the prince of allebahst

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a former ambassador in jail
West Cohdopia, born and raised, in the garden is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' throwing bodies in the pool
And all smuggling some exports, man that was cool
When a single Deid Mann who was up to no good
Started threatening to squeal in my neighborhood
I killed one little guy and my mom got scared
She said 'Your actions have caused massive instability in the countries and worsened pre-existing cultural differences and disputes. Cohdopia will now separate into two nations, Allebahst and Babahl'
Colias begged and pleaded with me day after day
But I packed my suit case and headed on my way
He looked a bit pissed,  gave me a coupon ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
Am-bassador, yo this is bad
Drinking [AMBIGUOUS MATT ENGARDE FLUID] out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Allebahst living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, Isolationist, all that
Is this the type of place that I can get away with my crimes at?
I don't think so
I'll see now at last
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Allebahst
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a prosecutor standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I fucked up Manny for disobeying orders
Then crossed the body out across the border
If anything I could say that this scheme was a blast
But I thought 'No Quercus, remain calm for Allebahst'
I pulled up to the investigation about 1 or 2 am
And I yelled to my security 'Yo homes get rid of them'
I looked at my adversary
It was his final chance
To take down Quercus Alba From Ace Attorney Investigations, the fifth installment in the Ace Attorney Series that began with Ace Attorney on the Gameboy Advance