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- This film is purely fictitious,
- fruit of the writers' imagination.
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- Any reference, even indirect, to actual
- people is not meant to be factual
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- but merely a portrayal
- of purely fictitious facts and events.
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- A NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM
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- 00:00:58,963 --> 00:01:02,797
- 5 STAR CHRISTMAS
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- DEDICATED TO CARLO VANZINA
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- MERRY CHRISTMAS
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- ROME
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- - Good morning, Mr. President.
- - Good morning.
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- Good morning. Good morning.
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- - Pinna.
- - Morning, Mr. President.
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- 00:03:03,255 --> 00:03:05,005
- Good morning, everyone.
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- 00:03:05,172 --> 00:03:07,297
- Good morning, good morning.
- Good morning.
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- 00:03:07,422 --> 00:03:09,380
- - Hello.
- - Morning, Mr. President.
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- 00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:11,463
- - Bianchini.
- - Morning, Mr. President.
- 16
- 00:03:11,755 --> 00:03:15,588
- Mr. President, something to drink?
- Whiskey, champagne?
- 17
- 00:03:15,838 --> 00:03:18,672
- Thanks, but I need to remain sober.
- 18
- 00:03:18,922 --> 00:03:21,963
- I wouldn't mind a sip of prosecco.
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- Prosecco, my foot.
- We need to remain sober.
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- You're right. Never mind.
- 21
- 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:32,047
- See that hostess? Polite, refined,
- nice eyes. and a nice...
- 22
- 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:33,797
- Sober, Mr. President.
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- 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,297
- A nice attitude, Bianchini!
- 24
- 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:39,297
- How dare you make assumptions!
- 25
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- You're right.
- 26
- 00:03:47,338 --> 00:03:49,505
- Here's our 3-day schedule in Budapest.
- 27
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- This brick for 3-days?
- 28
- 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:54,255
- Miss being the opposition party now?
- 29
- 00:03:54,338 --> 00:03:57,547
- I don't get it, with all the issues
- we have in Italy,
- 30
- 00:03:57,713 --> 00:04:01,422
- why waste time on a bilateral meeting
- in Budapest
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- on Christmas week?!
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- 00:04:04,297 --> 00:04:07,630
- By the way, Bianchini,
- you're in charge of gifts.
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- Buy things that are useful or classy.
- Nothing tacky, please.
- 34
- 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:20,047
- Does this whole herd have to come with us?
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- So much for the spending review!
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- 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,130
- Who are they?
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- The federations of Industry,
- Enterprises, Artisans, and Farmers.
- 38
- 00:04:28,297 --> 00:04:31,588
- The opposition party's here, too,
- why are they coming?
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- 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:36,005
- Mr. President, you have a rather
- democratic idea of pluralism.
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- 00:04:37,297 --> 00:04:40,588
- Senator Rossi, sorry,
- I didn't know you were here.
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- Without those traitorous
- northern separatists,
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- you'd barely have the Senate majority.
- 43
- 00:04:46,713 --> 00:04:48,380
- With all due respect,
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- the opposition party
- represents millions of citizens,
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- or rather, the people!
- 46
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- Enough with the word "citizens",
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- the French Revolution is over!
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- In any case, Senator Rossi,
- you shouldn't complain, you lost votes
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- because you campaigned for a leader
- who's full of baloney. Shame on you!
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- Shame on you!
- Promising basic income without the funds.
- 51
- 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:17,838
- By the way, take a look
- at this morning's polls... you'll see.
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- Bianchini...
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- - Are we dropping?
- - Dropping? We're plummeting...
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- for now.
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- According to polls, we'll drop 7-8 points
- in the next few weeks.
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- - We should give up.
- - Keep your opinions to yourself.
- 57
- 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,463
- You seem to be enjoying
- our approval drop.
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- Never!
- I'm with you, truly faithful.
- 59
- 00:05:43,588 --> 00:05:46,088
- So now you're faithful?
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- "Truly faithful," my foot.
- You're a flip-flopper!
- 61
- 00:05:48,672 --> 00:05:51,422
- - You were a democrat.
- - So were you.
- 62
- 00:05:51,672 --> 00:05:55,505
- No, I was not a democrat,
- I was a progressive.
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- You jumped ship to be with the winners.
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- 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,713
- And remember this,
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- if this government flops,
- you'll go back to your old life.
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- Remember?
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- A town clerk
- in the boondocks of Guidonia.
- 68
- 00:06:10,963 --> 00:06:13,505
- Before becoming Prime Minister
- you were nobody, too.
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- Hush! I got my start in politics in Rome
- thanks to...
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- Never mind.
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- 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:25,838
- Listen, you won the online elections
- with 124 votes.
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- 124 votes! That's incredible!
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- Pure luck, don't you forget.
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- - Pure luck for us both.
- - How so?
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- 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:36,088
- You went from bookkeeper
- to Prime Minister.
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- - It's mom.
- - Mom?
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- Mom!
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- You can't use your work phone
- for private calls.
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- - But mom just broke her femur.
- - Who cares!
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- The millions of citizens
- who voted for us don't care either.
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- But she's old, ill, and needy...
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- Don't forget that lawfulness
- is one of our pillars.
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- That's yours, President.
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- It's work!
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- Hello?
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- Sure, I can talk.
- It's Luigi Di Maio.
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- Yes?
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- There are some issues
- with Matteo Salvini?
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- Tension?
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- 00:07:27,338 --> 00:07:31,797
- But how can I now? I'm heading
- to Budapest, we're taking off now.
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- - Liar.
- - No, don't worry,
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- I'll handle it.
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- I "gots" it covered!
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- I wasn't mocking you,
- it was just a joke. Bye.
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- In 1873, the city of Buda
- merged with the city of...
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- Pest!
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- To create Budapest
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- where about two million people now live.
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- Excuse me.
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- Work.
- Matteo? I'm all ears, what is it?
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- I know, there's tension
- with Luigi Di Maio.
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- I'll call him.
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- No, don't worry, I'll placate him.
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- This government's a nuthouse.
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- Is it that hard to open a door?
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- - Welcome, Mr. President.
- - Thank you.
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- 00:09:13,213 --> 00:09:15,172
- I'm Alberto Fracassi-Torre Rossano.
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- Torre Rossano's in the Marches?
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- It's his last name.
- He's our ambassador.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I've heard great things about you.
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- - I'm honored.
- - So tan!
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- Just came from the mountains.
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- As representative of the Hungarian
- government, here's Ferenc Szabo,
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- - Foreign Affairs Undersecretary.
- - Undersecretary?
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- Why didn't the minister come?
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- Mr. President,
- it's the week of Christmas.
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- To be honest,
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- due to shared ideas,
- they would've preferred Salvini.
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- Let's go.
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- Chop...
- 121
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- - Dear President, welcome in Hungary.
- - Unlike Matteo Renzi, I understand.
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- Thanks, Undersecretary.
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- 00:10:07,963 --> 00:10:10,088
- Didn't you go to Harvard?
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- 00:10:10,297 --> 00:10:11,963
- That's what your resume said.
- 125
- 00:10:12,255 --> 00:10:15,463
- The boondocks.
- I'll ship you back to the boondocks!
- 126
- 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:24,422
- - Franco Rispoli.
- - No, no. He's the gardener.
- 127
- 00:10:24,963 --> 00:10:27,255
- Who?
- The gardener.
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- 00:10:28,422 --> 00:10:30,713
- The gardener's still a citizen.
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- 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:34,922
- The ancient Magyar school of gardening
- is esteemed.
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- 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:38,380
- - How long will this take?
- - Thirty minutes.
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- 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:41,130
- I'm dying to go
- take a shower at the hotel.
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- Me, too.
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- 00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:46,630
- We're in different hotels,
- I'm in Buda and you're in Pest.
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- - Is there a difference?
- - The Danube separates us.
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- 00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:11,880
- You and doors don't get along, Pinna!
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- 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,422
- Look how nice!
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- 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:16,172
- Is that him?
- 138
- 00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:17,880
- It is!
- 139
- 00:11:18,047 --> 00:11:20,505
- Can I take a selfie with you?
- 140
- 00:11:20,672 --> 00:11:23,922
- Of course, you'll get heaps of likes
- when you post it.
- 141
- 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,797
- - Rocco, can I take a selfie with you?
- - Sure.
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- 00:11:27,088 --> 00:11:29,463
- - Me in the middle!
- - Women in the middle!
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- 00:11:29,547 --> 00:11:30,922
- Thanks, Rocco.
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- 00:11:33,297 --> 00:11:34,838
- - Thanks, bye.
- - Bye.
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- 00:11:34,922 --> 00:11:37,213
- - He touched my butt!
- - Rocco? Awesome!
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- 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,380
- - Who's that?
- - Rocco Siffredi.
- 147
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- - Right.
- - Rocco Siffredi...
- 148
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- He married a Hungarian
- and lives in Budapest now.
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- 00:11:44,797 --> 00:11:49,422
- That Rocco Siffredi sure keeps
- the Italian flag flying high.
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- 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,463
- Indeed, very high and upright!
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- 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:58,838
- He's a huge asset for Italy,
- a very huge asset. Enormous!
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- 00:12:08,505 --> 00:12:11,922
- Mr. President,
- I'm the hotel manager.
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- 00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:17,505
- Your prestigious presence is an honor
- for our historic Grand Hotel.
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- 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,088
- The honor is all mine.
- 155
- 00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:23,672
- Other noteworthy guests we've had:
- Emperor Franz Joseph,
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- Kaiser Wilhelm, Prince of Wales,
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- 00:12:28,005 --> 00:12:31,172
- President Macron with his wife Brigitte,
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- 00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:36,213
- and more recently,
- Paolo Gentiloni from Italy.
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- 00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:41,380
- He's at 19 percent now... Anyway,
- I hope you've given me the best room.
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- 00:12:41,797 --> 00:12:43,297
- Yes, the Imperial Suite.
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- 00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:45,880
- Macron and Brigitte's?
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- 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:49,088
- Indeed. Top floor
- with a view of the Danube.
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- 00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:54,172
- The great Italians Pupo
- and Toto Cutugno also stayed there.
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- 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:59,713
- Like Rocco Siffredi,
- they keep the Italian flag flying high.
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- 00:12:59,797 --> 00:13:02,005
- Rocco Siffredi keeps it higher!
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- 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:04,422
- Okay, Rocco is Rocco.
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- 00:13:04,838 --> 00:13:06,963
- As for security,
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- 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:10,588
- if you need anything
- just speak to Brigadier...
- 169
- 00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:12,297
- Pinna?
- 170
- 00:13:12,463 --> 00:13:15,047
- Brigadier Pinna, my bodyguard, all right?
- 171
- 00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:17,047
- No worries, sir.
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- 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:21,172
- For you we'll create
- an impassable wall of security.
- 173
- 00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:25,422
- Thanks, we may be
- in a coalition together,
- 174
- 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,463
- but I'm no separatist, no wall needed.
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- 00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,672
- No Budapest wall in the hotel...
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- 00:13:29,922 --> 00:13:33,588
- Just don't post a guard
- outside of my door, please.
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- 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:36,255
- Maybe just discreet security
- at the elevators.
- 178
- 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,422
- You have a private elevator.
- 179
- 00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:40,880
- Good, I'm opposed to favoritism.
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- 00:13:41,005 --> 00:13:43,422
- I'm a regular citizen, too...
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- 00:13:43,547 --> 00:13:45,588
- - As you wish.
- - Thanks.
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- 00:13:50,838 --> 00:13:54,880
- Pinna, you know
- who's allowed up or not.
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- 00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:58,047
- I'm in your hands.
- 184
- 00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:03,672
- Mr. President,
- I'll show you to your suite.
- 185
- 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,213
- I mean, Mr. Super President!
- 186
- 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,088
- I love being Prime Minister!
- 187
- 00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:37,713
- Mom?
- 188
- 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:40,088
- Walter, what's going on?
- 189
- 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,713
- Do phones not work in Hungary?
- 190
- 00:14:42,963 --> 00:14:46,797
- I've been calling you for three hours.
- I was losing my mind!
- 191
- 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,172
- Because I'm working.
- 192
- 00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:52,588
- I'm the Prime Minister's secretary,
- I've got a lot on my mind.
- 193
- 00:14:52,713 --> 00:14:54,630
- If you want to chat, call Aunt Lole.
- 194
- 00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:57,255
- No way, she's such a whiner!
- 195
- 00:14:57,338 --> 00:15:01,088
- "My head's spinning,
- my blood pressure's spiking..."
- 196
- 00:15:01,255 --> 00:15:02,297
- So what's up?
- 197
- 00:15:02,922 --> 00:15:04,838
- Nothing...
- 198
- 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,505
- It's just that I'm nearing 80,
- 199
- 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,588
- I'm in a wheelchair
- because I slipped and broke my femur.
- 200
- 00:15:12,838 --> 00:15:17,630
- I'm stuck with an African tribeswoman
- who can barely speak Italian.
- 201
- 00:15:17,755 --> 00:15:20,213
- But apart from that, I'm fine.
- 202
- 00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:22,338
- Just focus on your President.
- 203
- 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:26,213
- Shame on you.
- You were born a Communist!
- 204
- 00:15:26,338 --> 00:15:29,005
- You went from Togliatti to Fico!
- 205
- 00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:32,047
- And now you're with Salvini, shameful!
- 206
- 00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:35,172
- Mom, how's the weather in Guidonia?
- 207
- 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,255
- Why me?
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- 00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:44,172
- Honey...
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- 00:15:44,255 --> 00:15:48,005
- you can't imagine how incredible
- this Imperial Suite is!
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- 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,338
- Wonderful.
- 211
- 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:51,963
- The one they gave Macron.
- 212
- 00:15:52,338 --> 00:15:54,922
- Seems only fair, right?
- 213
- 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,047
- I'm really sorry you couldn't come.
- 214
- 00:15:58,172 --> 00:16:01,588
- But my schedule is so packed,
- three days of encounters.
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- 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,213
- We wouldn't have had
- a minute alone, believe me.
- 216
- 00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:07,922
- How are things at home?
- 217
- 00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:09,922
- Good.
- 218
- 00:16:10,213 --> 00:16:11,838
- Listen, honey...
- 219
- 00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:17,547
- I have to run, I'm meeting the head of the
- Italian Cultural Institute.
- 220
- 00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,338
- Right now. Gotta run.
- 221
- 00:16:20,005 --> 00:16:24,130
- Bye, we'll talk later. Bye-bye.
- 222
- 00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:27,047
- Done!
- 223
- 00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:32,297
- Senator, you can come in.
- 224
- 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,088
- - Senator...
- - President?
- 225
- 00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,797
- Still dressed?
- 226
- 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,630
- You sure know how to lie...
- 227
- 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:46,672
- - And what did you tell your husband?
- - I cooked up some lies, too.
- 228
- 00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:52,838
- How amazing, three days alone
- here in Budapest
- 229
- 00:16:52,922 --> 00:16:56,713
- without guards, paparazzi,
- snooping reporters.
- 230
- 00:16:56,838 --> 00:16:58,297
- Without wives!
- 231
- 00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:01,213
- And without your husband!
- All alone.
- 232
- 00:17:01,505 --> 00:17:04,755
- An amazing pre-Christmas
- 5-star weekend.
- 233
- 00:17:05,213 --> 00:17:08,088
- Franco, are you sure
- we're doing the right thing?
- 234
- 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:11,213
- The Prime Minister
- with a Democratic Senator...
- 235
- 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,880
- If Italians found out, we'd be doomed.
- 236
- 00:17:14,005 --> 00:17:17,338
- Nobody at all will find out.
- 237
- 00:17:17,422 --> 00:17:20,338
- We're in Hungary,
- they don't care about Italians.
- 238
- 00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:23,672
- There are no gossip reporters.
- 239
- 00:17:24,338 --> 00:17:28,088
- Oh, God, go get undressed now!
- 240
- 00:17:33,338 --> 00:17:36,005
- - Are you okay?
- - Yes!
- 241
- 00:17:39,922 --> 00:17:42,505
- - Need help?
- - No, thanks.
- 242
- 00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:46,088
- - Are you sure?
- - Yes.
- 243
- 00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:52,797
- Coming.
- 244
- 00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:09,047
- Ta-da!
- 245
- 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,422
- Oh, Lord!
- 246
- 00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:15,505
- Wow, you're a knockout!
- 247
- 00:18:15,755 --> 00:18:17,297
- Thanks.
- 248
- 00:18:18,422 --> 00:18:19,630
- Mr. President.
- 249
- 00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:22,297
- Nonsense, thank you!
- 250
- 00:18:23,547 --> 00:18:26,005
- - My love, thank you.
- - Franco,
- 251
- 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:29,047
- you do know
- what we're doing is disgraceful.
- 252
- 00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:33,547
- I feel so uptight and nervous...
- 253
- 00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:37,255
- I'm not used to these things.
- This is my first time!
- 254
- 00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,213
- - Mine too!
- - Liar.
- 255
- 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,838
- My first time with you.
- 256
- 00:18:41,047 --> 00:18:44,838
- But we're so different,
- politically, age-wise...
- 257
- 00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:47,547
- I don't know why I'm doing this.
- 258
- 00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:51,422
- You'd be my first Prime Minister!
- 259
- 00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:56,422
- No, do not say "Prime Minister"!
- Don't!
- 260
- 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:59,880
- Every time I hear that word,
- I burst into flames inside.
- 261
- 00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:03,630
- My husband's frigid, a block of ice.
- 262
- 00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:07,255
- Why'd you marry
- a northern separatist councilman
- 263
- 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,380
- who's not even from the north,
- but from Civitavecchia!
- 264
- 00:19:10,547 --> 00:19:14,088
- Giulia, enough now! Enough!
- 265
- 00:19:14,505 --> 00:19:15,713
- Take off...
- 266
- 00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:18,672
- your glasses.
- 267
- 00:19:19,463 --> 00:19:21,088
- Right away, sir.
- 268
- 00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:25,338
- - Can you see?
- - Yes, I have perfect vision.
- 269
- 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,630
- The Party made me wear them
- 270
- 00:19:27,797 --> 00:19:29,797
- so I look less hot and more brainy.
- 271
- 00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:32,755
- Not a bad idea... No, no.
- 272
- 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,547
- Put them back on.
- 273
- 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,422
- I like you more with glasses. Come here.
- 274
- 00:19:38,838 --> 00:19:41,255
- Let's go into the Imperial Suite!
- 275
- 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,213
- They sure gave you a great place.
- 276
- 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:47,213
- We opposition party members
- are in a tourist hotel.
- 277
- 00:19:47,547 --> 00:19:50,297
- I am the Prime Minister, after all.
- 278
- 00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:53,005
- - With a mere six vote Senate majority.
- - Yes.
- 279
- 00:19:53,547 --> 00:19:55,380
- But... Je suis le President.
- 280
- 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:02,963
- I ordered oysters and champagne
- to celebrate our first encounter.
- 281
- 00:20:03,213 --> 00:20:08,380
- Aren't oysters and champagne
- against your coalition's "world view"?
- 282
- 00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:10,963
- Politically, yes,
- 283
- 00:20:11,088 --> 00:20:13,338
- but this isn't a political encounter.
- 284
- 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,422
- This is a romantic encounter.
- 285
- 00:20:17,005 --> 00:20:18,463
- Romantic.
- 286
- 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,880
- Honey!
- 287
- 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,463
- My husband didn't even order
- oysters and champagne for our honeymoon.
- 288
- 00:20:24,963 --> 00:20:29,297
- - Civitavecchia only has shrimps.
- - We went to the spas in Montecatini.
- 289
- 00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:33,630
- The interpreter told me
- there are amazing spas here, too.
- 290
- 00:20:34,463 --> 00:20:36,838
- Afterwards... we'll go.
- 291
- 00:20:37,047 --> 00:20:39,880
- Budapest must be mind-blowing,
- from up here.
- 292
- 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:43,672
- - Mind-blowing...
- - Really lovely.
- 293
- 00:20:43,838 --> 00:20:45,088
- - Want to see?
- - Yes.
- 294
- 00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:48,047
- Not there.
- 295
- 00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:51,797
- Over here, the view's better here.
- 296
- 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,172
- I can't believe
- they put up scaffolding to do work,
- 297
- 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:58,005
- even if I'm in this suite now,
- they could see me...
- 298
- 00:20:58,297 --> 00:20:59,297
- And see me!
- 299
- 00:21:00,963 --> 00:21:03,088
- - Idiots.
- - Oh, my God!
- 300
- 00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:07,255
- A killer view,
- though it's not Montecatini, but...
- 301
- 00:21:07,547 --> 00:21:09,797
- Franco, I'm feeling ill.
- 302
- 00:21:10,088 --> 00:21:11,755
- Vertigo?
- 303
- 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:13,422
- Terrifying!
- 304
- 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,463
- We're on the fifth floor,
- 305
- 00:21:15,547 --> 00:21:18,755
- but trust me, just keep looking up,
- 306
- 00:21:19,005 --> 00:21:20,172
- never look... Oh, God!
- 307
- 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,713
- - Who's that?
- - Know him?
- 308
- 00:21:22,922 --> 00:21:24,630
- Santa Claus? No.
- 309
- 00:21:24,755 --> 00:21:27,005
- Oh, God! Oh, God!
- 310
- 00:21:27,588 --> 00:21:29,672
- Hold on. Hold on.
- 311
- 00:21:34,797 --> 00:21:36,672
- I don't know him.
- 312
- 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,713
- - No heartbeat.
- - Is he dead?
- 313
- 00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:41,713
- Obviously.
- 314
- 00:21:42,005 --> 00:21:43,838
- - Is he warm?
- - Yes, he's still warm.
- 315
- 00:21:44,338 --> 00:21:46,672
- - How creepy.
- - He's dead.
- 316
- 00:21:47,213 --> 00:21:49,755
- - Poor thing!
- - Poor thing, my foot.
- 317
- 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,588
- It's a thief dressed as Santa Claus
- who was trying to break in.
- 318
- 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:55,838
- - You think?
- - Obviously.
- 319
- 00:21:56,422 --> 00:21:59,297
- He tried to get in,
- but it seems the window
- 320
- 00:21:59,463 --> 00:22:02,213
- came down like a guillotine
- and slam!
- 321
- 00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:04,047
- Must be defective.
- 322
- 00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:07,505
- - No kidding?!
- - Let's call the police.
- 323
- 00:22:07,588 --> 00:22:09,880
- The police?
- No way!
- 324
- 00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:11,130
- What'll we say?
- 325
- 00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:15,130
- They'll see Democratic Senator Rossi
- with the President.
- 326
- 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:18,797
- There's only one elevator,
- so if you leave they'll see you!
- 327
- 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:23,380
- - But he's dead, Franco!
- - You think the police will resurrect him?
- 328
- 00:22:23,588 --> 00:22:25,255
- We can't ignore it.
- 329
- 00:22:25,338 --> 00:22:28,005
- If not the police,
- call the manager, then.
- 330
- 00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:31,005
- Then he'll call the police.
- 331
- 00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:35,422
- I'm only saying this out of concern
- for you, believe me.
- 332
- 00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:37,463
- You're not concerned about me.
- 333
- 00:22:37,755 --> 00:22:41,297
- You're concerned about your wife,
- the media, the polls, and your career.
- 334
- 00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:44,213
- No... Yes.
- 335
- 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:46,880
- I can already picture the headlines:
- 336
- 00:22:47,172 --> 00:22:51,088
- "Democratic Senator and President
- have orgy with corpse"!
- 337
- 00:22:51,755 --> 00:22:53,838
- Forget about Bunga Bunga!
- 338
- 00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:56,005
- We have to tell someone.
- 339
- 00:22:57,630 --> 00:23:00,797
- Yes, I must tell someone.
- 340
- 00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,630
- I must tell someone...
- 341
- 00:23:04,505 --> 00:23:06,588
- - I'll tell Walter!
- - Veltroni?
- 342
- 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,547
- Not Veltroni, Bianchini!
- 343
- 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:13,922
- Who's that? Your secretary?
- What can he do?
- 344
- 00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:17,422
- Bianchini does whatever I tell him to.
- 345
- 00:23:34,963 --> 00:23:37,047
- Hungarian salami, good stuff!
- 346
- 00:23:37,963 --> 00:23:38,963
- Good day!
- 347
- 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,963
- Seventy euros.
- 348
- 00:23:48,672 --> 00:23:51,713
- - Not enough.
- - Not enough. How not enough?
- 349
- 00:23:54,838 --> 00:23:56,963
- How much does this darn salami cost?
- 350
- 00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:06,797
- I'll take a selfie for mom,
- she loves markets.
- 351
- 00:24:07,005 --> 00:24:09,380
- I'll send it and make her happy.
- 352
- 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,922
- Like this.
- 353
- 00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:20,422
- That's Berta!
- 354
- 00:24:20,838 --> 00:24:21,838
- Berta?
- 355
- 00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:24,047
- Berta?
- 356
- 00:24:27,088 --> 00:24:30,338
- Mr. Walter,
- what are you doing in Budapest?
- 357
- 00:24:30,588 --> 00:24:33,047
- I'm here for work
- with an Italian delegation.
- 358
- 00:24:33,838 --> 00:24:36,213
- Great to see you,
- you moved back to Budapest?
- 359
- 00:24:36,797 --> 00:24:40,880
- Yes, after your mom fired me
- the recession started in Italy.
- 360
- 00:24:42,338 --> 00:24:45,338
- I figured it was better to be broke
- at home.
- 361
- 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,547
- - Right.
- - So I came back here.
- 362
- 00:24:49,005 --> 00:24:52,505
- - I bet that's mom.
- - No doubt. I'll mute it.
- 363
- 00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:56,505
- - I remember how obsessive she was.
- - Yes.
- 364
- 00:24:57,588 --> 00:25:01,463
- When I was her helper:
- "Berta, I want some chamomile."
- 365
- 00:25:01,547 --> 00:25:05,338
- "Berta, I'm cold.
- Berta, my cardigan."
- 366
- 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,922
- Mr. Walter,
- do you still live with your mom?
- 367
- 00:25:09,338 --> 00:25:11,838
- It's my destiny,
- how can I go live on my own?
- 368
- 00:25:12,588 --> 00:25:16,755
- She has a Cameroonian helper now,
- but she has a snowball's chance in hell.
- 369
- 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:21,588
- - She's relentless.
- - Like a pit bull. She won't let go.
- 370
- 00:25:22,505 --> 00:25:25,547
- Why don't you come to dinner
- at my mom's tonight?
- 371
- 00:25:26,005 --> 00:25:29,588
- - Another mother in Budapest?
- - No, don't worry.
- 372
- 00:25:30,213 --> 00:25:32,338
- My mom's democratic, you know.
- 373
- 00:25:33,213 --> 00:25:38,088
- She's heard lots about you,
- I'd love for you to come.
- 374
- 00:25:38,630 --> 00:25:41,297
- - At 7:00?
- - I have a work dinner...
- 375
- 00:25:41,588 --> 00:25:43,630
- but maybe I can get out of it.
- 376
- 00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:45,172
- Perfect.
- 377
- 00:25:45,547 --> 00:25:50,255
- My address and number.
- We'll make a special goulash for you.
- 378
- 00:25:50,672 --> 00:25:52,547
- I'll call you, save my number.
- 379
- 00:25:52,713 --> 00:25:55,130
- - Okay, later.
- - See you.
- 380
- 00:25:58,088 --> 00:25:59,088
- My salami!
- 381
- 00:26:08,297 --> 00:26:10,963
- Six missed calls. Not from mom!
- 382
- 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:14,713
- Mr. President!
- 383
- 00:26:15,047 --> 00:26:17,672
- Okay. Bianchini will be here soon.
- 384
- 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,963
- Not exactly the seventh cavalry!
- 385
- 00:26:21,297 --> 00:26:22,797
- Who's that?
- 386
- 00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:27,547
- - Who's there?
- - Room service for suite 648.
- 387
- 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:29,672
- Not now.
- 388
- 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,755
- Oysters, caviar, champagne.
- 389
- 00:26:32,047 --> 00:26:33,880
- Not now... come back later!
- 390
- 00:26:35,005 --> 00:26:36,005
- Room service.
- 391
- 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:40,047
- Oh God. Go hide,
- this guy won't go away.
- 392
- 00:26:40,338 --> 00:26:43,213
- - Go.
- - This is so wrong.
- 393
- 00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:48,422
- Coming!
- 394
- 00:26:49,005 --> 00:26:50,255
- Close that!
- 395
- 00:26:54,297 --> 00:26:56,380
- Hello, Mr. President. Finally.
- 396
- 00:26:57,172 --> 00:26:59,463
- A little bump.
- It's all under control.
- 397
- 00:27:05,838 --> 00:27:07,922
- - Are you Italian?
- - From Naples.
- 398
- 00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:09,547
- From Naples.
- 399
- 00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:11,755
- I said bye to Italy
- and those politicians.
- 400
- 00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:14,505
- - Which politicians?
- - Not you, the others.
- 401
- 00:27:15,547 --> 00:27:17,297
- Because you all... You all...
- 402
- 00:27:17,713 --> 00:27:19,213
- - We?
- - Never mind.
- 403
- 00:27:19,755 --> 00:27:21,422
- No, do tell.
- 404
- 00:27:21,588 --> 00:27:25,588
- Thanks to the brain drain,
- I came here.
- 405
- 00:27:26,838 --> 00:27:29,588
- Good thing this isn't hot
- or it'd be cold by now.
- 406
- 00:27:32,922 --> 00:27:34,588
- Where shall I leave it?
- 407
- 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:37,797
- Right there.
- 408
- 00:27:42,588 --> 00:27:43,797
- Hold on...
- 409
- 00:27:44,422 --> 00:27:46,672
- Hello? Yes? Mr. Manager.
- 410
- 00:27:47,755 --> 00:27:50,922
- A man on the scaffolding?
- What? No such thing!
- 411
- 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,672
- There's no problem at all.
- 412
- 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:57,922
- Maybe it's another suite, not ours.
- Where are you going?
- 413
- 00:27:58,088 --> 00:27:59,755
- Where are you going?
- 414
- 00:27:59,838 --> 00:28:02,588
- Yes, everything is fine, thanks.
- 415
- 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:03,880
- Thanks again, thanks.
- 416
- 00:28:04,172 --> 00:28:07,297
- - Maybe we should check.
- - Everything is fine.
- 417
- 00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:09,797
- As you wish, sir.
- Will you sign, please?
- 418
- 00:28:10,338 --> 00:28:12,047
- - Why?
- - Oysters and champagne.
- 419
- 00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:16,463
- - Isn't it all included?
- - I do as my manager says.
- 420
- 00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:20,797
- Hold this for a second.
- 421
- 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:30,755
- Did Macron pay for his own incidentals?
- 422
- 00:28:32,213 --> 00:28:33,255
- No.
- 423
- 00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:39,505
- I'll talk to the manager, thanks.
- 424
- 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,505
- - You're welcome.
- - Thanks.
- 425
- 00:28:45,088 --> 00:28:49,672
- Things were different when I delivered
- food to Pupo and Toto Cutugno...
- 426
- 00:28:50,088 --> 00:28:51,922
- Right.
- 427
- 00:28:55,338 --> 00:28:57,380
- What's right is right.
- 428
- 00:29:03,755 --> 00:29:07,172
- - When shall I come get the cart?
- - I'll call for you.
- 429
- 00:29:07,588 --> 00:29:09,547
- - I'll be waiting, Mr. President.
- - Okay.
- 430
- 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,338
- What are you doing, Franco?
- 431
- 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,505
- What do you think?
- Dancing with the Stars?
- 432
- 00:29:19,588 --> 00:29:22,255
- Give me a hand,
- we'll put him in the closet.
- 433
- 00:29:24,547 --> 00:29:25,547
- Oh, God!
- 434
- 00:29:26,463 --> 00:29:29,547
- See how it happened?
- The window fell and... slam!
- 435
- 00:29:29,963 --> 00:29:32,713
- A corpse must not be moved
- from where it died.
- 436
- 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,130
- The corpse couldn't care less.
- 437
- 00:29:35,213 --> 00:29:36,963
- You're doing something awful.
- 438
- 00:29:37,713 --> 00:29:40,297
- We're doing... Come on!
- 439
- 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:44,213
- - This is what they do in films.
- - But this isn't a film.
- 440
- 00:29:44,463 --> 00:29:46,172
- - Really?
- - Really!
- 441
- 00:29:46,338 --> 00:29:48,963
- Okay, pull him up.
- 442
- 00:29:52,422 --> 00:29:54,380
- Wait. Wait...
- 443
- 00:29:54,838 --> 00:29:57,422
- I have an idea, hold him.
- 444
- 00:29:59,338 --> 00:30:01,172
- Lift him up. Lift him up.
- 445
- 00:30:01,588 --> 00:30:05,630
- - How?
- - Like this. This is perfect.
- 446
- 00:30:05,797 --> 00:30:07,338
- You can go, it's done. Come on.
- 447
- 00:30:07,797 --> 00:30:08,797
- There.
- 448
- 00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:14,005
- Now get dressed and go to your hotel.
- 449
- 00:30:14,297 --> 00:30:18,005
- - Where's my dress?
- - I was holding it...
- 450
- 00:30:20,047 --> 00:30:21,338
- Oh, God!
- 451
- 00:30:21,713 --> 00:30:24,547
- I gave it to the waiter,
- he took it with him.
- 452
- 00:30:25,088 --> 00:30:27,713
- - I can't believe it.
- - Damn it!
- 453
- 00:30:28,422 --> 00:30:31,047
- - Who is it?
- - The manager, open up!
- 454
- 00:30:31,213 --> 00:30:33,672
- Hide in there.
- 455
- 00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:36,005
- Coming!
- 456
- 00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:39,463
- This isn't just wrong,
- it's a real fuck-up!
- 457
- 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,963
- Coming!
- 458
- 00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:50,922
- - Sorry, this is rather serious.
- - I bet.
- 459
- 00:30:51,422 --> 00:30:53,005
- The guest next door
- 460
- 00:30:53,297 --> 00:30:57,505
- saw a man kneeling down
- and peeking through your window.
- 461
- 00:30:58,838 --> 00:31:00,463
- Must be a liar.
- 462
- 00:31:01,463 --> 00:31:02,588
- He's no liar.
- 463
- 00:31:03,338 --> 00:31:05,838
- He's Hungary's skeet shooting champion.
- 464
- 00:31:09,547 --> 00:31:11,755
- He's eagle-eyed.
- 465
- 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,672
- He saw a man motionless,
- peeking inside.
- 466
- 00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:17,380
- - A peeping Tom?
- - Or a thief.
- 467
- 00:31:18,130 --> 00:31:19,838
- He must've climbed the scaffolding.
- 468
- 00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:23,463
- It encircles the whole suite.
- We should check the bedroom.
- 469
- 00:31:25,755 --> 00:31:28,630
- I just came from the bedroom,
- no need to check.
- 470
- 00:31:28,713 --> 00:31:33,255
- I must. I'm responsible
- for your safety in this hotel.
- 471
- 00:31:33,422 --> 00:31:36,880
- No, Brigadier Pinna is responsible
- for my safety.
- 472
- 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,588
- I assume you spoke to him.
- 473
- 00:31:39,255 --> 00:31:41,380
- - I couldn't find him.
- - What?
- 474
- 00:31:42,672 --> 00:31:45,422
- Fine, if you must check...
- 475
- 00:31:45,588 --> 00:31:49,797
- The manager must check the bedroom,
- fair enough.
- 476
- 00:31:49,922 --> 00:31:53,047
- I suppose you'll check
- the scaffolding, too, now?
- 477
- 00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:55,088
- - Absolutely.
- - Go ahead.
- 478
- 00:31:55,297 --> 00:31:56,880
- - May I?
- - Sure.
- 479
- 00:31:57,588 --> 00:31:58,588
- Oh, God.
- 480
- 00:31:59,672 --> 00:32:00,797
- The dress...
- 481
- 00:32:01,255 --> 00:32:03,422
- - I'm here...
- - Bianchini, hush.
- 482
- 00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:08,213
- Listen, I'm going to say something
- I will never repeat again.
- 483
- 00:32:08,547 --> 00:32:13,088
- Something awful happened in this suite,
- the body's in the closet.
- 484
- 00:32:13,797 --> 00:32:16,297
- - The body?
- - Hush, let me finish.
- 485
- 00:32:16,838 --> 00:32:19,047
- You'll have to find it later, not now.
- 486
- 00:32:19,547 --> 00:32:21,380
- What do you mean, "body"?
- 487
- 00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:25,713
- When you find it, I'll be meeting
- with the Hungarian president,
- 488
- 00:32:25,838 --> 00:32:27,838
- - and she'll be gone.
- - She?
- 489
- 00:32:28,005 --> 00:32:29,588
- Yes, she!
- 490
- 00:32:30,547 --> 00:32:33,547
- - I don't understand, I'll...
- - No, stay here.
- 491
- 00:32:33,922 --> 00:32:35,547
- When the manager comes in,
- 492
- 00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:40,255
- pretend that whatever I told you
- didn't happen, okay?
- 493
- 00:32:40,505 --> 00:32:43,130
- - All the better.
- - What's that?
- 494
- 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,672
- - Salami for you.
- - Salami?
- 495
- 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:48,172
- - The Christmas gifts.
- - Put them in the fridge.
- 496
- 00:32:48,422 --> 00:32:51,797
- - I paid 20 euros out of pocket.
- - Now's not the time...
- 497
- 00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:55,088
- Listen up.
- 498
- 00:32:55,713 --> 00:32:59,213
- Make sure to agree with
- everything I say, got it?
- 499
- 00:32:59,505 --> 00:33:02,505
- - As always.
- - No, even more.
- 500
- 00:33:02,588 --> 00:33:06,005
- We have to...
- Pretend like you're smart.
- 501
- 00:33:07,213 --> 00:33:08,963
- Never mind, nod.
- Just nod.
- 502
- 00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:10,422
- Nod. Just nod.
- 503
- 00:33:16,047 --> 00:33:17,588
- You're right, sir,
- 504
- 00:33:18,047 --> 00:33:20,713
- I checked the scaffolding
- and nobody's there.
- 505
- 00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:26,047
- I told you! I'd like you to meet
- my secretary, Walter Bianchini.
- 506
- 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:31,922
- Walter works for me 24 hours a day,
- but he's in a hotel far away.
- 507
- 00:33:32,047 --> 00:33:33,422
- We're in Buda, he's in Pest.
- 508
- 00:33:34,047 --> 00:33:40,005
- Could you find him a small room
- on this floor? I'd appreciate it greatly.
- 509
- 00:33:40,505 --> 00:33:41,672
- 232...
- 510
- 00:33:42,213 --> 00:33:43,380
- 650 should be fine.
- 511
- 00:33:45,963 --> 00:33:49,463
- Mr. President, I'll see what I can do
- for Mr. Bianchini.
- 512
- 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:53,672
- And I will alert security
- regarding the intruder.
- 513
- 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,463
- No need! As you saw, there's nobody here.
- 514
- 00:33:57,963 --> 00:34:01,297
- Also, it would be bad publicity
- for the hotel, understand?
- 515
- 00:34:01,630 --> 00:34:03,672
- Indeed, you're right.
- 516
- 00:34:04,422 --> 00:34:08,213
- The less we talk about it,
- the sooner it'll be forgotten.
- 517
- 00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:12,088
- Great. Bianchini,
- you must treasure these words.
- 518
- 00:34:12,338 --> 00:34:13,755
- Excuse me.
- 519
- 00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:27,713
- - Did I nod well?
- - Yes. Stellar performance.
- 520
- 00:34:27,797 --> 00:34:30,588
- Thanks.
- Now will you explain what's going on?
- 521
- 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,380
- What's going on is you'll spend
- three days in a five-star hotel.
- 522
- 00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:37,380
- He's gone?
- 523
- 00:34:37,838 --> 00:34:39,463
- - Hello, Bianchini.
- - Senator.
- 524
- 00:34:39,630 --> 00:34:42,922
- You do realize that
- I'm putting myself in your hands.
- 525
- 00:34:43,297 --> 00:34:44,172
- I wish!
- 526
- 00:34:44,255 --> 00:34:47,172
- If word gets out,
- I would be royally screwed.
- 527
- 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,713
- - So would he.
- - That's why we called you, Bianchini,
- 528
- 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,797
- a truly faithful servant.
- 529
- 00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:55,255
- Can this truly faithful servant
- have a word?
- 530
- 00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:56,797
- Certainly.
- 531
- 00:34:57,547 --> 00:35:01,255
- How could you?
- With Senator Rossi of the opposition?!
- 532
- 00:35:02,088 --> 00:35:04,130
- - Just look at her.
- - True.
- 533
- 00:35:04,338 --> 00:35:08,463
- But that's not the issue,
- we need to find her dress now.
- 534
- 00:35:08,838 --> 00:35:10,547
- - Where is it?
- - The waiter took it.
- 535
- 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,713
- Of course, silly me.
- 536
- 00:35:12,922 --> 00:35:15,005
- - He knows about the corpse?
- - Yes.
- 537
- 00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:17,838
- There is a corpse?
- You lied to me.
- 538
- 00:35:18,088 --> 00:35:20,922
- No, I lied to the manager
- about the thief,
- 539
- 00:35:21,047 --> 00:35:24,005
- but I told you about the body,
- which is in the closet.
- 540
- 00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:25,630
- The thief's body?
- 541
- 00:35:26,505 --> 00:35:29,755
- - Did you kill him?
- - No, the window did.
- 542
- 00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:32,213
- Slam... and he died!
- 543
- 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:35,297
- - How did he get in there?
- - I moved him.
- 544
- 00:35:35,588 --> 00:35:37,422
- You should never move a corpse.
- 545
- 00:35:37,755 --> 00:35:40,005
- I told him it was a serious crime.
- 546
- 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:44,755
- You have no right to preach,
- you rigged votes in Basilicata.
- 547
- 00:35:45,005 --> 00:35:48,255
- - In Molise.
- - Molise, Basilicata... same thing.
- 548
- 00:35:48,463 --> 00:35:50,338
- A corpse is worse than vote rigging.
- 549
- 00:35:50,463 --> 00:35:54,047
- Fine, whatever,
- are you truly faithful or not?
- 550
- 00:35:54,422 --> 00:35:55,505
- - Should I nod?
- - Nod.
- 551
- 00:35:56,797 --> 00:36:00,005
- Go back into the room
- while Bianchini and I find a solution.
- 552
- 00:36:00,672 --> 00:36:03,713
- - Hope so.
- - Giulia? This is guy stuff.
- 553
- 00:36:07,672 --> 00:36:10,005
- - Quit staring!
- - Did you call the police?
- 554
- 00:36:11,297 --> 00:36:13,963
- Why would I call you
- if I'd called the police?
- 555
- 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:17,255
- At times, you really are a dumbass.
- 556
- 00:36:17,547 --> 00:36:20,963
- You want my help
- but deep down, you despise me.
- 557
- 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:25,422
- - Then I'll go.
- - No! Don't be hasty.
- 558
- 00:36:26,588 --> 00:36:27,630
- Listen,
- 559
- 00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:31,380
- if my wife finds out
- I was in a hotel in Budapest
- 560
- 00:36:31,547 --> 00:36:34,630
- with Senator Rossi,
- she'll rearrange my face, understand?
- 561
- 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,213
- You can't understand
- because you're not married.
- 562
- 00:36:37,422 --> 00:36:39,172
- If I were married, I'd be faithful.
- 563
- 00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:43,255
- Also, if I were Prime Minister
- I wouldn't sleep with the opposition.
- 564
- 00:36:43,838 --> 00:36:46,172
- Luckily, you're not the Prime Minister.
- 565
- 00:36:46,297 --> 00:36:47,838
- The truth is...
- 566
- 00:36:48,672 --> 00:36:51,963
- I didn't do anything with her,
- I wasn't able to...
- 567
- 00:36:52,588 --> 00:36:56,047
- But you must help me.
- We must find a solution.
- 568
- 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:59,463
- - We?
- - No, you must find a solution.
- 569
- 00:36:59,672 --> 00:37:02,505
- - For what?
- - Moving the corpse.
- 570
- 00:37:02,838 --> 00:37:06,755
- When the manager comes back
- with your room key,
- 571
- 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,422
- we'll move the corpse
- into your room,
- 572
- 00:37:10,588 --> 00:37:13,088
- place it outside of the window,
- close the curtains,
- 573
- 00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:15,838
- and then tonight,
- you will "find" the body.
- 574
- 00:37:16,338 --> 00:37:18,380
- - I'm leaving.
- - No!
- 575
- 00:37:19,047 --> 00:37:21,088
- Put yourself in Giulia's shoes.
- 576
- 00:37:21,297 --> 00:37:24,297
- If word gets out, she'll be expelled
- from the Democratic party.
- 577
- 00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:28,505
- - And you'll have to resign.
- - And you'll go back to the boondocks.
- 578
- 00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:31,797
- - The body's in the closet?
- - On a hanger.
- 579
- 00:37:31,922 --> 00:37:33,672
- So it won't get wrinkled.
- 580
- 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,547
- Bianchini!
- 581
- 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,380
- - He fell!
- - Oh my God, terrifying!
- 582
- 00:37:40,963 --> 00:37:42,838
- But his Santa Claus costume
- is cheery.
- 583
- 00:37:42,963 --> 00:37:45,422
- - Right?
- - It's less creepy.
- 584
- 00:37:45,505 --> 00:37:47,047
- We'll pull this off.
- 585
- 00:37:48,255 --> 00:37:49,963
- - Get inside!
- - Fuck!
- 586
- 00:37:52,172 --> 00:37:53,630
- Mr. President.
- 587
- 00:37:54,213 --> 00:37:58,547
- I found a room for Mr. Bianchini
- right next door.
- 588
- 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,422
- Room 650.
- Can I leave the key with you?
- 589
- 00:38:01,797 --> 00:38:03,547
- Wonderful.
- 590
- 00:38:03,755 --> 00:38:06,088
- Did Walter find a solution?
- 591
- 00:38:08,672 --> 00:38:11,297
- Have you met Mrs. Bianchini?
- 592
- 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:13,005
- Son of a...
- 593
- 00:38:15,338 --> 00:38:17,755
- - Hello.
- - Mrs. Bianchini?
- 594
- 00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:22,255
- I forgot to mention that Mrs. Bianchini
- will stay with her husband.
- 595
- 00:38:22,755 --> 00:38:24,297
- Right, Mrs. Bianchini?
- 596
- 00:38:24,422 --> 00:38:26,338
- So I'll stay here instead of my hotel?
- 597
- 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,297
- You're on your honeymoon, after all...
- 598
- 00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:31,672
- Why split you up?
- You have to sleep together.
- 599
- 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,588
- With someone like Mrs. Bianchini,
- I'd never fall asleep.
- 600
- 00:38:39,088 --> 00:38:40,713
- You rascal!
- 601
- 00:38:41,338 --> 00:38:45,172
- With a bombshell like this,
- nobody could fall asleep!
- 602
- 00:38:45,672 --> 00:38:48,463
- Thanks, sir, but I need my dress now.
- 603
- 00:38:50,088 --> 00:38:53,588
- You see, Mrs. Bianchini
- was taking a shower before
- 604
- 00:38:54,755 --> 00:38:58,505
- and your waiter, the Neapolitan...
- 605
- 00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:01,005
- - Pasquale.
- - Yes,
- 606
- 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,088
- ...accidentally took her dress.
- 607
- 00:39:03,380 --> 00:39:05,047
- I'll find him.
- 608
- 00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:07,630
- Goodbye.
- 609
- 00:39:19,338 --> 00:39:22,505
- - Mrs. Bianchini?
- - I didn't know what to say!
- 610
- 00:39:22,672 --> 00:39:24,463
- The coast is clear.
- 611
- 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:27,547
- Back off, Santa.
- 612
- 00:39:28,255 --> 00:39:31,047
- Mr. President,
- I strongly object to all of this.
- 613
- 00:39:31,255 --> 00:39:33,547
- - I second that!
- - Objection overruled.
- 614
- 00:39:33,963 --> 00:39:37,338
- Now go into room 650,
- open the window,
- 615
- 00:39:37,588 --> 00:39:40,130
- and come back here via the scaffolding.
- 616
- 00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:42,047
- - I'm afraid of heights.
- - Who cares!
- 617
- 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:45,588
- I have to call my mom first,
- she already called five times.
- 618
- 00:39:45,713 --> 00:39:48,963
- - Enough with your mom!
- - She's my mom...
- 619
- 00:39:49,463 --> 00:39:53,297
- You can talk to your mom
- after you find the body.
- 620
- 00:39:54,172 --> 00:39:56,880
- - Room service.
- - I'm not getting it.
- 621
- 00:39:57,713 --> 00:40:00,047
- - Must be my dress.
- - Wait!
- 622
- 00:40:02,963 --> 00:40:05,172
- Sweet Lord.
- Is this the wrong room?
- 623
- 00:40:05,297 --> 00:40:08,338
- - No, it's right.
- - Well done, President.
- 624
- 00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:11,838
- Now I know why you ordered
- oysters and champagne!
- 625
- 00:40:12,088 --> 00:40:13,755
- You know nothing!
- 626
- 00:40:14,005 --> 00:40:18,463
- They got married this morning
- so I ordered it to celebrate.
- 627
- 00:40:18,588 --> 00:40:20,130
- Congrats!
- 628
- 00:40:20,422 --> 00:40:25,255
- The Bianchinis, my friends who will now
- be staying in room 650.
- 629
- 00:40:25,630 --> 00:40:28,130
- Now that you know everything,
- you can go.
- 630
- 00:40:31,838 --> 00:40:34,172
- - More?
- - For the bride's dress.
- 631
- 00:40:34,297 --> 00:40:37,797
- Why the rush to get it back?
- Aren't you on your honeymoon?
- 632
- 00:40:38,338 --> 00:40:40,422
- At times, your bullshit is funny.
- 633
- 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:45,047
- Thanks, President, at your service.
- Call me as much as you want.
- 634
- 00:40:45,463 --> 00:40:48,255
- Let's move him to room 650.
- 635
- 00:40:48,338 --> 00:40:50,213
- Come on, Bianchini!
- 636
- 00:40:51,005 --> 00:40:52,338
- - Give me a hand.
- - Oh, God!
- 637
- 00:40:52,672 --> 00:40:54,047
- - Excuse me?
- - What?
- 638
- 00:40:54,213 --> 00:40:56,338
- - Your belt was in the hall.
- - Thank you.
- 639
- 00:40:56,547 --> 00:40:59,713
- - Sweet Lord, who's that?
- - Vincenzo. Bianchini's brother.
- 640
- 00:41:00,297 --> 00:41:02,630
- - Is he ill?
- - No, just drunk.
- 641
- 00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:06,630
- He was the best man this morning,
- and then boozed it up.
- 642
- 00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:09,547
- Who dresses like Santa Claus
- for a wedding?
- 643
- 00:41:09,838 --> 00:41:12,338
- - Mind your fucking business.
- - Just asking.
- 644
- 00:41:12,463 --> 00:41:14,963
- Ask yourself this...
- 645
- 00:41:15,213 --> 00:41:17,672
- if you want to safeguard
- the Bianchinis' honor,
- 646
- 00:41:17,755 --> 00:41:19,922
- can you keep your mouth shut?
- 647
- 00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:21,713
- Mum's the word.
- 648
- 00:41:28,588 --> 00:41:32,797
- We're doomed.
- A witness has seen the corpse.
- 649
- 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,880
- Your brilliant plan is a flop.
- 650
- 00:41:35,172 --> 00:41:40,922
- How can I pretend the body in room 650
- is my brother Vincenzo's?
- 651
- 00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:42,755
- Calm down!
- 652
- 00:41:43,838 --> 00:41:48,338
- We are faced with an emergency.
- We need to think this through.
- 653
- 00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:51,213
- Quit saying "we", please.
- 654
- 00:41:51,588 --> 00:41:55,463
- - I'm voting for the Democrats, next time!
- - Good.
- 655
- 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,880
- Democrat or 5 Star supporter?
- 656
- 00:41:58,130 --> 00:42:01,838
- Partisan grandpa, unionist father,
- Berlinguer was my hero.
- 657
- 00:42:02,172 --> 00:42:03,880
- Then I jumped on their bandwagon.
- 658
- 00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:07,713
- How depressing,
- all those principles up in smoke.
- 659
- 00:42:08,255 --> 00:42:10,380
- How dare you talk about principles?
- 660
- 00:42:10,505 --> 00:42:13,338
- You were on Celebrity Survivor!
- 661
- 00:42:13,547 --> 00:42:17,255
- The Democrats only elected you
- because you're hot.
- 662
- 00:42:18,547 --> 00:42:19,672
- I'm leaving.
- 663
- 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:24,088
- You're going to leave
- your brother-in-law's body here?
- 664
- 00:42:24,297 --> 00:42:27,297
- Brother-in-law, my foot.
- I'm splitting.
- 665
- 00:42:27,463 --> 00:42:29,797
- If you go out that way, they'll see you.
- 666
- 00:42:29,963 --> 00:42:32,755
- - Mrs. Bianchini can do as she pleases.
- - Right.
- 667
- 00:42:35,172 --> 00:42:37,255
- Mr. President, I'm going to split, too.
- 668
- 00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:42,422
- You will stay put
- until we have a plan for this body.
- 669
- 00:42:43,672 --> 00:42:45,255
- Fine, what?
- 670
- 00:42:50,088 --> 00:42:52,838
- - Idea!
- - Your ideas scare me.
- 671
- 00:42:55,672 --> 00:42:59,172
- I have an idea and it's brilliant
- like all new ideas!
- 672
- 00:43:01,297 --> 00:43:05,338
- You will pick up this body
- and toss it into the Danube.
- 673
- 00:43:05,838 --> 00:43:07,338
- But how?
- 674
- 00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,547
- - A wheelchair?
- - Yes.
- 675
- 00:43:09,672 --> 00:43:11,922
- Yes. You must have one on the premises.
- 676
- 00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:15,838
- Of course, President.
- The hotel has one for emergencies.
- 677
- 00:43:16,088 --> 00:43:17,505
- Like now.
- 678
- 00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:18,963
- All right.
- 679
- 00:43:19,505 --> 00:43:23,005
- It won't be easy.
- I have to go fetch it from storage,
- 680
- 00:43:23,338 --> 00:43:25,838
- haul it upstairs...
- It'll be a real hassle.
- 681
- 00:43:26,297 --> 00:43:28,297
- I'm sweating just thinking about it.
- 682
- 00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:31,380
- I understand,
- but I'm out of cash now.
- 683
- 00:43:31,713 --> 00:43:33,505
- How about a credit card?
- 684
- 00:43:34,047 --> 00:43:36,005
- I'll bring up the card processor, sir.
- 685
- 00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:38,630
- Process my ass...
- 686
- 00:43:44,130 --> 00:43:45,880
- You're sure you didn't see her?
- 687
- 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,172
- I think you're hiding something from me.
- 688
- 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,630
- Now what?!
- 689
- 00:44:03,922 --> 00:44:06,505
- Everything's fine, Pinna, no worries.
- 690
- 00:44:14,338 --> 00:44:15,338
- Mr. Bianchini.
- 691
- 00:44:15,755 --> 00:44:17,755
- - Need help?
- - No, thanks.
- 692
- 00:44:18,005 --> 00:44:21,297
- My staff informed me
- that your brother is feeling ill.
- 693
- 00:44:22,172 --> 00:44:24,172
- - Is that him?
- - Unfortunately.
- 694
- 00:44:24,588 --> 00:44:26,880
- Dressed as Santa Claus?
- 695
- 00:44:28,172 --> 00:44:30,963
- He looks unwell, almost dead.
- 696
- 00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:34,130
- Nonsense, he's just hungover.
- 697
- 00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:38,130
- Want me to find a room for him, too?
- 698
- 00:44:38,422 --> 00:44:41,963
- No, he's going on a long trip, now.
- Right, Vincenzo?
- 699
- 00:44:43,713 --> 00:44:45,422
- Shall I call a doctor?
- 700
- 00:44:46,088 --> 00:44:48,588
- Want a doctor, Vincenzo?
- He said no.
- 701
- 00:44:49,088 --> 00:44:53,422
- Some fresh air will do him good.
- Which way is the Danube?
- 702
- 00:44:54,463 --> 00:44:56,463
- Keep going straight
- and you'll walk into it.
- 703
- 00:44:56,922 --> 00:44:59,047
- Walk into it? Perfect.
- 704
- 00:45:00,172 --> 00:45:01,588
- Wait!
- 705
- 00:45:05,255 --> 00:45:07,713
- - Why'd you hide it?
- - What?
- 706
- 00:45:09,005 --> 00:45:11,713
- That you got married this morning.
- 707
- 00:45:11,797 --> 00:45:15,172
- Yes, but I didn't think
- it was important news.
- 708
- 00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:18,797
- I'll send a bottle of champagne
- up to room 650.
- 709
- 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,130
- No, thanks, no more alcohol!
- 710
- 00:45:21,547 --> 00:45:23,797
- As the president says,
- I need to remain sober.
- 711
- 00:45:30,255 --> 00:45:34,422
- Italy has a solid relationship
- with your lovely Hungary.
- 712
- 00:45:38,755 --> 00:45:42,505
- Italy has a solid relationship
- with your lovely Hungary.
- 713
- 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,297
- Giulia, what are you doing here?
- 714
- 00:45:45,463 --> 00:45:47,088
- - Roberto!
- - Roberto who?
- 715
- 00:45:47,172 --> 00:45:48,630
- My husband is here!
- 716
- 00:45:48,755 --> 00:45:49,922
- The separatist?
- Yes.
- 717
- 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:53,255
- You said he was at
- the northern separatist rally!
- 718
- 00:45:53,547 --> 00:45:54,547
- He's not.
- 719
- 00:45:54,588 --> 00:45:56,213
- - Open up.
- - It's him.
- 720
- 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,505
- I'll break this door down!
- 721
- 00:45:58,588 --> 00:46:01,963
- He will, he's hot-headed,
- a real beast with fists.
- 722
- 00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:05,130
- Hide in there.
- 723
- 00:46:06,047 --> 00:46:07,588
- Quick, quick!
- 724
- 00:46:12,630 --> 00:46:14,505
- - Hello.
- - I'm Roberto Di Leo.
- 725
- 00:46:14,588 --> 00:46:16,463
- Where's my wife, Giulia?
- 726
- 00:46:16,588 --> 00:46:19,713
- - What are you talking about?
- - Drop the act, Mr. President.
- 727
- 00:46:19,797 --> 00:46:21,380
- What?
- 728
- 00:46:34,672 --> 00:46:37,005
- Happy now? See?
- 729
- 00:46:37,463 --> 00:46:40,588
- What makes you think
- your wife would be here?
- 730
- 00:46:40,922 --> 00:46:43,630
- We are bitter enemies,
- politically speaking.
- 731
- 00:46:44,005 --> 00:46:45,838
- Political enemies, secret lovers.
- 732
- 00:46:46,172 --> 00:46:48,297
- - What are you saying?
- - The truth.
- 733
- 00:46:48,463 --> 00:46:50,505
- It all started
- after the Cernobbio Summit,
- 734
- 00:46:50,838 --> 00:46:55,172
- with an anonymous letter:
- "Your wife's hot for the President."
- 735
- 00:46:55,630 --> 00:46:57,172
- "The President"?
- 736
- 00:46:57,422 --> 00:47:00,922
- Everyone's a president in Italy,
- even movie producers.
- 737
- 00:47:01,047 --> 00:47:02,755
- Quit joking!
- 738
- 00:47:03,005 --> 00:47:06,422
- I had you followed...
- one-on-ones, hidden cafes,
- 739
- 00:47:06,963 --> 00:47:10,172
- - tea rooms!
- - Tea rooms, I get it...
- 740
- 00:47:10,922 --> 00:47:15,130
- Okay, we have met up,
- but only to try and find a way
- 741
- 00:47:15,422 --> 00:47:18,880
- to form an alliance
- with the Democratic party.
- 742
- 00:47:19,047 --> 00:47:23,963
- You're a northern separatist
- who acts like a jealous southerner.
- 743
- 00:47:24,422 --> 00:47:26,547
- - Giorgetti would ban you!
- - Be quiet.
- 744
- 00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:29,505
- Your affair is in the public eye.
- 745
- 00:47:29,630 --> 00:47:31,505
- Gossip shows are after you,
- 746
- 00:47:31,672 --> 00:47:35,672
- they sent a reporter
- to Budapest to tail you.
- 747
- 00:47:35,922 --> 00:47:38,547
- - "Budapest love nest"!
- - Knock it off!
- 748
- 00:47:38,713 --> 00:47:41,213
- The reporter told me:
- 749
- 00:47:41,338 --> 00:47:44,380
- "Di Leo, you'll catch them in Budapest."
- 750
- 00:47:44,547 --> 00:47:45,963
- So I came here.
- 751
- 00:47:46,088 --> 00:47:49,755
- He climbed up a scaffolding
- and called me:
- 752
- 00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:52,547
- "Hurry, I'm watching them
- from the window..."
- 753
- 00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:55,422
- Then the call ended.
- 754
- 00:47:56,047 --> 00:47:57,755
- - Santa Claus!
- - Who?
- 755
- 00:47:58,005 --> 00:47:59,755
- No, nothing...
- 756
- 00:48:00,255 --> 00:48:01,588
- - Well?
- - Well, what?
- 757
- 00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:04,255
- Okay, I confess.
- 758
- 00:48:04,338 --> 00:48:06,505
- Your wife came to my suite.
- 759
- 00:48:06,797 --> 00:48:08,463
- Damn her!
- 760
- 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,297
- - But not for me.
- - For who?
- 761
- 00:48:13,838 --> 00:48:16,380
- Walter Bianchini,
- my new personal assistant.
- 762
- 00:48:17,047 --> 00:48:21,213
- You think I'm a sucker?
- My wife is sneaking around with you.
- 763
- 00:48:21,505 --> 00:48:24,463
- Fine, then I'll confess everything.
- 764
- 00:48:24,797 --> 00:48:28,088
- You know that my pillars
- are based on principles.
- 765
- 00:48:28,713 --> 00:48:33,672
- I tried to get Walter Bianchini
- out of your wife's head,
- 766
- 00:48:33,922 --> 00:48:35,838
- but to no avail.
- 767
- 00:48:35,922 --> 00:48:39,755
- Because he's a playboy
- who's slept with half the Senate.
- 768
- 00:48:39,838 --> 00:48:41,547
- Heaps in Guidonia!
- 769
- 00:48:41,630 --> 00:48:44,422
- He's a sex-addicted rabbit.
- 770
- 00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:45,922
- Don't believe it?
- 771
- 00:48:46,088 --> 00:48:50,130
- Then go ask the front desk
- about room 650,
- 772
- 00:48:50,213 --> 00:48:54,630
- it's reserved for Walter Bianchini
- and your Giulia.
- 773
- 00:48:57,463 --> 00:48:58,672
- What's wrong?
- 774
- 00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:01,422
- It's all my fault.
- 775
- 00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:04,422
- Knock it off, be a man.
- 776
- 00:49:04,672 --> 00:49:07,463
- Let it all out, come on.
- 777
- 00:49:07,588 --> 00:49:10,047
- I've always neglected Giulia,
- 778
- 00:49:10,213 --> 00:49:13,672
- that's why
- she's gone after Bianchini.
- 779
- 00:49:13,797 --> 00:49:16,297
- Because I'm not a hot-blooded man,
- 780
- 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,838
- I'm not passionate.
- 781
- 00:49:19,422 --> 00:49:20,838
- You're cold, icy?
- 782
- 00:49:21,463 --> 00:49:25,422
- Yes, and I often strike out
- between the sheets.
- 783
- 00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:27,422
- Shooting blanks?
- 784
- 00:49:28,463 --> 00:49:31,297
- I'd say this is rather serious.
- 785
- 00:49:31,630 --> 00:49:35,297
- You see, I love Guilia
- so much that I can't...
- 786
- 00:49:35,588 --> 00:49:37,880
- We could work on this, no?
- 787
- 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,088
- - You think?
- - Try.
- 788
- 00:49:42,338 --> 00:49:45,172
- But that Bianchini guy...
- 789
- 00:49:45,588 --> 00:49:49,297
- I'll go kick down the door to room 650
- and kill him!
- 790
- 00:49:49,588 --> 00:49:52,797
- Nobody's there, now,
- they went out.
- 791
- 00:49:52,922 --> 00:49:54,172
- Where?
- 792
- 00:49:54,338 --> 00:49:56,588
- Dunno, a stroll along the Danube.
- 793
- 00:49:56,755 --> 00:50:00,255
- Well, they'll be back.
- I'll stand there and wait.
- 794
- 00:50:00,338 --> 00:50:02,422
- Good idea, go.
- 795
- 00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:05,797
- Catch the rabbit and keep me posted.
- 796
- 00:50:09,088 --> 00:50:11,880
- - Who's this?
- - The hotel's richest man.
- 797
- 00:50:12,505 --> 00:50:14,338
- - Goodbye.
- - Eavesdropping?
- 798
- 00:50:14,422 --> 00:50:16,172
- - I was looking for...
- - What?
- 799
- 00:50:16,463 --> 00:50:18,213
- I came to get the cart.
- 800
- 00:50:18,297 --> 00:50:22,588
- Fine, get rid of everything
- and put that chair back, too.
- 801
- 00:50:22,672 --> 00:50:24,005
- All right.
- 802
- 00:50:29,838 --> 00:50:32,630
- - How did I do?
- - Amazing.
- 803
- 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:36,922
- - Thanks.
- - Not you... Roberto!
- 804
- 00:50:37,630 --> 00:50:39,547
- Now I know he really loves me.
- 805
- 00:50:39,630 --> 00:50:41,297
- He's never opened up like that.
- 806
- 00:50:41,588 --> 00:50:44,838
- He was even brave enough
- to admit his minor dysfunction.
- 807
- 00:50:45,213 --> 00:50:46,713
- Minor?
- 808
- 00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:49,047
- I'm glad nothing happened between us.
- 809
- 00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:51,422
- At least I won't feel guilty.
- 810
- 00:50:51,672 --> 00:50:53,422
- He thinks Bianchini's guilty.
- 811
- 00:50:54,797 --> 00:50:57,380
- Go back to your hotel now.
- 812
- 00:50:57,505 --> 00:51:01,963
- Actually, go this way.
- Call Roberto when you get back there.
- 813
- 00:51:02,297 --> 00:51:04,338
- - And say what?
- - Dunno.
- 814
- 00:51:04,422 --> 00:51:07,880
- You're in Matteo Renzi's party,
- didn't he teach you to lie?
- 815
- 00:51:07,963 --> 00:51:09,838
- Look who's talking.
- 816
- 00:51:10,005 --> 00:51:13,380
- Darling, go...
- before I vote you off the island.
- 817
- 00:51:13,672 --> 00:51:15,463
- I may have been on Celebrity Survivor,
- 818
- 00:51:15,755 --> 00:51:18,880
- but ever since I met
- you "real" politicians,
- 819
- 00:51:19,047 --> 00:51:21,755
- I've considered going back
- to being a hairdresser!
- 820
- 00:51:22,047 --> 00:51:24,588
- What a nasty bunch.
- Willing to do anything:
- 821
- 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,588
- change your minds,
- jump ship, swap principles in a flash.
- 822
- 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,588
- Poor Italy.
- 823
- 00:51:37,838 --> 00:51:39,088
- Great legs!
- 824
- 00:51:42,838 --> 00:51:44,005
- Eavesdropping again?
- 825
- 00:51:44,255 --> 00:51:46,838
- - No, I'm still looking for...
- - What?
- 826
- 00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:49,172
- - My tip.
- - Here's your tip.
- 827
- 00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:51,880
- - You've disappointed me.
- - You've pissed me off.
- 828
- 00:51:52,255 --> 00:51:56,172
- Can't wait to see this cheapskate's
- financial legislation!
- 829
- 00:51:57,588 --> 00:51:59,463
- Don't touch a thing.
- 830
- 00:52:10,047 --> 00:52:11,922
- - Hello?
- - Walter?
- 831
- 00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:14,297
- This isn't Walter, who's this?
- 832
- 00:52:14,797 --> 00:52:16,047
- His mom, who are you?
- 833
- 00:52:16,422 --> 00:52:18,505
- Room service
- at Budapest's Grand Hotel.
- 834
- 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,255
- He's in a different hotel now?
- 835
- 00:52:21,505 --> 00:52:24,213
- Yes, thanks to President Rispoli
- 836
- 00:52:24,422 --> 00:52:27,172
- who offered him a room
- for his honeymoon.
- 837
- 00:52:28,255 --> 00:52:31,297
- - Walter got married?
- - Yes, this morning.
- 838
- 00:52:32,172 --> 00:52:34,380
- - You weren't at the wedding?
- - Dear God.
- 839
- 00:52:34,463 --> 00:52:37,630
- Lovely guests, lovely party,
- and such good food!
- 840
- 00:52:37,838 --> 00:52:39,922
- I'm going to faint!
- 841
- 00:52:40,755 --> 00:52:43,255
- Come on, ma'am...
- 842
- 00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:46,547
- I'm going to have a stroke!
- Oh, God...
- 843
- 00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:48,172
- Hello?
- 844
- 00:52:48,297 --> 00:52:49,338
- Walter...
- 845
- 00:52:49,588 --> 00:52:50,838
- Hello?
- 846
- 00:52:51,713 --> 00:52:53,630
- Mom got cut off.
- 847
- 00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:57,380
- He didn't even invite his mom?
- How shameful.
- 848
- 00:52:57,630 --> 00:52:59,505
- What can you do...
- 849
- 00:52:59,713 --> 00:53:01,672
- A mother feeds 100 kids,
- 850
- 00:53:01,797 --> 00:53:04,338
- but 100 kids don't feed a mother.
- 851
- 00:54:40,505 --> 00:54:43,755
- Oh, God, Santa Claus!
- Where's the body?
- 852
- 00:54:43,963 --> 00:54:47,130
- I have to tell the President!
- Where's my phone?
- 853
- 00:54:47,630 --> 00:54:49,297
- In the suite.
- 854
- 00:54:55,922 --> 00:54:58,047
- Berta, it's Mrs. Bianchini.
- 855
- 00:54:59,047 --> 00:55:01,922
- Mrs. Bianchini, what a surprise!
- 856
- 00:55:02,213 --> 00:55:04,755
- I ran into your son
- by chance in Budapest.
- 857
- 00:55:05,047 --> 00:55:07,088
- I'm calling about that wretch.
- 858
- 00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:10,047
- He got married this morning.
- It was a secret wedding.
- 859
- 00:55:10,297 --> 00:55:12,297
- My son's life is a mystery.
- 860
- 00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:14,922
- I need you to solve it.
- Go find him!
- 861
- 00:55:15,422 --> 00:55:18,255
- He's honeymooning at Grand Hotel.
- 862
- 00:55:18,672 --> 00:55:21,463
- Go there and call me
- when you have news.
- 863
- 00:55:21,672 --> 00:55:24,547
- Do you understand? Hurry,
- I'm a bundle of nerves!
- 864
- 00:55:26,838 --> 00:55:28,630
- Italians...
- 865
- 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:33,463
- 3,000 forints, please.
- 866
- 00:55:33,713 --> 00:55:37,380
- I left the necklace Roberto gave me
- at Franco's.
- 867
- 00:55:40,797 --> 00:55:44,213
- If I'm not wearing it,
- Roberto will never forgive me.
- 868
- 00:56:06,547 --> 00:56:08,338
- How's your brother?
- 869
- 00:56:08,463 --> 00:56:10,672
- He dis... departed.
- 870
- 00:56:11,338 --> 00:56:14,422
- Excuse me, I heard
- you were looking for the President.
- 871
- 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,380
- Are you part of the delegation?
- 872
- 00:56:17,963 --> 00:56:22,338
- Do you know Walter Bianchini,
- the President's secretary?
- 873
- 00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:24,130
- Yes, why?
- 874
- 00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,797
- - I want to kill him.
- - Why?
- 875
- 00:56:27,338 --> 00:56:30,005
- He's having an affair
- with Giulia Rossi, my wife.
- 876
- 00:56:30,463 --> 00:56:33,213
- - Says who?
- - The President.
- 877
- 00:56:33,755 --> 00:56:36,005
- - What an asshole.
- - The President?
- 878
- 00:56:36,172 --> 00:56:38,463
- No, Bianchini.
- 879
- 00:56:38,672 --> 00:56:42,672
- When I find him, I'll kick his balls in
- and head-butt him.
- 880
- 00:56:42,922 --> 00:56:44,588
- - Thug style?
- - Yes.
- 881
- 00:56:45,755 --> 00:56:47,172
- Then I'll punch him.
- 882
- 00:56:47,422 --> 00:56:51,463
- It won't be easy. Bianchini's big,
- a 7-foot giant.
- 883
- 00:56:51,797 --> 00:56:54,630
- Massive shoulders,
- shovel-like hands,
- 884
- 00:56:54,963 --> 00:56:58,005
- he's an ex-martial arts champ.
- I'd steer clear.
- 885
- 00:56:58,713 --> 00:57:02,713
- I'll get a bulldozer from Civitavecchia
- and pave him.
- 886
- 00:57:06,755 --> 00:57:08,422
- What a day...
- 887
- 00:57:13,838 --> 00:57:15,672
- Here you go, 6,000 forints.
- 888
- 00:57:22,297 --> 00:57:23,963
- Oh no, my shawl...
- 889
- 00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,630
- Who gives a shit.
- 890
- 00:57:55,713 --> 00:57:57,672
- "Welcome, newlyweds"...
- 891
- 00:58:00,255 --> 00:58:02,047
- I'm not married, I'm a bachelor.
- 892
- 00:58:15,088 --> 00:58:16,088
- Pinna!
- 893
- 00:58:16,713 --> 00:58:18,380
- You suck!
- 894
- 00:58:18,838 --> 00:58:20,547
- Mr. President?
- 895
- 00:58:25,713 --> 00:58:29,588
- Fracassi, you said it'd be a full house,
- standing room only.
- 896
- 00:58:29,713 --> 00:58:32,255
- Mr. President, it's Christmas.
- 897
- 00:58:32,838 --> 00:58:35,380
- If Rocco Siffredi were here,
- it'd be jam-packed.
- 898
- 00:58:35,505 --> 00:58:37,297
- Like the stadium.
- 899
- 00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:08,672
- My goodness!
- 900
- 00:59:20,547 --> 00:59:23,547
- Italy has a solid relationship
- 901
- 00:59:23,838 --> 00:59:26,005
- with your lovely Hungary.
- 902
- 00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:31,963
- Respectful and warm greetings to all!
- 903
- 00:59:32,797 --> 00:59:37,088
- I am delighted that so many of you
- have come despite the Christmas season.
- 904
- 00:59:38,047 --> 00:59:41,297
- Italy and your wonderful country, Hungary
- 905
- 00:59:41,547 --> 00:59:45,088
- have shared an intimate connection
- since ancient times.
- 906
- 00:59:45,713 --> 00:59:46,713
- I promise
- 907
- 00:59:47,213 --> 00:59:50,213
- I will do my best to make our friendship
- even more fruitful.
- 908
- 00:59:56,422 --> 00:59:59,255
- How can we forget
- Prince Eugene of Savoy,
- 909
- 00:59:59,713 --> 01:00:02,880
- who halted the Ottoman onslaught
- on Buda's hills
- 910
- 01:00:02,963 --> 01:00:06,130
- to reaffirm Christian principles
- in Magyar territory.
- 911
- 01:00:08,505 --> 01:00:11,088
- We helped reaffirm Christian principles.
- 912
- 01:00:22,422 --> 01:00:23,797
- I feel obliged...
- 913
- 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:27,422
- Excuse me...
- 914
- 01:00:29,255 --> 01:00:30,172
- It's work.
- 915
- 01:00:30,255 --> 01:00:31,255
- Work.
- 916
- 01:00:31,505 --> 01:00:33,505
- An important State matter...
- 917
- 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,547
- Donald calling from the Oval Office.
- 918
- 01:00:36,672 --> 01:00:37,672
- Donald?
- 919
- 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,838
- - Donald?
- - Forget Donald, it's me.
- 920
- 01:00:41,047 --> 01:00:43,088
- Any news about the Danube?
- 921
- 01:00:43,630 --> 01:00:46,880
- I have some news:
- bad news and worse news.
- 922
- 01:00:48,630 --> 01:00:49,755
- Deep shit!
- 923
- 01:00:50,172 --> 01:00:52,505
- - The bad news?
- - The body vanished.
- 924
- 01:00:52,755 --> 01:00:55,088
- That's great news!
- 925
- 01:00:55,505 --> 01:00:57,463
- The worse news?
- 926
- 01:00:59,755 --> 01:01:01,422
- The body reappeared
- 927
- 01:01:01,630 --> 01:01:03,630
- and is about to sneak into your suite.
- 928
- 01:01:03,922 --> 01:01:04,922
- Walking dead?
- 929
- 01:01:05,213 --> 01:01:08,213
- And I'm shitting myself.
- Gotta go, Prez.
- 930
- 01:01:08,547 --> 01:01:10,172
- Freeze, don't move.
- 931
- 01:01:10,380 --> 01:01:12,213
- Don't hurt me, Santa Zombie.
- 932
- 01:01:12,463 --> 01:01:14,922
- I'm an only child
- who cares for his sick mother.
- 933
- 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:18,547
- Where's President Rispoli
- and Senator Rossi?
- 934
- 01:01:33,255 --> 01:01:34,797
- Still here?
- 935
- 01:01:35,047 --> 01:01:37,338
- - It's a long story.
- - So I see.
- 936
- 01:01:37,547 --> 01:01:39,088
- - And you?
- - A long story.
- 937
- 01:01:39,297 --> 01:01:42,755
- Help me hide this corpse,
- if it is a corpse.
- 938
- 01:01:43,005 --> 01:01:45,463
- - Meaning?
- - I told you it's a long story.
- 939
- 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,130
- - Where's my husband's room?
- - Almost there.
- 940
- 01:01:52,422 --> 01:01:55,213
- Mrs. Rispoli, the President's wife.
- Hide in the bedroom.
- 941
- 01:01:55,422 --> 01:01:57,088
- - My bag.
- - Yes.
- 942
- 01:01:57,630 --> 01:02:00,463
- The hallway is so long!
- 943
- 01:02:00,797 --> 01:02:02,047
- Here we are.
- 944
- 01:02:02,463 --> 01:02:04,172
- Mrs. Rispoli...
- 945
- 01:02:04,630 --> 01:02:07,255
- this is the hotel's nicest suite.
- 946
- 01:02:08,088 --> 01:02:09,672
- Delightful.
- 947
- 01:02:09,922 --> 01:02:11,755
- - Looks like a museum.
- - Thanks.
- 948
- 01:02:11,963 --> 01:02:13,797
- I'll put your bag in the room.
- 949
- 01:02:13,963 --> 01:02:15,838
- No! No.
- 950
- 01:02:16,297 --> 01:02:18,880
- Bianchini? What a surprise!
- 951
- 01:02:19,047 --> 01:02:20,422
- In the closet?
- 952
- 01:02:20,505 --> 01:02:23,422
- Give it to me, carrying bags is my job.
- 953
- 01:02:25,047 --> 01:02:27,088
- - Here.
- - Only five?
- 954
- 01:02:27,505 --> 01:02:29,297
- I'm a bag-carrier, not the President.
- 955
- 01:02:29,380 --> 01:02:31,005
- - Five euros?
- - Scram.
- 956
- 01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:34,963
- Franco was right,
- it's a delightful suite.
- 957
- 01:02:35,422 --> 01:02:38,963
- Before becoming First Lady
- I only went on field trips.
- 958
- 01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:42,547
- I teach geography,
- but I've never been to Budapest.
- 959
- 01:02:42,838 --> 01:02:47,838
- To be honest, I've never seen
- a hotel like this before!
- 960
- 01:02:47,963 --> 01:02:50,713
- Why the unexpected visit,
- Mrs. Marisa?
- 961
- 01:02:50,797 --> 01:02:53,213
- Because today's our wedding anniversary,
- 962
- 01:02:53,588 --> 01:02:57,047
- but with all of his duties,
- Franco must have forgotten.
- 963
- 01:02:57,213 --> 01:02:59,255
- So I decided to surprise him.
- 964
- 01:02:59,672 --> 01:03:03,047
- I know my husband
- and he'll be thrilled to see me.
- 965
- 01:03:03,172 --> 01:03:04,922
- Overjoyed.
- 966
- 01:03:05,005 --> 01:03:07,588
- What a lovely lady!
- Who is she?
- 967
- 01:03:07,713 --> 01:03:09,422
- Dunno, some dame.
- 968
- 01:03:09,963 --> 01:03:12,338
- Bianchini, why aren't you with him?
- 969
- 01:03:12,630 --> 01:03:16,505
- I came back here to get
- some documents he'd forgotten.
- 970
- 01:03:16,588 --> 01:03:18,630
- He forgets everything!
- 971
- 01:03:19,005 --> 01:03:23,005
- - Bet he keeps you running around.
- - Especially today...
- 972
- 01:03:23,255 --> 01:03:25,630
- How can you stand such intensity?
- 973
- 01:03:25,713 --> 01:03:29,630
- I get breathless just thinking about it.
- 974
- 01:03:30,380 --> 01:03:31,922
- Okay. Bianchini,
- 975
- 01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:36,713
- I'll go freshen up
- and take a look at the bedroom.
- 976
- 01:03:38,255 --> 01:03:40,755
- - Don't go in this room.
- - Why?
- 977
- 01:03:41,088 --> 01:03:43,338
- Because it's better over there.
- Where?
- 978
- 01:03:43,672 --> 01:03:44,922
- In my room.
- 979
- 01:03:46,588 --> 01:03:49,880
- - You're in this hotel, too?
- - Yes, room 650. Come...
- 980
- 01:03:50,255 --> 01:03:53,338
- - Where?
- - Over there, just us two.
- 981
- 01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:54,880
- Now's our chance.
- 982
- 01:03:55,047 --> 01:03:57,130
- Our chance for what?
- 983
- 01:03:58,172 --> 01:03:59,755
- To make love.
- 984
- 01:04:04,922 --> 01:04:06,047
- Crazy!
- 985
- 01:04:06,255 --> 01:04:08,547
- You are crazy!
- 986
- 01:04:08,713 --> 01:04:12,380
- Yes.
- I'm crazy about you, Marisa.
- 987
- 01:04:13,547 --> 01:04:17,463
- I feel so odd, like I'm alive.
- 988
- 01:04:17,672 --> 01:04:19,505
- How incredible!
- 989
- 01:04:19,672 --> 01:04:21,380
- You are amazing.
- 990
- 01:04:22,172 --> 01:04:24,838
- It was love at first sight,
- don't resist me.
- 991
- 01:04:26,088 --> 01:04:27,338
- I won't.
- 992
- 01:04:32,547 --> 01:04:35,380
- Why'd you wait so long?
- 993
- 01:04:35,588 --> 01:04:38,547
- - Not again!
- - Why'd you keep it bottled up?
- 994
- 01:04:38,755 --> 01:04:41,588
- Because I toe the line.
- You shouldn't.
- 995
- 01:04:42,672 --> 01:04:43,672
- Walter.
- 996
- 01:04:44,797 --> 01:04:48,088
- I've been married for ages,
- I didn't have tenure,
- 997
- 01:04:48,172 --> 01:04:50,338
- then my husband took to politics
- 998
- 01:04:50,422 --> 01:04:53,422
- and doesn't look at me anymore,
- barely touches me,
- 999
- 01:04:53,505 --> 01:04:55,547
- he's focused on his career,
- 1000
- 01:04:55,713 --> 01:04:57,422
- on meeting with Macron, Merkel...
- 1001
- 01:04:57,630 --> 01:04:59,880
- It's all become so dull.
- 1002
- 01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:03,172
- But right by his side
- 1003
- 01:05:03,338 --> 01:05:06,588
- was a man who longed for me.
- 1004
- 01:05:06,672 --> 01:05:08,255
- A lot!
- 1005
- 01:05:09,130 --> 01:05:11,422
- Let's get to it.
- Room 650 awaits!
- 1006
- 01:05:11,505 --> 01:05:12,922
- No, wait.
- 1007
- 01:05:13,047 --> 01:05:15,505
- They'll see us in the hall,
- we'll use the scaffolding.
- 1008
- 01:05:16,047 --> 01:05:17,672
- Scaffolding...
- 1009
- 01:05:18,047 --> 01:05:19,630
- An adventure.
- 1010
- 01:05:20,588 --> 01:05:22,963
- I brought a negligee with me.
- 1011
- 01:05:23,130 --> 01:05:26,963
- We might not need it,
- but it cost a fortune, so I'll wear it.
- 1012
- 01:05:28,672 --> 01:05:30,255
- Careful!
- 1013
- 01:05:32,838 --> 01:05:34,588
- Goodness...
- 1014
- 01:05:35,172 --> 01:05:36,713
- Hot, cold...
- 1015
- 01:05:36,797 --> 01:05:38,672
- Cold, hot!
- 1016
- 01:05:38,963 --> 01:05:43,172
- I never know what to wear! Bianchini?
- 1017
- 01:05:44,088 --> 01:05:45,755
- Where are you?
- 1018
- 01:05:45,838 --> 01:05:47,630
- - Franco?
- - You?
- 1019
- 01:05:47,838 --> 01:05:50,755
- I left this behind.
- Roberto's wedding gift.
- 1020
- 01:05:51,213 --> 01:05:55,713
- I saw him fuming in the lobby,
- he wants to kill Bianchini!
- 1021
- 01:05:55,922 --> 01:05:59,380
- - Did you see Bianchini?
- - Yes, I have some bad news.
- 1022
- 01:05:59,630 --> 01:06:02,005
- Bad and worse news?
- 1023
- 01:06:02,088 --> 01:06:04,547
- No, just worse news. Come here.
- 1024
- 01:06:04,672 --> 01:06:06,255
- What?
- 1025
- 01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:08,380
- First news.
- 1026
- 01:06:08,505 --> 01:06:10,838
- I thought he had risen?
- 1027
- 01:06:11,213 --> 01:06:13,047
- Whatever.
- 1028
- 01:06:13,255 --> 01:06:15,088
- - Know who he is?
- - No.
- 1029
- 01:06:15,338 --> 01:06:18,213
- - A gossip reporter.
- - Oh, God!
- 1030
- 01:06:18,422 --> 01:06:22,713
- The second news is even worse,
- so brace yourself.
- 1031
- 01:06:22,838 --> 01:06:25,088
- - Have a seat.
- - No, I'm too tense.
- 1032
- 01:06:25,297 --> 01:06:28,172
- Know who's come to Budapest? Your...
- 1033
- 01:06:28,505 --> 01:06:30,422
- - What now?
- - My head.
- 1034
- 01:06:30,588 --> 01:06:33,630
- He dies, rises, then dies again.
- What's wrong?
- 1035
- 01:06:33,755 --> 01:06:35,463
- Do you know who I am?
- 1036
- 01:06:36,088 --> 01:06:37,422
- - No!
- - No!
- 1037
- 01:06:37,588 --> 01:06:40,505
- Then we're screwed,
- because I don't remember.
- 1038
- 01:06:40,713 --> 01:06:43,547
- - What's my name?
- - This news is...
- 1039
- 01:06:43,713 --> 01:06:45,463
- Dreadful.
- 1040
- 01:06:45,713 --> 01:06:47,922
- Why am I dressed like this?
- 1041
- 01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:50,588
- Why was I in a closet
- in your home?
- 1042
- 01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:55,755
- No, this isn't our home,
- this is a hotel.
- 1043
- 01:06:55,963 --> 01:06:58,463
- - A hotel?
- - Yes, hotel.
- 1044
- 01:06:59,130 --> 01:07:01,422
- Now it's starting to come back.
- 1045
- 01:07:01,630 --> 01:07:03,588
- Don't exert yourself.
- 1046
- 01:07:03,797 --> 01:07:07,338
- - Ouch, my head.
- - See? Don't exert yourself.
- 1047
- 01:07:07,547 --> 01:07:08,797
- - You're lucky.
- - Why?
- 1048
- 01:07:09,047 --> 01:07:12,005
- Because we have a doctor here,
- a neurologist.
- 1049
- 01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:14,672
- She's great, we'll consult her.
- 1050
- 01:07:15,588 --> 01:07:18,047
- Dr. Neurologist,
- what should he do?
- 1051
- 01:07:18,213 --> 01:07:21,672
- Total bed rest, eyes closed, lying down.
- 1052
- 01:07:22,005 --> 01:07:24,588
- - To the bedroom.
- - Let's go.
- 1053
- 01:07:26,547 --> 01:07:30,380
- Come to think of it,
- your faces look familiar.
- 1054
- 01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:33,380
- You're not cooperating.
- 1055
- 01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:35,630
- Stop thinking! Stop thinking!
- 1056
- 01:07:36,797 --> 01:07:41,213
- God, what a day.
- Her, them, the corpse...
- 1057
- 01:07:42,297 --> 01:07:43,838
- He's gone again?
- 1058
- 01:07:43,963 --> 01:07:45,255
- Bianchini?
- 1059
- 01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:47,505
- Where the heck were you?
- 1060
- 01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,672
- - Santa woke up.
- - So I see.
- 1061
- 01:07:50,797 --> 01:07:53,463
- Know who he is?
- A gossip reporter.
- 1062
- 01:07:53,755 --> 01:07:58,922
- Luckily, the bang to the head
- made him lose his memory.
- 1063
- 01:07:59,213 --> 01:08:03,338
- - Now we have to go back to Plan A.
- - Plan A?
- 1064
- 01:08:03,588 --> 01:08:07,172
- Move him into your room,
- room 650,
- 1065
- 01:08:07,338 --> 01:08:09,963
- because my suite
- is getting rather crowded.
- 1066
- 01:08:10,338 --> 01:08:12,755
- - So is mine.
- - Why?
- 1067
- 01:08:13,713 --> 01:08:17,130
- Sir, take a deep breath,
- sit down and I'll explain.
- 1068
- 01:08:17,422 --> 01:08:19,797
- No, you can explain later,
- 1069
- 01:08:20,005 --> 01:08:23,713
- let's move him before
- he recognizes me, it's our only choice.
- 1070
- 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,338
- We still have Plan B.
- 1071
- 01:08:25,713 --> 01:08:27,422
- - Plan B?
- - Tell the truth.
- 1072
- 01:08:27,672 --> 01:08:29,297
- The truth?
- 1073
- 01:08:29,588 --> 01:08:32,713
- Are you nuts?
- And topple the government?
- 1074
- 01:08:33,130 --> 01:08:35,130
- - I go back to the boondocks?
- - Yes.
- 1075
- 01:08:35,255 --> 01:08:36,755
- - Then Plan A.
- - Good.
- 1076
- 01:08:37,088 --> 01:08:38,922
- He remembered his name!
- 1077
- 01:08:39,005 --> 01:08:41,963
- Oh, God, this is a nightmare!
- 1078
- 01:08:44,505 --> 01:08:45,963
- God, what a madhouse.
- 1079
- 01:08:46,463 --> 01:08:50,213
- These two names
- keep whirling in my mind:
- 1080
- 01:08:50,797 --> 01:08:52,922
- Rossi and Rispoli...
- 1081
- 01:08:53,297 --> 01:08:55,422
- - Ring a bell?
- - No...
- 1082
- 01:08:56,547 --> 01:08:58,755
- Ouch, my head!
- 1083
- 01:08:59,422 --> 01:09:01,880
- Go get my sleeping pills
- in the bathroom.
- 1084
- 01:09:02,255 --> 01:09:04,130
- - How many?
- - The whole box.
- 1085
- 01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:06,422
- - What?
- - And the drops, too.
- 1086
- 01:09:06,547 --> 01:09:07,922
- He'll die.
- 1087
- 01:09:08,380 --> 01:09:11,797
- Then we'll resort to Plan C:
- wheelchair and Danube.
- 1088
- 01:09:12,422 --> 01:09:13,755
- This is politics, baby.
- 1089
- 01:09:14,213 --> 01:09:17,255
- Maybe I should go back
- to the boondocks!
- 1090
- 01:09:17,922 --> 01:09:18,922
- Housekeeping.
- 1091
- 01:09:21,838 --> 01:09:26,005
- Mr. President.
- I'm here for turndown service.
- 1092
- 01:09:26,255 --> 01:09:28,755
- - Who are you?
- - Caterina, I'm from Apulia.
- 1093
- 01:09:29,047 --> 01:09:30,172
- Only Italians work here?
- 1094
- 01:09:30,338 --> 01:09:33,588
- No, we Italians were assigned to you.
- It's an honor.
- 1095
- 01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:38,463
- I came here because I'm dating
- an Apulian porn actor.
- 1096
- 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:42,005
- I see, great.
- But quit dicking around and get out.
- 1097
- 01:09:42,213 --> 01:09:44,338
- - And the bed?
- - Do it later.
- 1098
- 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,755
- Cookie, come here!
- 1099
- 01:09:49,005 --> 01:09:51,047
- I ordered oysters and champagne.
- 1100
- 01:09:51,130 --> 01:09:54,547
- I told you to wait in there,
- your husband could come back.
- 1101
- 01:09:54,672 --> 01:09:55,547
- Yes!
- 1102
- 01:09:55,672 --> 01:09:58,505
- - Sign for the oysters and champagne.
- - God...
- 1103
- 01:10:00,255 --> 01:10:01,422
- Stop it.
- 1104
- 01:10:01,922 --> 01:10:03,505
- Enough!
- 1105
- 01:10:03,922 --> 01:10:05,255
- You leech!
- 1106
- 01:10:05,547 --> 01:10:08,213
- Take an oyster as a tip,
- you might find a pearl.
- 1107
- 01:10:09,172 --> 01:10:12,297
- Props to you, Mr. Bianchini,
- a threesome honeymoon.
- 1108
- 01:10:12,547 --> 01:10:13,963
- Yes, join us!
- 1109
- 01:10:14,255 --> 01:10:17,297
- - Really?
- - No, get lost!
- 1110
- 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:21,463
- - Hope it's the last time I see you.
- - The night is still young.
- 1111
- 01:10:23,630 --> 01:10:26,297
- Let's go back.
- Whatever you want!
- 1112
- 01:10:27,047 --> 01:10:28,963
- Go on, Marisa!
- 1113
- 01:10:30,047 --> 01:10:31,880
- God, Mrs. Rispoli!
- 1114
- 01:10:32,588 --> 01:10:33,963
- Mrs. Rispoli?
- 1115
- 01:10:34,255 --> 01:10:36,130
- For fuck's sake...
- 1116
- 01:10:40,672 --> 01:10:42,797
- Who's that? Coming!
- 1117
- 01:10:57,963 --> 01:10:59,547
- Coming!
- 1118
- 01:11:04,505 --> 01:11:07,255
- Berta, why are you here?
- Pinna let you up?
- 1119
- 01:11:07,380 --> 01:11:08,713
- Your mom sent me.
- 1120
- 01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:11,672
- She said you got married this morning.
- 1121
- 01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,047
- She's worried sick.
- Where's the bride?
- 1122
- 01:11:14,380 --> 01:11:17,672
- Calm down Berta,
- there's no bride, I'm not married.
- 1123
- 01:11:17,922 --> 01:11:20,505
- Walter, what a kiss!
- 1124
- 01:11:20,588 --> 01:11:22,338
- What a bang!
- 1125
- 01:11:22,463 --> 01:11:26,130
- - There is a bride.
- - No, she's the President's wife.
- 1126
- 01:11:26,255 --> 01:11:27,797
- - I'll wait here.
- - Sure.
- 1127
- 01:11:28,005 --> 01:11:30,505
- She said, "Walter, what a kiss!"
- 1128
- 01:11:30,838 --> 01:11:32,547
- Yeah, more or less.
- 1129
- 01:11:33,005 --> 01:11:36,088
- - Where's your wife?
- - In the bedroom but she's not my wife.
- 1130
- 01:11:36,255 --> 01:11:39,047
- - How many women are there?
- - I lost count.
- 1131
- 01:11:39,297 --> 01:11:42,005
- I want to see this bride for myself.
- 1132
- 01:11:42,088 --> 01:11:43,463
- - Come!
- - Where?
- 1133
- 01:11:43,672 --> 01:11:45,880
- - To my room.
- - For what?
- 1134
- 01:11:46,005 --> 01:11:47,755
- Hot lovemaking!
- 1135
- 01:11:51,505 --> 01:11:53,422
- Mr. Walter, are you crazy?
- 1136
- 01:11:53,505 --> 01:11:56,088
- Crazy about you.
- I dream of you more than soccer!
- 1137
- 01:11:56,255 --> 01:11:58,130
- Don't resist me, Berta!
- 1138
- 01:11:58,838 --> 01:12:00,463
- I won't!
- 1139
- 01:12:03,130 --> 01:12:06,005
- Mr. Walter,
- to think we wasted all this time.
- 1140
- 01:12:06,422 --> 01:12:08,672
- I've longed for you all these years...
- 1141
- 01:12:09,963 --> 01:12:12,130
- ...but I kept it bottled up.
- 1142
- 01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:14,463
- That's my line.
- 1143
- 01:12:14,588 --> 01:12:18,505
- And it's the truth because
- I've always liked you.
- 1144
- 01:12:18,797 --> 01:12:20,463
- But you're married!
- 1145
- 01:12:20,588 --> 01:12:23,088
- I'm not married, I'm still a bachelor.
- 1146
- 01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:26,505
- What about the lady in the closet
- and in the bedroom?
- 1147
- 01:12:26,672 --> 01:12:28,713
- I'll explain under the sheets.
- 1148
- 01:12:28,922 --> 01:12:31,422
- - I won't be a mistress!
- - Trust me!
- 1149
- 01:12:33,755 --> 01:12:35,963
- Fine, let's go!
- 1150
- 01:12:39,130 --> 01:12:41,088
- - Come on.
- - Wait.
- 1151
- 01:12:42,047 --> 01:12:43,213
- - The key.
- - Okay.
- 1152
- 01:12:43,422 --> 01:12:47,963
- First room on the left, 650.
- I'll finish up and be right there.
- 1153
- 01:12:48,088 --> 01:12:50,255
- I'll be waiting naked.
- 1154
- 01:12:51,713 --> 01:12:53,880
- All right, baby! I can't wait!
- 1155
- 01:12:58,463 --> 01:12:59,922
- What a babe!
- 1156
- 01:13:02,630 --> 01:13:05,880
- What a dumbass, they all wanted me
- but I had no clue.
- 1157
- 01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:09,922
- - More!
- - More than 80?
- 1158
- 01:13:10,672 --> 01:13:14,380
- Eighty-one, 82, 83, 84, 85...
- 1159
- 01:13:14,588 --> 01:13:16,047
- Enough!
- 1160
- 01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:19,297
- Here.
- 1161
- 01:13:20,672 --> 01:13:23,672
- - What's that?
- - Spa water.
- 1162
- 01:13:25,713 --> 01:13:27,672
- - Will it help?
- - For sure.
- 1163
- 01:13:34,297 --> 01:13:36,547
- He's finally asleep.
- 1164
- 01:13:38,505 --> 01:13:40,963
- Now help me move him to your room.
- 1165
- 01:13:41,130 --> 01:13:42,880
- - Not my room.
- - Why?
- 1166
- 01:13:43,172 --> 01:13:47,047
- Because there's a naked lady
- waiting in my bed for me.
- 1167
- 01:13:47,213 --> 01:13:50,672
- Now's not the time for practical jokes.
- 1168
- 01:13:51,047 --> 01:13:52,755
- What's that?
- 1169
- 01:13:54,963 --> 01:13:58,088
- Marisa! Marisa! Marisa!
- 1170
- 01:13:58,463 --> 01:13:59,463
- Marisa!
- 1171
- 01:13:59,630 --> 01:14:00,755
- - Marisa?
- - Huh?
- 1172
- 01:14:01,088 --> 01:14:06,338
- Why are you in a closet in Budapest
- wearing a negligee?
- 1173
- 01:14:06,505 --> 01:14:08,713
- Where did you get this negligee?
- 1174
- 01:14:09,547 --> 01:14:12,338
- - Why am I here?
- - Why?
- 1175
- 01:14:13,338 --> 01:14:16,005
- I don't know. I don't know.
- 1176
- 01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:18,880
- - My memory's foggy.
- - You, too?
- 1177
- 01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:22,172
- - Thank goodness.
- - Where are we?
- 1178
- 01:14:22,422 --> 01:14:25,005
- - My head hurts.
- - What happened?
- 1179
- 01:14:25,255 --> 01:14:27,922
- The window hit her head
- while she was climbing in.
- 1180
- 01:14:28,088 --> 01:14:30,797
- - Why was she climbing in?
- - I tried to explain before.
- 1181
- 01:14:31,255 --> 01:14:35,338
- It's your anniversary today
- so she came here to surprise you.
- 1182
- 01:14:35,422 --> 01:14:38,797
- Well, she sure did. Sit down, honey.
- 1183
- 01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:43,130
- - No, on this sofa. Fine.
- - No, this one.
- 1184
- 01:14:44,005 --> 01:14:47,463
- She used room 650 to get changed.
- I tried to keep her there
- 1185
- 01:14:47,588 --> 01:14:51,463
- but since I've been up to my neck,
- I lost control of her.
- 1186
- 01:14:51,838 --> 01:14:54,547
- Honey? Honey, look at me.
- 1187
- 01:14:55,213 --> 01:15:00,130
- How could I have forgotten
- our wedding anniversary?
- 1188
- 01:15:00,547 --> 01:15:03,338
- I'm getting screwed by politics.
- 1189
- 01:15:03,463 --> 01:15:05,005
- Not just that.
- 1190
- 01:15:05,130 --> 01:15:08,005
- Your face looks familiar.
- 1191
- 01:15:08,255 --> 01:15:09,588
- What's your name?
- 1192
- 01:15:10,922 --> 01:15:12,422
- She's out of it.
- 1193
- 01:15:12,505 --> 01:15:15,088
- That window's lethal.
- Robespierre would've liked it.
- 1194
- 01:15:15,338 --> 01:15:18,047
- Quit blabbing,
- go get her some water.
- 1195
- 01:15:18,172 --> 01:15:20,005
- Honey, stay put.
- 1196
- 01:15:21,297 --> 01:15:24,047
- Close your eyes and relax.
- 1197
- 01:15:29,047 --> 01:15:32,505
- Relax... you'll be fine.
- 1198
- 01:15:32,630 --> 01:15:35,463
- Some water, rest, and you'll be fine.
- 1199
- 01:15:40,588 --> 01:15:42,047
- I'm here, baby.
- 1200
- 01:15:45,922 --> 01:15:48,922
- So there is a lady in his bed!
- 1201
- 01:15:49,005 --> 01:15:50,463
- Who are you?
- 1202
- 01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:54,088
- I'm so naive and stupid
- for believing Walter.
- 1203
- 01:15:54,922 --> 01:15:56,547
- He said he wasn't married.
- 1204
- 01:15:57,088 --> 01:15:59,172
- Mrs. Bianchini, I don't steal husbands.
- 1205
- 01:15:59,547 --> 01:16:01,963
- No, it's not a big deal.
- 1206
- 01:16:02,963 --> 01:16:04,380
- Don't trust him.
- 1207
- 01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:08,338
- He has another woman in suite 648.
- In the closet!
- 1208
- 01:16:22,213 --> 01:16:25,630
- - Roberto? Honey...
- - So the President didn't lie,
- 1209
- 01:16:26,338 --> 01:16:27,797
- you're Bianchini's lover?
- 1210
- 01:16:27,922 --> 01:16:29,713
- - Why are you here?
- - Answer!
- 1211
- 01:16:30,005 --> 01:16:32,672
- - Roberto, let me explain.
- - What?
- 1212
- 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:35,380
- You're in room 650, Bianchini's room.
- 1213
- 01:16:35,463 --> 01:16:40,088
- - You're his lover.
- - No, another woman is Bianchini's lover.
- 1214
- 01:16:40,588 --> 01:16:43,172
- - Who?
- - Marisa Rispoli, the First Lady.
- 1215
- 01:16:43,505 --> 01:16:48,672
- This is her bag with her initials:
- "M R." Marisa Rispoli.
- 1216
- 01:16:48,922 --> 01:16:53,630
- She secretly came to Budapest
- just to be with Bianchini!
- 1217
- 01:16:53,838 --> 01:16:56,922
- But... In the room
- next door to her husband's?
- 1218
- 01:16:57,172 --> 01:17:01,380
- When women are neglected
- they can go astray.
- 1219
- 01:17:01,547 --> 01:17:04,088
- If you're not Bianchini's lover,
- why are you here?
- 1220
- 01:17:04,505 --> 01:17:06,005
- I'm here...
- 1221
- 01:17:06,838 --> 01:17:08,338
- for political reasons.
- 1222
- 01:17:09,422 --> 01:17:11,005
- - Meaning?
- - I can't tell you.
- 1223
- 01:17:11,297 --> 01:17:14,630
- Only me, Orfini, and Di Maio know.
- It's Walter's idea.
- 1224
- 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,172
- - Bianchini?
- - Veltroni.
- 1225
- 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,380
- Bullshit! You're a liar
- like the President and Bianchini.
- 1226
- 01:17:20,463 --> 01:17:23,672
- Bianchini is a front.
- I had you followed...
- 1227
- 01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:26,130
- You met secretly with the President.
- 1228
- 01:17:26,547 --> 01:17:29,713
- It's true.
- Why do you think I did that?
- 1229
- 01:17:30,463 --> 01:17:32,672
- - Political reasons, I bet.
- - Bingo.
- 1230
- 01:17:32,797 --> 01:17:35,005
- Rispoli doesn't have Senate majority,
- 1231
- 01:17:35,088 --> 01:17:38,505
- some northern separatists betrayed him,
- so he needs us.
- 1232
- 01:17:38,630 --> 01:17:40,047
- Remember the Nazareno Pact?
- 1233
- 01:17:40,297 --> 01:17:42,505
- This is Pact 2
- with the Five Stars.
- 1234
- 01:17:42,630 --> 01:17:45,005
- But it's top secret, nobody must know.
- 1235
- 01:17:45,797 --> 01:17:48,005
- - Not even Marco Travaglio?
- - Roberto, look at me.
- 1236
- 01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:51,630
- Look at me,
- I swear I'm telling the truth.
- 1237
- 01:17:52,255 --> 01:17:54,547
- You betrayed Silvio Berlusconi...
- 1238
- 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:57,505
- but I never reproached you.
- 1239
- 01:17:59,088 --> 01:18:02,463
- Betrayals are not allowed
- in politics or life!
- 1240
- 01:18:03,130 --> 01:18:06,713
- But I'll forgive you,
- and do you know why?
- 1241
- 01:18:07,297 --> 01:18:08,422
- Because I love you.
- 1242
- 01:18:09,088 --> 01:18:10,088
- I love you!
- 1243
- 01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:15,380
- Finish your water and cover up,
- it's cold.
- 1244
- 01:18:15,505 --> 01:18:16,713
- - Yes.
- - Come on.
- 1245
- 01:18:17,463 --> 01:18:20,130
- - Feeling better?
- - Yes, thank you.
- 1246
- 01:18:20,797 --> 01:18:22,047
- Are you a doctor?
- 1247
- 01:18:23,047 --> 01:18:25,422
- Hold on!
- I got it!
- 1248
- 01:18:25,755 --> 01:18:26,755
- Santa's back!
- 1249
- 01:18:27,338 --> 01:18:31,297
- I'm Mariano Tozzi!
- I'm married to Loredana!
- 1250
- 01:18:32,130 --> 01:18:36,130
- I have two sons,
- Giovanni and Alberto.
- 1251
- 01:18:36,547 --> 01:18:42,797
- I live in Milan on via Silvio Pellico 5,
- building A, apartment seven.
- 1252
- 01:18:43,005 --> 01:18:44,463
- Okay, we believe you.
- 1253
- 01:18:44,672 --> 01:18:47,755
- Wait... I went to Cesare Beccaria
- High School,
- 1254
- 01:18:48,213 --> 01:18:51,130
- class C with Professor Vignuzzi,
- 1255
- 01:18:51,463 --> 01:18:54,255
- who would always say that the window...
- 1256
- 01:18:54,797 --> 01:18:56,172
- The window?
- 1257
- 01:18:57,672 --> 01:18:58,880
- The window...
- 1258
- 01:18:59,422 --> 01:19:03,088
- Her memory might be coming back.
- 1259
- 01:19:03,463 --> 01:19:06,463
- - We're in trouble.
- - I remember everything.
- 1260
- 01:19:06,547 --> 01:19:11,255
- I came in through the window,
- and I remember...
- 1261
- 01:19:12,672 --> 01:19:14,380
- everything.
- 1262
- 01:19:14,963 --> 01:19:16,047
- The window.
- 1263
- 01:19:17,463 --> 01:19:18,463
- Professor Vignuzzi.
- 1264
- 01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,380
- God bless sleeping pills!
- 1265
- 01:19:22,755 --> 01:19:27,130
- Blessed they be!
- I'll put him back in bed.
- 1266
- 01:19:28,047 --> 01:19:31,213
- Bianchini, who's that Santa
- with my husband?
- 1267
- 01:19:31,588 --> 01:19:32,755
- Your memory's back?
- 1268
- 01:19:32,838 --> 01:19:35,255
- I never lost it.
- I was pretending as a cover-up.
- 1269
- 01:19:35,588 --> 01:19:36,755
- Brilliant!
- 1270
- 01:19:36,922 --> 01:19:39,380
- Bianchini, I need a hand here.
- 1271
- 01:19:39,963 --> 01:19:42,505
- Coming!
- Thanks, Marisa.
- 1272
- 01:19:43,297 --> 01:19:45,672
- We'll have a rematch in Rome.
- 1273
- 01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:46,880
- Sure.
- 1274
- 01:19:49,922 --> 01:19:52,713
- - The window.
- - Sleep, Tozzi...
- 1275
- 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,255
- What were you whispering about?
- 1276
- 01:19:56,547 --> 01:19:59,088
- Nothing, she was just rambling.
- 1277
- 01:19:59,213 --> 01:20:01,005
- Poor thing.
- 1278
- 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:06,130
- Hurry, we have dinner
- with the Ambassador at 9:00 PM.
- 1279
- 01:20:07,255 --> 01:20:08,630
- Thank you.
- 1280
- 01:20:08,755 --> 01:20:11,380
- You saved the "government of change".
- 1281
- 01:20:11,505 --> 01:20:13,255
- - Can I say something?
- - Affirmative!
- 1282
- 01:20:13,422 --> 01:20:16,922
- - Who gives a shit?
- - Negative!
- 1283
- 01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:01,297
- Now what?
- 1284
- 01:21:01,630 --> 01:21:04,338
- I came to apologize,
- these are for you.
- 1285
- 01:21:05,088 --> 01:21:07,297
- Give them to your wife, forget about me!
- 1286
- 01:21:07,547 --> 01:21:09,380
- No, Berta, let me explain.
- 1287
- 01:21:10,713 --> 01:21:13,047
- Everything I did
- was to save the government.
- 1288
- 01:21:13,547 --> 01:21:16,505
- Now I want to save something
- I care more about.
- 1289
- 01:21:16,630 --> 01:21:18,172
- My future with you.
- 1290
- 01:21:48,130 --> 01:21:49,422
- Mr. President!
- 1291
- 01:21:49,922 --> 01:21:53,547
- Doctor? Where are we?
- Is this your hospital?
- 1292
- 01:21:53,797 --> 01:21:57,505
- I'm not a doctor, I'm your husband,
- the Prime Minister.
- 1293
- 01:21:57,922 --> 01:21:58,922
- Sure...
- 1294
- 01:22:00,297 --> 01:22:01,547
- Come on, let's go.
- 1295
- 01:22:01,755 --> 01:22:02,672
- Mr. President...
- 1296
- 01:22:02,755 --> 01:22:04,047
- Hear them?
- 1297
- 01:22:04,588 --> 01:22:06,963
- I'm Prime Minister
- and you're the First Lady.
- 1298
- 01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:08,255
- Who?
- 1299
- 01:22:08,380 --> 01:22:10,213
- Let's go, it's cold.
- 1300
- 01:22:23,963 --> 01:22:26,297
- We spent our honeymoon in Venice.
- 1301
- 01:22:27,255 --> 01:22:29,963
- The President is happy to meet you,
- 1302
- 01:22:30,172 --> 01:22:33,172
- he hopes these three days
- will reinforce the friendship
- 1303
- 01:22:33,255 --> 01:22:36,380
- and the financial partnership
- between Hungary and Italy,
- 1304
- 01:22:36,463 --> 01:22:40,463
- a country he loves, where he spent
- his honeymoon ages ago.
- 1305
- 01:22:41,505 --> 01:22:43,922
- He said all that in four words?
- 1306
- 01:22:44,130 --> 01:22:46,338
- It's a Magyar custom.
- 1307
- 01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:50,797
- Please, Mr. President...
- 1308
- 01:22:50,963 --> 01:22:52,463
- - Doctor...
- - Wait till they leave.
- 1309
- 01:22:52,547 --> 01:22:55,047
- They're leaving... Doctor?
- 1310
- 01:22:55,255 --> 01:22:58,505
- - I need a drink.
- - But don't wander off.
- 1311
- 01:22:58,630 --> 01:23:01,422
- You don't know
- where you are and might get lost.
- 1312
- 01:23:04,005 --> 01:23:07,005
- Mr. President? This is my girlfriend,
- 1313
- 01:23:07,547 --> 01:23:08,963
- Berta Molnar.
- 1314
- 01:23:09,338 --> 01:23:12,838
- - An honor, Your Excellency.
- - Thanks. What a lovely lady.
- 1315
- 01:23:13,047 --> 01:23:14,630
- Berta and I are getting married.
- 1316
- 01:23:15,213 --> 01:23:18,338
- Married? I didn't even know
- you were engaged.
- 1317
- 01:23:19,005 --> 01:23:21,380
- We met this morning
- and just decided.
- 1318
- 01:23:22,005 --> 01:23:23,963
- You are amazing!
- 1319
- 01:23:24,422 --> 01:23:25,838
- On a day like today,
- 1320
- 01:23:26,005 --> 01:23:29,297
- you had time to meet her,
- become an item, and propose?
- 1321
- 01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:30,880
- I'll nod.
- 1322
- 01:23:31,547 --> 01:23:34,005
- What's wrong? Hands off.
- 1323
- 01:23:34,338 --> 01:23:36,380
- Giulia's husband, the thug!
- 1324
- 01:23:37,672 --> 01:23:39,838
- - They made up.
- - They made up...
- 1325
- 01:23:39,922 --> 01:23:43,130
- But if he knows I'm Bianchini,
- I'll need the wheelchair!
- 1326
- 01:23:43,255 --> 01:23:46,380
- - Honey, let's go.
- - But we just got here.
- 1327
- 01:23:46,505 --> 01:23:48,547
- - Let's stay for 10 minutes.
- - I can't.
- 1328
- 01:23:48,630 --> 01:23:51,088
- My world might end in 10 minutes.
- 1329
- 01:23:51,380 --> 01:23:52,922
- Walter, wait!
- 1330
- 01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:57,338
- Relax, don't worry,
- he'll be back.
- 1331
- 01:23:57,463 --> 01:23:59,172
- He will.
- 1332
- 01:24:02,005 --> 01:24:03,630
- Who's that in the white tux?
- 1333
- 01:24:04,088 --> 01:24:06,963
- Walter Bianchini, the guy
- you thought was my lover.
- 1334
- 01:24:07,588 --> 01:24:11,297
- Just look at him,
- I'd never sleep with a guy like that!
- 1335
- 01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:14,588
- Cookie? Are you dancing?
- 1336
- 01:24:14,922 --> 01:24:17,963
- - I'm so glad you're here.
- - I'm going back to the hotel.
- 1337
- 01:24:18,297 --> 01:24:22,005
- I'll come back to room 650 with you,
- Franco will be here till late.
- 1338
- 01:24:22,297 --> 01:24:24,297
- Hello, Mrs. Rispoli.
- 1339
- 01:24:24,422 --> 01:24:27,713
- Hello.
- Do I know you?
- 1340
- 01:24:28,213 --> 01:24:31,213
- I saw you in the closet
- at the hotel,
- 1341
- 01:24:31,588 --> 01:24:33,963
- but we weren't introduced.
- 1342
- 01:24:34,422 --> 01:24:37,505
- Berta Molnar. Walter's future wife.
- 1343
- 01:24:39,130 --> 01:24:43,130
- - Really?
- - Really. I kept it bottled up.
- 1344
- 01:24:43,255 --> 01:24:45,922
- You bottle things up too much.
- 1345
- 01:24:46,130 --> 01:24:49,588
- Very well, then.
- Congratulations to you both.
- 1346
- 01:24:51,838 --> 01:24:54,172
- - What was that?
- - She's crazy.
- 1347
- 01:24:54,463 --> 01:24:58,005
- I was a bit brutal with him
- at the Grand Hotel earlier.
- 1348
- 01:24:58,297 --> 01:24:59,922
- I'll go apologize.
- 1349
- 01:25:02,130 --> 01:25:04,172
- God, here he comes.
- Hide me.
- 1350
- 01:25:04,338 --> 01:25:07,130
- He wants to kill me.
- See you at the hotel in 30 minutes.
- 1351
- 01:25:07,297 --> 01:25:09,338
- I'll find a way to get back.
- 1352
- 01:25:12,172 --> 01:25:13,672
- Bianchini!
- 1353
- 01:25:21,255 --> 01:25:23,005
- Where are you going?
- 1354
- 01:25:28,422 --> 01:25:29,422
- Bianchini, wait!
- 1355
- 01:25:38,838 --> 01:25:40,047
- Bianchini!
- 1356
- 01:25:41,838 --> 01:25:43,255
- Stop running!
- 1357
- 01:25:46,630 --> 01:25:47,838
- Bianchini!
- 1358
- 01:25:59,672 --> 01:26:01,713
- Please, don't kill me!
- 1359
- 01:26:02,047 --> 01:26:05,047
- I'll tell you the whole truth,
- every single detail.
- 1360
- 01:26:05,297 --> 01:26:08,088
- A toast to two great nations,
- 1361
- 01:26:09,172 --> 01:26:11,297
- and I will make it my mission
- 1362
- 01:26:11,422 --> 01:26:17,213
- to support the needs, the appeals,
- and the ambitions of Hungary.
- 1363
- 01:26:18,047 --> 01:26:20,713
- Prosit, and I wish you all
- 1364
- 01:26:21,088 --> 01:26:22,713
- a Merry Christmas.
- 1365
- 01:26:23,005 --> 01:26:24,713
- - Prosit!
- - Prosit!
- 1366
- 01:26:24,838 --> 01:26:27,422
- Pay no attention to this man's promises.
- 1367
- 01:26:29,213 --> 01:26:33,713
- Mr. President, you're a fake,
- manipulating liar.
- 1368
- 01:26:34,172 --> 01:26:38,422
- Shame on you!
- You took advantage of a state mission
- 1369
- 01:26:38,922 --> 01:26:41,255
- to have a fling with my wife,
- 1370
- 01:26:41,922 --> 01:26:45,255
- the sordid opposition Senator,
- Giulia Rossi.
- 1371
- 01:26:45,505 --> 01:26:48,547
- - Roberto, what are you saying?
- - The truth.
- 1372
- 01:26:48,630 --> 01:26:51,338
- - Are you nuts?
- - I have a witness.
- 1373
- 01:26:51,755 --> 01:26:52,755
- Bianchini?
- 1374
- 01:26:52,922 --> 01:26:56,672
- - Bianchini is truly faithful.
- - But you're not faithful.
- 1375
- 01:26:57,172 --> 01:26:58,838
- Shame on you!
- 1376
- 01:26:59,130 --> 01:27:02,755
- Bianchini told me the whole truth,
- every single detail.
- 1377
- 01:27:03,172 --> 01:27:05,380
- Two rooms, scaffolding,
- 1378
- 01:27:05,505 --> 01:27:08,672
- lavish tips for the staff,
- oysters and champagne!
- 1379
- 01:27:09,213 --> 01:27:11,422
- - What?
- - Is this true?
- 1380
- 01:27:12,047 --> 01:27:15,380
- - Are you talking to me or the doctor?
- - Knock it off.
- 1381
- 01:27:15,547 --> 01:27:19,130
- I never lost my memory.
- And you're a louse!
- 1382
- 01:27:19,505 --> 01:27:23,255
- Betraying me in front of everyone
- on our wedding anniversary!
- 1383
- 01:27:23,630 --> 01:27:25,088
- Marisa, wait...
- 1384
- 01:27:26,547 --> 01:27:27,588
- It's true.
- 1385
- 01:27:27,838 --> 01:27:30,838
- - It's true but not true.
- - Who are you, Pirandello?
- 1386
- 01:27:31,005 --> 01:27:34,922
- No, but I am a man
- who lives a life of hell.
- 1387
- 01:27:35,588 --> 01:27:39,547
- Deficit, bid-ask spread, pensions,
- unemployment, unions!
- 1388
- 01:27:39,630 --> 01:27:43,880
- Merkel, the polls, Di Maio and Salvini!
- 1389
- 01:27:44,005 --> 01:27:48,297
- What else can I do
- but seek out a little intrigue?
- 1390
- 01:27:48,505 --> 01:27:51,338
- Where does one find a little intrigue?
- At work.
- 1391
- 01:27:51,422 --> 01:27:55,547
- The woman in question
- has a husband with a minor dysfunction.
- 1392
- 01:27:55,838 --> 01:27:59,713
- I know this all sounds
- rather morally inappropriate
- 1393
- 01:27:59,922 --> 01:28:02,172
- but we're humans!
- 1394
- 01:28:02,338 --> 01:28:06,088
- But in my defense, we never
- went further than the thought.
- 1395
- 01:28:06,963 --> 01:28:09,963
- Yes, this woman and I
- never did anything.
- 1396
- 01:28:10,338 --> 01:28:12,547
- It's true, nothing happened.
- 1397
- 01:28:12,672 --> 01:28:15,463
- In the end, life is like politics,
- 1398
- 01:28:15,630 --> 01:28:18,297
- all talk, no actions.
- 1399
- 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:21,130
- Well, let me tell you something...
- 1400
- 01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:24,755
- Talk, my foot,
- unlike you I am all action.
- 1401
- 01:28:24,922 --> 01:28:26,963
- - How so?
- - I cheated on you.
- 1402
- 01:28:27,172 --> 01:28:30,505
- - What?
- - Yes, this afternoon. Around 6:00 p.m.
- 1403
- 01:28:31,297 --> 01:28:33,380
- But not with thoughts, or real.
- 1404
- 01:28:33,463 --> 01:28:35,088
- I'll let the world know,
- 1405
- 01:28:35,297 --> 01:28:38,755
- because I am a woman of action!
- 1406
- 01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:41,297
- Action with who?
- 1407
- 01:28:41,963 --> 01:28:45,213
- With Walter Bianchini,
- in room 650.
- 1408
- 01:28:49,297 --> 01:28:51,422
- Walter? Monster!
- 1409
- 01:28:52,838 --> 01:28:54,672
- Berta, believe me,
- it's a misunderstanding.
- 1410
- 01:28:54,922 --> 01:28:59,588
- You can tell the truth now,
- no need to hide, admit it.
- 1411
- 01:28:59,797 --> 01:29:02,672
- You love me and kept it bottled up.
- 1412
- 01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:05,713
- Bianchini? Back to the boondocks,
- you're fired.
- 1413
- 01:29:07,005 --> 01:29:09,963
- - You're fired as my husband.
- - You're fired as my wife.
- 1414
- 01:29:10,172 --> 01:29:11,672
- We never fuck anyway.
- 1415
- 01:29:13,672 --> 01:29:17,422
- I will topple the government with this.
- 1416
- 01:29:25,630 --> 01:29:29,172
- Figures,
- I'm all over the gossip rags.
- 1417
- 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:46,172
- Wait, don't do it!
- 1418
- 01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:53,672
- Bianchini?
- What are you doing?
- 1419
- 01:29:53,963 --> 01:29:55,880
- Killing myself... Why live?
- 1420
- 01:29:56,713 --> 01:29:59,880
- I've lost it all:
- job, woman, even my dignity.
- 1421
- 01:30:00,213 --> 01:30:02,005
- Think about your mom.
- 1422
- 01:30:02,297 --> 01:30:04,047
- All the more reason to die.
- 1423
- 01:30:04,713 --> 01:30:08,922
- Don't! If anyone
- should be jumping it's me.
- 1424
- 01:30:09,255 --> 01:30:12,255
- Disgraced and mocked
- internationally.
- 1425
- 01:30:12,672 --> 01:30:16,505
- I wonder what the polls will say!
- My career is over.
- 1426
- 01:30:17,047 --> 01:30:18,963
- - Let's jump together.
- - No!
- 1427
- 01:30:19,088 --> 01:30:21,755
- What... No. No.
- 1428
- 01:30:23,088 --> 01:30:25,672
- A politician shows his true colors
- in hard times.
- 1429
- 01:30:28,672 --> 01:30:29,838
- Idea!
- 1430
- 01:30:30,463 --> 01:30:33,130
- - I have an idea.
- - Not again!
- 1431
- 01:30:33,422 --> 01:30:37,755
- I could move up in the polls,
- but I'll need your help.
- 1432
- 01:30:38,088 --> 01:30:40,338
- I already did enough for today.
- 1433
- 01:30:40,672 --> 01:30:43,963
- After everything that happened
- with my wife, you owe me.
- 1434
- 01:30:44,255 --> 01:30:48,588
- Nothing happened with your wife.
- I swear it on my almost-over life.
- 1435
- 01:30:48,672 --> 01:30:52,213
- Ever since the Renzi let-down,
- I've been truly faithful to you.
- 1436
- 01:30:52,422 --> 01:30:54,588
- - Truly faithful? Then prove it.
- - Yes!
- 1437
- 01:30:54,797 --> 01:30:56,880
- I can't, you fired me.
- - You're re-hired.
- 1438
- 01:30:57,130 --> 01:30:59,755
- At your service! What can I do?
- 1439
- 01:31:04,422 --> 01:31:05,672
- Be my lover.
- 1440
- 01:31:06,672 --> 01:31:07,672
- I'll jump.
- 1441
- 01:31:07,755 --> 01:31:09,463
- You don't understand.
- 1442
- 01:31:09,672 --> 01:31:12,172
- - I sure do.
- - My fake lover.
- 1443
- 01:31:13,005 --> 01:31:17,255
- Let me explain it: I'll write a tweet
- admitting the whole truth:
- 1444
- 01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:20,547
- I'm gay and tried to cover it up
- 1445
- 01:31:20,713 --> 01:31:23,088
- by courting Senator Giulia Rossi.
- 1446
- 01:31:24,505 --> 01:31:28,297
- But I love and have always loved
- only one man:
- 1447
- 01:31:28,922 --> 01:31:29,963
- Walter Bianchini!
- 1448
- 01:31:30,172 --> 01:31:32,922
- - Hush.
- - All of Budapest must know.
- 1449
- 01:31:33,088 --> 01:31:35,172
- - Not all of Budapest!
- - And Italy, too.
- 1450
- 01:31:35,713 --> 01:31:37,130
- How's that sound?
- 1451
- 01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,713
- - Awful.
- - What?
- 1452
- 01:31:40,005 --> 01:31:41,755
- Don't you get it?
- 1453
- 01:31:41,963 --> 01:31:45,255
- This way the liberal media
- will be on our side.
- 1454
- 01:31:46,088 --> 01:31:49,130
- We'll be invited to every talk show,
- it'll be great.
- 1455
- 01:31:49,422 --> 01:31:52,838
- People will love me
- and feel for me.
- 1456
- 01:31:52,963 --> 01:31:56,338
- You'll see, I'll shoot up
- like a missile in the polls.
- 1457
- 01:31:57,505 --> 01:31:59,505
- - I'd rather jump.
- - No!
- 1458
- 01:32:00,172 --> 01:32:03,213
- Actually, go ahead, it's not a bad idea.
- 1459
- 01:32:03,630 --> 01:32:06,797
- Not a bad idea at all,
- the headlines will read:
- 1460
- 01:32:07,338 --> 01:32:10,880
- "Heartbroken lover
- jumps to his demise,
- 1461
- 01:32:11,380 --> 01:32:14,588
- leaving the President with teary eyes."
- 1462
- 01:32:15,172 --> 01:32:17,130
- It's good, it rhymes, too.
- 1463
- 01:32:17,838 --> 01:32:22,047
- What am I saying?
- You should live.
- 1464
- 01:32:22,422 --> 01:32:27,797
- Giulia is right for saying
- that life and politics
- 1465
- 01:32:28,130 --> 01:32:29,838
- are the same shit.
- 1466
- 01:32:30,255 --> 01:32:33,380
- But in both cases,
- 1467
- 01:32:33,755 --> 01:32:37,838
- there's always room for compromises.
- 1468
- 01:32:38,213 --> 01:32:39,838
- You said fake lover...
- 1469
- 01:32:40,088 --> 01:32:42,463
- I'm just warming up.
- 1470
- 01:32:42,713 --> 01:32:45,505
- Bianchini,
- why am I calling you Bianchini?
- 1471
- 01:32:45,838 --> 01:32:49,338
- Walter, I'll call you by your first name.
- It's better!
- 1472
- 01:32:50,838 --> 01:32:53,380
- Come on, Walter,
- trust me.
- 1473
- 01:32:54,463 --> 01:32:58,380
- - Isn't this grand?
- - I wonder how mom will react?
- 1474
- 01:32:58,588 --> 01:33:01,797
- I'm sure she'll react fine.
- Just relax.
- 1475
- 01:33:02,088 --> 01:33:04,463
- I'm not relaxed at all.
- 1476
- 01:33:04,797 --> 01:33:09,255
- - Walter, moms understand these things.
- - No!
- 1477
- 01:33:09,422 --> 01:33:11,213
- So, you and Senator Rossi...
- 1478
- 01:33:11,380 --> 01:33:14,005
- Nada, zilch, nothing...
- 1479
- 01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:17,547
- - Because you'd already fallen for me?
- - Give me a break!
- 1480
- 01:33:17,672 --> 01:33:19,630
- Blue balls and a white Christmas.
- 1481
- 01:33:19,838 --> 01:33:21,588
- - It's snowing.
- - Real romantic!
- 1482
- 01:33:21,797 --> 01:33:22,922
- Sure thing...
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