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  1. (9:48:38 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Harris" ( ...and I think I'd like to start by wishing I could offer you a cup of coffee and a plate of cookies, because this can't be easy on you. Spenih and all. )
  2. (9:48:40 PM) perkyStepford: he's looking around like the brute.
  3. (9:48:42 PM) perkyStepford: i'm staying up here.
  4. (9:48:51 PM) allvir|online is now known as Rave
  5. (9:49:05 PM) ***bobbedNonsense PMs ventricularPipefitter : ( I think affiliating Sburb.org and Ribbit would be good. As useful as Pits can be, and as much as I want to help the greater replayer community, I am a Sburb.org girl first, and it was initially intended as to help those others who frequent the IRC and forum. )
  6. (9:49:41 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Do you hhave a ghhost image?)
  7. (9:50:43 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Harris" ( I'm Pre. I could snap you a photo of what's around, or....I guess you could raid the folder. There's good hot TalkingCoffee1.png. )
  8. (9:51:27 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "BobNon" ( Okay. Uh. Ribbit's....grown a lot since I first took a look at it. There are sub-boards? )
  9. (9:51:56 PM) perkyStepford: go away uniform man.
  10. (9:52:08 PM) ***socFla|online has downloaded "TalkingCoffee1.png"
  11. (9:53:23 PM) perkyStepford: shoo.
  12. (9:53:24 PM) perkyStepford: go away.
  13. (9:53:29 PM) perkyStepford: i bet your name is gothel.
  14. (9:53:31 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (I hhave been hhanded off. Do you know whhat hhappened?)
  15. (9:53:34 PM) ***bobbedNonsense PMs ventricularPipefitter : ( Currently only one to cater to the hobs. I was going to discuss with the other admins as to whether we thought there was any other particular crowd who may do better with their own subribbits, but that's primarily hinged on when I can get Leaf and Eggs in the same chat as me at the same time. )
  16. (9:53:37 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ....gothel?
  17. (9:53:41 PM) bobbedNonsense: has he noticed you?
  18. (9:54:13 PM) perkyStepford: you can't trust anyone named gothel.
  19. (9:54:19 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...
  20. (9:54:22 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I uh
  21. (9:54:27 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Guess so?
  22. (9:54:28 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I will admit that I never have.
  23. (9:54:30 PM) tenebrousPsycher: [what]
  24. (9:54:44 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| i've never met anybody called gothel |>
  25. (9:55:22 PM) perkyStepford: jovy taught me.
  26. (9:55:29 PM) perkyStepford: [>Anna: Nod sagely.]
  27. (9:55:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Right
  28. (9:55:40 PM) ventricularPipefitter: [ >You scroll up. ]
  29. (9:56:07 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "SocFla" ( I. Uh. I'm guessing this is follow-up after, well...my sister. But the Ambassador came up. And poaching. And Deals. )
  30. (9:57:06 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (...ahh.)
  31. (9:57:19 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (I may hhave done somethhing verry stupid.)
  32. (9:58:44 PM) ventricularPipefitter: [ You stop breathing. ]
  33. (9:58:55 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs societalFlame ( You didn't. )
  34. (9:59:05 PM) perkyStepford: i'm hungry.
  35. (9:59:08 PM) perkyStepford: can you eat leaves?
  36. (9:59:16 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yes?
  37. (9:59:17 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| no |>
  38. (9:59:20 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You shouldn't, but
  39. (9:59:22 PM) bobbedNonsense: depends on the sort of leaf
  40. (9:59:26 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| they don't do anything for your hunger |>
  41. (9:59:31 PM) ventricularPipefitter: If it doesn't taste good.
  42. (9:59:32 PM) tenebrousPsycher: i wouldn't, no.
  43. (9:59:34 PM) bobbedNonsense: i'd err towards not, if we don't know the kind of tree
  44. (9:59:36 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It probably won't feed you.
  45. (9:59:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: They have fiber, but
  46. (9:59:48 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yeah, won't do anything else
  47. (9:59:52 PM) perkyStepford: i want to go back on prospit.
  48. (9:59:57 PM) perkyStepford: the queen always made sure i had food.
  49. (10:00:01 PM) perkyStepford: i want to go home.
  50. (10:00:11 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (...)
  51. (10:00:41 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (...if you arre trrying to tell me it was not stupud, I do not believe you.)
  52. (10:01:00 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Harris" ( You poor bastard. )
  53. (10:01:02 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Once you get in the game and wake up on the dreammoon, you can go to Prospit
  54. (10:01:17 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Until then, you need to survive and find a safe spot and also the game
  55. (10:01:32 PM) perkyStepford: i miss polly and jovy and the queen.
  56. (10:01:35 PM) perkyStepford: i want to go home.
  57. (10:01:45 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter hugs Anna.
  58. (10:01:52 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Hha. Well. Thhis shhould hhelp Spenihh, at least.)
  59. (10:02:24 PM) ***perkyStepford hugs.
  60. (10:02:29 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Harris" ( He got you good, didn't he? It's not going to do a damned thing. )
  61. (10:02:59 PM) perkyStepford: i'm hungry and my feet hurt and the person down there isn't going away.
  62. (10:03:05 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Shhe will have bouts of frreedom and rrest, if I do my parrt.)
  63. (10:04:25 PM) bobbedNonsense: i'm sorry, perste
  64. (10:04:37 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovcar has been online lately, in his new session i think
  65. (10:04:42 PM) bobbedNonsense: perhaps you could message him?
  66. (10:04:51 PM) bobbedNonsense: and polly too
  67. (10:05:19 PM) perkyStepford: i don't know.
  68. (10:05:24 PM) perkyStepford: what if they're busy?
  69. (10:05:34 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Harris" ( ...Do you think she's going to rest easy, knowing you're doing His work? )
  70. (10:05:36 PM) bobbedNonsense: i'm sure they'll have time to talk to you
  71. (10:05:58 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs jovialCarabas, smilingPollyanna: (hi.)
  72. (10:06:05 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs jovialCarabas, smilingPollyanna: (...)
  73. (10:06:11 PM) ventricularPipefitter: [ >....wait shit you promised you weren't going to twist the knife. )
  74. (10:06:20 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs jovialCarabas, smilingPollyanna: (how are you?)
  75. (10:06:26 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( Anna! )
  76. (10:06:30 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (...)
  77. (10:06:43 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( It's lovely to hear from you. I'm doing quite well. )
  78. (10:06:43 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (jovy!)
  79. (10:06:47 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( How are you going? )
  80. (10:06:52 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (i'm in a tree.)
  81. (10:07:00 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( Oh how wonderful. )
  82. (10:07:01 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (And shhe turrned me overr to you?)
  83. (10:07:21 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( Is this in your pre-session? )
  84. (10:07:27 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (there's an agent on the ground.)
  85. (10:07:31 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (i think he's named gothel.)
  86. (10:07:39 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (yes.)
  87. (10:07:39 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( Oh dear. )
  88. (10:07:44 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( Did he tell you that? )
  89. (10:07:53 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (no.)
  90. (10:07:55 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( It's a rather odd name for a man, I must say. )
  91. (10:07:58 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (but i bet that's his name.)
  92. (10:08:20 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( ...oh dear, no- not everyone bad is called Gothel, just that one particular witch. )
  93. (10:08:31 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (I thhink I will need somethhing strrongerr thhan coffee if you arre going to be thhat blunt.)
  94. (10:08:35 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (but then how do you know if they're bad?)
  95. (10:09:14 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( It is generally something you tell from their behaviour. There are plenty of bad Josephs, I'm sure, but just because they share a name with me does not make them automatically good or me automatically bad. )
  96. (10:09:23 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( Is the agent aware you are in the tree? )
  97. (10:09:23 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (but he's wearing a uniform and walks like the brute so he must be bad.)
  98. (10:09:28 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (no.)
  99. (10:09:31 PM) ***perkyStepford PMs "jovy": (i'm hiding.)
  100. (10:09:39 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Harris" ( Er. Well. I think she wanted me to have a discussion with you about our Ambassador and looking into seeing if the deal was....something that could be mitigated and worked around. So I'm going to take a few minutes to calm down and let you look for something to put in your coffee, and then I need to know exactly what you and she talked about, and as many circumstances of that Deal and it's forging as possible. )
  101. (10:10:09 PM) ventricularPipefitter: (( ...that Deal and it's forging as possible. ))
  102. (10:10:41 PM) socFla|online: [>Harris: Pour yourself some wine]
  103. (10:10:50 PM) bobbedNonsense: jovialCarabas PMs perkyStepford : ( I think hiding would be the smartest course of action right now. A uniform and mannerisms similar to the Brute do not automatically make one a bad person, also, though caution during pre-session is always advisable. )
  104. (10:11:02 PM) bobbedNonsense: ok, off to make some lunch
  105. (10:11:05 PM) bobbedNonsense: seeyas
  106. (10:11:09 PM) ***bobbedNonsense is away (food)
  107. (10:11:11 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Later
  108. (10:11:14 PM) bobbedNonsense is now known as jovialCarabas
  109. (10:11:19 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Shhe wanted me to rrevoke thhe Deal somehhow.)
  110. (10:11:24 PM) ***jovialCarabas has connected to the memo
  111. (10:11:27 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| i gotta go. unlocking a dungeon |>
  112. (10:11:28 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Heya
  113. (10:11:32 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| apparently that also requires dancing |>
  114. (10:11:33 PM) jovialCarabas: Hello.
  115. (10:11:36 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| this fucking session |>
  116. (10:11:36 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Well
  117. (10:11:37 PM) perkyStepford: jovy!
  118. (10:11:41 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Have fun cutting a rub
  119. (10:11:44 PM) tenaciousTheseus: ((*rug))
  120. (10:11:47 PM) jovialCarabas: Hello Anna
  121. (10:11:51 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (And suggested talking to the Ambassadorr forr assistance.)
  122. (10:11:53 PM) ***mislaidLullaby has disconnected from server!
  123. (10:11:55 PM) perkyStepford: he's still down there.
  124. (10:11:57 PM) perkyStepford: he's not going away.
  125. (10:11:58 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (As forr terrms...)
  126. (10:11:59 PM) mislaidLullaby is now known as Impern
  127. (10:11:59 PM) jovialCarabas: Good to see you have contacted here as well, and not just myself
  128. (10:12:00 PM) perkyStepford: i'm hungry.
  129. (10:12:04 PM) perkyStepford: you're sure i can't eat leaves?
  130. (10:12:09 PM) perkyStepford: what about bark?
  131. (10:12:12 PM) oven [[email protected]] entered the room.
  132. (10:12:16 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Probably don't eat bark
  133. (10:12:17 PM) jovialCarabas: Leaves are generally unpalatable, as is bark
  134. (10:12:35 PM) jovialCarabas: Do you know what kind of tree you are in?
  135. (10:12:39 PM) jovialCarabas: Does it have any fruit?
  136. (10:12:43 PM) perkyStepford: no?
  137. (10:13:07 PM) jovialCarabas: Well, that removes that option.
  138. (10:13:16 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (I do tasks for James. If I do parrticularrly well, we will be able to spend uncorrrrupted time togethherr. Spenihh will not be alone. Othherrwise, Spenihh will hhave perriods of rrest and frreedom.)
  139. (10:13:24 PM) jovialCarabas: What is this agent doing- does it look like he is likely to move on soon?
  140. (10:13:28 PM) perkyStepford: no.
  141. (10:13:32 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (If I rrefuse or fail a task, hhoweverr...)
  142. (10:13:35 PM) perkyStepford: can i throw a shoe at him and knock him out?
  143. (10:13:43 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Hhe trrailed off ominously thherre.)
  144. (10:13:44 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I think that'll just
  145. (10:13:46 PM) jovialCarabas: Hmm, it might be a little risky.
  146. (10:13:51 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Piss him off and alert him to your location
  147. (10:13:59 PM) jovialCarabas: You'll alert him to your presence if it doesn't knock him out, yes.
  148. (10:13:59 PM) perkyStepford: i could take him.
  149. (10:14:02 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Unless you're wearing your steel toed boots today
  150. (10:14:07 PM) perkyStepford: steel?
  151. (10:14:08 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Please don't kill him
  152. (10:14:26 PM) jovialCarabas: Anna I'd appreciate it if you didn't attack people in your pre-session if at all necessary.
  153. (10:14:32 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Harris" ( Is that as specific as it got? )
  154. (10:14:32 PM) jovialCarabas: I really don't want you to get hurt.
  155. (10:14:49 PM) perkyStepford: okay.
  156. (10:14:53 PM) perkyStepford: i haven't attacked anyone.
  157. (10:14:57 PM) perkyStepford: i just went to get books.
  158. (10:14:59 PM) perkyStepford: and got lost.
  159. (10:15:02 PM) perkyStepford: and now i'm in a tree.
  160. (10:15:03 PM) jovialCarabas: Oh dear.
  161. (10:15:11 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Hhe said "don't fail" as well.)
  162. (10:15:19 PM) jovialCarabas: Aside from being in a tree, what does the area around you look like?
  163. (10:15:24 PM) jovialCarabas: And when did you last eat?
  164. (10:15:27 PM) perkyStepford: tree-y?
  165. (10:15:31 PM) perkyStepford: about a day ago.
  166. (10:15:37 PM) Muss [[email protected]] entered the room.
  167. (10:15:40 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Hhe was wearring Spenihh's body.)
  168. (10:16:09 PM) jovialCarabas: So there are lots of other trees about?
  169. (10:16:22 PM) perkyStepford: yes.
  170. (10:16:23 PM) Impern left the room.
  171. (10:18:16 PM) jovialCarabas: Did you have a safe space to stay in before you went to go get books?
  172. (10:18:22 PM) perkyStepford: yes.
  173. (10:18:26 PM) perkyStepford: but i don't know how to get back.
  174. (10:18:31 PM) perkyStepford: all the buildings look the same.
  175. (10:18:36 PM) perkyStepford: and the forest all looks the same.
  176. (10:18:38 PM) jovialCarabas: Was it still in the tree-filled area, or- ah, near buildings.
  177. (10:18:48 PM) jovialCarabas: Can you see any of the buildings from where you are?
  178. (10:18:50 PM) perkyStepford: in the woods.
  179. (10:18:52 PM) perkyStepford: no.
  180. (10:18:55 PM) perkyStepford: well.
  181. (10:18:57 PM) perkyStepford: kind of.
  182. (10:19:01 PM) perkyStepford: just a little bit.
  183. (10:19:04 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Hhe /papped/ me)
  184.  
  185.  
  186. (12:40:14 AM) The_Black_Watch [[email protected]] entered the room.
  187. (12:41:42 AM) societalFlame: ((What did you last see from Harris?))
  188. (12:42:49 AM) cadentCorona: (( one moment, got a log...))
  189. (12:43:55 AM) cadentCorona: (10:15:11 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Hhe said "don't fail" as well.)
  190. (12:43:55 AM) cadentCorona: (10:15:40 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Hhe was wearring Spenihh's body.)
  191. (12:43:55 AM) cadentCorona: (10:19:04 PM) ***socFla|online PMs "Pipes" (Hhe /papped/ me)
  192. (12:45:00 AM) societalFlame: ((Yep, that's all I sent))
  193. (12:45:48 AM) gordianStranger is now known as Bobbin
  194. (12:46:41 AM) cadentCorona: ...You must feel pretty skeeved out about all that.
  195. (12:47:34 AM) societalFlame: Verry. Thhat is not forr /hhim/ to do.
  196. (12:49:15 AM) cadentCorona: That's why he did it.
  197. (12:51:09 AM) tenaciousTheseus is now known as Bookwyrm
  198. (12:51:50 AM) societalFlame: You do underrstand thhat thhat is not somethhing you do to a trroll, I hhope? It would be like me going up to you and sticking my tongue in yourr mouthh.
  199. (12:52:01 AM) cadentCorona: Yes, /exactly/.
  200. (12:52:23 AM) cadentCorona: I know James, Harris.
  201. (12:52:29 AM) cadentCorona: Better that I'll ever want to.
  202. (12:53:51 AM) societalFlame: Hhow did hhe even become associated withh Spenihh?
  203. (12:56:10 AM) cadentCorona: Ot
  204. (12:56:18 AM) cadentCorona: ((redact.))
  205. (12:56:38 AM) cadentCorona: It's...longstanding. She doesn't actually remember.
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