TRANSCRIPT - (I.R, 09/20/2467) - Bar

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[18:22] Recording started.
[00:38] Laszlo Horvath asks, "Contraband. Contraband are items that are considered improper or illegal for crew to possess. What is defined as contraband?"
[01:09] Laszlo Horvath says, "The guidelines dictate, Obviously dangerous items that a crew member should not possess without the appropriate qualifications."
[01:30] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "...Kindly scrrroll down and note the rrrequisite forrrrm."
[01:35] Laszlo Horvath says, "The next dictation, Items that have been crafted for the explicit appearance as an improvised weapon, or items with an obvious combat application."
[01:36] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "Please, rrread it aloud."
[01:44] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "/No. Rread it aloud.,"
[02:00] Laszlo Horvath says, "The ending dictation, as you request, Operations Manager..."
[02:02] Laszlo Horvath scrolls down...
[02:55] Laszlo Horvath says, "When someone is authorized to possess an item via a correctly filled out and stamped NFC-0106 Executive Permission form or NFC-0210 Weapons Permit form. And, most relevant here, Operations Manager, When an otherwise contraband item is protected by Standard Procedure."
[03:07] Laszlo Horvath says, "You are not in trouble for possessing the blades."
[03:24] Laszlo Horvath says, "The blades are being taken by security due to the obvious chance of them being distributed to crew."
[03:39] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "To whom holds a NFC-0106, is grrrranted perrmission to hold and possess such a item."
[03:54] Laszlo Horvath asks, "Operations Manager, tell me, are you issuing these executive permission forms or the weapons permit forms?"
[03:56] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "To which will be filed, forr a station above yourrrr paygrrrade."
[04:16] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "Executive Paperrrrworrrrk is not his concerrrn, but his own. \."
[04:26] Laszlo Horvath says, "It is my concern, Operations Manager."
[04:36] Laszlo Horvath says, "This is a security concern. You sold a blade to someone for five credits."
[04:50] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "Mrrrr. Horrrrvath."
[05:05] Laszlo Horvath says, "This is a simple matter, Operations Manager. You either proverbially die on this hill or let me do my job."
[05:25] Laszlo Horvath asks, "Investigator, do you agree that I am not being unreasonable here?"
[05:34] Clark Coldsmith says, "I don't see what the issue is here. Any contraband in these crates is going to be confiscated."
[05:43] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "One moment."
[05:56] Laszlo Horvath groans...
[06:03] Abiodun Simisola says, "Evening."
[06:11] Natalie Monet says, "Evening. Join the formation..."
[06:13] Abiodun Simisola says, "Pretty quiet around here this evening."
[06:20] Natalie Monet says, "We're, ah, waiting for a thing at the bar to end."
[06:22] Laszlo Horvath says, "I want this transcript."
[06:28] Clark Coldsmith says, "Of course."
[06:29] Abiodun Simisola asks, "A thing?"
[06:31] Aida Styles says, "T'ink it's over."
[06:36] Laszlo Horvath says, "You can enter. It is fine. The Operations Manager simply doesn't want to move it over."
[06:39] Clark Coldsmith says, "He probably ran off to get the form."
[06:44] Laszlo Horvath says, "I am sure."
[06:49] Mari Wu-Jeong asks, "Whuh? Form?"
[07:00] Frida Cross says, "Hey."
[07:09] Abiodun Simisola asks, "Hey Frida, how are you?"
[07:25] Laszlo Horvath says, "Yes. A form. He is trying to justify handing out blades for five credits in 'mystery-boxes.'"
[07:28] Frida Cross says, "Pretty good, can't complain."
[07:39] Frida Cross asks, "How about you?"
[07:42] Mari Wu-Jeong says, "..Oh! That's what that was about."
[07:49] Laszlo Horvath says, "I wonder whether this will escalate into an I.R."
[07:54] Laszlo Horvath snirks amusedly...
[07:56] Abiodun Simisola says, "Yes, good, busy few weeks, but this shift is quiet. I'm the only Doctor."
[07:58] Mari Wu-Jeong says, "Iunno why he bothered putting weapons in the boxes when he knows it's such an issue."
[08:04] Abiodun Simisola says, "I'm also hungry."
[08:08] Frida Cross says, "Ah, gotcha."
[08:13] Laszlo Horvath says, "He is trying to justify it. He is stubborn."
[08:17] Frida Cross says, "Well, let me see what I can whip up."
[08:23] Mari Wu-Jeong says, "There's probably snacks in the warehouse people would be happy to get. I know I would."
[08:26] Laszlo Horvath asks, "Operations Manager, I assume you are printing one of these two forms?"
[08:35] Clark Coldsmith says, "If you do end up writing one. The toy gun stuff in maintenance would be a nice detail."
[08:36] Frida Cross says, "This incident seems to be on hold anyway."
[08:44] Abiodun Simisola asks, "Incident?"
[08:48] Abiodun Simisola asks, "What happened?"
[08:50] Laszlo Horvath asks, "Yes. It would. You would vouch for it all, I assume?"
[08:57] Clark Coldsmith says, "I saw it. Of course."
[08:57] Aida Styles enunciates, "Not sure where the bartender went."
[09:04] Laszlo Horvath asks, "I was not there personally for the incident. What happened?"
[09:04] Frida Cross asks, "Oh, the Ops manager is in trouble for selling... contraband? Fake swords?"
[09:10] Abiodun Simisola asks, "Bartender?"
[09:11] Laszlo Horvath asks, "Plastic revolver, then?"
[09:19] Abiodun Simisola asks, "Bartender?"
[09:22] Laszlo Horvath says, "Contraband."
[09:28] Clark Coldsmith says, "He said something along the lines of want some humor for these trying times while we were all in maintenance."
[09:31] Aida Styles enunciates, "Barista, she was running the bar."
[09:31] Laszlo Horvath says, "The swords aren't the issue."
[09:37] Clark Coldsmith says, "Put a fake revolver in his mouth and pulled the trigger."
[09:44] Laszlo Horvath grumbles...
[09:54] Abiodun Simisola says, "I'm going to eat..."
[10:14] Abiodun Simisola asks, "What is this doing here?"
[10:22] Laszlo Horvath says, "Sold. In these mystery boxes."
[10:24] Clark Coldsmith says, "Yours if you want it."
[10:38] Abiodun Simisola asks, "A free sword?"
[10:46] Mari Wu-Jeong exclaims, "...oh, yeah! That was fucked up!"
[11:01] Mari Wu-Jeong says, "Maybe it's a good thing I reacted the way I did, he'd probably think that shit was okay otherwise."
[11:05] Clark Coldsmith says, "At this point I could have just ran and got the forms myself."
[11:11] Mari Wu-Jeong says, "Yep."
[11:13] Mari Wu-Jeong says, "New friend."
[11:16] Asuka Uyemura says, "Hehe."
[11:17] Mari Wu-Jeong says, "Hi, I'm Mari."
[11:20] Abiodun Simisola asks, "Who can get me a cigar?"
[11:22] Laszlo Horvath says, "I do not know why we are humouring the Operations Manager. I'm going to turn the blade into security."
[11:27] Asuka Uyemura exclaims, "Asuka!"
[11:32] Laszlo Horvath asks, "You've already placed yours, I assume?"
[11:36] Clark Coldsmith says, "Yes."
[11:41] Laszlo Horvath says, "Right. I'll be back."
[11:45] Ayajan Kholmatzhonova says, "Sorry for the wait, uhm..."
[11:50] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "Kindly."
[11:51] Mari Wu-Jeong says, "Nice to meet you! The ops manager is picking a dumb fight with security."
[11:55] Ayajan Kholmatzhonova says, "Can I get you anything to drink, miss? I'll just go down the line..."
[11:57] Abiodun Simisola says, "A cigar and some pizza please barkeep."
[12:01] Natalie Monet says, "I, ah..."
[12:07] Asuka Uyemura says, "Wild."
[12:10] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "Who opened this crrrate."
[12:10] Clark Coldsmith says, "He's handed me a cease and desist for you."
[12:20] Mari Wu-Jeong asks, "Some things never change, y'know?"
[12:26] Natalie Monet says, "Something with a strong taste, perhaps? Doesn't have to be sweet."
[12:27] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "Investigatorr."
[12:28] Ayajan Kholmatzhonova says, "We have a special drink direct from Dominia, if you're interested, already prepared."
[12:34] Clark Coldsmith says, "Yes, I'm trying to read this."
[12:39] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "Did Mrr. Horrrrvath open this crrrate."
[12:47] Ayajan Kholmatzhonova asks, "Would you like a cigar to go with that, miss?"
[12:56] Natalie Monet says, "Ah, no, thank you."
[12:57] Clark Coldsmith says, "We felt there was a risk that there was contraband in that crate. Nothing was confiscated as there was not any."
[12:58] Asuka Uyemura says, "Apparently. Even out here in the middle of who-knows-where."
[13:02] Ayajan Kholmatzhonova says, "Please enjoy."
[13:03] Kadeem Rakrubijstri says, "Rrrright."
[13:11] Ayajan Kholmatzhonova asks, "Did you want anything to drink, miss?"
[13:14] Aida Styles says, "I'm good, t'anks."
[13:19] Ayajan Kholmatzhonova asks, "Did you want anything to drink, miss?"
[13:20] Clark Coldsmith says, "I'll head over."
[13:52] Clark Coldsmith says, "That's a new one."
[14:03] Laszlo Horvath says, "Fascinating."
[14:16] Laszlo Horvath says, "I will be I.Ring him. I'll take a photo of this form."
[14:41] Clark Coldsmith says, "Guess you can't enforce regulations against Operations staff anymore otherwise."
[14:47] Laszlo Horvath says, "Oh well."
[15:08] Recording stopped.