,967
A-ca-scuse me?

867
00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:45,763
You can sing Turn the Beat Around and
that's the last I wanna hear of this.

868
00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:49,517
That song is tired. We're
not gonna win with it.

869
00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:51,185
If we pull samples from different genres

870
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:52,520
and layer them together,
we could make some...

871
00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:55,648
Okay, let me explain something to you because
you still don't seem to get it.

872
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:59,319
Our goal is to get back to the finals
and these songs will get us there.

873
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:03,948
So, excuse me if I don't take advice from
some alt-girl with her mad lib beats,

874
00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:05,909
because she's never even
been in competition.

875
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:07,285
Have I made myself clear?

876
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,662
Crystal. I won't solo.

877
00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:11,372
Fine.

878
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,708
Fat Amy? Yes, sir?

879
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,084
You'll solo.

880
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:16,252
(EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)

881
00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:19,631
Yes! Yes.

882
00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:37,774
(SINGERS VOCALIZING)

883
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,194
(SINGING AMUSING POP SONG)

884
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,403
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

885
00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:46,491
The 2012 southeastern regional competition
has officially begun.

886
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,701
Yes, I'm Gail Abernathy McCadd,

887
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,245
and to my right is fellow a
cappella alum John Smith

888
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:54,165
and we are live from Carolina University.

889
00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,501
It's a new season for a cappella.

890
00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:59,504
The regionals begin the long
road to Lincoln Center

891
00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:02,465
where all of these youngsters
hope to one day win a trophy

892
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:04,550
by making music with their mouths.

893
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:15,770
(CONTINUE SINGING)

894
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:19,899
A cappella out of sock puppets? Genius.

895
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,276
BECA: Yeah, look at the black
one with the white sock.

896
00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:23,486
CYNTHIA ROSE: It's making a statement.

897
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,239
There's no craft there. Watching
them will make you worse.

898
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:27,907
At least they're different.

899
00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:33,162
And the Sockappellas, once again proving

900
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,958
that it doesn't get better for
everyone after high school.

901
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:39,252
(CONTINUE SINGING)

902
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:50,930
Do we clap?

903
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,098
No, we don't. Never.

904
00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,770
Hands in.

905
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,858
Remember, "ah" on three.

906
00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:03,526
One, two...

907
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:04,902
(ALL SINGING ASYNCHRONOUSLY)
Wait, you said we'd...

908
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,196
I'm sorry.

909
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,115
It's okay, it's gonna be okay. Okay.

910
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,075
Let's give it up for the Barden Bellas!

911
00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:16,205
Wow.

912
00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:22,628
This does not look like the fresh-faced nubile
Bellas that we have come to know.

913
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:26,174
Is it me or are those skirts
just not working anymore?

914
00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:27,925
You're walking the line, John.

915
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:31,554
It's a nice surprise to see
the Bellas mixing it up.

916
00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:35,016
It's refreshing, yet displeasing to the eye.

917
00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,063
(PLAYS NOTE)

918
00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:43,941
One, two, three, four.

919
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:46,486
(ALL VOCALIZING)

920
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,577
(SINGING MELLOW POP SONG)

921
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,245
GAIL: The Barden Bellas bringing back

922
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:59,082
the same song they sang
at last year's finals.

923
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:02,251
And all eyes will be on senior Aubrey Posen.

924
00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:04,253
She could toss some cookies at any moment.

925
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:30,446
GAIL: And she makes it through,
folks. No cookie toss.

926
00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:37,286
(SONG ENDS)

927
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:38,955
(ALL VOCALIZING)

928
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:48,756
(SINGING SOFT ROCK BALLAD)

929
00:57:55,764 --> 00:57:58,975
John, a change of pace could not come soon
enough here for the Barden Bellas.

930
00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:01,769
This is not a great way
to start their season.

931
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:07,150
Yeah, this number is like an elephant
dart to the public's face.

932
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:10,194
(CONTINUES SINGING)

933
00:58:10,279 --> 00:58:15,992
(SINGING DISCO SONG)

934
00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:17,118
Oh, yeah!

935
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:22,957
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

936
00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:26,252
(SINGING LEAD VOCALS)

937
00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:52,278
(ALL VOCALIZING)

938
00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,409
(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)

939
00:58:58,493 --> 00:58:59,493
Yes.

940
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:02,079
(WHOOPS)

941
00:59:07,002 --> 00:59:08,794
MAN: Yeah, Fat Amy.

942
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,421
Boo!

943
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:13,591
GAIL: The Barden Bellas went deep into
the archive for that song, John.

944
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,927
I remember singing it with
my own a cappella group.

945
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,470
And what group was that, Gail?

946
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,763
The Minstrel Cycles, John.

947
00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,098
Well, that's an unfortunate name.

948
00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:24,477
EMCEE: Thank you. Really incredible.

949
00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:27,438
The Barden Bellas. Thank you.

950
00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,443
(MOUTHING) That was great.

951
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,569
EMCEE: Amazing.

952
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:36,572
You know, there must be something in the
water over there at Barden University,

953
00:59:36,657 --> 00:59:38,157
'cause this next group is also from Barden.

954
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:43,037
Ladies and gentlemen, the Barden
University Treblemakers.

955
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:47,083
Here we go, the Barden Treblemakers. They're
on the trail for Lincoln Center, huh?

956
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,210
Absolutely, they always are, Gail.

957
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:52,088
My favorite, and everyone's favorite.

958
00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:55,424
Now it says here in my notes that
their front man Bumper Allen

959
00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:59,095
has recently released his own
line of sports sandals.

960
01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,014
Shh!

961
01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:05,935
(ALL VOCALIZING)

962
01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:09,730
(SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)

963
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:31,460
Boy, the bad boys of a cappella
have just gotten badder.

964
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:32,670
Whoo! That's right, John.

965
01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:35,798
I'm gonna have to excuse myself
to freshen up the downtown.

966
01:00:35,882 --> 01:00:37,049
Can I help?

967
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:39,093
(CONTINUE SINGING)

968
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:06,329
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment
we've all been waiting for.

969
01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:09,749
The results of tonight's
regional competition.

970
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,752
In third place, the Sockappellas!

971
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,007
Yeah, lucky you. In second place,

972
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:21,969
and advancing to this year's semi-finals,
the Barden Bellas.

973
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:23,512
Yeah.

974
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:25,765
Yes!

975
01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:27,266
Awesome.

976
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,976
Oh, nice. Nice.

977
01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,186
Hey, ugh!

978
01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:33,356
And the winner of tonight's
regional competition,

979
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,649
defending their crown, ladies and gentlemen,

980
01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:38,235
the Barden University Treblemakers!

981
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,737
MAN: Way to go, Trebles.

982
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,617
Yes! Yes!

983
01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,454
That's right!

984
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:51,248
(MEN VOCALIZING)

985
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,545
(SINGING RAP SONG)

986
01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:25,991
(TREBLEMAKERS CHEERING)

987
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:29,078
I'm willing to sign breasts.
Yes! I'm willing to sign...

988
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:32,998
Oh, look who it is. Old dudes.

989
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:34,834
(SING-SONG) Get a life.

990
01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,710
Sonic boom.

991
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:38,421
Just 'cause we graduated a few years ago,

992
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:41,382
doesn't mean we can't still get off performing
our oral magic, all right?

993
01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:42,466
Oral magic?

994
01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:44,468
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, buddy.

995
01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:45,928
Are you looking for what I
think you're looking for?

996
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,346
BUMPER: Yeah, a fight? You
looking for a fight?

997
01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:49,140
Please, please. Please say you're
looking for a fight.

998
01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:52,101
Please, please say you're
looking for a fight.

999
01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,437
Yes! I will fight.

1000
01:02:54,521 --> 01:02:56,689
I would fight him,

1001
01:02:56,773 --> 01:03:00,860
but I tore a quad within the
midst of the dance...

1002
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,195
Hey, Gandhi. Hey, you, are
we doing this or what?

1003
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,280
Hit me. What?

1004
01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:05,489
Let's get it on!

1005
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,617
Mmm-mmm.

1006
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:11,328
I've wrestled crocodiles and
dingoes simultaneously.

1007
01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:12,621
Come here!
JESSE: Why do you want me to hit you?

1008
01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:13,747
I don't wanna do that.

1009
01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:16,125
I need to feel something. Hit
me as hard as you can.

1010
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,919
Hit me hard. Take this. Take this.
I want you to hit me with it.

1011
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:21,046
I'm just gonna... I'm just
gonna check on them.

1012
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:24,341
The kraken has been unleashed.
Feel the Fat Amy force!

1013
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,137
Hey.

1014
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,890
Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

1015
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,641
Oh!

1016
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,934
That's fantastic!

1017
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,728
Amy, don't. Amy! Feel the fat power.

1018
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,189
Fat Amy! Kick me in the balls!

1019
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:40,691
BECA: Amy!

1020
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:43,652
Give me the sharp weapon, I
wanna put it up his butt!

1021
01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:45,571
Ooh! Cherry on top.

1022
01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:49,533
(ALL GASP)

1023
01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:52,453
Which way are you running?

1024
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,246
This way. This way. All right.

1025
01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:55,956
MAN: Beautiful.

1026
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:57,416
Amy!

1027
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:58,751
Vertical running.

1028
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,503
AMY: I'm vertical running.

1029
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,964
Hey, Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby.

1030
01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:07,301
Hey, you know you just have to say,
"Hey, Million Dollar Baby."

1031
01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:10,137
You don't have to reference
the specific actress.

1032
01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:12,389
Damn. Prison changed you.

1033
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,683
Thanks for bailing me out.

1034
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:15,768
Well, I didn't.

1035
01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,603
You called my dad?

1036
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,772
I know, I know, but they were putting
you in handcuffs, Bec.

1037
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:20,940
It looked pretty serious.

1038
01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:22,525
That doesn't mean you call my dad.

1039
01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:24,735
Who else was I gonna call? Okay,
why are you yelling at me?

1040
01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:25,903
I'm the only one here.

1041
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,905
I didn't ask you to be.

1042
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:29,823
I was just trying to help you.

1043
01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:32,243
I don't need your help, you're
not my boyfriend.

1044
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,161
Got it.

1045
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:36,080
Dad, it's not a big deal.
Yeah, it's a big deal.

1046
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:37,706
I get a call in the middle of the night

1047
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:40,834
saying my daughter's been arrested
for destruction of property.

1048
01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:43,629
It was a misunderstanding and
I was protecting my friends.

1049
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,298
I was putting myself out
there. Making memories.

1050
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:49,885
If you think I'm paying for you to
go to LA after a stunt like this,

1051
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,428
I'm not. Get in the car.

1052
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,556
You're not even gonna hear what
I have to say about this?

1053
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,391
No, not tonight. Just get in.

1054
01:05:07,529 --> 01:05:08,654
ALL: Hey!

1055
01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:11,407
AMY: What up, Shawshank?

1056
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:12,783
Did you get yourself a bitch?

1057
01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:14,159
Did they spray you with a hose?

1058
01:05:14,786 --> 01:05:16,662
(QUIETLY) I did a turn at County.

1059
01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,206
You guys waited up for me?

1060
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,666
Of course we waited up for you.

1061
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:24,920
They've been here for hours. It's
a real inconvenience, Beca.

1062
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:28,591
Beca, I'm glad you're here.

1063
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,302
I'm calling an emergency Bella meeting.

1064
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:32,511
No.

1065
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,555
First up... Yes.

1066
01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:37,266
Our score sheet revealed that the
Sockappellas almost beat us.

1067
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:40,936
And Fat Amy, you need to do it exactly
how we rehearsed it, okay?

1068
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:42,021
No surprises.

1069
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,315
We should be taking risks. It's
not enough to be good,

1070
01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:46,108
we need to put ourselves
out there, be different.

1071
01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:49,111
Beca's right. The Trebles never
sing the same song twice.

1072
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,447
The audience love the Trebles,
they tolerate us.

1073
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:54,617
We could change the face
of a cappella if we...

1074
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,869
Oh, my God, that sounded so queerballs.
What's happening to me?

1075
01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:00,956
Let me show you this arrangement
I've been working on.

1076
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:02,791
CHLOE: I didn't know you
were into this stuff.

1077
01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:03,917
Yeah.

1078
01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:09,089
Okay, I have the pitch pipe, and I say that
we focus on the set list as planned.

1079
01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:12,676
From now on, there will be no
more wasting time with work

1080
01:06:12,761 --> 01:06:16,305
or school or boyfriends or partners.

1081
01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:18,474
Sorry, Cynthia Rose.

1082
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,852
But Aubrey, this stuff is
pretty cool. I mean...

1083
01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:24,104
Okay. Rehearsal tomorrow, 8:00 a.m. sharp.

1084
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:28,067
(DANCE MASHUP PLAYING)

1085
01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:37,701
Hey!

1086
01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:42,414
This is my track! You're playing
my song right now!

1087
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:45,209
That is awesome! You like it?

1088
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:48,128
You put it on the radio! That is amazing!

1089
01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,172
It's a sick beat.

1090
01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:53,300
Yeah, I always thought her
beats were pretty sick.

1091
01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:56,387
Hey, Becky, listen, spring break, I
want you to take the night shift.

1092
01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:57,513
Play your music.

1093
01:06:58,390 --> 01:07:02,601
The DJ at the Garage does a brilliant version
of this, but yours? It's better.

1094
01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:04,186
Yeah, it is.

1095
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:07,439
I'm gonna listen to her tonight. I think
you should... You should come with.

1096
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,066
I have a thing.

1097
01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,193
Flight attendant training?

1098
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:15,114
It's Barden Bellas. I have
the semi-finals tonight.

1099
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:19,201
Really? I did not have you pegged
as an a cappella girl.

1100
01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,203
That's 'cause you don't
know Becky like I do.

1101
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:22,705
See you tonight.

1102
01:07:40,098 --> 01:07:42,474
Okay, don't you flat-butts
worry, I got this.

1103
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,309
I'm just gonna pump and dump.

1104
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,520
BUMPER: I don't care what you say.

1105
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:49,523
Sisqó live, best performance
ever, I've ever seen.

1106
01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,400
"Thong Song" isn't his only hit. Yeah.

1107
01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:56,155
All right? That's serious.

1108
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,364
Yo, Bump, is that Fat Amy?

1109
01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,075
Donald, slow down! Slow down!

1110
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,910
Yeah! All right!

1111
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,038
Hey, Amy? Sabotage!

1112
01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,625
(TREBLEMAKERS EXCLAIM TRIUMPHANTLY)

1113
01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,546
I've been shot.

1114
01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,217
I've just been shot! Help me.

1115
01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:18,677
Fat Amy!

1116
01:08:19,471 --> 01:08:21,096
They shot Amy!

1117
01:08:21,181 --> 01:08:23,015
I've got you. I've got you.

1118
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:28,270
No, no, no. I'm talking, I'm
talking... I'm sitting up.

1119
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:30,189
All right. Cool.
AMY: There's no need for that.

1120
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:32,065
No mouth to mouth.

1121
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:35,694
Oh, shit. Bumper threw a
big-ass burrito at me.

1122
01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:40,741
I'm gonna kill him, I swear. I'm gonna
finish him like a cheesecake.

1123
01:08:54,214 --> 01:08:55,839
(HUMMING)

1124
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,726
You've got yourself a little
something there.

1125
01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:10,395
Just leave it. It fuels my hate fire.

1126
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,284
(CHLOE SINGING BOUNCY POP SONG)

1127
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:40,968
(SINGING ALONG)

1128
01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:51,520
Oh, my God.

1129
01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:56,567
(ALL CONTINUE SINGING)

1130
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:03,323
(SINGING ALONG)

1131
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:22,000
akumenang.com

1132
01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:23,969
It's a... It's... (ENGINE SPUTTERING)

1133
01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:27,347
Oh.

1134
01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:29,141
What the hell?

1135
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:33,645
Um... It's pretty cool, actually. I think
we're just running out of gas.

1136
01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:35,939
No, that can't be. You just filled the tank.

1137
01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,816
Yeah, I did.

1138
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:43,822
And, yet, maybe I didn't, because
I got hit by flying Mexican food.

1139
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:49,202
(ENGINE STOPS)

1140
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,787
AMY: And we're out.

1141
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:52,956
A-ca-scuse me?

1142
01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,708
A-ca-believe it.

1143
01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:57,169
AMY: Man, what are we gonna do?

1144
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,337
Maybe we could call...

1145
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:01,632
No, don't even say it, Chloe. How dare you?

1146
01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:04,843
Oh, no, actually that is a really good
idea. I've got Bumper's number.

1147
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:07,262
Why do you have Bumper's number?

1148
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:11,642
Uh...

1149
01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:17,522
(BEATBOXING)

1150
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,650
So, Bellas,

1151
01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:24,363
what boring, estrogen-filled set have
you prepared for us this evening?

1152
01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:26,323
AMY: Excuse me?

1153
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,451
But you guys are gonna get
pitch-slapped so hard

1154
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,161
your man boobs are gonna concave.

1155
01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:33,747
(BEATBOXING)

1156
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,249
Nine miles, guys.

1157
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,543
(BEATBOXING QUIETLY)

1158
01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:47,886
That's pretty good.

1159
01:11:49,389 --> 01:11:51,390
I set fires to feel joy.

1160
01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:54,059
That's adorable.

1161
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,563
(ALL VOCALIZING)

1162
01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:06,571
(SINGING UPBEAT DISCO SONG)

1163
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,873
Five minutes, Bellas.

1164
01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:18,834
Where did he come from? Shh!

1165
01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:22,587
It's over. There's no way we can beat
the Footnotes and the Trebles.

1166
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:28,468
(CONTINUES SINGING)

1167
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,612
(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)

1168
01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:54,202
Whoo! That little peanut can sing.

1169
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:57,581
He really can. It sounds to me, though, Gail,
like his boys haven't dropped yet,

1170
01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:58,874
if you know what I mean.

1171
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,502
If you mean his testicles, then
I do, John. I do. I really do.

1172
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:03,962
AUBREY: A-ca-huddle, now.

1173
01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:07,716
The top two teams go to the finals, so
we just have to beat one of them.

1174
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:12,471
And if we do it exactly how we rehearsed
it, we will get there, okay? Exactly.

1175
01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:16,558
Hands in.

1176
01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:19,352
STACIE: On three or after three?

1177
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:21,146
Screw it. Let's just do it.

1178
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,815
Put your hands together
for the Barden Bellas!

1179
01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:27,027
JOHN: Okay, the Bellas are coming out.

1180
01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:31,490
Another step in this competition and...

1181
01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:34,743
One, two, three, four...

1182
01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:37,037
(ALL VOCALIZING)

1183
01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:39,539
JOHN: Here we go again.

1184
01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:41,541
GAIL: Looks like they're sticking
with what they know.

1185
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,795
(SINGING MELLOW POP SONG)

1186
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:04,606
(HARMONIZES WITH DANCE SONG)

1187
01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:23,041
(SINGING MELLOW POP SONG)

1188
01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:26,086
(SINGING DANCE SONG)

1189
01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:29,047
(SINGING DANCE SONG)
(SINGING MELLOW POP SONG)

1190
01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:30,924
JOHN: A little tension on the stage tonight.

1191
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:32,384
GAIL: Claws are out.

1192
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:36,138
This is just friendly collegiate fun.

1193
01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:39,099
It's a tough competition, but we're
all here to have a good time.

1194
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:42,519
That's right, John. But a mistake can
haunt you for the rest of your life

1195
01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,687
and affect your children.

1196
01:14:44,564 --> 01:14:46,606
(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)

1197
01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:53,196
What the hell, Beca? Were you
trying to screw us up?

1198
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,531
Are you serious?

1199
01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:56,783
Newsflash. This isn't the Beca show.

1200
01:14:56,868 --> 01:14:59,327
Okay, I'm sorry that I messed you up,

1201
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:02,289
but in case you hadn't noticed, everybody
pretty much dozed off during our set.

1202
01:15:02,415 --> 01:15:05,000
It's not your job to decide what
we do and when we do it.

1203
01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:09,254
Why don't you ask the rest of the group how
they felt about your little improvisation?

1204
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,383
Amy?

1205
01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:19,181
It was cool. But it did take
us a little bit by surprise.

1206
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:21,057
Yeah, a lot by surprise.

1207
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:22,851
A little.

1208
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,021
I told you she wasn't a
Bella. Aubrey, don't.

1209
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,356
No, that's okay. You don't have to pretend

1210
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,317
you're allowed to have a
say in the group, right?

1211
01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:33,028
Your attitude sucks. You're
a grade-A pain in my ass,

1212
01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,362
and I know you're hooking up with Jesse.

1213
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,781
Whoa. Whoa. Aubrey, calm down.
We're not hooking up, I swear.

1214
01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:40,702
Jesus Christ! That's perfect. Of
course you're here right now.

1215
01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:44,080
I don't need your help,
okay? Can you back off?

1216
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:46,499
BENJI: Trebles. Time to bring the pain.

1217
01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:50,629
If this is what I get for trying...

1218
01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,925
BENJI: Beca? Beca, wait.

1219
01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:01,348
Aubrey, it actually went really well.

1220
01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:02,724
Chloe, stop!

1221
01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:04,559
Excuse me. Oh, my God. Okay.

1222
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:08,563
Beca? Beca, wait.

1223
01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:24,955
JOHN: And the Treblemakers
seal the deal tonight.

1224
01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:28,625
GAIL: Unfortunately, Barden's other
group, the Bellas, do not advance,

1225
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:33,505
and senior Aubrey Posen loses her chance to
redeem herself from last year's Pukegate.

1226
01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:37,634
(KNOCKING)

1227
01:16:41,973 --> 01:16:43,723
KIMMY: Happy spring break.

1228
01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:45,392
Thanks.

1229
01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:39,154
(INAUDIBLE)

1230
01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:14,898
BRIAN: (ON LAPTOP) In the simplest terms,
in the most convenient definitions.

1231
01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:19,027
But what we found out is that each
one of us is a brain. (GASPS)

1232
01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,695
ANDREW: And an athlete.

1233
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,655
ALLISON: And a basket case.

1234
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:23,907
CLAIRE: A princess.

1235
01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,617
BENDER: And a criminal.
(SOBBING)

1236
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,036
BRIAN: Does that answer your question?

1237
01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:31,581
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

1238
01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:34,584
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1239
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,637
Oh, my God.

1240
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,807
Okay.

1241
01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:02,570
We are from the Collegiate
A Cappella Association.

1242
01:19:02,655 --> 01:19:06,324
It has come to our attention
that you are not in college.

1243
01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:08,410
Is this your mother?
(CLEARS THROAT)

1244
01:19:12,957 --> 01:19:14,374
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1245
01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:17,627
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

1246
01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:21,297
This is Aubrey Posen.

1247
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:27,178
Yes, thank you, sir.

1248
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,474
I look forward to seeing you
again at Lincoln Center.

1249
01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:34,978
Yes!

1250
01:19:38,232 --> 01:19:39,774
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1251
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:44,487
(MOUTHING)

1252
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,157
(ALL LAUGHING)

1253
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:48,366
Ah.

1254
01:19:48,701 --> 01:19:50,076
Aubrey?

1255
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,205
(BEATBOXING)

1256
01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:00,503
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1257
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:02,130
(CHUCKLES)

1258
01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,756
I'm all in, bitches.

1259
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,051
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1260
01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:16,978
(ALL CHEERING)

1261
01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:21,524
Okay. The a-ca-gods have looked down on us
and they have given us a second chance.

1262
01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:22,817
Shalom!

1263
01:20:22,902 --> 01:20:23,985
I texted Beca.

1264
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:25,278
You did what?

1265
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:26,404
She makes us better.

1266
01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:28,490
That's not an opinion for
you to have, Chloe.

1267
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,158
Why? Because it's not yours?

1268
01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,826
You're not always right, you know.

1269
01:20:31,911 --> 01:20:33,661
We will win without her.

1270
01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:47,425
Jesse, I know you're in there. I can smell
popcorn. (MOVIE PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

1271
01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:50,595
Jesse, come on. Open up.

1272
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:02,732
Hey. I tried to call you. I left
you a bunch of messages.

1273
01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,275
Yeah, I got them.

1274
01:21:05,528 --> 01:21:06,653
I'm sorry that we fought.

1275
01:21:06,737 --> 01:21:09,322
I was mad and I overreacted and I'm just...

1276
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,615
Aubrey makes me crazy.

1277
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:11,908
Seriously?

1278
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,286
You think I'm mad because you yelled at me?

1279
01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:17,247
No, I know...

1280
01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:20,750
No, you don't. You think
you know, but you don't.

1281
01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:26,005
You push away anyone who could possibly
care about you. Why is that?

1282
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:28,925
I don't know.

1283
01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,971
Well, you better figure it out
because I'm done with...

1284
01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:35,265
Whatever this is.

1285
01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:36,808
Jesse... I'm done.

1286
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:41,479
(SIGHS)

1287
01:21:54,285 --> 01:21:55,493
Women.

1288
01:21:55,995 --> 01:21:57,078
Yeah.

1289
01:21:59,373 --> 01:22:00,582
Okay, stop.

1290
01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:02,333
What is happening to us?

1291
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:05,420
Chloe, you sound like you
smoke three packs a day.

1292
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,964
Stacie, you are so behind on choreography.

1293
01:22:08,048 --> 01:22:11,759
And Jessica and Ashley, it is like you
haven't been here all year long.

1294
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:12,885
Aubrey, really?

1295
01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:14,262
We've literally been here the whole time.

1296
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:17,348
Aubrey, please, just give us a break.

1297
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:19,601
It's kind of not the same
without everyone here.

1298
01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:21,019
We need Beca.

1299
01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:23,062
Maybe if Aubrey loosened
the reins a little bit.

1300
01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:24,355
Okay, shut it, Chloe!

1301
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:25,440
Whoa!

1302
01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,192
Oh, I'm sorry. That was rude.

1303
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:31,571
Chloe, could you please get your head
out of your ass? It's not a hat.

1304
01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:32,697
(HUFFS)

1305
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,576
A-ca-awkward.

1306
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:38,620
Again.

1307
01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:39,787
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1308
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:46,711
No one was more surprised than me,
but I really liked those girls.

1309
01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:49,922
And you thought quitting was the answer?

1310
01:22:50,007 --> 01:22:52,050
Seriously? You can say that to me?

1311
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,427
Oh, come on, Bec, that's so unfair.

1312
01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:58,306
Look, your mom and I, we didn't work.

1313
01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:01,476
But I tried so hard to make
things right between us.

1314
01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,645
But you, you just shut me out.

1315
01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:06,981
Yeah, well, I shut everybody out.
Don't take it personally.

1316
01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:08,191
It's just easier.

1317
01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:10,735
It's also really lonely.

1318
01:23:15,074 --> 01:23:16,074
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1319
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,409
What do I do?

1320
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:20,745
Well, that's up to you.

1321
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,334
Trebles, listen up!

1322
01:23:26,877 --> 01:23:29,545
If this is about the Bellas getting
into the finals, we already know.

1323
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:31,297
I don't give a crap about
those dumb bitches.

1324
01:23:31,382 --> 01:23:34,342
Because I'm being brought up
to the musical big leagues.

1325
01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:35,426
What are you talking about?

1326
01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:39,263
John Mayer just asked me, personally,
through an assistant,

1327
01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,141
to sing backup on his (SING-SONG) new CD.

1328
01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:46,729
I leave for Los Angeles in a few
hours, so I gotta get going.

1329
01:23:46,814 --> 01:23:49,023
But Bumper, what about the ICCAs?
They're this weekend.

1330
01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:54,487
Hmm. Sorry, buddies, but I won that shit
like 100 times, so I'm out of here.

1331
01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:57,365
Got a collarless leather jacket
to buy. Maybe some aviators.

1332
01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:59,075
I might get an earring, I don't know.

1333
01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:02,370
It's Los Angeles. This is exciting
stuff. My life rules!

1334
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,998
Bumper's a jerk. All right, I said it. Yeah.

1335
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,126
Well, he's a jerk that we
need to replace. Yeah.

1336
01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:09,877
DONALD: Pronto dente.

1337
01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:11,963
You know he writes his own fan mail.

1338
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,929
Spot opened up, and it's
yours if you want it.

1339
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:23,558
Just one condition. Promise
me you won't get all weird.

1340
01:24:23,642 --> 01:24:27,019
We're just a group of guys singing
a bunch of covers of songs, okay?

1341
01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:29,939
If you get weird, they will definitely
not let you stay.

1342
01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:33,568
Deal. Although I don't know
what you mean by weird.

1343
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,279
Got it.

1344
01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:39,615
I have been there for you for so many years,
and all you do is treat me like...

1345
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,493
All right, no, okay, just shut up! Everyone!

1346
01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:46,372
Come on, I joined this group so I could hang
out with a bunch of really cool chicks.

1347
01:24:46,457 --> 01:24:48,583
And also 'cause I was really
sick of all my boyfriends

1348
01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,835
and I need to get away from that.

1349
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,880
But this is some serious horseshit.

1350
01:24:54,882 --> 01:24:57,675
What's that smell? Stinks everywhere.

1351
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,303
I don't wanna be like the old Bellas.

1352
01:25:00,387 --> 01:25:02,722
Yeah, I wanna be how we are now.

1353
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,475
(QUIETLY) Me, too.

1354
01:25:05,559 --> 01:25:06,976
We should have listened to Beca.

1355
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,770
Oh, so it's my fault?

1356
01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:09,854
That's not what I'm saying.

1357
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,148
No, no, no, that's what you're
all thinking, isn't it?

1358
01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:16,152
That I'm the jerk. I am the
girl obsessed with winning.

1359
01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:19,614
Aubrey, you're too controlling
and it's gonna ruin all of us.

1360
01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:22,825
You know what, I can lose
control if I want to.

1361
01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:26,954
I can let go. This time I'm
not gonna choke it down.

1362
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:28,331
Hmm?

1363
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,833
(AUBREY GAGGING)

1364
01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:37,131
(BELLAS SCREAM)

1365
01:25:37,216 --> 01:25:40,218
Come on, bring it! You can
do better than that!

1366
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:41,594
That's all you got?

1367
01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:44,096
Enough! Enough!

1368
01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:49,477
We could have been champions!

1369
01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:53,648
Give me the pitch pipe, you bitch!

1370
01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,691
Give it to me!

1371
01:25:55,776 --> 01:25:56,776
(ALL SCREAMING)

1372
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:59,779
Give it to me! Give it to me!

1373
01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:00,905
Never!

1374
01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,490
I'll protect you. I'll protect you.

1375
01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:03,908
Hands off the goodies!

1376
01:26:07,579 --> 01:26:08,579
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

1377
01:26:18,757 --> 01:26:20,591
Move, you bitches!

1378
01:26:27,724 --> 01:26:28,808
Guys!

1379
01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:31,769
Guys, stop! What is going on?

1380
01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:43,155
Nothing. Nothing. This
is a Bellas rehearsal.

1381
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,575
I know. I just

1382
01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:49,120
wanted to say that I'm sorry.

1383
01:26:51,290 --> 01:26:53,374
What I did was a really dick move

1384
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:56,878
and I shouldn't have changed the
set without asking you guys.

1385
01:26:56,962 --> 01:26:58,462
And I definitely shouldn't have left.

1386
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:02,383
I let you guys down and I'm really sorry.

1387
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,387
And...

1388
01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,434
Aubrey, if you would have
me, I want back in.

1389
01:27:33,332 --> 01:27:35,333
(DRAGS CHAIR NOISILY)

1390
01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,792
(WHISPERING) Aubrey.

1391
01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:47,887
Wait.

1392
01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:49,764
Thank you. That would have
been embarrassing.

1393
01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:54,477
Beca, I know that I've been
hard on you, okay?

1394
01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:59,106
I know that I have been
hard on everyone here.

1395
01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:03,069
But I am my father's daughter.

1396
01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:09,784
(VOICE BREAKING) And he always said,
"If at first you don't succeed,

1397
01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:13,704
"pack your bags."

1398
01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:19,293
Jesus. That's really crazy.

1399
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:23,965
I get it. Mine gets on me, too.

1400
01:28:24,049 --> 01:28:25,883
Not like that, but...

1401
01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:29,553
I guess we don't really know
that much about each other.

1402
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:32,848
About most of you, really.

1403
01:28:33,392 --> 01:28:37,144
Well, I'll confess something that
none of you know about me.

1404
01:28:37,229 --> 01:28:38,688
(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)

1405
01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:40,189
I have a lot of sex.

1406
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,565
Yeah, we know, Stacie.

1407
01:28:42,734 --> 01:28:44,026
Only 'cause I just told you.

1408
01:28:44,111 --> 01:28:45,236
This is a good idea.

1409
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:48,447
That was a pretty bad example,
but this is a good idea.

1410
01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:52,827
Why don't we all go around the room,

1411
01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:57,748
and we can all say something about
ourselves that nobody else knows.

1412
01:28:58,417 --> 01:29:00,543
Okay, I got something.

1413
01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:03,713
This is hard for me to admit to you guys.

1414
01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:07,550
I think we all know where this
is going. Let's be honest.

1415
01:29:09,052 --> 01:29:13,806
Well, for the last two years,
I've had a serious

1416
01:29:14,599 --> 01:29:15,725
gambling problem.

1417
01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:17,268
What? What?

1418
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:19,520
It started when I broke
up with my girlfriend.

1419
01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:21,605
Whoomp! There it is.

1420
01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:26,944
(MOUTHING) I still love you.

1421
01:29:31,992 --> 01:29:33,451
BECA: Anyone else?

1422
01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,414
(QUIETLY) I ate my twin in the womb.

1423
01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:41,417
What?

1424
01:29:44,755 --> 01:29:45,796
Okay.

1425
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:48,883
Fat Amy?

1426
01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:51,093
I'm an open book.

1427
01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:53,721
I mean, for God's sake, you
guys all call me Fat Amy.

1428
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:59,935
See, I guess I'm just not really living
if I'm not being 100 % honest.

1429
01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:05,524
And my real name is Fat Patricia.

1430
01:30:06,777 --> 01:30:08,069
WOMAN: What?

1431
01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:13,199
Okay. I've never been one of those girls

1432
01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:17,828
who had a lot of friends who
were girls. And I do now.

1433
01:30:19,456 --> 01:30:21,165
And that's pretty cool.

1434
01:30:24,169 --> 01:30:26,754
So, that's me. Someone else please go.

1435
01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:30,007
Okay.

1436
01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:38,432
Over spring break, I made the courageous
decision to remove my nodes.

1437
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:39,683
(GASPS)

1438
01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:44,939
I know. The doctor said that I
can't sing above a G-sharp,

1439
01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:47,274
maybe ever.

1440
01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:51,028
(SOBBING) I thought the season was over.

1441
01:30:54,991 --> 01:30:57,201
It's okay. It's okay.

1442
01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:02,540
Beca, what do we do?

1443
01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:13,592
I'm sorry.

1444
01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:15,511
Maybe not here.

1445
01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:19,431
All right. Let's remix this business.

1446
01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:25,020
Aubrey, would you pick
a song for us, please?

1447
01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:27,606
Bruno Mars, Just The Way You Are.

1448
01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:32,444
Okay. Chloe, are you okay to take the lead?

1449
01:31:32,529 --> 01:31:33,571
Yeah.

1450
01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:40,202
(VOCALIZING)

1451
01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:04,059
(SINGING POP BALLAD)

1452
01:32:16,114 --> 01:32:18,324
(HARMONIZES WITH R&B SONG)

1453
01:32:33,632 --> 01:32:35,883
(JOINS IN SINGING R&B SONG)

1454
01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:19,343
Hands in.

1455
01:33:23,390 --> 01:33:25,432
ALL: One, two...

1456
01:33:25,517 --> 01:33:26,767
(ALL SINGING TOGETHER)
(SINGING LOW NOTE)

1457
01:33:27,227 --> 01:33:28,435
What was that?

1458
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,187
I don't know, I've never
made that sound before.

1459
01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:33,107
Yo, but with your messed up vocal cords,
you could hit the bass notes.

1460
01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:35,192
Do you know what that means?

1461
01:33:35,277 --> 01:33:36,485
Yes, Lilly?

1462
01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,696
I think I have something
that can help us out.

1463
01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:42,032
Excuse me, bitch, you don't need to shout.

1464
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:44,159
Okay, don't get mouthy.

1465
01:33:46,955 --> 01:33:48,998
(SINGERS VOCALIZING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

1466
01:33:51,626 --> 01:33:53,585
(PERFORMING VOCAL WARM-UP)

1467
01:33:56,256 --> 01:33:58,757
Ah!

1468
01:33:59,676 --> 01:34:00,968
JOHN: Welcome to the finals

1469
01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:04,930
of the 2012 International Championship
of Collegiate A Cappella.

1470
01:34:05,515 --> 01:34:09,101
Lincoln Center is proud to welcome back
all of these young hopefuls tonight

1471
01:34:09,185 --> 01:34:12,813
who are hoping to win a trophy by
making music with their mouths.

1472
01:34:12,897 --> 01:34:14,898
(INAUDIBLE)

1473
01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:23,198
JOHN: This is gonna be a big
night, and I tell you, Gail,

1474
01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:26,160
if you can just shut your eyes.
GAIL: I'm doing it.

1475
01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:29,371
Shut your eyes and get rid
of all the a-ca-politics,

1476
01:34:29,581 --> 01:34:33,834
then you can remember that being at
Lincoln Center, in the Big Apple,

1477
01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:38,589
and singing on this storied stage is the
dream of every a cappella singer.

1478
01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:40,382
GAIL: You said it, John.

1479
01:34:43,845 --> 01:34:47,097
(MAN SINGING GLAM-ROCK SONG)

1480
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:50,017
(ALL VOCALIZING)

1481
01:34:53,980 --> 01:34:56,023
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1482
01:34:56,107 --> 01:35:00,402
The University of Virginia Hullabahoos,
Iadies and gentlemen.

1483
01:35:01,404 --> 01:35:02,404
There they are.

1484
01:35:02,489 --> 01:35:04,281
TREBLEMAKERS: One, two, three, swag!

1485
01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:08,786
EMCEE: Welcome back to the International
Championship of Collegiate A Cappella.

1486
01:35:09,412 --> 01:35:14,124
This next group, they need no introduction,
but I'll do it anyway!

1487
01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:17,878
Hey.

1488
01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:19,004
Good luck.

1489
01:35:19,756 --> 01:35:21,882
Thanks. You, too.

1490
01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,718
...the Barden University Treblemakers!

1491
01:35:24,803 --> 01:35:26,970
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1492
01:35:33,269 --> 01:35:36,063
(ALL VOCALIZING)

1493
01:35:49,828 --> 01:35:52,287
(SINGING FUNKY R&B SONG)

1494
01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:52,598
(SINGING POP CHORUS)

1495
01:37:20,043 --> 01:37:22,920
(RAPPING HIP-HOP VERSE)

1496
01:37:31,262 --> 01:37:33,472
(VOCALIZING)

1497
01:37:42,190 --> 01:37:44,107
(SINGING POP CHORUS)

1498
01:38:06,506 --> 01:38:08,048
(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)

1499
01:38:08,132 --> 01:38:11,051
GAIL: Oh, the Trebles closing
it strong like always.

1500
01:38:11,135 --> 01:38:14,930
JOHN: Absolutely tight. It's gonna
be very hard to beat that tonight.

1501
01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:17,891
GAIL: Every other group has their
work cut out for them, John.

1502
01:38:17,976 --> 01:38:22,062
JOHN: I'm glad it's not us anymore, Gail.
Those days are over, thank goodness.

1503
01:38:22,146 --> 01:38:25,232
GAIL: Especially since they
wouldn't have us back.

1504
01:38:25,316 --> 01:38:28,735
All right. How about that?

1505
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:29,945
The Barden University Treblemakers.

1506
01:38:30,029 --> 01:38:31,113
I love you, awesome nerds.

1507
01:38:31,573 --> 01:38:33,657
Yeah, you guys are the best.

1508
01:38:34,909 --> 01:38:38,996
Even though some of you are pretty thin,
I think that you all have fat hearts,

1509
01:38:39,998 --> 01:38:42,124
and that's what matters.

1510
01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:44,501
Okay, let's just smash this. Okay?

1511
01:38:44,836 --> 01:38:49,506
EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen,
the Barden Bellas!

1512
01:38:51,509 --> 01:38:54,511
JOHN: Oh, my goodness gracious.
Will you Iook at this?

1513
01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:58,557
Gone are those Bella uniforms and this
is a whole new Iook for them,

1514
01:38:58,641 --> 01:39:00,309
and it is hot, hot, hot.

1515
01:39:00,393 --> 01:39:02,894
GAIL: John, these girls could turn me.

1516
01:39:07,692 --> 01:39:10,027
WOMAN: We love you, Bellas!

1517
01:39:12,113 --> 01:39:13,113
(PLAYS NOTE)

1518
01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,704
One, two, three, four.

1519
01:39:21,247 --> 01:39:22,497
(ALL VOCALIZING)

1520
01:39:22,582 --> 01:39:25,500
(SINGING HAPPY POP SONG)

1521
01:39:50,068 --> 01:39:51,401
(VOCALIZING)

1522
01:39:51,486 --> 01:39:53,570
(ALL CONTINUE SINGING)

1523
01:40:15,968 --> 01:40:19,096
(SINGING NEW WAVE LOVE SONG)

1524
01:41:08,479 --> 01:41:10,355
(VOCALIZING)

1525
01:41:15,486 --> 01:41:20,031
(SINGING URBAN DANCE SONG)

1526
01:42:23,054 --> 01:42:25,096
(ALL VOCALIZING)

1527
01:42:34,065 --> 01:42:37,901
(HARMONIZING WITH NEW WAVE LOVE SONG)

1528
01:42:40,446 --> 01:42:42,072
(CONTINUE SINGING URBAN DANCE SONG)

1529
01:42:49,247 --> 01:42:50,956
(SINGING DISCO SONG)

1530
01:42:56,587 --> 01:42:58,171
(AUDIENCE CHEERING WILDLY)

1531
01:43:03,010 --> 01:43:04,511
Way to go, Beca!

1532
01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:23,363
JOHN: What a show!

1533
01:43:23,447 --> 01:43:27,576
I think we have just seen some a cappella
history being made, John.

1534
01:43:27,660 --> 01:43:31,538
And from an all-female group, Gail.
I could never have called this one.

1535
01:43:31,622 --> 01:43:34,249
Never. Well, you are a misogynist at heart,

1536
01:43:34,333 --> 01:43:36,376
so there's no way you would have
bet on these girls to win.

1537
01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:37,460
Absolutely.

1538
01:43:41,132 --> 01:43:43,133
EMCEE: Weren't they incredible? Wow!

1539
01:43:45,887 --> 01:43:50,140
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it
up again for the Barden Bellas!

1540
01:43:52,435 --> 01:43:54,895
Told you. Endings are the best part.

1541
01:43:54,979 --> 01:43:56,146
You're such a weirdo.

1542
01:44:09,827 --> 01:44:11,620
Listen up, a-ca-ballers.

1543
01:44:11,704 --> 01:44:16,207
I have been rejected by the Army, shoved
into a Dora the Explorer backpack,

1544
01:44:16,292 --> 01:44:19,753
and pushed into the girls' locker room
wearing nothing but suspenders.

1545
01:44:19,837 --> 01:44:22,756
But no matter. I am in
the world that I love.

1546
01:44:23,341 --> 01:44:25,133
And with the assistance of my boy, Justin...

1547
01:44:25,217 --> 01:44:26,259
My liege.

1548
01:44:26,344 --> 01:44:27,552
I launch this year's auditions.

1549
01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:30,847
Belly roll. (DRUMMING)

1550
01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:36,728
The most recent ICCA national champion
winners get to pick the audition song.

1551
01:44:36,812 --> 01:44:38,021
(JUSTIN MIMICS CYMBAL CRASHING)

1552
01:44:38,856 --> 01:44:40,523
(WHISPERING)

1553
01:44:43,361 --> 01:44:46,112
All right, nerds. Let's go with...

1554
01:46:19,957 --> 01:46:21,541
CHLOE: Because I have nodes.

1555
01:46:21,625 --> 01:46:25,962
Chloe, don't worry, it's just God punishing
you 'cause you're a ginger.

1556
01:46:27,548 --> 01:46:28,923
(ALL LAUGHING)